I saw my x-girlfriend in the elevator - AWKWARD

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  • JordyWordy
    JordyWordy Posts: 2,261
    libragirl wrote:
    Sometimes you are better off saying nothing. Sometimes people have said all that can be said.

    BUT sometimes it feels good to call them a thundering, whoring bitch too.

    ....Sometimes. Just sayin' :)
  • HailHailVitalogy
    HailHailVitalogy Posts: 6,040
    SPEEDY MCCREADY wrote:
    HailHailVitalogy wrote:
    I came back to my apartment and I saw my x-girlfriend on the elevator with me, just us two. Really awkward, haven't spoken to her at all for 5 months. We stood in silence for a little bit, and then she says "I was going through the pictures we took last summer and fall, I miss that so much."

    What the hell do I say to that? So i just stood there and said something really dick..."you miss it now, you didn't appreciate it then."....she started crying

    One of the most awkward moments of my life

    Whats YOUR most awkward moment in an elevator? haha....the only other time that comes close is when I was wasted and passed out in the elevator and someone woke me up and I didn't know where I was, hahaha
    did you want to make her cry??? or hurt her feelings???

    or did you just fuck up and say that??????

    im just curious....

    i didnt wanna make her cry but I didn't know what to think...I felt bad but at the same time I had to say something and it came out negatively, I guess that's the effect she's had on me
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  • HailHailVitalogy
    HailHailVitalogy Posts: 6,040
    CJMST3K wrote:
    How did you two break up? Did someone screw up royally, or how did things end? Just curious. Some people deserve scolding like that, and some don't.

    Ummm, she came to me one day and said she can't think about being in a relationship anymore and that she needs time (she was going through some shit). I gave her the time but we were still "together"...then one night she sits on one of my friends laps and makes out with him right in front of me, I left the room drunk and upset to the fact I cried. That night I gave her a piece of my mind, called her out on everything made her feel like shit cause that's how she made me feel.

    Then a month later she has a boyfriend after she said she needed time.

    But anyhoot....hahaha
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  • iamsam_pj
    iamsam_pj Posts: 300
    my only elevator story is while waiting for one in a parking garage after a night downtown. i was dancing and humming a britney spears song for some reason...the next thing i know the fat guy from nsync walks by and calls me a stupid bitch...twice?!! i kept dancing and humming whatever song it was just to spite him :lol:
  • soulsinging
    soulsinging Posts: 13,202
    JordyWordy wrote:
    soulsinging wrote:
    Thanks for the vote of confidence :) I am a decent guy, I just also have a brutally realistic grasp of how petty and selfishly cruel people can be, especially in matters of the heart. I had to learn it the hard way... thus my own experience with taking shots at an ex that jilted me. I wasn't always as cold as I am now!

    i'll second that motion. i like your input to the relationships-esque posts. brutally honest for better or for worse. fair play.

    i have a few times said some absolutely cruel stuff to 2 of my ex's if they treated me badly. one i regret, cos i grew up and realised that it wasnt all her fault. had to man up, and apologise for how i talked to her.

    the other ex though, ugh....randomly told me the other day shes seeing someone new (i hadnt asked) and that shes happier than ever (we only broke up 2 months ago). she then said that if someone had said 6 months ago her & i wouldnt be together, she'd have laughed in their face. ...so i said....."stop talking horseshit. it was your decision alone to end it, so fuck you". and walked off. Mature eh?

    pretty unnecessary on my part, but fuck me, it felt great. bitch treated me like crap & then drags that up? fuck that. she's treated all her guys like crap, so she deserves to hear about it imo.

    PS: i have no elevator stories!!!

    Yeah, I owe my most recent ex an apology for some of the unjustified mean things I said to her... like you say, it wasn't all her fault. But she won't speak to me anymore and has cut off all lines of communication, with good reason. So unless there is some elevator moment, no chance to apologize for me!

    As to the second episode you describe, she deserved that and fuck maturity. She was a bitch and there's nothing immature about calling her on it. Maturity doesn't mean you're a doormat.
  • pjfan31
    pjfan31 Posts: 7,335
    Not me but my sister got in a packed elevator, said "it sure beats walking" to then see that there was a lady in a wheel chair with no legs.

    Now that is awkward.
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  • Snaggletooth
    Snaggletooth Posts: 63
    HailHailVitalogy wrote:
    I came back to my apartment and I saw my x-girlfriend on the elevator with me, just us two. Really awkward, haven't spoken to her at all for 5 months. We stood in silence for a little bit, and then she says "I was going through the pictures we took last summer and fall, I miss that so much."

    What the hell do I say to that? So i just stood there and said something really dick..."you miss it now, you didn't appreciate it then."....she started crying

    That is awesome. You should be put into consideration for man of the year. Never hold back.
  • soulsinging
    soulsinging Posts: 13,202
    Snaggletooth wrote:
    HailHailVitalogy wrote:
    I came back to my apartment and I saw my x-girlfriend on the elevator with me, just us two. Really awkward, haven't spoken to her at all for 5 months. We stood in silence for a little bit, and then she says "I was going through the pictures we took last summer and fall, I miss that so much."

    What the hell do I say to that? So i just stood there and said something really dick..."you miss it now, you didn't appreciate it then."....she started crying

    That is awesome. You should be put into consideration for man of the year.

    Motion seconded. Vote?
  • libragirl
    libragirl Posts: 4,632
    JordyWordy wrote:
    libragirl wrote:
    Sometimes you are better off saying nothing. Sometimes people have said all that can be said.

    BUT sometimes it feels good to call them a thundering, whoring bitch too.

    ....Sometimes. Just sayin' :)

    ha..ha...oh yes, I agree and right now if i bumped into a certain person they would be getting all that ans some :P
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  • Cinnamon Girl
    Cinnamon Girl Posts: 1,854
    gobrowns19 wrote:
    Cinnamon Girl wrote:
    I had sex in an elevator once...it was kinda awkward to keep my footing.

    :shock: :D

    Were you dressed in that red thing with all those papers like in your avatar?


    ummmm....yes? :|:D
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  • CJMST3K
    CJMST3K Posts: 9,722
    Cinnamon Girl wrote:
    I had sex in an elevator once...it was kinda awkward to keep my footing.

    :shock: :D


    ...where'd that last sexy avatar you had go? men are visual. ;)
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  • dcfaithful
    dcfaithful Posts: 13,076
    Well...I am glad this thread came about so I can finally share my hilariously embarassing, but constructive elevatore story...

    I met my girlfriend by flying out of state to meet her and the plan was to go to an Incubus concert with her best friend. Just the three of us. So I get there, everything is great, we hit it off just perfect and it went just as I planned. So before we go to the concert we decide to lock ourselves in the hotel room, drink our asses off and take a cab to the show. I drank a bottle of Crown Royal to myself. Bad idea...needless to say, I was floored drunk. We got to the concert and her friend continued to drink at the bar which ended up in us having to leave into the first song of the concert...I was well wasted myself, but a bit of vomiting would've made me feel much better.

    We're sitting outside the venue on the steps, waiting for a cab...it gets there and we're back to the hotel in no time (drunken perception of time). By now, Jennifer (my girlfriend) is quite upset at us, but she has a job to do and that's take care of this slight stranger whom she probably thought WAS attractive and charming until he became drunk, and her best friend who was incapable of using her own body.

    The reason I'm posting this story is because on the elevator ride back up to the room, I blew chunks that I never though could be blown by any human...ever. It was so bad that the Holiday Inn should've charged us for a complete scrub down of that thing.

    The next morning, after countless apologies and wishes of havign actually seen the concert, Jennifer showed me the elevator. All I could say was "Wow, I didn't think I'd ever accomplish that."

    We're still together and have been for over 2 years... :mrgreen::mrgreen::mrgreen:
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  • dcfaithful
    dcfaithful Posts: 13,076
    CJMST3K wrote:
    Cinnamon Girl wrote:
    I had sex in an elevator once...it was kinda awkward to keep my footing.

    :shock: :D


    ...where'd that last sexy avatar you had go? men are visual. ;)

    Is there really anything sexier than The Hoff, CJMST3K? ;)
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  • Cinnamon Girl
    Cinnamon Girl Posts: 1,854
    CJMST3K wrote:
    Cinnamon Girl wrote:
    I had sex in an elevator once...it was kinda awkward to keep my footing.

    :shock: :D


    ...where'd that last sexy avatar you had go? men are visual. ;)


    you don't think paperwork girl is sexy??
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  • CJMST3K
    CJMST3K Posts: 9,722
    Cinnamon Girl wrote:
    CJMST3K wrote:
    Cinnamon Girl wrote:
    I had sex in an elevator once...it was kinda awkward to keep my footing.

    :shock: :D


    ...where'd that last sexy avatar you had go? men are visual. ;)


    you don't think paperwork girl is sexy??


    too 50's. she must be at least 80 years old. your last avatar was great. :)
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  • CJMST3K
    CJMST3K Posts: 9,722
    dcfaithful wrote:
    CJMST3K wrote:
    Cinnamon Girl wrote:
    I had sex in an elevator once...it was kinda awkward to keep my footing.

    :shock: :D


    ...where'd that last sexy avatar you had go? men are visual. ;)

    Is there really anything sexier than The Hoff, CJMST3K? ;)


    Just me... but The Hoff is damn close.
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  • dcfaithful
    dcfaithful Posts: 13,076
    CJMST3K wrote:

    Just me... but The Hoff is damn close.

    HAHAHA! But can you inspire people to take down the Berlin Wall with your less than mediocre music?
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  • WildChildRose
    WildChildRose Posts: 568
    I think everytime I step into an elevator and someone is with me it's awkward.
    "I'll ride the wave where it takes me.."
  • dcfaithful
    dcfaithful Posts: 13,076
    WildChildRose wrote:
    I think everytime I step into an elevator and someone is with me it's awkward.

    You're one of those folk eh? Well, if we're ever in an elevator I'm going to deliberately stare at you with a very creepy look on my face the entire ride... :twisted:

    You'll never step foot in another elevator :lol:
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  • WildChildRose
    WildChildRose Posts: 568
    dcfaithful wrote:
    WildChildRose wrote:
    I think everytime I step into an elevator and someone is with me it's awkward.

    You're one of those folk eh? Well, if we're ever in an elevator I'm going to deliberately stare at you with a very creepy look on my face the entire ride... :twisted:

    You'll never step foot in another elevator :lol:


    Haha! I can't believe you blew chunks in one! YUUUCKKKK!
    Yes, I have to take one every morning for work. It's always holy weird... like, what do you look at? I find myself making eye contact, then looking away, starring at the metal door, looking at the numbers... ee! This morning some guy said something lame -- "you're the button pusher today." I did the awkward laugh and then starred at the door until he left.
    "I'll ride the wave where it takes me.."

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