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  • boxwine_in_hellboxwine_in_hell Posts: 1,263
    It's better than a sharp stick in the eye.
    one foot in the door
    the other foot in the gutter
    sweet smell that they adore
    I think I'd rather smother
    -The Replacements-
  • decides2dreamdecides2dream Posts: 14,977
    off the top of my head the ones i can think of that amuse me...all related to intelligence, or lack thereof........



    couple sandwiches short of a picnic
    not the sharpest crayon in the box
    not the brightest bulb in the pack


    :D



    there are sooooooooooo many others, just can't think of em! i really enjoy a lot of UK and aussie slang/sayings....good stuff!


    oooooooooooo thought of another i use often:

    whatever blows your hair back
    Stay with me...
    Let's just breathe...


    I am myself like you somehow


  • jimed14jimed14 Posts: 9,488
    when someone doesn't get their way and they're complaining ... I throw this one at 'em ...

    "well ... that's how it goes in the land of tough shit."
    "You're one of the few Red Sox fans I don't mind." - Newch91

    "I don't believe in damn curses. Wake up the damn Bambino and have me face him. Maybe I'll drill him in the ass." --- Pedro Martinez
  • keeponrockinkeeponrockin Posts: 7,446
    decides2dream wrote:
    off the top of my head the ones i can think of that amuse me...all related to intelligence, or lack thereof........



    couple sandwiches short of a picnic
    not the sharpest crayon in the box
    not the brightest bulb in the pack


    :D



    there are sooooooooooo many others, just can't think of em! i really enjoy a lot of UK and aussie slang/sayings....good stuff!


    oooooooooooo thought of another i use often:

    whatever blows your hair back

    One Burrito short of a combo pack.
    Believe me, when I was growin up, I thought the worst thing you could turn out to be was normal, So I say freaks in the most complementary way. Here's a song by a fellow freak - E.V
  • given2fly78given2fly78 Posts: 404
    cocknocker

    "That guy that just cut me off is such a cocknocker"

    I actually introduced myself to my coworker with this word. Great icebreaker. He said "Hello, my name is Kevin and you'll have to excuse my language. I swear alot"

    To which I replied "Hi Kevin, I'm Kari and I say cocknocker an awful lot"

    I N S T A N T friends.
    "Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former. "
    Albert Einstein (1879-1955)

    I saw Hard To Imagine LIVE at MSG!
  • given2fly78given2fly78 Posts: 404
    I also like this one:

    That falls under the catagory of Fat Fuc%ing Chance
    "Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former. "
    Albert Einstein (1879-1955)

    I saw Hard To Imagine LIVE at MSG!
  • Ms. HaikuMs. Haiku Posts: 7,265
    I think I can, I know I can, I knew I could!


    Little engine that could, dude, you rock!
    There is no such thing as leftover pizza. There is now pizza and later pizza. - anonymous
    The risk I took was calculated, but man, am I bad at math - The Mincing Mockingbird
  • decides2dreamdecides2dream Posts: 14,977
    i just used this elsewhere here earlier:


    i wouldn't kick him out of bed for eating crackers. :p
    Stay with me...
    Let's just breathe...


    I am myself like you somehow


  • boxwine_in_hellboxwine_in_hell Posts: 1,263
    Probably my all time favorite line is when describing some kind of ineptness.

    "Like a monkey trying to fuck a football."
    one foot in the door
    the other foot in the gutter
    sweet smell that they adore
    I think I'd rather smother
    -The Replacements-
  • markymark550markymark550 Posts: 5,152
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    Nope
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  • drtyfrnk29drtyfrnk29 Posts: 846
    • I'd rather stick my tongue in a fan
    • I'd rather fall on a rake
    • He/She is nuttier than squirrel shit
    • He/She is about as cuddly as a porccupine
    I'm so dangerous I smoke dynamite.

  • failedpersephonefailedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    "that should be stitched on a pillow" (when someone is being sappy)

    "leave you ass up in the wind" (when I am annoyed with someone!)

    "that dude is lickin' the corpse" (someone who is overkilling something)

    "Left me milking a bull" (I was left untrained - or without a clue)

    "walleyed, bucktooth mother fucker" (don't cut me off on the road people!)

    "shit for brains" (that one is my dad's.

    "he ain't got brain one in his head" (another of my pop's)

    "she's an evil eyed cooter fudge" (I have no idea what this even means, but it is used to describe old snotty ladies.)
    IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.
  • civ_eng_girlciv_eng_girl Posts: 2,001
    decides2dream wrote:
    i just used this elsewhere here earlier:


    i wouldn't kick him out of bed for eating crackers. :p


    i like this variation:

    i'd only kick him out of bed to fuck him on the floor....

    :p:D
    ~~*~~ ...i surfaced and all of my being was enlightend... ~~*~~
  • drivingrldrivingrl Posts: 1,448
    "Christ on crutches!" I have no idea what it means, but the first time I heard it was in that movie "Playing By Heart" and I couldn't stop laughing for minutes.

    But my favorite... My dad always used to say, "What does that have to do with the price of tea in China?" whenever someone would say something irrelevant. Hah! I lubs my dad.
    drivingrl: "Will I ever get to meet Gwen Stefani?"
    kevinbeetle: "Yes. When her career washes up and her and Gavin move to Galveston, you will meet her at Hot Topic shopping for a Japanese cheerleader outfit.

    Next!"
  • Fortunate Son1Fortunate Son1 Posts: 89
    To someone who has no clue but insists they're right:

    "You don't know your ass from your elbow!"
    And sometimes is seen a strange spot in the sky...A human being that was giveeeeeeeeeeeeen to flllllllllllllllllllyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
  • edvedder913edvedder913 Posts: 1,810
    my friend James once told me a story where he was flirting w/a girl and his friend came along and told her "you know he has a girlfriend..."

    he referred to that friend as a cockblocker....found that pretty humorous!
  • mookie9999mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    My 89 year old Grandmother likes to use "Our waitress/waiter is slower than the second coming of Christ" whenever we eat out.
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • SpunkieSpunkie Posts: 6,670
    I used to like Kurt Vonnegut Jr.'s: "And so it goes." But "Guaranteed" has ruined it for me, what with that creepy satellite reference.
  • anothercloneanotherclone Posts: 1,688
    Hartydog wrote:
    "does a bear shit in the woods?"

    or, as The Dude says:

    "does the Pope shit in the woods"? :D

    I say a lot of crazy stuff. Instead of saying "holy cow!" I say "Sweet Christ on a bike" or a cracker, or "flying fuck on a rolling donut".

    when someone is driving really slow, I might say "drive that thing or build a barn around it".

    When someone is really REALLY stupid, I say "that guy is as sharp as a sack of wet mice."

    I'm seriously going to use some of what you guys are sharing here. they are too funny!
  • smg9779smg9779 Posts: 235
    Hunger is the best sauce

    Is the Pope Catholic?

    You're as fast as molasses going uphill in January.
    Steve

    11/18/97 Oakland
    07/13/98 Los Angeles
    07/14/98 Los Angeles
    10/31/99 Bridge School
    10/28/00 San Bernardino
    10/31/00 Mountain View
    10/21/01 Bridge School
    06/01/03 Mountain View
    07/15/06 SF I
    07/16/06 SF II
    07/18/06 SF III
    10/21/06 Bridge School
    04/07/08 Berkeley
    04/08/08 Berkeley
  • PJPixiePJPixie Posts: 3,026
    civ_eng_girl wrote:
    i like this variation:

    i'd only kick him out of bed to fuck him on the floor....

    :p:D


    That saying is ALL ME!! I love it!!!
    The best use of Life is Love.
    The best expression of Love is Time.
    The best time to Love is Now.


    I'm never as good as when you're there.........
  • Jeremy1012Jeremy1012 Posts: 7,170
    tish wrote:
    I used to like Kurt Vonnegut Jr.'s: "And so it goes." But "Guaranteed" has ruined it for me, what with that creepy satellite reference.
    I use "so it goes" regularly :) Not just in reference to death either. In fact I used it in a thread title last night.

    Other than that, I also like "I shit you not".
    "I remember one night at Muzdalifa with nothing but the sky overhead, I lay awake amid sleeping Muslim brothers and I learned that pilgrims from every land — every colour, and class, and rank; high officials and the beggar alike — all snored in the same language"
  • PJPixiePJPixie Posts: 3,026
    "Salad Dodger"---bwhahahahahahahahah

    I can't stop laughing at that one!!!!
    The best use of Life is Love.
    The best expression of Love is Time.
    The best time to Love is Now.


    I'm never as good as when you're there.........
  • pjfan31pjfan31 Posts: 7,332
    As full as a pommies complaint box

    As full as a Vietnamese prawn trawler.

    Your mama has more chins then a chinese phone book.
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  • rarghrargh-brownstarrarghrargh-brownstar Posts: 1,272
    I'm a simple woman:

    "FUCK - OFF!!!"
    Rarghstarfarian.
  • normnorm Posts: 31,146
    this comes from my dad for when you're not feeling well....

    "ya feel like a bag of assholes"
  • Character ZeroCharacter Zero Posts: 96
    Slip Kid wrote:
    I love saying Grinders and wicked. grinders are subs to some and wicked means cool
    Ahhh New England. Home to the best phrases ever.

    I litterally just heard someone say "This snowstorm is a wicked pissah, t'aint it snowin like a bastid!?"

    I love Maine.
    I was taught a month ago to bide my time and take it slow, but then I learned just yesterday to rush and never waste a day. Now I'm convinced the whole day long that all I've learned is always wrong. Things are true that I forget, but no one taught that to me yet
  • boxwine_in_hellboxwine_in_hell Posts: 1,263
    PJPixie wrote:
    "Salad Dodger"---bwhahahahahahahahah

    I can't stop laughing at that one!!!!

    Not to be confused with "Tossing his salad". How eating someone's ass out and tossing salad ever got connected is beyond me, but it's really funny.
    one foot in the door
    the other foot in the gutter
    sweet smell that they adore
    I think I'd rather smother
    -The Replacements-
  • brainofPJbrainofPJ Posts: 2,361
    that's what she said


    Esther's here and she's sick?

    hi Esther, now we are all going to be sick, thanks
  • dunkmandunkman Posts: 19,646
    "its your turn on the wet patch"

    "hey fuckteeth"

    "awesomeness encapsulated"

    "never ever wear tweed"

    "stop stalking me MCKB"
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
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