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What are your favourite sayings?

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    dunkman wrote:

    :D You wish!

    'He/she threw a mental hippie fit'
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    Foxy MopFoxy Mop Posts: 2,812
    I tend to pick up other's slang too...! :rolleyes:


    "Dude" for just about anything - calling someone, agreeing with them, whining, etc.

    "Exxx-actly" everyone bugs me that I say this too much

    "What goes around, comes around"

    "there's other fish in the sea" to my girlfriends who have bad dates

    "Craptacular"

    "don't jinx it!!" berating someone for potentially ruining a situation. I'm very superstitious. Which leads to...

    "knock on wood" in reference to anything bad or potentially jinx-worthy. Then I actually go out of my way to find real wood, not fiberboard or any fakies, and knock 3 times. Not 2, not 4. Exactly 3. If I mess it up, I have to say it again and knock exactly 3 times in order to prevent any harmful jinxing. :eek: Yes, I have issues. :rolleyes:

    "Holy Fucksticks!"

    "douchebag"

    "Oh snap!" can't seem to get rid of this one

    "How you doin?" (said like Joey from Friends) just cause it's fun :)

    "Your mother's petunia" used instead of a curse word, picked it up from mom

    "Yo homefry" as a greeting

    "fuck you" because it's never said enough... hehe
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    brain of cbrain of c Posts: 5,213
    no matter where you go.......there you are.
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    ByrnzieByrnzie Posts: 21,037
    dunkman wrote:
    "never ever wear tweed"

    :o

    Still, it's been a while now.
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    ChazzChazz Somerset, UK Posts: 1,089
    "you've got two chances FAT and NO"
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    civ_eng_girlciv_eng_girl Posts: 2,001
    my boss just greeted by a coworker, asking how he was doing this morning... to which he replied:

    "oh, just up to my ass in alligators!"



    same boss also likes to use:

    "do you think i can get that before the second coming of the good lord?"



    and we once had this conversation:

    Boss: "It's like Chinese knitting..."
    Me: "I don't even know what that means!"
    Boss: "Me neither, but you can be sure it's complicated."
    ~~*~~ ...i surfaced and all of my being was enlightend... ~~*~~
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    illegal pantsillegal pants Posts: 13,471
    bob's your uncle :eek:

    g'day mike (old greek people cant say mate so they say mike... :D)
    wah
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    pjfan31pjfan31 Posts: 7,331
    As my grandfather used to say when he was alive "all will be revealed in the presence of time"
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    kenshuntkenshunt London, Ontario, Canada Posts: 2,863
    Go Leafs Go
    London 2005
    Toronto 2011 night 2
    Hamilton 2011
    London 2013
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    elmerelmer Posts: 1,683
    "I'm not sayin' he's unlucky but if he fell in a barrel full of tits he'd come up sucking his own thumb"
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    DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Homey. I call everyone at work other than the big boy boss homey. He has his own name I call him...behind his back though. :lol:
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    dimitrispearljamdimitrispearljam NINUNINOPRO Posts: 139,158
    salta gamisou
    "...Dimitri...He talks to me...'.."The Ghost of Greece..".
    "..That's One Happy Fuckin Ghost.."
    “..That came up on the Pillow Case...This is for the Greek, With Our Apologies.....”
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    eeriepadaveeeriepadave West Chester, PA Posts: 40,887
    bringing old threads up




































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    davidtriosdavidtrios Posts: 9,732
    does a bear shit in the woods?
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    of.the.girlof.the.girl Posts: 10,026
    davidtrios wrote:
    does a bear shit in the woods?
    :lol::lol::lol:
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    dimitrispearljamdimitrispearljam NINUNINOPRO Posts: 139,158
    best guy ever...
    "...Dimitri...He talks to me...'.."The Ghost of Greece..".
    "..That's One Happy Fuckin Ghost.."
    “..That came up on the Pillow Case...This is for the Greek, With Our Apologies.....”
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    morellomorello Auckland, New Zealand Posts: 6,210
    Better to have loved & lost than be stuck with the loser/fuckwit/arsehole forever.

    If you do what you've always done you get what you've always got

    History was never made by a well behaved woman(I have that one on a T-shirt)
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    dimitrispearljamdimitrispearljam NINUNINOPRO Posts: 139,158
    Love as much as you can...
    "...Dimitri...He talks to me...'.."The Ghost of Greece..".
    "..That's One Happy Fuckin Ghost.."
    “..That came up on the Pillow Case...This is for the Greek, With Our Apologies.....”
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    dimitrispearljamdimitrispearljam NINUNINOPRO Posts: 139,158
    fuck yeah..
    "...Dimitri...He talks to me...'.."The Ghost of Greece..".
    "..That's One Happy Fuckin Ghost.."
    “..That came up on the Pillow Case...This is for the Greek, With Our Apologies.....”
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    dimitrispearljamdimitrispearljam NINUNINOPRO Posts: 139,158
    parta mori arrosti
    "...Dimitri...He talks to me...'.."The Ghost of Greece..".
    "..That's One Happy Fuckin Ghost.."
    “..That came up on the Pillow Case...This is for the Greek, With Our Apologies.....”
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    dimitrispearljamdimitrispearljam NINUNINOPRO Posts: 139,158
    re poutana savra,poso nero ipies?? :lol::lol::lol:
    "...Dimitri...He talks to me...'.."The Ghost of Greece..".
    "..That's One Happy Fuckin Ghost.."
    “..That came up on the Pillow Case...This is for the Greek, With Our Apologies.....”
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    DissidentmanDissidentman Posts: 15,378
    I know you are but what am I?
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    dimitrispearljamdimitrispearljam NINUNINOPRO Posts: 139,158
    can i touch it?
    "...Dimitri...He talks to me...'.."The Ghost of Greece..".
    "..That's One Happy Fuckin Ghost.."
    “..That came up on the Pillow Case...This is for the Greek, With Our Apologies.....”
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    8181 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not. Posts: 58,276
    come again?
    81 is now off the air

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    pjhawkspjhawks Posts: 12,203
    "don't know don't care" - whenever asked a stupid question.
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    davidtriosdavidtrios Posts: 9,732
    oh the "insert office thing here" doesnt work? put in a help desk ticket for it.


    :roll:
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    davidtriosdavidtrios Posts: 9,732
    salad dodger
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    dimitrispearljamdimitrispearljam NINUNINOPRO Posts: 139,158
    isnt mine
    "...Dimitri...He talks to me...'.."The Ghost of Greece..".
    "..That's One Happy Fuckin Ghost.."
    “..That came up on the Pillow Case...This is for the Greek, With Our Apologies.....”
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    Seriously. What the fuck is wrong with you?
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    Jason PJason P Posts: 19,123
    I don't know half of you half as well as I should like; and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.
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