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What are your favourite sayings?

pjfan31pjfan31 Posts: 7,332
edited December 2013 in All Encompassing Trip
I love sayings, I know heaps from what my old man tells me. But i also hear some around that i like.

When there is little or no chance of something happening u can say "You have a snow balls chance in hell of that happening"

When some one has taken a pill u can say " Johnnys on the jack and jills"

When there is someone ugly you can say "that person has a face like a smashed crab"

Say if someone asks you if u are hungry, do u want something to eat? and u r starving. You can say "is the pope a catholic?"

U can call a fat person "A salad dodger"

A skinny person "anna" short for annorexic

And the newest one that i have heard is when u are in a dilemma you can say "Im in a bit of a Morris Dilemma" (Morris Iemma is the premier of New south wales and it is just funny because it rhymes)

I know plenty more but this will be enough to entertain/bore you.

What are your favourite sayings? Please share
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    There's no need to fear, Underdog is here!
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    one of bosses' wife is british and yesterday he told me about "it's not all beer and skittles."

    hahaha skittles! how funny is that?
  • FinsburyParkCarrotsFinsburyParkCarrots Posts: 12,223
    Here are some of my dad's:

    "You'd make a man's piss come out in lumps, listenin' to ye."

    "You'd drink Guinness out of a pig's arse."

    "When you were born, your mother had a child, and a shite. The child died, and the shite lived."

    "Your head's so big we could kill you and a family of four could live off it until next Christmas."
  • The Waiting Trophy ManThe Waiting Trophy Man Posts: 12,158
    "what are you sayin'"? ever since I moved to Ontario I've been saying this instead of how's it goin' or how are you? I even have my grandma saying it now. lol
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    Another habit says its long overdue
    Another habit like an unwanted friend
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    'Play like an All Star, party like a Rock Star, hammer like a Porn Star.'
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    Go to it!!

    Fill your boots!!

    Give 'er

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    Live fast , die young, leave a good looking corpse
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    "does a bear shit in the woods?"

    "better than a poke in the eye with a stick"
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  • LedbetterusLedbetterus Posts: 592
    I always like telling people to "write that down".

    Also I've been saying "absolutely" a lot.

    Lastly.. "Truth be told.." is another classic.
    Abraham Lincoln once said, "If you are a racist, I will attack you with the North."
  • imspinninimspinnin Posts: 933
    "shake n bake"
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    :D kidding!!!
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    Fuck off and die.
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    I need more cowbell.
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  • LONGRDLONGRD Posts: 6,036
    Keep Your Eyes on The Prize = when I'm :)

    Be Good To Yourself = farewell
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  • Drop The Leash 10Drop The Leash 10 Posts: 7,011
    Yankees Suck
    I will be what i could be
    Once I get out of this town


    9/29/04;6/27/08;6/30/08;8/23/09;08/24/09;5/17/10
  • LONGRDLONGRD Posts: 6,036
    Drop The Leash 10 wrote:
    Yankees Suck
    I use that phrase a lot in October.
    PJ- 04/29/2003.06/24,25,27,28,30/2008.10/27,28,30,31/2009
    EV- 08/09,10/2008.06/08,09/2009
  • Drop The Leash 10Drop The Leash 10 Posts: 7,011
    LongRd. wrote:
    I use that phrase a lot in October.
    i use it everday :)
    I will be what i could be
    Once I get out of this town


    9/29/04;6/27/08;6/30/08;8/23/09;08/24/09;5/17/10
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    It can't get any better.
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    I love saying Grinders and wicked. grinders are subs to some and wicked means cool
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    your toes are so long you could pass me an ear of corn
    the Minions
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    I've been to 40 county fairs and 3 goat fuckings and I've never seen anything like this
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    "Cuck Freighton."

    "I don't give a frog's fat ass."

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    "I don't give a rip shit."

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    When I would rather not do something...

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    "Don't sweat the petty, pet the sweaty"

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    whateva floats your boat....
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  • audiodaveaudiodave Posts: 1,623
    PJ_Saluki wrote:
    "Does the Pope shit in the woods?"
    Damn, you beat me to it! :D
    ~AKA Dave-of-the-dead~

    I don't wanna think, I wanna feel

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    London 18/06/07 Dusseldorf 21/06/07 Copenhagen 26/06/07 Nijmegen 28/06/07
  • Stone Is GodStone Is God Posts: 1,331
    Drop The Leash 10 wrote:
    Yankees Suck

    Don't you think we've over played this one a little. Why should we concern ourselves with a team that has won dick since 2000 while we've enjoyed 2 parades since 04?

    Don't get me wrong, I enjoy it when we beat their ass but as my friend said last year, "why am I going to concern myself with them? They always find a way to cough it up in the playoffs."

    After I agreed I then realized I was living in the twilight zone.

    Back-to-back in 08....fuckers.
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  • ReeenkRoinkReeenkRoink Posts: 108
    Let's do This!!!
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  • CollinCollin Posts: 4,931
    PJ_Saluki wrote:
    "Does the Pope shit in the woods?"

    Use it all the time. And my native language isn't even English :)
    THANK YOU, LOSTDAWG!


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  • JaneNYJaneNY Posts: 4,438
    Mother used to say 'a change is as good as a rest', when she wanted us to do more work.
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