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  • Steve Dunne
    Steve Dunne Posts: 4,965
    I don't know what most of you look like but this is fun imagining a battle royal with you girls. Jeff would be proud.
    I love to turn you on
  • Spunkie
    Spunkie i come from downtown. Posts: 7,095
    I'm hot. Sexy catfight, with manicure. MCKB, you better watch out if I break a fingernail.
    I was swimming in the Great Barrier Reef 
    Animals were hiding behind the Coral 
    Except for little Turtle
    I could swear he's trying to talk to me 
    Gurgle Gurgle
  • MattCameronKicksButt
    MattCameronKicksButt Posts: 4,317
    tish wrote:
    I'm hot. Sexy catfight, with manicure. MCKB, you better watch out if I break a fingernail.

    I don't care about breaking fingernails. Meh...

    ...I eat fingernails for BREAKFAST! (Eeuuw. I've just grossed myself out).

    *Get's boyfriends mace out and swings it aroud her head, knocking down everyone in the room*
  • Spunkie
    Spunkie i come from downtown. Posts: 7,095
    Breakdance jump up off of floor to feet. Ducks low and in sweeping circle, slides her five inch stilletos under MCKB ugly shoes and takes her down. 2:1. Tish takes the lead as on-lookers come to.
    I was swimming in the Great Barrier Reef 
    Animals were hiding behind the Coral 
    Except for little Turtle
    I could swear he's trying to talk to me 
    Gurgle Gurgle
  • drivingrl
    drivingrl Posts: 1,448
    Steve Dunne wrote:
    Uh, I don't know where she is at the moment, but Meredith (Amentschick) will definitely want in on this rumble.

    I think that's where Jeff might be, actually. lol
    drivingrl: "Will I ever get to meet Gwen Stefani?"
    kevinbeetle: "Yes. When her career washes up and her and Gavin move to Galveston, you will meet her at Hot Topic shopping for a Japanese cheerleader outfit.

    Next!"
  • Spunkie
    Spunkie i come from downtown. Posts: 7,095
    Oh yeah, then she's next!
    I was swimming in the Great Barrier Reef 
    Animals were hiding behind the Coral 
    Except for little Turtle
    I could swear he's trying to talk to me 
    Gurgle Gurgle
  • MattCameronKicksButt
    MattCameronKicksButt Posts: 4,317
    tish wrote:
    Breakdance jump up off of floor to feet. Ducks low and in sweeping circle, slides her five inch stilletos under MCKB ugly shoes and takes her down. 2:1. Tish takes the lead as on-lookers come to.

    Hmmm. Well since the mace didn't work... MCKB flutters her eyelids at Jeff and says did you see what that woman did to me?!?

    ...and he's all like 'aww. I know that was really mean'! And then MCKB looks really pleased with herself. ;)

    :cool:
  • MattCameronKicksButt
    MattCameronKicksButt Posts: 4,317
    Of course rargh-rargh and Davanita have a crush too! We could be, like, Jeff's ninja fan club!
  • Spunkie
    Spunkie i come from downtown. Posts: 7,095
    edited October 2023
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    I was swimming in the Great Barrier Reef 
    Animals were hiding behind the Coral 
    Except for little Turtle
    I could swear he's trying to talk to me 
    Gurgle Gurgle
  • Spunkie
    Spunkie i come from downtown. Posts: 7,095
    MattCameronKicksButt wrote:
    Of course rargh-rargh and Davanita have a crush too! We could be, like, Jeff's ninja fan club!
    Well, if you can't beat em, join em! :) You fight dirty!
    I was swimming in the Great Barrier Reef 
    Animals were hiding behind the Coral 
    Except for little Turtle
    I could swear he's trying to talk to me 
    Gurgle Gurgle
  • failedpersephone
    failedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    MattCameronKicksButt wrote:
    Hmmm. Well since the mace didn't work... MCKB flutters her eyelids at Jeff and says did you see what that woman did to me?!?

    ...and he's all like 'aww. I know that was really mean'! And then MCKB looks really pleased with herself. ;)

    :cool:


    dayum!


    that made me laugh really hard!

    dont forget to do that unbuttoned top button breast heaving fluttering sigh as you lean against him...

    dudes are such suckers for that. ;)
    IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.
  • Spunkie
    Spunkie i come from downtown. Posts: 7,095
    Oh yeah, MCKB, I just plucked off one of your fake eyelashes. Don't look so pretty now, do you? *streaked black eyeliner, down one eye
    I was swimming in the Great Barrier Reef 
    Animals were hiding behind the Coral 
    Except for little Turtle
    I could swear he's trying to talk to me 
    Gurgle Gurgle
  • JamilyMan
    JamilyMan Posts: 241
    A) Why am I reading this
    B) Boredom is NOT your friend!
    C) We really need a tour soon!
    D) All of the above!
    For those who scoff at "Jamily" in my name... 9 years ago, when my first daughter was born there were jokes about whether my priority would be my family or PJ. I smiled and quipped "I am a JamilyMan." What was a family joke became a hated term among jammers. Didn't see that one coming!
  • Spunkie
    Spunkie i come from downtown. Posts: 7,095
    As the girls retire to their corners to fix their make-up, a sexy Jeff look alike named Dexter circles the ring in his boxing mask and skater shorts with sign
    #2. MCKB faint in delight. Tish takes opportunity to sneak in a kiss with the real McKoy. (Two can play at this game.)
    I was swimming in the Great Barrier Reef 
    Animals were hiding behind the Coral 
    Except for little Turtle
    I could swear he's trying to talk to me 
    Gurgle Gurgle
  • MattCameronKicksButt
    MattCameronKicksButt Posts: 4,317
    tish wrote:
    OUch. Wincing from where it really hurts. MCKB seems to have won this round with her girly antics. Looks sadly at floor. Takes advantage of MCKB compassion and while distracted with my solo tear, sucker punch to the jaw. That'll teach her to shoot her mouth off to me! Take that!

    HAHAHAHA! This is so silly. :)

    I blame harmless little f***! I think he got me into this fight to start with.

    *Slaps harmless with a fish to teach him a lesson*
  • Spunkie
    Spunkie i come from downtown. Posts: 7,095
    Girl Power! Want to form a tag team and teach those boys a lesson? Round 2 - anything a boy can do a girl can do better! Girls vs. Boys
    I was swimming in the Great Barrier Reef 
    Animals were hiding behind the Coral 
    Except for little Turtle
    I could swear he's trying to talk to me 
    Gurgle Gurgle
  • Spunkie
    Spunkie i come from downtown. Posts: 7,095
    You take harmless, I'm going for Jeff ;)
    I was swimming in the Great Barrier Reef 
    Animals were hiding behind the Coral 
    Except for little Turtle
    I could swear he's trying to talk to me 
    Gurgle Gurgle
  • MattCameronKicksButt
    MattCameronKicksButt Posts: 4,317
    tish wrote:
    You take harmless, I'm going for Jeff ;)

    You're going to beat up Jeff now!?! ;)

    P.S. You're going on my buddy list now... but only because I'm scared of you. :D
  • Spunkie
    Spunkie i come from downtown. Posts: 7,095
    Naw. I wouldn't hurt a hair on his body. Just a little playful wrestle. Hey, Jefferson, come out and play. We promise we won't bite. We'll be good, honest!

    Well, MCKB, do you concede, or do you want more where that came from? Pinch purple nurple.
    I was swimming in the Great Barrier Reef 
    Animals were hiding behind the Coral 
    Except for little Turtle
    I could swear he's trying to talk to me 
    Gurgle Gurgle
  • Spunkie
    Spunkie i come from downtown. Posts: 7,095
    p.s. Oh, and speaking of hairs. Do you want won? (Cinnamon play). Throws self at Jeff's feat.
    I was swimming in the Great Barrier Reef 
    Animals were hiding behind the Coral 
    Except for little Turtle
    I could swear he's trying to talk to me 
    Gurgle Gurgle

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