How to Trick a Christian

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  • Strangest Tribe
    Strangest Tribe Posts: 2,502
    cory wrote:
    Yeah. He can't say he didn't give 2 shits about it.....because he just did:)

    LMAO
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  • Strangest Tribe
    Strangest Tribe Posts: 2,502
    BinGnarly wrote:
    I CANT turn someone down who asks for money. I think its impossible. I said no one time to a homeless person and still to this day feel awful about it. My view on the whole thing is if they are out there asking for money they clearly need it more then me. I dont have to resort to begging so I'm in a good place in life I feel even though I only have $100 in my checking account im doing better then a lot of people out there.

    The only time I regret doing it is when they ask for money and I give it to them and they just snatch it and walk away. That pisses me off a bit. All I want in return is a simple thank you.

    Thank you


    You are a nice person.
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  • Strangest Tribe
    Strangest Tribe Posts: 2,502
    harmless_little_f*** wrote:
    Hehe.. don't knock it.

    Tap it. ;)

    Ohhhh....you didn't!!!!

    I missed this post....
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  • eyedclaar
    eyedclaar Posts: 6,980
    genie wrote:
    thank you :)

    i can see what you are getting at. and yes i can understand when you say he's got conflictions going on in his head.

    it's like me trying to decide whether a gay/lesbian couple should be allowed to adopt a child. i will never be able to answer this question, because as soon as i say against, i have a reason to say for it, and vice versa. so i don't even think about it, cause liberal and conservative parts in me start to conflict with each other.


    People still believe in God AND debate whether or not gay/lesbian couples shoud be allowed to adopt? Jeebus Fuckin' Christ, what is this the age of Charlemagne? No wonder I have such little regard for mankind.
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  • cory
    cory Posts: 736
    Has anyone ever had the nuts to ask a beggar for a dollar?

    Look, I have 3 kids, 3 vehicles, a mortgage, cell phone bill, insurance, porn addiction, a fucking wife, 2 kids a private school,to name a few bills. I don't give a shit who gives me the money...I just want it. I wonder what their expression would be.

    If they got real shitty with me, after I beat their malnourished ass, I would tell them to remember that the next time they asked somebody for money. Just because you're employed doesn't mean you HAVE money.
    Revive the heart of the heartless...

    Why would you start was has no end?
  • Strangest Tribe
    Strangest Tribe Posts: 2,502
    eyedclaar wrote:
    People still believe in God AND debate whether or not gay/lesbian couples shoud be allowed to adopt? Jeebus Fuckin' Christ, what is this the age of Charlemagne? No wonder I have such little regard for mankind.

    Tom Waits would have said
    JE hee sius fuckin Christ...

    Cookin up a Phillipino box spring hawg.


    Just wanted to make a side note of that.
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  • harmless_little_f***
    harmless_little_f*** Posts: 8,005
    Strangest Tribe wrote:
    Tom Waits would have said
    JE hee sius fuckin Christ...

    Cookin up a Phillipino box spring hawg.


    Just wanted to make a side note of that.

    LOL

    That guy is a lyrical genius
    'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'

    - the great Sir Leo Harrison
  • harmless_little_f***
    harmless_little_f*** Posts: 8,005
    Strangest Tribe wrote:
    Ohhhh....you didn't!!!!

    I missed this post....

    Hahahaha
    'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'

    - the great Sir Leo Harrison
  • Strangest Tribe
    Strangest Tribe Posts: 2,502
    cory wrote:
    Has anyone ever had the nuts to ask a beggar for a dollar?

    Look, I have 3 kids, 3 vehicles, a mortgage, cell phone bill, insurance, porn addiction, a fucking wife, 2 kids a private school,to name a few bills. I don't give a shit who gives me the money...I just want it. I wonder what their expression would be.

    If they got real shitty with me, after I beat their malnourished ass, I would tell them to remember that the next time they asked somebody for money. Just because you're employed doesn't mean you HAVE money.

    Cory:D

    is the wife bringing in any money?
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  • cory
    cory Posts: 736
    Strangest Tribe wrote:
    Cory:D

    is the wife bringing in any money?


    I'm afraid to answer that;)
    Revive the heart of the heartless...

    Why would you start was has no end?
  • genie
    genie Posts: 2,222
    eyedclaar wrote:
    People still believe in God AND debate whether or not gay/lesbian couples shoud be allowed to adopt? Jeebus Fuckin' Christ, what is this the age of Charlemagne? No wonder I have such little regard for mankind.

    no wiseass, read everything clearly

    i do not believe in god and i did not debate about God ( before you start saying i did) i debated about Christians. and i most certainly did not start to debating about gay/lesbian couples, i just brought it as an example, where my thoughts would contradict each other.

    :rolleyes:
  • mookie9999
    mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    cory wrote:
    I'm afraid to answer that;)

    Remember, if it's under the table at home, you don't have to declare it on here.
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • Strangest Tribe
    Strangest Tribe Posts: 2,502
    cory wrote:
    I'm afraid to answer that;)

    I hear ya...

    I'm the only begger my wife gives money to.
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  • genie
    genie Posts: 2,222
    Strangest Tribe wrote:
    I hear ya...

    I'm the only begger my wife gives money to.

    and i bet sometimes it's not only the money you beg for............................................... ;)
  • Strangest Tribe
    Strangest Tribe Posts: 2,502
    genie wrote:
    and i bet sometimes it's not only the money you beg for............................................... ;)

    No...the money my wife gives me goes straight to my girlfriends.

    By god I ain't beggin for sex.

    I have my standards you know :D
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  • in_hiding79
    in_hiding79 Posts: 4,315
    Strangest Tribe wrote:
    No...the money my wife gives me goes straight to my girlfriends.

    By god I ain't beggin for sex.

    I have my standards you know :D

    LOL
    And so the lion fell in love with the lamb...,"
    "What a stupid lamb."
    "What a sick, masochistic lion."
  • genie
    genie Posts: 2,222
    Strangest Tribe wrote:
    No...the money my wife gives me goes straight to my girlfriends.

    By god I ain't beggin for sex.

    I have my standards you know :D

    and you got not reason to be begging for sex, now that i know you've got a harem of high class hookers :D

    well, i don't i have to beg for sex cause i'm...................a woman!

    i have to beg for back massages though :o :(
  • Heineken Helen
    Heineken Helen Posts: 18,095
    genie wrote:
    well good for you!

    yep, he was ONE person, as you say. but i also knew another Catholic who attended church regularly, who didn't want to give me a lift home, whilst his wife said to me that it was going to be ok. so, i guess he'll be the SECOND person ;)

    oh, and i was only saying that AllNiteThing hit the nail on the head for me, because he said "Christians act like their shit doesn't stink" cause it does.

    how do you think Chrisitan people act towards my metalhead friends? Religious people don't like metalheads and tell them their music is "bad". whilst obviously all those Christians are holier than thou people :rolleyes:
    Huh? I can be religious... and also like metalheads :o you're generalising WAY too much here. Ok, so you know of TWO christians who let the rest down... do you know how many billion there are out there?
    The Astoria??? Orgazmic!
    Verona??? it's all surmountable
    Dublin 23.08.06 "The beauty of Ireland, right there!"
    Wembley? We all believe!
    Copenhagen?? your light made us stars
    Chicago 07? And love
    What a different life
    Had I not found this love with you
  • Heineken Helen
    Heineken Helen Posts: 18,095
    genie wrote:
    no wiseass, read everything clearly

    i do not believe in god and i did not debate about God ( before you start saying i did) i debated about Christians. and i most certainly did not start to debating about gay/lesbian couples, i just brought it as an example, where my thoughts would contradict each other.

    :rolleyes:
    Hmm... you do realise that you seem more judgmental about Christians than any christian I know is about others? :o WAY more!
    The Astoria??? Orgazmic!
    Verona??? it's all surmountable
    Dublin 23.08.06 "The beauty of Ireland, right there!"
    Wembley? We all believe!
    Copenhagen?? your light made us stars
    Chicago 07? And love
    What a different life
    Had I not found this love with you
  • genie
    genie Posts: 2,222
    Heineken Helen wrote:
    Huh? I can be religious... and also like metalheads :o you're generalising WAY too much here. Ok, so you know of TWO christians who let the rest down... do you know how many billion there are out there?

    oh man, how many times am i going to repeat myself. over and over again in my posts i said that x% of Christians think that they're good and better then those ( for example ) Satan worshiping people. Would Christians react well to Satan worshipers? i don't think so.

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