I saw my x-girlfriend in the elevator - AWKWARD

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  • Phantom Pain
    Phantom Pain Posts: 9,876
    I like to fart when I first get on and then watch the faces of the people getting on after me

    :shock: :shock:
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  • dcfaithful
    dcfaithful Posts: 13,076
    WildChildRose wrote:
    dcfaithful wrote:
    WildChildRose wrote:
    I think everytime I step into an elevator and someone is with me it's awkward.

    You're one of those folk eh? Well, if we're ever in an elevator I'm going to deliberately stare at you with a very creepy look on my face the entire ride... :twisted:

    You'll never step foot in another elevator :lol:


    Haha! I can't believe you blew chunks in one! YUUUCKKKK!
    Yes, I have to take one every morning for work. It's always holy weird... like, what do you look at? I find myself making eye contact, then looking away, starring at the metal door, looking at the numbers... ee! This morning some guy said something lame -- "you're the button pusher today." I did the awkward laugh and then starred at the door until he left.

    You should've said "Okay, where's the button for a much better pick up line..."

    :lol::lol::lol: Sorry, I crack myself up. And yes, I blew chunks....MAJOR chunks...orange ones at that.
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  • dcfaithful
    dcfaithful Posts: 13,076
    Phantom Pain wrote:
    I like to fart when I first get on and then watch the faces of the people getting on after me

    :shock: :shock:

    I'm immature enough to give you a high-five on the way in....while gagging of course. Nothing is worse than some really rank butt-wind.
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  • WildChildRose
    WildChildRose Posts: 568
    [quote="dcfaithful"

    You should've said "Okay, where's the button for a much better pick up line..."

    :lol::lol::lol: Sorry, I crack myself up. And yes, I blew chunks....MAJOR chunks...orange ones at that.[/quote]

    :-D Actually he was kinda cute....
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  • dcfaithful
    dcfaithful Posts: 13,076
    WildChildRose wrote:
    dcfaithful wrote:

    You should've said "Okay, where's the button for a much better pick up line..."

    :lol::lol::lol: Sorry, I crack myself up. And yes, I blew chunks....MAJOR chunks...orange ones at that.

    :-D Actually he was kinda cute....

    ...I see more elevator rides in your future... :D
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  • gobrowns19
    gobrowns19 Posts: 1,447
    Cinnamon Girl wrote:
    gobrowns19 wrote:
    Cinnamon Girl wrote:
    I had sex in an elevator once...it was kinda awkward to keep my footing.

    :shock: :D

    Were you dressed in that red thing with all those papers like in your avatar?


    ummmm....yes? :|:D

    YES!
    Cinnamon Girl wrote:
    you don't think paperwork girl is sexy??

    paperwork girl is major sexy
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  • Phantom Pain
    Phantom Pain Posts: 9,876
    dcfaithful wrote:
    Phantom Pain wrote:
    I like to fart when I first get on and then watch the faces of the people getting on after me

    :shock: :shock:

    I'm immature enough to give you a high-five on the way in....while gagging of course. Nothing is worse than some really rank butt-wind.

    HaHa !!

    Nothing worse then when you have to rip and the elevator is already full

    :P
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  • CJMST3K
    CJMST3K Posts: 9,722
    Cinnamon Girl wrote:
    I had sex in an elevator once...it was kinda awkward to keep my footing.

    :shock: :D



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  • decides2dream
    decides2dream Posts: 14,977
    CJMST3K wrote:
    Cinnamon Girl wrote:
    I had sex in an elevator once...it was kinda awkward to keep my footing.

    :shock: :D



    memento.jpg



    i'd love to know what that image is...it's just a red X for me. :P


    i've never had any truly awkward siuations in an elevator. i ride one daily nowadays, almost 2 years now....32 floors. at most i've heard some conversations i wish i hadn't, but nothing big. making out and getting touchy in elevators is the best :mrgreen: ...tho most definitely not on the work elevator. ;)
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  • CJMST3K
    CJMST3K Posts: 9,722
    decides2dream wrote:
    CJMST3K wrote:
    Cinnamon Girl wrote:
    I had sex in an elevator once...it was kinda awkward to keep my footing.

    :shock: :D



    memento.jpg



    i'd love to know what that image is...it's just a red X for me. :P


    i've never had any truly awkward siuations in an elevator. i ride one daily nowadays, almost 2 years now....32 floors. at most i've heard some conversations i wish i hadn't, but nothing big. making out and getting touchy in elevators is the best :mrgreen: ...tho most definitely not on the work elevator. ;)



    I've not had awkward moments in an elevator...

    But I have been in an elevator with RHCP going to the top of the WTC, in an elevator with Blondie, Madonna, a few Backstreet Boys. :)

    ...and I had sex with none of them.
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  • decides2dream
    decides2dream Posts: 14,977
    CJMST3K wrote:
    decides2dream wrote:

    i'd love to know what that image is...it's just a red X for me. :P


    i've never had any truly awkward siuations in an elevator. i ride one daily nowadays, almost 2 years now....32 floors. at most i've heard some conversations i wish i hadn't, but nothing big. making out and getting touchy in elevators is the best :mrgreen: ...tho most definitely not on the work elevator. ;)



    I've not had awkward moments in an elevator...

    But I have been in an elevator with RHCP going to the top of the WTC, in an elevator with Blondie, Madonna, a few Backstreet Boys. :)

    ...and I had sex with none of them.


    bullshit, that's not what i heard. i believe the backstreet boys still talk about you. ;)



    i *almost* rode the elevator with matt dillon at the guggenheim museum, but instead decided to wait once i saw him in it, let the man be and have his privacy.....and a few girls spotted him and raced up to catch the elevator down with him. :lol:
    Stay with me...
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  • CJMST3K
    CJMST3K Posts: 9,722
    decides2dream wrote:
    i *almost* rode the elevator with matt dillon at the guggenheim museum, but instead decided to wait once i saw him in it, let the man be and have his privacy.....and a few girls spotted him and raced up to catch the elevator down with him. :lol:

    ...yeah, I bet they DID go down with him. ;)
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  • acoustic guy
    acoustic guy Posts: 3,770
    Cinnamon Girl wrote:
    I had sex in an elevator once...it was kinda awkward to keep my footing.

    :shock: :D
    Man that makes you hot as hell! Wow you are hot lol.
    Wait.....your a girl right?
    Get em a Body Bag Yeeeeeaaaaa!
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  • Thorns2010
    Thorns2010 Posts: 2,201
    Oh, so since this post has happened, I saw my ex the other day as well!!! We worked together at Target, thats how we met. Anyway, I didn't think she was working/still working at that Target. But Wednesday night I walked in, and she was up front talking to some people. Looked like she is working overnights.

    Anyway, I don't know if she saw me, I would have nothing nice to say, so I didn't bother. Needless to say after I got what I needed I will admit I was a little scared to walk up to the front and pay for the items because I had no idea where she was, and I didn't want to run right into her.

    She was still in the same spot as when I entered, and well I guess I can't go to my local Target right before close anymore! :lol:
  • gobrowns19
    gobrowns19 Posts: 1,447
    Haha, reading a couple new posts actually reminded me of one kind of funny elevator story I've got.

    I was at a tigers game with a friend, and right when we were walking by the elevator we saw Mario, one of the announcers, and my friend says to him 'Hey Rod baby how's it going?!' and slaps him on the back. [Rod is the color commenter] Regardless Mario seemed upset but didn't say anything haha....it became an ongoing joke that Mario is upset by how often he is overshadowed by Rod, haha.

    Great story btw.
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  • decides2dream
    decides2dream Posts: 14,977
    acoustic guy wrote:
    Cinnamon Girl wrote:
    I had sex in an elevator once...it was kinda awkward to keep my footing.

    :shock: :D
    Man that makes you hot as hell! Wow you are hot lol.
    Wait.....your a girl right?



    wow...some of you guys really are too easy. be female and have sex in an elevator...that's all it takes to be 'hot'...? one can be female and have sex in an elevator and.......be 65 years old......be 300+ lbs........be ugly as sin.......etc, etc. (NO reflection of CG at all, she is a beauty!)........just sayin'......;) :D
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  • Cinnamon Girl
    Cinnamon Girl Posts: 1,854
    acoustic guy wrote:
    Cinnamon Girl wrote:
    I had sex in an elevator once...it was kinda awkward to keep my footing.

    :shock: :D
    Man that makes you hot as hell! Wow you are hot lol.
    Wait.....your a girl right?

    Well...I can assure you that I'm not a man, nor am I hot, or sexy. 8-)
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  • CHANGEinWAVES
    CHANGEinWAVES Posts: 10,169
    Cinnamon Girl wrote:
    acoustic guy wrote:
    Cinnamon Girl wrote:
    I had sex in an elevator once...it was kinda awkward to keep my footing.

    :shock: :D
    Man that makes you hot as hell! Wow you are hot lol.
    Wait.....your a girl right?

    Well...I can assure you that I'm not a man, nor am I hot, or sexy. 8-)
    I beg to differ on that last statement! ;):D
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  • CJMST3K
    CJMST3K Posts: 9,722
    decides2dream wrote:
    acoustic guy wrote:
    Cinnamon Girl wrote:
    I had sex in an elevator once...it was kinda awkward to keep my footing.

    :shock: :D
    Man that makes you hot as hell! Wow you are hot lol.
    Wait.....your a girl right?



    wow...some of you guys really are too easy. be female and have sex in an elevator...that's all it takes to be 'hot'...? one can be female and have sex in an elevator and.......be 65 years old......be 300+ lbs........be ugly as sin.......etc, etc. (NO reflection of CG at all, she is a beauty!)........just sayin'......;) :D

    you didn't see her last avatar... 8-)
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  • Cinnamon Girl
    Cinnamon Girl Posts: 1,854
    CHANGEinWAVES wrote:
    I beg to differ on that last statement! ;):D

    You are kind....(and are you flirtin' with me??) ;)
    CJMST3K wrote:

    you didn't see her last avatar... 8-)

    Mr. Hasselhoff....you sure know how to make a girl blush. :D
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