And btw! Really.... we should all put the lid down too! Before flushing! That's what it was made for!
So true!!!
Those splashes can travel FAR.............(like onto your toothbrush!!!) :shock:
exactly what i was thinking.... all that i really needed to know i learned in elementary school.
Not all, but lots of women bitch about the toilet seat for "I went to sit and the entire seat was up!". For that group of women, perhaps they think bitching at their man will get them to change? That is what the MSN "advice" was getting at At this point, I don't remember it being a big deal in my family one way or the other. Who ever you were, you used the toilet how you were supposed to. If the seat was up, you put it down to pee.....not a big deal.
I learned keeping the lid closed from my ex husband. When I met him, he had a dog. He didn't want his dog drinking from the toilet. He asked politely that I close the lid. Simple as that. Now I have my own dogs and every toilet lid in my house is closed. And yes, the ultimate bonus is the lack of toilet water spray in the bathroom.
Like any Cosmo article, I think the MSN article is mostly BS. Yet another way for women to feel inadequate for not being able to understand men and vice versa. People have said it here....it has little to do with men vs. women but more learning how to communicate with a person based on their personality.
believe it or not, we don't "need" anything. that is only the spoiled brat in us trying to fill some temporary solution to an emptyness that does not exist.
I have eaten so much gold I crapped excellence - drtyfrnk29
Life is either a daring adventure or nothing at all!
I had a long standing argument with my ex.....He wanted the toilet roll put on a certain direction (like wtf, it still gets used the same, no matter the direction), so I agreed it would happen when he put the toilet seat down after a whizz. Do you think either of us got what we wanted??? Nup....but he would go and change the toilet roll and have a full on mental fit about it too. So sometimes I would get bored and just turn it around, just to piss him off and see him fly off the handle...it was funny..over a toilet roll!!! In hindsight it shoulda been a sign!!! :roll:
I'm a chick and even I don't fucking understand women....all my best mates are male.
If you drink beer, smoke weed and like good music, you'll get along with me just fine!
If you need a list of fucking rules about a chick, she's not worth it.
i think i love you...lol
:shock:
"...Dimitri...He talks to me...'.."The Ghost of Greece..".
"..That's One Happy Fuckin Ghost.."
“..That came up on the Pillow Case...This is for the Greek, With Our Apologies.....”
I had a long standing argument with my ex.....He wanted the toilet roll put on a certain direction (like wtf, it still gets used the same, no matter the direction), so I agreed it would happen when he put the toilet seat down after a whizz. Do you think either of us got what we wanted??? Nup....but he would go and change the toilet roll and have a full on mental fit about it too. So sometimes I would get bored and just turn it around, just to piss him off and see him fly off the handle...it was funny..over a toilet roll!!! In hindsight it shoulda been a sign!!! :roll:
Did he ever say why he wanted the toilet role put on his way? I like it to hang out, away from the wall. This is because, in some houses with textured walls, if the paper hangs against the wall, I scrape my knuckles when I go to retrieve it.
I had a long standing argument with my ex.....He wanted the toilet roll put on a certain direction (like wtf, it still gets used the same, no matter the direction), so I agreed it would happen when he put the toilet seat down after a whizz. Do you think either of us got what we wanted??? Nup....but he would go and change the toilet roll and have a full on mental fit about it too. So sometimes I would get bored and just turn it around, just to piss him off and see him fly off the handle...it was funny..over a toilet roll!!! In hindsight it shoulda been a sign!!! :roll:
Did he ever say why he wanted the toilet role put on his way? I like it to hang out, away from the wall. This is because, in some houses with textured walls, if the paper hangs against the wall, I scrape my knuckles when I go to retrieve it.
No nothing like that, he was just a nut job. I'd wake up at 2am and find him in the kitchen rearranging the canned items into alphabetical order and all with the labels pointed perfectly straight, he had to turn things on a certain order....and his mother had his keycard so he always had to ask her for $$$ ...at 26 yo!!!! I was so blinded by , well, cock, I shoulda ran a long time before hand!! LOL
Did he ever say why he wanted the toilet role put on his way? I like it to hang out, away from the wall. This is because, in some houses with textured walls, if the paper hangs against the wall, I scrape my knuckles when I go to retrieve it.
No nothing like that, he was just a nut job. I'd wake up at 2am and find him in the kitchen rearranging the canned items into alphabetical order and all with the labels pointed perfectly straight, he had to turn things on a certain order....and his mother had his keycard so he always had to ask her for $$$ ...at 26 yo!!!! I was so blinded by , well, cock, I shoulda ran a long time before hand!! LOL
Tell me you at least used to rearranged the cabinets so they were out of order when he wasn't around? just for fun? c'mon..... HOWL!
believe it or not, we don't "need" anything. that is only the spoiled brat in us trying to fill some temporary solution to an emptyness that does not exist.
I have eaten so much gold I crapped excellence - drtyfrnk29
Life is either a daring adventure or nothing at all!
No nothing like that, he was just a nut job. I'd wake up at 2am and find him in the kitchen rearranging the canned items into alphabetical order and all with the labels pointed perfectly straight, he had to turn things on a certain order....
Why DOES that Julia Roberts Movie "Sleeping with the Enemy" come to MIND Reading this?...lol :P
Did he ever say why he wanted the toilet role put on his way? I like it to hang out, away from the wall. This is because, in some houses with textured walls, if the paper hangs against the wall, I scrape my knuckles when I go to retrieve it.
No nothing like that, he was just a nut job. I'd wake up at 2am and find him in the kitchen rearranging the canned items into alphabetical order and all with the labels pointed perfectly straight, he had to turn things on a certain order....and his mother had his keycard so he always had to ask her for $$$ ...at 26 yo!!!! I was so blinded by , well, cock, I shoulda ran a long time before hand!! LOL
Tell me you at least used to rearranged the cabinets so they were out of order when he wasn't around? just for fun? c'mon..... HOWL!
Me? Do something like that? I'd be lying if i said i didn't. I couldn't help myself! :-)
No nothing like that, he was just a nut job. I'd wake up at 2am and find him in the kitchen rearranging the canned items into alphabetical order and all with the labels pointed perfectly straight, he had to turn things on a certain order....
Why DOES that Julia Roberts Movie "Sleeping with the Enemy" come to MIND Reading this?...lol :P
You see why I've stayed single for 5 years now? Lol
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So true!!!
Those splashes can travel FAR.............(like onto your toothbrush!!!) :shock:
Where I'm not ugly and you're lookin' at me
exactly what i was thinking.... all that i really needed to know i learned in elementary school.
Not all, but lots of women bitch about the toilet seat for "I went to sit and the entire seat was up!". For that group of women, perhaps they think bitching at their man will get them to change? That is what the MSN "advice" was getting at At this point, I don't remember it being a big deal in my family one way or the other. Who ever you were, you used the toilet how you were supposed to. If the seat was up, you put it down to pee.....not a big deal.
I learned keeping the lid closed from my ex husband. When I met him, he had a dog. He didn't want his dog drinking from the toilet. He asked politely that I close the lid. Simple as that. Now I have my own dogs and every toilet lid in my house is closed. And yes, the ultimate bonus is the lack of toilet water spray in the bathroom.
Like any Cosmo article, I think the MSN article is mostly BS. Yet another way for women to feel inadequate for not being able to understand men and vice versa. People have said it here....it has little to do with men vs. women but more learning how to communicate with a person based on their personality.
I have eaten so much gold I crapped excellence - drtyfrnk29
Life is either a daring adventure or nothing at all!
I had a long standing argument with my ex.....He wanted the toilet roll put on a certain direction (like wtf, it still gets used the same, no matter the direction), so I agreed it would happen when he put the toilet seat down after a whizz. Do you think either of us got what we wanted??? Nup....but he would go and change the toilet roll and have a full on mental fit
"..That's One Happy Fuckin Ghost.."
“..That came up on the Pillow Case...This is for the Greek, With Our Apologies.....”
Did he ever say why he wanted the toilet role put on his way? I like it to hang out, away from the wall. This is because, in some houses with textured walls, if the paper hangs against the wall, I scrape my knuckles when I go to retrieve it.
No nothing like that, he was just a nut job. I'd wake up at 2am and find him in the kitchen rearranging the canned items into alphabetical order and all with the labels pointed perfectly straight, he had to turn things on a certain order....and his mother had his keycard so he always had to ask her for $$$ ...at 26 yo!!!! I was so blinded by , well, cock, I shoulda ran a long time before hand!! LOL
Tell me you at least used to rearranged the cabinets so they were out of order when he wasn't around? just for fun? c'mon..... HOWL!
I have eaten so much gold I crapped excellence - drtyfrnk29
Life is either a daring adventure or nothing at all!
Why DOES that Julia Roberts Movie "Sleeping with the Enemy" come to MIND Reading this?...lol :P