I saw my x-girlfriend in the elevator - AWKWARD

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  • CJMST3K
    CJMST3K Posts: 9,722
    Cinnamon Girl wrote:
    CJMST3K wrote:

    you didn't see her last avatar... 8-)

    Mr. Hasselhoff....you sure know how to make a girl blush. :D


    Your blushy skin will match your perty hair. :D
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  • Thorns2010
    Thorns2010 Posts: 2,201
    CJMST3K wrote:
    Cinnamon Girl wrote:
    CJMST3K wrote:

    you didn't see her last avatar... 8-)

    Mr. Hasselhoff....you sure know how to make a girl blush. :D


    Your blushy skin will match your perty hair. :D

    PUKE!!!

    :mrgreen:
  • decides2dream
    decides2dream Posts: 14,977
    Thorns2010 wrote:
    PUKE!!!

    :mrgreen:


    ....in an elevator, i think someone already posted one story.....and we're right back on topic. ;)



    i WANT to ride the elevator RIGHT NOW....and get the hell outtta here and get home and have the weekend! just about 3 hours to go and 32 floors down!
    Stay with me...
    Let's just breathe...


    I am myself like you somehow


  • Thorns2010
    Thorns2010 Posts: 2,201
    decides2dream wrote:
    Thorns2010 wrote:
    PUKE!!!

    :mrgreen:


    ....in an elevator, i think someone already posted one story.....and we're right back on topic. ;)



    i WANT to ride the elevator RIGHT NOW....and get the hell outtta here and get home and have the weekend! just about 3 hours to go and 32 floors down!


    Damnit!!!

    I forgot all about that!!

    Speaking of elevators.......I can't remember the last time I was in one. I suppose my birthday weekend last year, which in 9 days will be one year. Hmmmm......wait....I think I was in an elevator last June when I was in NYC for Pearl Jam. Maybe?
  • decides2dream
    decides2dream Posts: 14,977
    Thorns2010 wrote:

    Damnit!!!

    I forgot all about that!!

    Speaking of elevators.......I can't remember the last time I was in one. I suppose my birthday weekend last year, which in 9 days will be one year. Hmmmm......wait....I think I was in an elevator last June when I was in NYC for Pearl Jam. Maybe?


    hmmmmm befre starting at my current job, can't say i'd recall my last elevator ride either. probably at a hotel or a doctor's office....so either way, still not that rare. however, right now...my last elevator ride was at 9:20 this morning. the weather is yuck today so i haven't gone out since.....and my next ride will be at 5:50 PM, which can't get here soon enough today! hopefully, no awkward situations on said ride....and VERY doubtful i would run into an ex either. :P
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  • Drowned Out
    Drowned Out Posts: 6,056
    soulsinging wrote:
    Snaggletooth wrote:

    That is awesome. You should be put into consideration for man of the year.

    Motion seconded. Vote?

    nay
    Man of the year would have sensed weakness, and the opportunity for a retribution fuck in an elevator BEFORE making the comment.
    Honorable mention tho, fer sure.
  • CHANGEinWAVES
    CHANGEinWAVES Posts: 10,169
    Cinnamon Girl wrote:
    CHANGEinWAVES wrote:
    I beg to differ on that last statement! ;):D

    You are kind....(and are you flirtin' with me??) ;)
    You'll just have to see if I make a move on you during the Ben show! :lol:

    One girl can appreciate the hotness of another!
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  • decides2dream
    decides2dream Posts: 14,977
    Drowned Out wrote:
    soulsinging wrote:
    Snaggletooth wrote:

    That is awesome. You should be put into consideration for man of the year.

    Motion seconded. Vote?

    nay
    Man of the year would have sensed weakness, and the opportunity for a retribution fuck in an elevator BEFORE making the comment.
    Honorable mention tho, fer sure.



    you're on a roll today, aren't ya? ;)
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  • Drowned Out
    Drowned Out Posts: 6,056
    decides2dream wrote:
    you're on a roll today, aren't ya? ;)
    spunky....the word alone is funny....kinda like the words 'tranny fluid' :mrgreen:
  • decides2dream
    decides2dream Posts: 14,977
    Drowned Out wrote:
    decides2dream wrote:
    you're on a roll today, aren't ya? ;)
    spunky....the word alone is funny....kinda like the words 'tranny fluid' :mrgreen:



    i'd choose a slightly different adjective, probably beginning with an "h" tho also two syllables.......but yea, i digress. ;) tho it would tie in nicely with the post about sex in an elevator. :mrgreen:
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    Let's just breathe...


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  • Drowned Out
    Drowned Out Posts: 6,056
    decides2dream wrote:
    Drowned Out wrote:
    decides2dream wrote:
    you're on a roll today, aren't ya? ;)
    spunky....the word alone is funny....kinda like the words 'tranny fluid' :mrgreen:



    i'd choose a slightly different adjective, probably beginning with an "h" tho also two syllables.......but yea, i digress. ;) tho it would tie in nicely with the post about sex in an elevator. :mrgreen:
    Hunky?
    Humoured?
    Happy?
    ho-hum?
    Hookah’d?
    Hammered?
    Hollow?
    Hotdog?
    Holy!
    Horny…?
    Wait….I hope you’re not implying that tranny fluid makes me horny. :o
  • decides2dream
    decides2dream Posts: 14,977
    Drowned Out wrote:
    Hunky?
    Humoured?
    Happy?
    ho-hum?
    Hookah’d?
    Hammered?
    Hollow?
    Hotdog?
    Holy!
    Horny…?
    Wait….I hope you’re not implying that tranny fluid makes me horny. :o



    more like...thinking of trannies riding elevators makes you horny? :lol:





    really stretched to stay on topic there. ;)
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  • Snaggletooth
    Snaggletooth Posts: 63
    Drowned Out wrote:
    soulsinging wrote:
    Snaggletooth wrote:

    That is awesome. You should be put into consideration for man of the year.

    Motion seconded. Vote?

    nay
    Man of the year would have sensed weakness, and the opportunity for a retribution fuck in an elevator BEFORE making the comment.
    Honorable mention tho, fer sure.

    I'd have to agree, he could have at least gotten a sweet blow job out of it and make her eyes burn.
  • dcfaithful
    dcfaithful Posts: 13,076
    decides2dream wrote:
    Thorns2010 wrote:
    PUKE!!!

    :mrgreen:


    ....in an elevator, i think someone already posted one story.....and we're right back on topic. ;)



    i WANT to ride the elevator RIGHT NOW....and get the hell outtta here and get home and have the weekend! just about 3 hours to go and 32 floors down!

    Hey! That's MY glorious story! hahaha...i hear you..I'm ready to ride my three floor trip down to my car and the hell out of here!
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  • gobrowns19
    gobrowns19 Posts: 1,447
    Snaggletooth wrote:

    I'd have to agree, he could have at least gotten a sweet blow job out of it and make her eyes burn.

    Haha Jesus, that's a bit raunchy?
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  • Heatherj43
    Heatherj43 Posts: 1,254
    I get along with every person I ever dated except one. If he were in an elevator, I would not get in!
    Save room for dessert!
  • libragirl
    libragirl Posts: 4,632
    Heatherj43 wrote:
    I get along with every person I ever dated except one. If he were in an elevator, I would not get in!

    ah...well hopefully you never step into the elevator with him :P
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  • Thorns2010
    Thorns2010 Posts: 2,201
    CHANGEinWAVES wrote:
    Cinnamon Girl wrote:
    CHANGEinWAVES wrote:
    I beg to differ on that last statement! ;):D

    You are kind....(and are you flirtin' with me??) ;)
    You'll just have to see if I make a move on you during the Ben show! :lol:

    One girl can appreciate the hotness of another!

    If this happens you promise to post pictures, right? :mrgreen:
  • patrickredeyes
    patrickredeyes Posts: 8,834
    HailHailVitalogy wrote:

    Whats YOUR most awkward moment in an elevator?


    Mine was a couple yrs ago on a very hot day. Myself and a friend in a elevator with a ex and her new ''friend''.
  • soulsinging
    soulsinging Posts: 13,202
    decides2dream wrote:
    acoustic guy wrote:
    Cinnamon Girl wrote:
    I had sex in an elevator once...it was kinda awkward to keep my footing.

    :shock: :D
    Man that makes you hot as hell! Wow you are hot lol.
    Wait.....your a girl right?

    wow...some of you guys really are too easy. be female and have sex in an elevator...that's all it takes to be 'hot'...? one can be female and have sex in an elevator and.......be 65 years old......be 300+ lbs........be ugly as sin.......etc, etc. (NO reflection of CG at all, she is a beauty!)........just sayin'......;) :D

    I think it's got more to do with the willingness to do something wild like that. Women that are willing to throw caution to the winds and fuck in an elevator are all too rare and thus incredibly sexy.

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