What are your favourite sayings?

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  • drtyfrnk29
    drtyfrnk29 Posts: 846
    • I'd rather stick my tongue in a fan
    • I'd rather fall on a rake
    • He/She is nuttier than squirrel shit
    • He/She is about as cuddly as a porccupine
    I'm so dangerous I smoke dynamite.

  • failedpersephone
    failedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    "that should be stitched on a pillow" (when someone is being sappy)

    "leave you ass up in the wind" (when I am annoyed with someone!)

    "that dude is lickin' the corpse" (someone who is overkilling something)

    "Left me milking a bull" (I was left untrained - or without a clue)

    "walleyed, bucktooth mother fucker" (don't cut me off on the road people!)

    "shit for brains" (that one is my dad's.

    "he ain't got brain one in his head" (another of my pop's)

    "she's an evil eyed cooter fudge" (I have no idea what this even means, but it is used to describe old snotty ladies.)
    IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.
  • civ_eng_girl
    civ_eng_girl Posts: 2,001
    decides2dream wrote:
    i just used this elsewhere here earlier:


    i wouldn't kick him out of bed for eating crackers. :p


    i like this variation:

    i'd only kick him out of bed to fuck him on the floor....

    :p:D
    ~~*~~ ...i surfaced and all of my being was enlightend... ~~*~~
  • drivingrl
    drivingrl Posts: 1,448
    "Christ on crutches!" I have no idea what it means, but the first time I heard it was in that movie "Playing By Heart" and I couldn't stop laughing for minutes.

    But my favorite... My dad always used to say, "What does that have to do with the price of tea in China?" whenever someone would say something irrelevant. Hah! I lubs my dad.
    drivingrl: "Will I ever get to meet Gwen Stefani?"
    kevinbeetle: "Yes. When her career washes up and her and Gavin move to Galveston, you will meet her at Hot Topic shopping for a Japanese cheerleader outfit.

    Next!"
  • Fortunate Son1
    Fortunate Son1 Posts: 89
    To someone who has no clue but insists they're right:

    "You don't know your ass from your elbow!"
    And sometimes is seen a strange spot in the sky...A human being that was giveeeeeeeeeeeeen to flllllllllllllllllllyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
  • edvedder913
    edvedder913 Posts: 1,810
    my friend James once told me a story where he was flirting w/a girl and his friend came along and told her "you know he has a girlfriend..."

    he referred to that friend as a cockblocker....found that pretty humorous!
  • mookie9999
    mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    My 89 year old Grandmother likes to use "Our waitress/waiter is slower than the second coming of Christ" whenever we eat out.
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • Spunkie
    Spunkie i come from downtown. Posts: 7,095
    I used to like Kurt Vonnegut Jr.'s: "And so it goes." But "Guaranteed" has ruined it for me, what with that creepy satellite reference.
    I was swimming in the Great Barrier Reef 
    Animals were hiding behind the Coral 
    Except for little Turtle
    I could swear he's trying to talk to me 
    Gurgle Gurgle
  • anotherclone
    anotherclone Posts: 1,688
    Hartydog wrote:
    "does a bear shit in the woods?"

    or, as The Dude says:

    "does the Pope shit in the woods"? :D

    I say a lot of crazy stuff. Instead of saying "holy cow!" I say "Sweet Christ on a bike" or a cracker, or "flying fuck on a rolling donut".

    when someone is driving really slow, I might say "drive that thing or build a barn around it".

    When someone is really REALLY stupid, I say "that guy is as sharp as a sack of wet mice."

    I'm seriously going to use some of what you guys are sharing here. they are too funny!
  • smg9779
    smg9779 Posts: 235
    Hunger is the best sauce

    Is the Pope Catholic?

    You're as fast as molasses going uphill in January.
    Steve

    11/18/97 Oakland
    07/13/98 Los Angeles
    07/14/98 Los Angeles
    10/31/99 Bridge School
    10/28/00 San Bernardino
    10/31/00 Mountain View
    10/21/01 Bridge School
    06/01/03 Mountain View
    07/15/06 SF I
    07/16/06 SF II
    07/18/06 SF III
    10/21/06 Bridge School
    04/07/08 Berkeley
    04/08/08 Berkeley
  • PJPixie
    PJPixie Posts: 3,026
    civ_eng_girl wrote:
    i like this variation:

    i'd only kick him out of bed to fuck him on the floor....

    :p:D


    That saying is ALL ME!! I love it!!!
    The best use of Life is Love.
    The best expression of Love is Time.
    The best time to Love is Now.


    I'm never as good as when you're there.........
  • Jeremy1012
    Jeremy1012 Posts: 7,170
    tish wrote:
    I used to like Kurt Vonnegut Jr.'s: "And so it goes." But "Guaranteed" has ruined it for me, what with that creepy satellite reference.
    I use "so it goes" regularly :) Not just in reference to death either. In fact I used it in a thread title last night.

    Other than that, I also like "I shit you not".
    "I remember one night at Muzdalifa with nothing but the sky overhead, I lay awake amid sleeping Muslim brothers and I learned that pilgrims from every land — every colour, and class, and rank; high officials and the beggar alike — all snored in the same language"
  • PJPixie
    PJPixie Posts: 3,026
    "Salad Dodger"---bwhahahahahahahahah

    I can't stop laughing at that one!!!!
    The best use of Life is Love.
    The best expression of Love is Time.
    The best time to Love is Now.


    I'm never as good as when you're there.........
  • pjfan31
    pjfan31 Posts: 7,335
    As full as a pommies complaint box

    As full as a Vietnamese prawn trawler.

    Your mama has more chins then a chinese phone book.
    Sydney 11/02/2003
    Sydney 14/02/2003
    Sydney 07/11/2006
    Sydney 18/11/2006
    Sydney 22/11/2009
    EV Sydney 18/03/2011
    EV Sydney 19/03/2011
    EV Sydney 20/03/2011
    Melbourne 24/01/2014
    Sydney 26/01/2014
    EV Sydney 13/02/2014
  • rarghrargh-brownstar
    rarghrargh-brownstar Posts: 1,272
    I'm a simple woman:

    "FUCK - OFF!!!"
    Rarghstarfarian.
  • norm
    norm Posts: 31,146
    this comes from my dad for when you're not feeling well....

    "ya feel like a bag of assholes"
  • Character Zero
    Character Zero Posts: 96
    Slip Kid wrote:
    I love saying Grinders and wicked. grinders are subs to some and wicked means cool
    Ahhh New England. Home to the best phrases ever.

    I litterally just heard someone say "This snowstorm is a wicked pissah, t'aint it snowin like a bastid!?"

    I love Maine.
    I was taught a month ago to bide my time and take it slow, but then I learned just yesterday to rush and never waste a day. Now I'm convinced the whole day long that all I've learned is always wrong. Things are true that I forget, but no one taught that to me yet
  • boxwine_in_hell
    boxwine_in_hell Posts: 1,263
    PJPixie wrote:
    "Salad Dodger"---bwhahahahahahahahah

    I can't stop laughing at that one!!!!

    Not to be confused with "Tossing his salad". How eating someone's ass out and tossing salad ever got connected is beyond me, but it's really funny.
    one foot in the door
    the other foot in the gutter
    sweet smell that they adore
    I think I'd rather smother
    -The Replacements-
  • brainofPJ
    brainofPJ Posts: 2,361
    that's what she said


    Esther's here and she's sick?

    hi Esther, now we are all going to be sick, thanks
  • dunkman
    dunkman Posts: 19,646
    "its your turn on the wet patch"

    "hey fuckteeth"

    "awesomeness encapsulated"

    "never ever wear tweed"

    "stop stalking me MCKB"
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.

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