Understanding Women: A Handbook for Men
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Okay, it seems like everyone's always on here (and in real life) complaining that they don't understand the opposite sex. And then they start a thread about it and get the same old cliche advice from the SAME sex.
So I thought it would be good to have a thread where women lay down the basic ground rules for men to know how to interact with them. (I'd love to see one for the women too!)
I'll start. Women, please add your own:
1. Do not, under any circumstances, send a woman you've never met a picture of your cock. If you do, don't expect to ever be taken seriously.
2. If there's any chance that you might ever be interested in a woman, get to know her (and let her get to know you) while you have the chance. Don't lay a shit foundation and then expect everything to turn around when you change your mind and decide you're interested. If you have no interest in getting to know her, don't waste either of your time by introducing yourself & talking to her.
3. Text message one-liners, no matter how clever, do not substitute for real conversation.
4. Sincerity is the best policy. (Respectful sincerity, that is.)
5. Nice guys do not always finish last.
6. Women do not owe you anything, least of all our interest or our time. Don't take rejection personally. It's not a criticism of your character. There just aren't enough hours in the day to accept every single invitation, no matter how nice the guys are who are asking.
7. Please do not judge how we chose to spend our time. And don't take it personally when we choose to do something else over spending time with you. Again, we can't spend ALL of our time with you, even if we are dating.
8. Conflict is not always bad. It is unpleasant, but it can be a wonderful opportunity for growth. If we didn't want to take that opportunity with you, we probably wouldn't brave the conflict in the first place. (We'd either just leave you or stay and pretend nothing's wrong.)
DISCLAIMER: These are all generalizations, of course, and do not apply to every single woman, relationship, or situation. Also, I'm aware that some of them should be in the handbook for women as well. This is not a criticism of men, only a helpful guide.
So I thought it would be good to have a thread where women lay down the basic ground rules for men to know how to interact with them. (I'd love to see one for the women too!)
I'll start. Women, please add your own:
1. Do not, under any circumstances, send a woman you've never met a picture of your cock. If you do, don't expect to ever be taken seriously.
2. If there's any chance that you might ever be interested in a woman, get to know her (and let her get to know you) while you have the chance. Don't lay a shit foundation and then expect everything to turn around when you change your mind and decide you're interested. If you have no interest in getting to know her, don't waste either of your time by introducing yourself & talking to her.
3. Text message one-liners, no matter how clever, do not substitute for real conversation.
4. Sincerity is the best policy. (Respectful sincerity, that is.)
5. Nice guys do not always finish last.
6. Women do not owe you anything, least of all our interest or our time. Don't take rejection personally. It's not a criticism of your character. There just aren't enough hours in the day to accept every single invitation, no matter how nice the guys are who are asking.
7. Please do not judge how we chose to spend our time. And don't take it personally when we choose to do something else over spending time with you. Again, we can't spend ALL of our time with you, even if we are dating.
8. Conflict is not always bad. It is unpleasant, but it can be a wonderful opportunity for growth. If we didn't want to take that opportunity with you, we probably wouldn't brave the conflict in the first place. (We'd either just leave you or stay and pretend nothing's wrong.)
DISCLAIMER: These are all generalizations, of course, and do not apply to every single woman, relationship, or situation. Also, I'm aware that some of them should be in the handbook for women as well. This is not a criticism of men, only a helpful guide.
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If you drink beer, smoke weed and like good music, you'll get along with me just fine!
If you need a list of fucking rules about a chick, she's not worth it.
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★ 2011 - EV Newcastle, Melbourne 1, Melbourne 2 ★
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Sammi: Wanna just break up?
Ya got me. But, hey, I'm just trying to be helpful. I mean, seriously, if you don't know to not send cock shots to women you've never met, SOMEBODY needs to tell you!
Ones for the list;
If your girlfriend/wife/partner is covered in snot, barking like a dog and hasn't slept properly for a week don't assume that she is up for a night of passion and that giving you a BJ is going to cure all her ills.
Your girlfriend/wife/partner really doesn't need to be told they have put a little weight on over the holiday season. They know.
golden words
"..That's One Happy Fuckin Ghost.."
“..That came up on the Pillow Case...This is for the Greek, With Our Apologies.....”
Maybe it should be titled......Understanding HIGH MAINTENANCE WOMEN!!!!
Geepers, everything seems to have miles of paperwork and legislation accompanying it these days, can't somethings be left for dicovery and enjoyment and surprise?
That's about the only thing that I don't understand about my wife.
this is why I like this woman...
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Life and relationships are not that fucking difficult.....
Just be yourself....
Act naturally.....
Dont tell anyone how they should behave...
Dont make lists.....On how anyone should be treated....
Dont make lists of what is right and what is wrong.....
It is not that difficult.........
Till there aint nothing left worth taking away from me.....
you understand that the guys that do this have many more problems than understanding women...they're not good around anyone
texting anything other than information is stupid
is there any other form of sincerity? :?
in your teens and 20's they do...it takes a guy a while to understand the balance between being a 'bad boy' and a 'nice guy'...we're always working on that one
easier said than done
do women know this? i haven't seen a lot of evidence of it
see response to #7
then really the thread should be understanding people...because in the end, it's not so much the sexes that need to understand each other, but the individual
We dated for 3 months or so....And she was fucking constantly telling me how to act, how to dress, how to blah blah blah.....
Anyone who has met me knows god damned good and well, that I will take care of myself any god damned way I want to.....PERIOD!!!! Do not tell me how to do ANYTHING, because I am pretty fucking sure I can take care of myself.....
Anyway I am supposed to meet her family on Thanksgiving.....But FIRST I go to my familys house and spend a few hours with my mom......
I get to her familys house...Her brother(a friend of mine) opens the door.....I walk in and introduce myself and shake hands with about 10-15 of her family members....I see her standing at the kitchen door, with a shitty look on her face......She proceeds with....."Where were you?? Why are you so late?? I told you dinner was at 4:00.....I dont believe you were at your moms.....Whats the other girls name"???
I turned around and starting shaking everyones hand again and telling them it was a pleasure to meet them, and opened the front door.....
Each and every person there, knew it was the last time I would ever see them....
My buddy walks to the front door and says to me as I am leaving....
"I told you 3 months ago my sister was an asshole"
hehehehehehehehehehehehehehe
Just a story about an ignorant bitch I once dated......
Till there aint nothing left worth taking away from me.....
Rule for women: If he needs a list of rules, he's not worth it.
(But we'll try to help him out anyway because we feel sorry for him, and for the girls he'll try to get with in the future.)
i feel sorry for the dumb sonofabitch that married that chick
Dont try to change a guy in to something he is not.......
Till there aint nothing left worth taking away from me.....
"..That's One Happy Fuckin Ghost.."
“..That came up on the Pillow Case...This is for the Greek, With Our Apologies.....”
Maybe a week or so earlier....She spends the night.....I get up at 4am to go to work....I walk in the house 13 hours later.....
She is sitting at my kitchen table, again with a shitty look on her face....
She says to me...."Whats this"?????
In front of her she has my picture album( that she had found while going through my closet)...
I say its a picture album.....
She says to me....."Who the fuck is this"???????
She had removed all the pictures I have....Of myself and a previous girlfriend I had LIVED with for 7-10 years....And had them scattered all over the place.....
She had no problem going through my belongings...
She had no problem destroying my picture album......
She had no problem whatsoever.....And she expected an explanation from me????? hehehehehehehehehe
I knew right then and there that this blithering idiot was a complete fucking psycho......hehehehehehe
Till there aint nothing left worth taking away from me.....
Agreed.....
And for the record, I prefer not be included in a group of women who think men need a handbook on how to behave and understand women.
I have eaten so much gold I crapped excellence - drtyfrnk29
Life is either a daring adventure or nothing at all!
Males and females who need to make up lists, and categorize people.....
Dont really need to look far, to figure out why they cant get a date....
All they need to do is look in the fucking mirror.....
hehehehehehehehehehe
Till there aint nothing left worth taking away from me.....
wait...after the thanksgiving incident you didn't dump her sorry ass? :shock:
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