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  • MattCameronKicksButt
    MattCameronKicksButt Posts: 4,317
    tish wrote:
    Naw. I wouldn't hurt a hair on his body. Just a little playful wrestle. Hey, Jefferson, come out and play. We promise we won't bite. We'll be good, honest!

    Well, MCKB, do you concede, or do you want more where that came from? Pinch purple nurple.

    I give in for now. Eastenders is on... but when that's finished...

    KERPOW!
  • Spunkie
    Spunkie i come from downtown. Posts: 7,095
    edited October 2023
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    Post edited by Spunkie on
    I was swimming in the Great Barrier Reef 
    Animals were hiding behind the Coral 
    Except for little Turtle
    I could swear he's trying to talk to me 
    Gurgle Gurgle
  • MattCameronKicksButt
    MattCameronKicksButt Posts: 4,317
    tish wrote:
    OOOhhh, I'm shaking in my booties. Sexy thigh highs - which I'm gonna make you lick after I lick you. In battle that is. You might as well cry uncle, now. Til then. Later my new friend in keeping enemies close.

    HAHAHAHA! You're so funny. :)
  • failedpersephone
    failedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    tish wrote:
    OOOhhh, I'm shaking in my booties. Sexy thigh highs - which I'm gonna make you lick after I lick you. In battle that is. You might as well cry uncle, now. Til then. Later my new friend in keeping enemies close.


    Oh wait UP.

    did you just threaten my gal MCKB with thigh high licking??

    *fwap!* oh nuh uh! you didnt! you DID NOT *insert batshit insane smilie*

    I got a o'nine with your name embroidered on it in red letters...and i will totally use it on your motherlovin' asscheeks!

    oh it be ON nau! ;)
    IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.
  • Steve Dunne
    Steve Dunne Posts: 4,965
    Gawd I heart this thread!
    I love to turn you on
  • MattCameronKicksButt
    MattCameronKicksButt Posts: 4,317
    Steve Dunne wrote:
    Gawd I heart this thread!

    They're all fucking insane! ;):D
  • rearviewmiror
    rearviewmiror Posts: 894
    tish wrote:
    Snowboarding. I got me a Ride! I hope I can find a friend to go boarding with tomorrow. Wow, I actually thought of snowboarding before sex this morning!
    These women do not exist. My brain does not compute.
    9/7/98, 8/3/00, 9/4/00, 4/15/03, 7/1/03, 9/28/04, 9/29/04, 5/24/06, 5/25/06, 6/17/08, 6/22/08, 6/28/08, 6/30/08, 5/17/10, 10/15/13, 10/16/13.
  • MattCameronKicksButt
    MattCameronKicksButt Posts: 4,317
    tish has gone to bed so MCKB shaves off tish's eyebrows and then pubic hair so that when it grows back and starts itching... Jeff thinks she has crabs and then won't touch her with a ten foot barge pole! ;)
  • failedpersephone
    failedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    MattCameronKicksButt wrote:
    tish has gone to bed so MCKB shaves off tish's eyebrows and then pubic hair so that when it grows back and starts itching... Jeff thinks she has crabs and then won't touch her with a ten foot barge pole! ;)


    um congrats!
    that may be my new siggie.
    hahahhaaa
    IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.
  • Spunkie
    Spunkie i come from downtown. Posts: 7,095
    edited October 2023
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    Post edited by Spunkie on
    I was swimming in the Great Barrier Reef 
    Animals were hiding behind the Coral 
    Except for little Turtle
    I could swear he's trying to talk to me 
    Gurgle Gurgle
  • MattCameronKicksButt
    MattCameronKicksButt Posts: 4,317
    tish wrote:
    Wakes up from dreaming, looks in mirror and realizes she is still the fairest of them all. Does not mind having one arm tied behind her back, in order to give MCKB a tiny glimpse of hope. Smacking opponent upside the head, to reveal her fat, oh yes, I said FAT, you finger-nail eating piggy, I spank HARD. And trust me, you do not like it.

    And yes, you can bring your cat o nine tail protector in, if you really need him to save you, you poor, helpless woman. UR gonna need all the help you can get.

    :eek:

    failedpersephones a sweet woman. She'd prolly always protect me unless I said I fancied Stone! ;)

    En garde!

    *What's that behind you?* ;)
  • failedpersephone
    failedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    tish wrote:
    Wakes up from dreaming, looks in mirror and realizes she is still the fairest of them all. Does not mind having one arm tied behind her back, in order to give MCKB a tiny glimpse of hope. Smacking opponent upside the head, to reveal her fat, oh yes, I said FAT, you finger-nail eating piggy, I spank HARD. And trust me, you do not like it.

    And yes, you can bring your cat o nine tail protector in, if you really need him to save you, you poor, helpless woman. UR gonna need all the help you can get.
    wow dude - I am a chick...with a ballsac on my back and a few too many hormones but still a hermaphroditic chick!

    and let me tell you honey once I take the falsies glue off of your breasticles you are going to be crying for your great uncle's best friend's cousin to save you! I bite, I slap, and I am not above gouging (though that generally costs extra)

    oh sweet mary, joseph and the whole finger lickin' clan it is ON today!!! :D
    IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.
  • MattCameronKicksButt
    MattCameronKicksButt Posts: 4,317
    failedpersephone wrote:
    wow dude - I am a chick...

    If you had a dollar for everytime you wrote that, you'd be rich, rich, rich!

    (You know I'm playing, tish).
  • Spunkie
    Spunkie i come from downtown. Posts: 7,095
    edited October 2023
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    Post edited by Spunkie on
    I was swimming in the Great Barrier Reef 
    Animals were hiding behind the Coral 
    Except for little Turtle
    I could swear he's trying to talk to me 
    Gurgle Gurgle
  • failedpersephone
    failedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    MattCameronKicksButt wrote:
    If you had a dollar for everytime you wrote that, you'd be rich, rich, rich!

    (You know I'm playing, tish).


    sweet mary lou retton! yeah huh! I would totally be reeeeeeatch beeeeatch! on bostonlou's queries alone!

    (i think this tish character is on to your playful side MCKB...and it is a seriously good thing she wasnt makin' no play for Stone cuz tha's when I hurt a beetch!! ;) )
    IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.
  • MattCameronKicksButt
    MattCameronKicksButt Posts: 4,317
    tish wrote:
    my bad, little P.
    * my little mosquito bites are flaring up red, like the color i am seeing even though I've added a leather blind fold to my skin tight sexy get-up. You still don't have a chance in hell. Back handsprings to scissor splits reveals a hint of hot, red blood from both ladies overpriced lipjobs as my razor sharp heel slices through your fake smiles.

    Good call!

    :o

    This is by far the funniest thread. Ever! :)
  • failedpersephone
    failedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    tish wrote:
    my bad, little P.
    * my little mosquito bites are flaring up red, like the color i am seeing even though I've added a leather blind fold to my skin tight sexy get-up. You still don't have a chance in hell. Back handsprings to scissor splits reveals a hint of hot, red blood from both ladies overpriced lipjobs as my razor sharp heel slices through your fake smiles.

    honey these lips are real! both sets woman!!!

    and when you say "skin tight" I dont think it counts if your assfat is what makes the biggest bossom!

    Oh so you want to go scissor splits on me?? Judo block with a half handstand leg thrust and Why I DO BELIEVE I am wearing your poon as a oversized extra chewy shoe!!

    *it's like that son!*
    IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.
  • MattCameronKicksButt
    MattCameronKicksButt Posts: 4,317
    failedpersephone wrote:
    sweet mary lou retton! yeah huh! I would totally be reeeeeeatch beeeeatch! on bostonlou's queries alone!

    (i think this tish character is on to your playful side MCKB...and it is a seriously good thing she wasnt makin' no play for Stone cuz tha's when I hurt a beetch!! ;) )

    I was wondering too. :D But I presumed Lou would have better things to do with his time. :D

    Besides, tish is too funny. :):D
  • Spunkie
    Spunkie i come from downtown. Posts: 7,095
    edited October 2023
    .
    Post edited by Spunkie on
    I was swimming in the Great Barrier Reef 
    Animals were hiding behind the Coral 
    Except for little Turtle
    I could swear he's trying to talk to me 
    Gurgle Gurgle
  • MattCameronKicksButt
    MattCameronKicksButt Posts: 4,317
    tish wrote:
    Ohh, I like it like that. While flying around on fp's shoe, I breath my knees up to my heaving chest, notice the tear in my bodice and flip a lid. Extending long, toned legs outwards, I slam into my arch enemy's solarplex and send her gasping for air, as she cries out to her girlie-man for help. BABY.

    HAHAHAHA!

    I FUCKING hate you... :D;)

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