What are your favourite sayings?

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  • Strangest Tribe
    Strangest Tribe Posts: 2,502
    I've been to 40 county fairs and 3 goat fuckings and I've never seen anything like this
    the Minions
  • PJ_Saluki
    PJ_Saluki Posts: 1,006
    "Does the Pope shit in the woods?"

    "It was pure pandelerium."

    "Fuck you, you fucking fuck."

    "Cuck Freighton."

    "I don't give a frog's fat ass."

    Whaddya say, whaddya know?"

    "Hey, it's Count Chocula!"

    "Never fuck with the guy with the hose, son" right after my dad squirted me with a hose for fucking with him.

    "High-speed come-apart."

    "I don't give a rip shit."

    Anytime somebody uses the word "debacle."

    "Thanks for the bruises, and you can keep the stool sample."

    "Lane, you're really bringing me over."

    "Go play intramurals, brotha!"

    "I'm a man! I'm forty!"

    "I loves me some me."

    "Rectum?!? Damn near killed 'em!"

    "If you've got a problem with Keyshawn Johnson, you've got a problem with yourself."

    "Now get out here and burrow me some sausages!"
    "Almost all those politicians took money from Enron, and there they are holding hearings. That's like O.J. Simpson getting in the Rae Carruth jury pool." -- Charles Barkley
  • lucylespian
    lucylespian Posts: 2,403
    When I would rather not do something...

    "I'd rather slam my cock in a car door"
    Music is not a competetion.
  • South of Seattle
    South of Seattle West Seattle Posts: 10,724
    "Don't sweat the petty, pet the sweaty"

    "Ass, Gas, or Grass. Nobody rides for free"
    NERDS!
  • zenith
    zenith Posts: 3,191
    whateva floats your boat....
    impatience is a gift ........
  • audiodave
    audiodave Posts: 1,623
    PJ_Saluki wrote:
    "Does the Pope shit in the woods?"
    Damn, you beat me to it! :D
    ~AKA Dave-of-the-dead~

    I don't wanna think, I wanna feel

    Dublin 23/08/06 Lisbon I 04/09/06 Lisbon II 05/09/06 Paris 11/09/06 Verona 16/09/06

    London 18/06/07 Dusseldorf 21/06/07 Copenhagen 26/06/07 Nijmegen 28/06/07
  • Stone Is God
    Stone Is God Posts: 1,331
    Drop The Leash 10 wrote:
    Yankees Suck

    Don't you think we've over played this one a little. Why should we concern ourselves with a team that has won dick since 2000 while we've enjoyed 2 parades since 04?

    Don't get me wrong, I enjoy it when we beat their ass but as my friend said last year, "why am I going to concern myself with them? They always find a way to cough it up in the playoffs."

    After I agreed I then realized I was living in the twilight zone.

    Back-to-back in 08....fuckers.
    I'll ride the wave where it takes me.
  • ReeenkRoink
    ReeenkRoink Posts: 108
    Let's do This!!!
    BOOP BEEP BOOP BOOP

    http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&videoid=769776790&n=2
  • Collin
    Collin Posts: 4,931
    PJ_Saluki wrote:
    "Does the Pope shit in the woods?"

    Use it all the time. And my native language isn't even English :)
    THANK YOU, LOSTDAWG!


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  • JaneNY
    JaneNY Posts: 4,438
    Mother used to say 'a change is as good as a rest', when she wanted us to do more work.
    R.i.p. Rigoberto Alpizar.
    R.i.p. My Dad - May 28, 2007
    R.i.p. Black Tail (cat) - Sept. 20, 2008
  • boxwine_in_hell
    boxwine_in_hell Posts: 1,263
    It's better than a sharp stick in the eye.
    one foot in the door
    the other foot in the gutter
    sweet smell that they adore
    I think I'd rather smother
    -The Replacements-
  • decides2dream
    decides2dream Posts: 14,977
    off the top of my head the ones i can think of that amuse me...all related to intelligence, or lack thereof........



    couple sandwiches short of a picnic
    not the sharpest crayon in the box
    not the brightest bulb in the pack


    :D



    there are sooooooooooo many others, just can't think of em! i really enjoy a lot of UK and aussie slang/sayings....good stuff!


    oooooooooooo thought of another i use often:

    whatever blows your hair back
    Stay with me...
    Let's just breathe...


    I am myself like you somehow


  • jimed14
    jimed14 Posts: 9,488
    when someone doesn't get their way and they're complaining ... I throw this one at 'em ...

    "well ... that's how it goes in the land of tough shit."
    "You're one of the few Red Sox fans I don't mind." - Newch91

    "I don't believe in damn curses. Wake up the damn Bambino and have me face him. Maybe I'll drill him in the ass." --- Pedro Martinez
  • keeponrockin
    keeponrockin Posts: 7,446
    decides2dream wrote:
    off the top of my head the ones i can think of that amuse me...all related to intelligence, or lack thereof........



    couple sandwiches short of a picnic
    not the sharpest crayon in the box
    not the brightest bulb in the pack


    :D



    there are sooooooooooo many others, just can't think of em! i really enjoy a lot of UK and aussie slang/sayings....good stuff!


    oooooooooooo thought of another i use often:

    whatever blows your hair back

    One Burrito short of a combo pack.
    Believe me, when I was growin up, I thought the worst thing you could turn out to be was normal, So I say freaks in the most complementary way. Here's a song by a fellow freak - E.V
  • given2fly78
    given2fly78 Posts: 404
    cocknocker

    "That guy that just cut me off is such a cocknocker"

    I actually introduced myself to my coworker with this word. Great icebreaker. He said "Hello, my name is Kevin and you'll have to excuse my language. I swear alot"

    To which I replied "Hi Kevin, I'm Kari and I say cocknocker an awful lot"

    I N S T A N T friends.
    "Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former. "
    Albert Einstein (1879-1955)

    I saw Hard To Imagine LIVE at MSG!
  • given2fly78
    given2fly78 Posts: 404
    I also like this one:

    That falls under the catagory of Fat Fuc%ing Chance
    "Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former. "
    Albert Einstein (1879-1955)

    I saw Hard To Imagine LIVE at MSG!
  • Ms. Haiku
    Ms. Haiku Washington DC Posts: 7,371
    I think I can, I know I can, I knew I could!


    Little engine that could, dude, you rock!
    There is no such thing as leftover pizza. There is now pizza and later pizza. - anonymous
    The risk I took was calculated, but man, am I bad at math - The Mincing Mockingbird
  • decides2dream
    decides2dream Posts: 14,977
    i just used this elsewhere here earlier:


    i wouldn't kick him out of bed for eating crackers. :p
    Stay with me...
    Let's just breathe...


    I am myself like you somehow


  • boxwine_in_hell
    boxwine_in_hell Posts: 1,263
    Probably my all time favorite line is when describing some kind of ineptness.

    "Like a monkey trying to fuck a football."
    one foot in the door
    the other foot in the gutter
    sweet smell that they adore
    I think I'd rather smother
    -The Replacements-
  • markymark550
    markymark550 Columbia, SC Posts: 5,216
    edited August 2022
    Nope
    Post edited by markymark550 on

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