A) Why am I reading this Boredom is NOT your friend!
C) We really need a tour soon!
D) All of the above!
For those who scoff at "Jamily" in my name... 9 years ago, when my first daughter was born there were jokes about whether my priority would be my family or PJ. I smiled and quipped "I am a JamilyMan." What was a family joke became a hated term among jammers. Didn't see that one coming!
As the girls retire to their corners to fix their make-up, a sexy Jeff look alike named Dexter circles the ring in his boxing mask and skater shorts with sign
#2. MCKB faint in delight. Tish takes opportunity to sneak in a kiss with the real McKoy. (Two can play at this game.)
OUch. Wincing from where it really hurts. MCKB seems to have won this round with her girly antics. Looks sadly at floor. Takes advantage of MCKB compassion and while distracted with my solo tear, sucker punch to the jaw. That'll teach her to shoot her mouth off to me! Take that!
HAHAHAHA! This is so silly.
I blame harmless little f***! I think he got me into this fight to start with.
*Slaps harmless with a fish to teach him a lesson*
Naw. I wouldn't hurt a hair on his body. Just a little playful wrestle. Hey, Jefferson, come out and play. We promise we won't bite. We'll be good, honest!
Well, MCKB, do you concede, or do you want more where that came from? Pinch purple nurple.
Naw. I wouldn't hurt a hair on his body. Just a little playful wrestle. Hey, Jefferson, come out and play. We promise we won't bite. We'll be good, honest!
Well, MCKB, do you concede, or do you want more where that came from? Pinch purple nurple.
I give in for now. Eastenders is on... but when that's finished...
OOOhhh, I'm shaking in my booties. Sexy thigh highs - which I'm gonna make you lick after I lick you. In battle that is. You might as well cry uncle, now. Til then. Later my new friend in keeping enemies close.
OOOhhh, I'm shaking in my booties. Sexy thigh highs - which I'm gonna make you lick after I lick you. In battle that is. You might as well cry uncle, now. Til then. Later my new friend in keeping enemies close.
Oh wait UP.
did you just threaten my gal MCKB with thigh high licking??
*fwap!* oh nuh uh! you didnt! you DID NOT *insert batshit insane smilie*
I got a o'nine with your name embroidered on it in red letters...and i will totally use it on your motherlovin' asscheeks!
oh it be ON nau!
IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.
Snowboarding. I got me a Ride! I hope I can find a friend to go boarding with tomorrow. Wow, I actually thought of snowboarding before sex this morning!
These women do not exist. My brain does not compute.
tish has gone to bed so MCKB shaves off tish's eyebrows and then pubic hair so that when it grows back and starts itching... Jeff thinks she has crabs and then won't touch her with a ten foot barge pole!
tish has gone to bed so MCKB shaves off tish's eyebrows and then pubic hair so that when it grows back and starts itching... Jeff thinks she has crabs and then won't touch her with a ten foot barge pole!
um congrats!
that may be my new siggie.
hahahhaaa
IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.
Wakes up from dreaming, looks in mirror and realizes she is still the fairest of them all. Does not mind having one arm tied behind her back, in order to give MCKB a tiny glimpse of hope. Smacking opponent upside the head, to reveal her fat, oh yes, I said FAT, you finger-nail eating piggy, I spank HARD. And trust me, you do not like it.
And yes, you can bring your cat o nine tail protector in, if you really need him to save you, you poor, helpless woman. UR gonna need all the help you can get.
:eek:
failedpersephones a sweet woman. She'd prolly always protect me unless I said I fancied Stone!
Wakes up from dreaming, looks in mirror and realizes she is still the fairest of them all. Does not mind having one arm tied behind her back, in order to give MCKB a tiny glimpse of hope. Smacking opponent upside the head, to reveal her fat, oh yes, I said FAT, you finger-nail eating piggy, I spank HARD. And trust me, you do not like it.
And yes, you can bring your cat o nine tail protector in, if you really need him to save you, you poor, helpless woman. UR gonna need all the help you can get.
wow dude - I am a chick...with a ballsac on my back and a few too many hormones but still a hermaphroditic chick!
and let me tell you honey once I take the falsies glue off of your breasticles you are going to be crying for your great uncle's best friend's cousin to save you! I bite, I slap, and I am not above gouging (though that generally costs extra)
oh sweet mary, joseph and the whole finger lickin' clan it is ON today!!!
IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.
If you had a dollar for everytime you wrote that, you'd be rich, rich, rich!
(You know I'm playing, tish).
sweet mary lou retton! yeah huh! I would totally be reeeeeeatch beeeeatch! on bostonlou's queries alone!
(i think this tish character is on to your playful side MCKB...and it is a seriously good thing she wasnt makin' no play for Stone cuz tha's when I hurt a beetch!! )
IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.
my bad, little P.
* my little mosquito bites are flaring up red, like the color i am seeing even though I've added a leather blind fold to my skin tight sexy get-up. You still don't have a chance in hell. Back handsprings to scissor splits reveals a hint of hot, red blood from both ladies overpriced lipjobs as my razor sharp heel slices through your fake smiles.
my bad, little P.
* my little mosquito bites are flaring up red, like the color i am seeing even though I've added a leather blind fold to my skin tight sexy get-up. You still don't have a chance in hell. Back handsprings to scissor splits reveals a hint of hot, red blood from both ladies overpriced lipjobs as my razor sharp heel slices through your fake smiles.
honey these lips are real! both sets woman!!!
and when you say "skin tight" I dont think it counts if your assfat is what makes the biggest bossom!
Oh so you want to go scissor splits on me?? Judo block with a half handstand leg thrust and Why I DO BELIEVE I am wearing your poon as a oversized extra chewy shoe!!
*it's like that son!*
IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.
sweet mary lou retton! yeah huh! I would totally be reeeeeeatch beeeeatch! on bostonlou's queries alone!
(i think this tish character is on to your playful side MCKB...and it is a seriously good thing she wasnt makin' no play for Stone cuz tha's when I hurt a beetch!! )
I was wondering too. But I presumed Lou would have better things to do with his time.
Ohh, I like it like that. While flying around on fp's shoe, I breath my knees up to my heaving chest, notice the tear in my bodice and flip a lid. Extending long, toned legs outwards, I slam into my arch enemy's solarplex and send her gasping for air, as she cries out to her girlie-man for help. BABY.
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dayum!
that made me laugh really hard!
dont forget to do that unbuttoned top button breast heaving fluttering sigh as you lean against him...
dudes are such suckers for that.
C) We really need a tour soon!
D) All of the above!
#2. MCKB faint in delight. Tish takes opportunity to sneak in a kiss with the real McKoy. (Two can play at this game.)
HAHAHAHA! This is so silly.
I blame harmless little f***! I think he got me into this fight to start with.
*Slaps harmless with a fish to teach him a lesson*
You're going to beat up Jeff now!?!
P.S. You're going on my buddy list now... but only because I'm scared of you.
Well, MCKB, do you concede, or do you want more where that came from? Pinch purple nurple.
I give in for now. Eastenders is on... but when that's finished...
KERPOW!
HAHAHAHA! You're so funny.
Oh wait UP.
did you just threaten my gal MCKB with thigh high licking??
*fwap!* oh nuh uh! you didnt! you DID NOT *insert batshit insane smilie*
I got a o'nine with your name embroidered on it in red letters...and i will totally use it on your motherlovin' asscheeks!
oh it be ON nau!
They're all fucking insane!
um congrats!
that may be my new siggie.
hahahhaaa
:eek:
failedpersephones a sweet woman. She'd prolly always protect me unless I said I fancied Stone!
En garde!
*What's that behind you?*
and let me tell you honey once I take the falsies glue off of your breasticles you are going to be crying for your great uncle's best friend's cousin to save you! I bite, I slap, and I am not above gouging (though that generally costs extra)
oh sweet mary, joseph and the whole finger lickin' clan it is ON today!!!
If you had a dollar for everytime you wrote that, you'd be rich, rich, rich!
(You know I'm playing, tish).
sweet mary lou retton! yeah huh! I would totally be reeeeeeatch beeeeatch! on bostonlou's queries alone!
(i think this tish character is on to your playful side MCKB...and it is a seriously good thing she wasnt makin' no play for Stone cuz tha's when I hurt a beetch!!
Good call!
This is by far the funniest thread. Ever!
honey these lips are real! both sets woman!!!
and when you say "skin tight" I dont think it counts if your assfat is what makes the biggest bossom!
Oh so you want to go scissor splits on me?? Judo block with a half handstand leg thrust and Why I DO BELIEVE I am wearing your poon as a oversized extra chewy shoe!!
*it's like that son!*
I was wondering too.
Besides, tish is too funny.
HAHAHAHA!
I FUCKING hate you...