is batman a real superhero?

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  • Jeanie
    Jeanie Posts: 9,446
    cutback wrote:
    oh you poor thing :eek: :D

    :D hehe! Nah!! It was and still is, very entertaining. :D
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  • Touchofgray16
    Touchofgray16 Posts: 639
    Jeanie wrote:
    OMG!! :D He dances like my Dad!!! :p:D

    I love the Bat Dance !!! Reminds me of my Dad, too.

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  • Rhinocerous Surprise
    Rhinocerous Surprise Posts: 4,423
    catefrances wrote:
    dehydrating the security council...pure evil genius. and how lucky for the dynamic duo they rehydrated the evil henchman with hard water. and that batman learnt that lesson BEFORE he rehydrated the security council. :D

    between this and HR puf'n'stuf my childhood gay quota was complete. :D
    I loved how he deciphered the riddles... "An egg... a container... a container of all our hopes and dreams... THE UNITED WORLD BUILDING!!!"

    :D
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  • catefrances
    catefrances Posts: 29,003
    Rhinocerous Surprise wrote:
    I loved how he deciphered the riddles... "An egg... a container... a container of all our hopes and dreams... THE UNITED WORLD BUILDING!!!"

    :D


    to the batpoles..... :D:D

    i wonder what aunt harriet thought bruce and dick were doing in the study all that time.
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  • Rhinocerous Surprise
    Rhinocerous Surprise Posts: 4,423
    catefrances wrote:
    to the batpoles..... :D:D

    i wonder what aunt harriet thought bruce and dick were doing in the study all that time.
    INT. BATCAVE

    BATMAN: Look, Robin - I have invented a new bat suit.

    ROBIN: Why are there two small holes in the chest area?

    BATMAN: Er, in case I start sweating.

    ROBIN: Right. And what's with the studded dog collar?

    BATMAN: Um, ah... amour. I mean armour.

    ROBIN: I think you're spending too much time on the Internet, dude...
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  • clark_kent
    clark_kent Posts: 166
    Rhinocerous Surprise wrote:
    Somedays you just can't get rid of a bomb! :D

    that movie is awesome. it's the first thing i think of when i think of batman. i even use that quote all the time.

    and whoever said batman could take superman is nuts.
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  • Jeanie
    Jeanie Posts: 9,446
    Touchofgray16 wrote:
    I love the Bat Dance !!! Reminds me of my Dad, too.

    RIP Daddy - Viva Le Batman


    I'm sorry about your Dad. :(

    You can share mine, if you like. :) Specially when he's dancin. :D
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  • catefrances
    catefrances Posts: 29,003
    clark_kent wrote:
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    and whoever said batman could take superman is nuts.

    yes, if anyone found that statement ridiculous, i figured itd be you. :)
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  • chiquimonkey
    chiquimonkey Posts: 9,337
    when i was a kid i was a severe batman freak. loved the tv show, as campy as it was. i even had a little batmobile i would take everywhere with me, it in my little purse lol

    the batman character has always appealed to me and has always been my favorite out of 'em all for the fact that he doesn't have any superpowers. he's just a badass.

    (and christian bale in that batman outfit.....f'ing HOT. like, damn baby)
  • kristophed
    kristophed Posts: 73
    No he's fictional

    :)
  • Bangers_n_mash
    Bangers_n_mash Posts: 1,241
    Iron Man and Captain America, to name just a couple, don't have any superpowers either. But they're all superheroes. ;)
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  • chadwick
    chadwick up my ass Posts: 21,157
    these are the only real super-heros
    these fuckers here are badass as fuck
    do not screw around with these badass muthas

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  • catefrances
    catefrances Posts: 29,003
    Bangers'n'mash wrote:
    Iron Man and Captain America, to name just a couple, don't have any superpowers either. But there all still superheroes. ;)

    re:captain america.
    a test subject in project, Operation: Rebirth, a top secret defense research project designed to create physically superior soldiers. Rogers accepted and after a rigorous physical and combat training and selection process was selected as the first test subject. He was given injections and oral ingestion of the formula dubbed the "Super Soldier Serum" developed by the scientist Dr. Abraham Erskine. Rogers was then exposed to a controlled burst of "Vita-Rays" that activated and stabilized the chemicals in his system. The process successfully altered his physiology from its frail state to the maximum of human efficiency, including greatly enhanced musculature and reflexes.


    i would class what happened to steve rogers within the super powers spectrum. he certainly wasnt the average joe.

    http://www.marvel.com/universe/Captain_America_(Steve_Rogers)
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  • Bangers_n_mash
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    catefrances wrote:
    re:captain america.
    a test subject in project, Operation: Rebirth, a top secret defense research project designed to create physically superior soldiers. Rogers accepted and after a rigorous physical and combat training and selection process was selected as the first test subject. He was given injections and oral ingestion of the formula dubbed the "Super Soldier Serum" developed by the scientist Dr. Abraham Erskine. Rogers was then exposed to a controlled burst of "Vita-Rays" that activated and stabilized the chemicals in his system. The process successfully altered his physiology from its frail state to the maximum of human efficiency, including greatly enhanced musculature and reflexes.


    i would class what happened to steve rogers within the super powers spectrum. he certainly wasnt the average joe.

    http://www.marvel.com/universe/Captain_America_(Steve_Rogers)
    As you rightly quote, there was nothing superhuman about him. And Bruce Wayne and Tony Stark sure ain't average joes either...
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  • Yefa
    Yefa Posts: 1,134
    clark_kent wrote:
    and whoever said batman could take superman is nuts.

    Frank Miller said it in 1986.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Batman:_The_Dark_Knight_Returns
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  • catefrances
    catefrances Posts: 29,003
    Bangers'n'mash wrote:
    As you rightly quote, there was nothing superhuman about him. And Bruce Wayne and Tony Stark sure ain't average joes either...

    well both stark and wayne were rich. but thats hardly a super power now is it? :D

    was bruce wayne physically changed in any way? as far as i know wayne was 'normal' physically. psycholgically, im not so sure. :)

    as for tony stark... he did inject himself with a virus that integrated many of his suits functions with his own body. so theres his super power thingy. so youre right there, hes not an 'average joe'. but then again, i never said he was.
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  • Jeanie
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    catefrances wrote:
    well both stark and wayne were rich. but thats hardly a super power now is it? :D

    was bruce wayne physically changed in any way? as far as i know wayne was 'normal' physically. psycholgically, im not so sure. :)

    as for tony stark... he did inject himself with a virus that integrated many of his suits functions with his own body. so theres his super power thingy. so youre right there, hes not an 'average joe'. but then again, i never said he was.


    hmmmm....being rich isn't a super power? :p News to me! ;):D
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  • catefrances
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    Jeanie wrote:
    hmmmm....being rich isn't a super power? :p News to me! ;):D

    dont think i didnt umm and aah about that girlie. ;):)
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  • Rhinocerous Surprise
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    catefrances wrote:
    well both stark and wayne were rich. but thats hardly a super power now is it? :D

    was bruce wayne physically changed in any way? as far as i know wayne was 'normal' physically. psycholgically, im not so sure. :)

    as for tony stark... he did inject himself with a virus that integrated many of his suits functions with his own body. so theres his super power thingy. so youre right there, hes not an 'average joe'. but then again, i never said he was.
    Is Tony Stark injecting himself with a virus any different to Peter Parker being bitten and infected with a virus?

    When did this become a "serious" discussion? :p
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  • catefrances
    catefrances Posts: 29,003
    Rhinocerous Surprise wrote:
    Is Tony Stark injecting himself with a virus any different to Peter Parker being bitten and infected with a virus?

    When did this become a "serious" discussion? :p

    well rhino, thats what im saying.

    and discussions about superheroes are always serious and rightly so. ;):p:D
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