....in an elevator, i think someone already posted one story.....and we're right back on topic.
i WANT to ride the elevator RIGHT NOW....and get the hell outtta here and get home and have the weekend! just about 3 hours to go and 32 floors down!
Damnit!!!
I forgot all about that!!
Speaking of elevators.......I can't remember the last time I was in one. I suppose my birthday weekend last year, which in 9 days will be one year. Hmmmm......wait....I think I was in an elevator last June when I was in NYC for Pearl Jam. Maybe?
Speaking of elevators.......I can't remember the last time I was in one. I suppose my birthday weekend last year, which in 9 days will be one year. Hmmmm......wait....I think I was in an elevator last June when I was in NYC for Pearl Jam. Maybe?
hmmmmm befre starting at my current job, can't say i'd recall my last elevator ride either. probably at a hotel or a doctor's office....so either way, still not that rare. however, right now...my last elevator ride was at 9:20 this morning. the weather is yuck today so i haven't gone out since.....and my next ride will be at 5:50 PM, which can't get here soon enough today! hopefully, no awkward situations on said ride....and VERY doubtful i would run into an ex either. :P
That is awesome. You should be put into consideration for man of the year.
Motion seconded. Vote?
nay
Man of the year would have sensed weakness, and the opportunity for a retribution fuck in an elevator BEFORE making the comment.
Honorable mention tho, fer sure.
That is awesome. You should be put into consideration for man of the year.
Motion seconded. Vote?
nay
Man of the year would have sensed weakness, and the opportunity for a retribution fuck in an elevator BEFORE making the comment.
Honorable mention tho, fer sure.
spunky....the word alone is funny....kinda like the words 'tranny fluid'
i'd choose a slightly different adjective, probably beginning with an "h" tho also two syllables.......but yea, i digress. tho it would tie in nicely with the post about sex in an elevator.
spunky....the word alone is funny....kinda like the words 'tranny fluid'
i'd choose a slightly different adjective, probably beginning with an "h" tho also two syllables.......but yea, i digress. tho it would tie in nicely with the post about sex in an elevator.
Hunky?
Humoured?
Happy?
ho-hum?
Hookah’d?
Hammered?
Hollow?
Hotdog?
Holy!
Horny…?
Wait….I hope you’re not implying that tranny fluid makes me horny.
That is awesome. You should be put into consideration for man of the year.
Motion seconded. Vote?
nay
Man of the year would have sensed weakness, and the opportunity for a retribution fuck in an elevator BEFORE making the comment.
Honorable mention tho, fer sure.
I'd have to agree, he could have at least gotten a sweet blow job out of it and make her eyes burn.
....in an elevator, i think someone already posted one story.....and we're right back on topic.
i WANT to ride the elevator RIGHT NOW....and get the hell outtta here and get home and have the weekend! just about 3 hours to go and 32 floors down!
Hey! That's MY glorious story! hahaha...i hear you..I'm ready to ride my three floor trip down to my car and the hell out of here!
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I had sex in an elevator once...it was kinda awkward to keep my footing.
:shock:
Man that makes you hot as hell! Wow you are hot lol.
Wait.....your a girl right?
wow...some of you guys really are too easy. be female and have sex in an elevator...that's all it takes to be 'hot'...? one can be female and have sex in an elevator and.......be 65 years old......be 300+ lbs........be ugly as sin.......etc, etc. (NO reflection of CG at all, she is a beauty!)........just sayin'......;)
I think it's got more to do with the willingness to do something wild like that. Women that are willing to throw caution to the winds and fuck in an elevator are all too rare and thus incredibly sexy.
Man that makes you hot as hell! Wow you are hot lol.
Wait.....your a girl right?
wow...some of you guys really are too easy. be female and have sex in an elevator...that's all it takes to be 'hot'...? one can be female and have sex in an elevator and.......be 65 years old......be 300+ lbs........be ugly as sin.......etc, etc. (NO reflection of CG at all, she is a beauty!)........just sayin'......;)
I think it's got more to do with the willingness to do something wild like that. Women that are willing to throw caution to the winds and fuck in an elevator are all too rare and thus incredibly sexy.
and i still say if a chick shags in an elevator is the ONLY thing it takes to be classified as *hot* or as sexy.....you guys are too easy. personally, i think it takes a LOT more than just that, male or female. sure, it IS sexy.....but i don't just think anyone who does so is sexy or hot, from that alone. the ACT can be very hot and sexy, the people involved may or may not be. that's all.
Man of the year would have sensed weakness, and the opportunity for a retribution fuck in an elevator BEFORE making the comment.
Honorable mention tho, fer sure.
I'd have to agree, he could have at least gotten a sweet blow job out of it and make her eyes burn.
Ah, good points here. I had not thought of that. But if you really were into the girl, there's always the danger of even one last hook up backfiring, so it's kind of a gamble. You could end up getting burned twice.
and i still say if a chick shags in an elevator is the ONLY thing it takes to be classified as *hot* or as sexy.....you guys are too easy. personally, i think it takes a LOT more than just that, male or female. sure, it IS sexy.....but i don't just think anyone who does so is sexy or hot, from that alone. the ACT can be very hot and sexy, the people involved may or may not be. that's all.
Yeah, but we all already know what she looks like, so I don't think it's remotely out of bounds for people's first reaction to that post to be "holy shit, that's hot!" Sure, if Oprah said that I'd close my eyes and start thinking about baseball to block out the horrific images. But 1) CG is hot and 2) this is the internet so even if she wasn't, if a guy hears that story from a girl that he doesn't know what she looks like, he's going to think hot and fantasize accordingly Hell, even if some of my uglier friends told me a story like that, I'd think it's cool and use it as a jump off for thinking about talking my gf or my ex into the same thing. I don't recall anyone here saying that all a girl has to do to be considered hot is screw in an elevator. But honestly, no matter how she looks, that's a big point in her favor any way you slice it.
and i still say if a chick shags in an elevator is the ONLY thing it takes to be classified as *hot* or as sexy.....you guys are too easy. personally, i think it takes a LOT more than just that, male or female. sure, it IS sexy.....but i don't just think anyone who does so is sexy or hot, from that alone. the ACT can be very hot and sexy, the people involved may or may not be. that's all.
Yeah, but we all already know what she looks like, so I don't think it's remotely out of bounds for people's first reaction to that post to be "holy shit, that's hot!" Sure, if Oprah said that I'd close my eyes and start thinking about baseball to block out the horrific images. But 1) CG is hot and 2) this is the internet so even if she wasn't, if a guy hears that story from a girl that he doesn't know what she looks like, he's going to think hot and fantasize accordingly Hell, even if some of my uglier friends told me a story like that, I'd think it's cool and use it as a jump off for thinking about talking my gf or my ex into the same thing. I don't recall anyone here saying that all a girl has to do to be considered hot is screw in an elevator. But honestly, no matter how she looks, that's a big point in her favor any way you slice it.
thereya go!
i was just working/playing off of ACs exact words.
wow...some of you guys really are too easy. be female and have sex in an elevator...that's all it takes to be 'hot'...? one can be female and have sex in an elevator and.......be 65 years old......be 300+ lbs........be ugly as sin.......etc, etc. (NO reflection of CG at all, she is a beauty!)........just sayin'......
i *got* what he meant, i just personally find it funny that guys will say things like that. while i know what he means, it also leaves it VERY open....and yea.....i think if you replaced the image of some physically hot girl(or guy) with one who really, really isn't...it would cease to seem so hot.....except if one replaces the visual. that was my only point.
and...it was posted mostly in jest b/c his post made me laugh.
male or female...being sexually adventurous is a big turn-on, period. i think that's pretty much a no-brainer...:P
Man that makes you hot as hell! Wow you are hot lol.
Wait.....your a girl right?
i *got* what he meant, i just personally find it funny that guys will say things like that. while i know what he means, it also leaves it VERY open....and yea.....i think if you replaced the image of some physically hot girl(or guy) with one who really, really isn't...it would cease to seem so hot.....except if one replaces the visual. that was my only point.
and...it was posted mostly in jest b/c his post made me laugh.
male or female...being sexually adventurous is a big turn-on, period. i think that's pretty much a no-brainer...:P
Well, ac is a special case... the man has depths of lust and depravity that even I am in awe of
I came back to my apartment and I saw my x-girlfriend on the elevator with me, just us two. Really awkward, haven't spoken to her at all for 5 months. We stood in silence for a little bit, and then she says "I was going through the pictures we took last summer and fall, I miss that so much."
What the hell do I say to that? So i just stood there and said something really dick..."you miss it now, you didn't appreciate it then."....she started crying
One of the most awkward moments of my life
Whats YOUR most awkward moment in an elevator? haha....the only other time that comes close is when I was wasted and passed out in the elevator and someone woke me up and I didn't know where I was, hahaha
How is "THE COOLEST BLACK KID EVER!!!!" doing? Gotta check up on him once in a while.
I came back to my apartment and I saw my x-girlfriend on the elevator with me, just us two. Really awkward, haven't spoken to her at all for 5 months. We stood in silence for a little bit, and then she says "I was going through the pictures we took last summer and fall, I miss that so much."
What the hell do I say to that? So i just stood there and said something really dick..."you miss it now, you didn't appreciate it then."....she started crying
One of the most awkward moments of my life
Whats YOUR most awkward moment in an elevator? haha....the only other time that comes close is when I was wasted and passed out in the elevator and someone woke me up and I didn't know where I was, hahaha
How is "THE COOLEST BLACK KID EVER!!!!" doing? Gotta check up on him once in a while.
i hope i never run into her in an elevator or anywhere else for that matter, but it will probably happen at some point. i just hope i can maintain my cool and just keep it moving--there's a few things i'd like to say--not that she'd HEAR any of it anyway.
Well, I by no means meant to start a conversation about "hotness". Although my story is (embarrassingly) true, I obviously meant it for the sake of humour more than anything else.
I agree with D2D. It's silly for men to consider someone hot or sexy based on that one fact...if anything I should be considered slutty! (I swear, I'm NOT!). Either way, It was YEARS ago, I am not that person anymore.
I am honestly humbled by the compliments and removed that old avatar because I don't think I am either hot or sexy so I assumed it was just a really good angle and flattering lighting. My next avatar will be a morning pic; chalked full of bags under the eyes, and bedhead.
Oh, and I have never run into an ex in an elevator.
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....in an elevator, i think someone already posted one story.....and we're right back on topic.
i WANT to ride the elevator RIGHT NOW....and get the hell outtta here and get home and have the weekend! just about 3 hours to go and 32 floors down!
Let's just breathe...
I am myself like you somehow
Damnit!!!
I forgot all about that!!
Speaking of elevators.......I can't remember the last time I was in one. I suppose my birthday weekend last year, which in 9 days will be one year. Hmmmm......wait....I think I was in an elevator last June when I was in NYC for Pearl Jam. Maybe?
hmmmmm befre starting at my current job, can't say i'd recall my last elevator ride either. probably at a hotel or a doctor's office....so either way, still not that rare. however, right now...my last elevator ride was at 9:20 this morning. the weather is yuck today so i haven't gone out since.....and my next ride will be at 5:50 PM, which can't get here soon enough today! hopefully, no awkward situations on said ride....and VERY doubtful i would run into an ex either. :P
Let's just breathe...
I am myself like you somehow
nay
Man of the year would have sensed weakness, and the opportunity for a retribution fuck in an elevator BEFORE making the comment.
Honorable mention tho, fer sure.
One girl can appreciate the hotness of another!
you're on a roll today, aren't ya?
Let's just breathe...
I am myself like you somehow
i'd choose a slightly different adjective, probably beginning with an "h" tho also two syllables.......but yea, i digress.
Let's just breathe...
I am myself like you somehow
Humoured?
Happy?
ho-hum?
Hookah’d?
Hammered?
Hollow?
Hotdog?
Holy!
Horny…?
Wait….I hope you’re not implying that tranny fluid makes me horny.
more like...thinking of trannies riding elevators makes you horny?
really stretched to stay on topic there.
Let's just breathe...
I am myself like you somehow
I'd have to agree, he could have at least gotten a sweet blow job out of it and make her eyes burn.
Hey! That's MY glorious story! hahaha...i hear you..I'm ready to ride my three floor trip down to my car and the hell out of here!
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Haha Jesus, that's a bit raunchy?
ah...well hopefully you never step into the elevator with him :P
If this happens you promise to post pictures, right?
Mine was a couple yrs ago on a very hot day. Myself and a friend in a elevator with a ex and her new ''friend''.
I think it's got more to do with the willingness to do something wild like that. Women that are willing to throw caution to the winds and fuck in an elevator are all too rare and thus incredibly sexy.
and i still say if a chick shags in an elevator is the ONLY thing it takes to be classified as *hot* or as sexy.....you guys are too easy. personally, i think it takes a LOT more than just that, male or female. sure, it IS sexy.....but i don't just think anyone who does so is sexy or hot, from that alone. the ACT can be very hot and sexy, the people involved may or may not be. that's all.
Let's just breathe...
I am myself like you somehow
Ah, good points here. I had not thought of that. But if you really were into the girl, there's always the danger of even one last hook up backfiring, so it's kind of a gamble. You could end up getting burned twice.
Yeah, but we all already know what she looks like, so I don't think it's remotely out of bounds for people's first reaction to that post to be "holy shit, that's hot!" Sure, if Oprah said that I'd close my eyes and start thinking about baseball to block out the horrific images. But 1) CG is hot and 2) this is the internet so even if she wasn't, if a guy hears that story from a girl that he doesn't know what she looks like, he's going to think hot and fantasize accordingly
thereya go!
i was just working/playing off of ACs exact words.
i *got* what he meant, i just personally find it funny that guys will say things like that. while i know what he means, it also leaves it VERY open....and yea.....i think if you replaced the image of some physically hot girl(or guy) with one who really, really isn't...it would cease to seem so hot.....except if one replaces the visual. that was my only point.
and...it was posted mostly in jest b/c his post made me laugh.
male or female...being sexually adventurous is a big turn-on, period. i think that's pretty much a no-brainer...:P
Let's just breathe...
I am myself like you somehow
Well, ac is a special case... the man has depths of lust and depravity that even I am in awe of
Is that what we're going to call it?
j/k!!!
How is "THE COOLEST BLACK KID EVER!!!!" doing? Gotta check up on him once in a while.
NOTHING is EVER forgotten on the internet.
Let's just breathe...
I am myself like you somehow
I agree with D2D. It's silly for men to consider someone hot or sexy based on that one fact...if anything I should be considered slutty!
I am honestly humbled by the compliments and removed that old avatar because I don't think I am either hot or sexy so I assumed it was just a really good angle and flattering lighting. My next avatar will be a morning pic; chalked full of bags under the eyes, and bedhead.
Oh, and I have never run into an ex in an elevator.
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