I saw my x-girlfriend in the elevator - AWKWARD

decides2dream

soulsinging wrote:

decides2dream wrote:

acoustic guy wrote:

Man that makes you hot as hell! Wow you are hot lol.
Wait.....your a girl right?

wow...some of you guys really are too easy. be female and have sex in an elevator...that's all it takes to be 'hot'...? one can be female and have sex in an elevator and.......be 65 years old......be 300+ lbs........be ugly as sin.......etc, etc. (NO reflection of CG at all, she is a beauty!)........just sayin'......;)

I think it's got more to do with the willingness to do something wild like that. Women that are willing to throw caution to the winds and fuck in an elevator are all too rare and thus incredibly sexy.

and i still say if a chick shags in an elevator is the ONLY thing it takes to be classified as *hot* or as sexy.....you guys are too easy. personally, i think it takes a LOT more than just that, male or female. sure, it IS sexy.....but i don't just think anyone who does so is sexy or hot, from that alone. the ACT can be very hot and sexy, the people involved may or may not be. that's all.

soulsinging

Snaggletooth wrote:

Drowned Out wrote:

Man of the year would have sensed weakness, and the opportunity for a retribution fuck in an elevator BEFORE making the comment.
Honorable mention tho, fer sure.

I'd have to agree, he could have at least gotten a sweet blow job out of it and make her eyes burn.

Ah, good points here. I had not thought of that. But if you really were into the girl, there's always the danger of even one last hook up backfiring, so it's kind of a gamble. You could end up getting burned twice.

soulsinging

decides2dream wrote:

and i still say if a chick shags in an elevator is the ONLY thing it takes to be classified as *hot* or as sexy.....you guys are too easy. personally, i think it takes a LOT more than just that, male or female. sure, it IS sexy.....but i don't just think anyone who does so is sexy or hot, from that alone. the ACT can be very hot and sexy, the people involved may or may not be. that's all.

Yeah, but we all already know what she looks like, so I don't think it's remotely out of bounds for people's first reaction to that post to be "holy shit, that's hot!" Sure, if Oprah said that I'd close my eyes and start thinking about baseball to block out the horrific images. But 1) CG is hot and 2) this is the internet so even if she wasn't, if a guy hears that story from a girl that he doesn't know what she looks like, he's going to think hot and fantasize accordingly Hell, even if some of my uglier friends told me a story like that, I'd think it's cool and use it as a jump off for thinking about talking my gf or my ex into the same thing. I don't recall anyone here saying that all a girl has to do to be considered hot is screw in an elevator. But honestly, no matter how she looks, that's a big point in her favor any way you slice it.

decides2dream

soulsinging wrote:

decides2dream wrote:

and i still say if a chick shags in an elevator is the ONLY thing it takes to be classified as *hot* or as sexy.....you guys are too easy. personally, i think it takes a LOT more than just that, male or female. sure, it IS sexy.....but i don't just think anyone who does so is sexy or hot, from that alone. the ACT can be very hot and sexy, the people involved may or may not be. that's all.

Yeah, but we all already know what she looks like, so I don't think it's remotely out of bounds for people's first reaction to that post to be "holy shit, that's hot!" Sure, if Oprah said that I'd close my eyes and start thinking about baseball to block out the horrific images. But 1) CG is hot and 2) this is the internet so even if she wasn't, if a guy hears that story from a girl that he doesn't know what she looks like, he's going to think hot and fantasize accordingly Hell, even if some of my uglier friends told me a story like that, I'd think it's cool and use it as a jump off for thinking about talking my gf or my ex into the same thing. I don't recall anyone here saying that all a girl has to do to be considered hot is screw in an elevator. But honestly, no matter how she looks, that's a big point in her favor any way you slice it.

thereya go!


i was just working/playing off of ACs exact words.

acoutstic guy wrote:

Man that makes you hot as hell! Wow you are hot lol.
Wait.....your a girl right?

decides2dream wrote:

wow...some of you guys really are too easy. be female and have sex in an elevator...that's all it takes to be 'hot'...? one can be female and have sex in an elevator and.......be 65 years old......be 300+ lbs........be ugly as sin.......etc, etc. (NO reflection of CG at all, she is a beauty!)........just sayin'......

i *got* what he meant, i just personally find it funny that guys will say things like that. while i know what he means, it also leaves it VERY open....and yea.....i think if you replaced the image of some physically hot girl(or guy) with one who really, really isn't...it would cease to seem so hot.....except if one replaces the visual. that was my only point.



and...it was posted mostly in jest b/c his post made me laugh.


male or female...being sexually adventurous is a big turn-on, period. i think that's pretty much a no-brainer...:P

soulsinging

decides2dream wrote:

acoutstic guy wrote:

Man that makes you hot as hell! Wow you are hot lol.
Wait.....your a girl right?

i *got* what he meant, i just personally find it funny that guys will say things like that. while i know what he means, it also leaves it VERY open....and yea.....i think if you replaced the image of some physically hot girl(or guy) with one who really, really isn't...it would cease to seem so hot.....except if one replaces the visual. that was my only point.

and...it was posted mostly in jest b/c his post made me laugh.

male or female...being sexually adventurous is a big turn-on, period. i think that's pretty much a no-brainer...:P

Well, ac is a special case... the man has depths of lust and depravity that even I am in awe of

Thorns2010

soulsinging wrote:

Well, ac is a special case... the man has depths of lust and depravity that even I am in awe of

Is that what we're going to call it?

j/k!!!

fanch75

HailHailVitalogy wrote:

I came back to my apartment and I saw my x-girlfriend on the elevator with me, just us two. Really awkward, haven't spoken to her at all for 5 months. We stood in silence for a little bit, and then she says "I was going through the pictures we took last summer and fall, I miss that so much."

What the hell do I say to that? So i just stood there and said something really dick..."you miss it now, you didn't appreciate it then."....she started crying

One of the most awkward moments of my life

Whats YOUR most awkward moment in an elevator? haha....the only other time that comes close is when I was wasted and passed out in the elevator and someone woke me up and I didn't know where I was, hahaha

How is "THE COOLEST BLACK KID EVER!!!!" doing? Gotta check up on him once in a while.

decides2dream

fanch75 wrote:

HailHailVitalogy wrote:

I came back to my apartment and I saw my x-girlfriend on the elevator with me, just us two. Really awkward, haven't spoken to her at all for 5 months. We stood in silence for a little bit, and then she says "I was going through the pictures we took last summer and fall, I miss that so much."

What the hell do I say to that? So i just stood there and said something really dick..."you miss it now, you didn't appreciate it then."....she started crying

One of the most awkward moments of my life

Whats YOUR most awkward moment in an elevator? haha....the only other time that comes close is when I was wasted and passed out in the elevator and someone woke me up and I didn't know where I was, hahaha

How is "THE COOLEST BLACK KID EVER!!!!" doing? Gotta check up on him once in a while.

NOTHING is EVER forgotten on the internet. :P

A satellite forever orbiting

i hope i never run into her in an elevator or anywhere else for that matter, but it will probably happen at some point. i just hope i can maintain my cool and just keep it moving--there's a few things i'd like to say--not that she'd HEAR any of it anyway.

Cinnamon Girl

Well, I by no means meant to start a conversation about "hotness". Although my story is (embarrassingly) true, I obviously meant it for the sake of humour more than anything else.

I agree with D2D. It's silly for men to consider someone hot or sexy based on that one fact...if anything I should be considered slutty! (I swear, I'm NOT!). Either way, It was YEARS ago, I am not that person anymore.

I am honestly humbled by the compliments and removed that old avatar because I don't think I am either hot or sexy so I assumed it was just a really good angle and flattering lighting. My next avatar will be a morning pic; chalked full of bags under the eyes, and bedhead.

Oh, and I have never run into an ex in an elevator.

Happy Monday!!

CHANGEinWAVES

Cinnamon Girl wrote:

Well, I by no means meant to start a conversation about "hotness". Although my story is (embarrassingly) true, I obviously meant it for the sake of humour more than anything else.

I agree with D2D. It's silly for men to consider someone hot or sexy based on that one fact...if anything I should be considered slutty! (I swear, I'm NOT!). Either way, It was YEARS ago, I am not that person anymore.

I am honestly humbled by the compliments and removed that old avatar because I don't think I am either hot or sexy so I assumed it was just a really good angle and flattering lighting. My next avatar will be a morning pic; chalked full of bags under the eyes, and bedhead.

Oh, and I have never run into an ex in an elevator.

Happy Monday!!

I think you're an attractive girl! But then again I saw you through drunk goggles
*just kidding... More then anything, how nice you are makes you super HOT in my book!

soulsinging

Cinnamon Girl wrote:

Well, I by no means meant to start a conversation about "hotness". Although my story is (embarrassingly) true, I obviously meant it for the sake of humour more than anything else.

I agree with D2D. It's silly for men to consider someone hot or sexy based on that one fact...if anything I should be considered slutty! (I swear, I'm NOT!). Either way, It was YEARS ago, I am not that person anymore.

That's a damn shame. Being adventurous does not make one slutty.

gobrowns19

Cinnamon Girl wrote:

Well, I by no means meant to start a conversation about "hotness". Although my story is (embarrassingly) true, I obviously meant it for the sake of humour more than anything else.

I agree with D2D. It's silly for men to consider someone hot or sexy based on that one fact...if anything I should be considered slutty! (I swear, I'm NOT!). Either way, It was YEARS ago, I am not that person anymore.

I am honestly humbled by the compliments and removed that old avatar because I don't think I am either hot or sexy so I assumed it was just a really good angle and flattering lighting. My next avatar will be a morning pic; chalked full of bags under the eyes, and bedhead.

Oh, and I have never run into an ex in an elevator.

Happy Monday!!

Don't put down the morning look. :( That's my favorite look in general. Makes you look real, like really yourself or something. It's cool.