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  • vital5
    vital5 Posts: 5,486
    Top 10 Reasons Why Pearl Jam Didn't Play the South... (TAKE 2)

    1. The boys had to wrestle Jethro from the Beverly Hillbillies before they could even book a venue... They declined!
  • vital5
    vital5 Posts: 5,486
    Oz Jammer wrote:
    Keep it going :D
    There's too many reasons ;)
    I had that impression too! ha
  • DonJon
    DonJon Posts: 5,089
    Top 10 Reasons Why Pearl Jam Didn't Play the South... (TAKE 2)

    1. The boys had to wrestle Jethro from the Beverly Hillbillies before they could even book a venue... They declined!
    2. They had communication problems with venue managers as they couldnt understand what they were saying except for every second word being 'like'
    I'll ride the wave where it takes me.
  • E.K
    E.K New South Wales, Australia Posts: 7,726
    TOP 100 REASONS WHY PEARL JAM DIDN'T PLAY THE SOUTH ;)

    1. Ed prefers wine rather than moonshine
    2. Just Because .....
    3. They thought "The South" meant "The Southern Hemisphere" so they went to Australia instead
    4. 'Cos he dunna likey dayut Bush Feller.. *Cleatus laugh*
    5. Pearl Jam are against the dirty art of in-breeding
    6. Because Ed, Stone, Jeff and Mike don't know how to play the Banjo yet
    7. No venue carparks were big enough to accommodate all the trailers
    8. Pearl Jam saw the Pauly Shore Movie.. Son in Law, and were afraid they'd be attacked by "Inbreeeeders" with pitch forks!
    9. Because they don't like Grits
    10. The South blows!
    11. Pearl Jam DID play there but those darn southern yokels couldn't read the announcement
    12. The boys had to wrestle Jethro from the Beverly Hillbillies before they could even book a venue... They declined!
    13. They had communication problems with venue managers as they couldnt understand what they were saying except for every second word being 'like'
    14. They saw that old movie where the man was made to get down on all fours and squeal like a pig and it terrified them
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  • DonJon
    DonJon Posts: 5,089
    Top 10 Reasons Why Pearl Jam Didn't Play the South... (TAKE 2)

    1. The boys had to wrestle Jethro from the Beverly Hillbillies before they could even book a venue... They declined!
    2. They had communication problems with venue managers as they couldnt understand what they were saying except for every second word being 'like'
    3. They couldn't take their loved ones to the concerts as the venues had a 'no animal policy' so there was a lack of demand
    I'll ride the wave where it takes me.
  • Oz Jammer
    Oz Jammer Posts: 9,858
    DonJon wrote:
    They couldn't take their loved ones to the concerts as the venues had a 'no animal policy' so there was a lack of demand


    That's a CRACKER!!!

    :D:D:D:D:D
  • E.K
    E.K New South Wales, Australia Posts: 7,726
    TOP 100 REASONS WHY PEARL JAM DIDN'T PLAY THE SOUTH ;)

    1. Ed prefers wine rather than moonshine
    2. Just Because .....
    3. They thought "The South" meant "The Southern Hemisphere" so they went to Australia instead
    4. 'Cos he dunna likey dayut Bush Feller.. *Cleatus laugh*
    5. Pearl Jam are against the dirty art of in-breeding
    6. Because Ed, Stone, Jeff and Mike don't know how to play the Banjo yet
    7. No venue carparks were big enough to accommodate all the trailers
    8. Pearl Jam saw the Pauly Shore Movie.. Son in Law, and were afraid they'd be attacked by "Inbreeeeders" with pitch forks!
    9. Because they don't like Grits
    10. The South blows!
    11. Pearl Jam DID play there but those darn southern yokels couldn't read the announcement
    12. The boys had to wrestle Jethro from the Beverly Hillbillies before they could even book a venue... They declined!
    13. They had communication problems with venue managers as they couldnt understand what they were saying except for every second word being 'like'
    14. They saw that old movie where the man was made to get down on all fours and squeal like a pig and it terrified them
    15. They couldn't take their loved ones to the concerts as the venues had a 'no animal policy' so there was a lack of demand
    16. "My Name is Earl" does not rate high in all the other US states so Pearl Jam made their decision not to tour based on that
    Sydney, Australia - March 12, 1998; Sydney, Australia - February 14, 2003; Sydney, Australia - November 8, 2006; Sydney, Australia - November 25, 2006;  Brisbane, Australia - November, 2009; Gold Coast, Australia - January, 2014, Gold Coast, Australia - November 2024

  • DonJon
    DonJon Posts: 5,089
    Oz Jammer wrote:
    That's a CRACKER!!!

    :D:D:D:D:D

    Theres more in the bank - gyming be back in an hour with some fresh and inspirational ideas. Something tells me threefish would excel at this game
    I'll ride the wave where it takes me.
  • Oz Jammer
    Oz Jammer Posts: 9,858
    TOP 100 REASONS WHY PEARL JAM DIDN'T PLAY THE SOUTH

    1. Ed prefers wine rather than moonshine
    2. Just Because .....
    3. They thought "The South" meant "The Southern Hemisphere" so they went to Australia instead
    4. 'Cos he dunna likey dayut Bush Feller.. *Cleatus laugh*
    5. Pearl Jam are against the dirty art of in-breeding
    6. Because Ed, Stone, Jeff and Mike don't know how to play the Banjo yet
    7. No venue carparks were big enough to accommodate all the trailers
    8. Pearl Jam saw the Pauly Shore Movie.. Son in Law, and were afraid they'd be attacked by "Inbreeeeders" with pitch forks!
    9. Because they don't like Grits
    10. The South blows!
    11. Pearl Jam DID play there but those darn southern yokels couldn't read the announcement
    12. The boys had to wrestle Jethro from the Beverly Hillbillies before they could even book a venue... They declined!
    13. They had communication problems with venue managers as they couldnt understand what they were saying except for every second word being 'like'
    14. They saw that old movie where the man was made to get down on all fours and squeal like a pig and it terrified them
    15. They couldn't take their loved ones to the concerts as the venues had a 'no animal policy' so there was a lack of demand
    16. "My Name is Earl" does not rate high in all the other US states so they made their decision based on that
    17. Pearl Jam wouldn't allow those with two heads to be facilitated on the 1 ticket, and unfortunately those people couldn't afford 2 tickets on their welfare payouts
  • leavin here
    leavin here Posts: 145
    TOP 100 REASONS WHY PEARL JAM DIDN'T PLAY THE SOUTH

    1. Ed prefers wine rather than moonshine
    2. Just Because .....
    3. They thought "The South" meant "The Southern Hemisphere" so they went to Australia instead
    4. 'Cos he dunna likey dayut Bush Feller.. *Cleatus laugh*
    5. Pearl Jam are against the dirty art of in-breeding
    6. Because Ed, Stone, Jeff and Mike don't know how to play the Banjo yet
    7. No venue carparks were big enough to accommodate all the trailers
    8. Pearl Jam saw the Pauly Shore Movie.. Son in Law, and were afraid they'd be attacked by "Inbreeeeders" with pitch forks!
    9. Because they don't like Grits
    10. The South blows!
    11. Pearl Jam DID play there but those darn southern yokels couldn't read the announcement
    12. The boys had to wrestle Jethro from the Beverly Hillbillies before they could even book a venue... They declined!
    13. They had communication problems with venue managers as they couldnt understand what they were saying except for every second word being 'like'
    14. They saw that old movie where the man was made to get down on all fours and squeal like a pig and it terrified them
    15. They couldn't take their loved ones to the concerts as the venues had a 'no animal policy' so there was a lack of demand
    16. "My Name is Earl" does not rate high in all the other US states so they made their decision based on that
    17. Pearl Jam wouldn't allow those with two heads to be facilitated on the 1 ticket, and unfortunately those people couldn't afford 2 tickets on their welfare payouts
    18. They are waiting untill they release their "Crunk" album next year.
    Vancouver 09/02/05, so far so good
  • E.K
    E.K New South Wales, Australia Posts: 7,726
    TOP 100 REASONS WHY PEARL JAM DIDN'T PLAY THE SOUTH

    1. Ed prefers wine rather than moonshine
    2. Just Because .....
    3. They thought "The South" meant "The Southern Hemisphere" so they went to Australia instead
    4. 'Cos he dunna likey dayut Bush Feller.. *Cleatus laugh*
    5. Pearl Jam are against the dirty art of in-breeding
    6. Because Ed, Stone, Jeff and Mike don't know how to play the Banjo yet
    7. No venue carparks were big enough to accommodate all the trailers
    8. Pearl Jam saw the Pauly Shore Movie.. Son in Law, and were afraid they'd be attacked by "Inbreeeeders" with pitch forks!
    9. Because they don't like Grits
    10. The South blows!
    11. Pearl Jam DID play there but those darn southern yokels couldn't read the announcement
    12. The boys had to wrestle Jethro from the Beverly Hillbillies before they could even book a venue... They declined!
    13. They had communication problems with venue managers as they couldnt understand what they were saying except for every second word being 'like'
    14. They saw that old movie where the man was made to get down on all fours and squeal like a pig and it terrified them
    15. They couldn't take their loved ones to the concerts as the venues had a 'no animal policy' so there was a lack of demand
    16. "My Name is Earl" does not rate high in all the other US states so Pearl Jam made their decision based on that
    17. Pearl Jam wouldn't allow those with two heads to be facilitated on the 1 ticket, and unfortunately those people couldn't afford 2 tickets on their welfare payouts
    18. They are waiting untill they release their "Crunk" album next year.
    19. Ed wants to teach himself to play the washboard while blowing into the harmonica first
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  • illegal pants
    illegal pants Posts: 13,471
    TOP 100 REASONS WHY PEARL JAM DIDN'T PLAY THE SOUTH

    1. Ed prefers wine rather than moonshine
    2. Just Because .....
    3. They thought "The South" meant "The Southern Hemisphere" so they went to Australia instead
    4. 'Cos he dunna likey dayut Bush Feller.. *Cleatus laugh*
    5. Pearl Jam are against the dirty art of in-breeding
    6. Because Ed, Stone, Jeff and Mike don't know how to play the Banjo yet
    7. No venue carparks were big enough to accommodate all the trailers
    8. Pearl Jam saw the Pauly Shore Movie.. Son in Law, and were afraid they'd be attacked by "Inbreeeeders" with pitch forks!
    9. Because they don't like Grits
    10. The South blows!
    11. Pearl Jam DID play there but those darn southern yokels couldn't read the announcement
    12. The boys had to wrestle Jethro from the Beverly Hillbillies before they could even book a venue... They declined!
    13. They had communication problems with venue managers as they couldnt understand what they were saying except for every second word being 'like'
    14. They saw that old movie where the man was made to get down on all fours and squeal like a pig and it terrified them
    15. They couldn't take their loved ones to the concerts as the venues had a 'no animal policy' so there was a lack of demand
    16. "My Name is Earl" does not rate high in all the other US states so Pearl Jam made their decision based on that
    17. Pearl Jam wouldn't allow those with two heads to be facilitated on the 1 ticket, and unfortunately those people couldn't afford 2 tickets on their welfare payouts
    18. They are waiting untill they release their "Crunk" album next year.
    19. Ed wants to teach himself to play the washboard while blowing into the harmonica first
    20. The South wants no part in the preservation of Mr. Leatherback's family
    wah
  • Oz Jammer
    Oz Jammer Posts: 9,858
    TOP 100 REASONS WHY PEARL JAM DIDN'T PLAY THE SOUTH

    1. Ed prefers wine rather than moonshine
    2. Just Because .....
    3. They thought "The South" meant "The Southern Hemisphere" so they went to Australia instead
    4. 'Cos he dunna likey dayut Bush Feller.. *Cleatus laugh*
    5. Pearl Jam are against the dirty art of in-breeding
    6. Because Ed, Stone, Jeff and Mike don't know how to play the Banjo yet
    7. No venue carparks were big enough to accommodate all the trailers
    8. Pearl Jam saw the Pauly Shore Movie.. Son in Law, and were afraid they'd be attacked by "Inbreeeeders" with pitch forks!
    9. Because they don't like Grits
    10. The South blows!
    11. Pearl Jam DID play there but those darn southern yokels couldn't read the announcement
    12. The boys had to wrestle Jethro from the Beverly Hillbillies before they could even book a venue... They declined!
    13. They had communication problems with venue managers as they couldnt understand what they were saying except for every second word being 'like'
    14. They saw that old movie where the man was made to get down on all fours and squeal like a pig and it terrified them
    15. They couldn't take their loved ones to the concerts as the venues had a 'no animal policy' so there was a lack of demand
    16. "My Name is Earl" does not rate high in all the other US states so Pearl Jam made their decision based on that
    17. Pearl Jam wouldn't allow those with two heads to be facilitated on the 1 ticket, and unfortunately those people couldn't afford 2 tickets on their welfare payouts
    18. They are waiting untill they release their "Crunk" album next year.
    19. Ed wants to teach himself to play the washboard while blowing into the harmonica first
    20. The South wants no part in the preservation of Mr. Leatherback's family
    21. Because the south think 'conservation' is all about the art of making jam/jelly
  • Oz Jammer
    Oz Jammer Posts: 9,858
    TOP 100 REASONS WHY PEARL JAM DIDN'T PLAY THE SOUTH

    1. Ed prefers wine rather than moonshine
    2. Just Because .....
    3. They thought "The South" meant "The Southern Hemisphere" so they went to Australia instead
    4. 'Cos he dunna likey dayut Bush Feller.. *Cleatus laugh*
    5. Pearl Jam are against the dirty art of in-breeding
    6. Because Ed, Stone, Jeff and Mike don't know how to play the Banjo yet
    7. No venue carparks were big enough to accommodate all the trailers
    8. Pearl Jam saw the Pauly Shore Movie.. Son in Law, and were afraid they'd be attacked by "Inbreeeeders" with pitch forks!
    9. Because they don't like Grits
    10. The South blows!
    11. Pearl Jam DID play there but those darn southern yokels couldn't read the announcement
    12. The boys had to wrestle Jethro from the Beverly Hillbillies before they could even book a venue... They declined!
    13. They had communication problems with venue managers as they couldnt understand what they were saying except for every second word being 'like'
    14. They saw that old movie where the man was made to get down on all fours and squeal like a pig and it terrified them
    15. They couldn't take their loved ones to the concerts as the venues had a 'no animal policy' so there was a lack of demand
    16. "My Name is Earl" does not rate high in all the other US states so Pearl Jam made their decision based on that
    17. Pearl Jam wouldn't allow those with two heads to be facilitated on the 1 ticket, and unfortunately those people couldn't afford 2 tickets on their welfare payouts
    18. They are waiting untill they release their "Crunk" album next year.
    19. Ed wants to teach himself to play the washboard while blowing into the harmonica first
    20. The South wants no part in the preservation of Mr. Leatherback's family
    21. Because the south think 'conservation' is all about the art of making jam/jelly
    22. The South was billed to be on the Leg 1 of the US tour but the locals thought that because it was on Leg 1, then only amputees could attend, so demand wasn't sufficient enough to play
  • SPEEDY MCCREADY
    SPEEDY MCCREADY Posts: 26,869
    Oz Jammer wrote:
    TOP 100 REASONS WHY PEARL JAM DIDN'T PLAY THE SOUTH

    1. Ed prefers wine rather than moonshine
    2. Just Because .....
    3. They thought "The South" meant "The Southern Hemisphere" so they went to Australia instead
    4. 'Cos he dunna likey dayut Bush Feller.. *Cleatus laugh*
    5. Pearl Jam are against the dirty art of in-breeding
    6. Because Ed, Stone, Jeff and Mike don't know how to play the Banjo yet
    7. No venue carparks were big enough to accommodate all the trailers
    8. Pearl Jam saw the Pauly Shore Movie.. Son in Law, and were afraid they'd be attacked by "Inbreeeeders" with pitch forks!
    9. Because they don't like Grits
    10. The South blows!
    11. Pearl Jam DID play there but those darn southern yokels couldn't read the announcement
    12. The boys had to wrestle Jethro from the Beverly Hillbillies before they could even book a venue... They declined!
    13. They had communication problems with venue managers as they couldnt understand what they were saying except for every second word being 'like'
    14. They saw that old movie where the man was made to get down on all fours and squeal like a pig and it terrified them
    15. They couldn't take their loved ones to the concerts as the venues had a 'no animal policy' so there was a lack of demand
    16. "My Name is Earl" does not rate high in all the other US states so Pearl Jam made their decision based on that
    17. Pearl Jam wouldn't allow those with two heads to be facilitated on the 1 ticket, and unfortunately those people couldn't afford 2 tickets on their welfare payouts
    18. They are waiting untill they release their "Crunk" album next year.
    19. Ed wants to teach himself to play the washboard while blowing into the harmonica first
    20. The South wants no part in the preservation of Mr. Leatherback's family
    21. Because the south think 'conservation' is all about the art of making jam/jelly
    22. The South was billed to be on the Leg 1 of the US tour but the locals thought that because it was on Leg 1, then only amputees could attend, so demand wasn't sufficient enough to play
    dont even get me started.....
    Take me piece by piece.....
    Till there aint nothing left worth taking away from me.....
  • illegal pants
    illegal pants Posts: 13,471
    TOP 100 REASONS WHY PEARL JAM DIDN'T PLAY THE SOUTH

    1. Ed prefers wine rather than moonshine
    2. Just Because .....
    3. They thought "The South" meant "The Southern Hemisphere" so they went to Australia instead
    4. 'Cos he dunna likey dayut Bush Feller.. *Cleatus laugh*
    5. Pearl Jam are against the dirty art of in-breeding
    6. Because Ed, Stone, Jeff and Mike don't know how to play the Banjo yet
    7. No venue carparks were big enough to accommodate all the trailers
    8. Pearl Jam saw the Pauly Shore Movie.. Son in Law, and were afraid they'd be attacked by "Inbreeeeders" with pitch forks!
    9. Because they don't like Grits
    10. The South blows!
    11. Pearl Jam DID play there but those darn southern yokels couldn't read the announcement
    12. The boys had to wrestle Jethro from the Beverly Hillbillies before they could even book a venue... They declined!
    13. They had communication problems with venue managers as they couldnt understand what they were saying except for every second word being 'like'
    14. They saw that old movie where the man was made to get down on all fours and squeal like a pig and it terrified them
    15. They couldn't take their loved ones to the concerts as the venues had a 'no animal policy' so there was a lack of demand
    16. "My Name is Earl" does not rate high in all the other US states so Pearl Jam made their decision based on that
    17. Pearl Jam wouldn't allow those with two heads to be facilitated on the 1 ticket, and unfortunately those people couldn't afford 2 tickets on their welfare payouts
    18. They are waiting untill they release their "Crunk" album next year.
    19. Ed wants to teach himself to play the washboard while blowing into the harmonica first
    20. The South wants no part in the preservation of Mr. Leatherback's family
    21. Because the south think 'conservation' is all about the art of making jam/jelly
    22. The South was billed to be on the Leg 1 of the US tour but the locals thought that because it was on Leg 1, then only amputees could attend, so demand wasn't sufficient enough to play
    23. dont even get me started.....
    24. They wanted to see how many reasons we could come up with before admin stepped in :eek:
    wah
  • Oz Jammer
    Oz Jammer Posts: 9,858
    TOP 100 REASONS WHY PEARL JAM DIDN'T PLAY THE SOUTH

    1. Ed prefers wine rather than moonshine
    2. Just Because .....
    3. They thought "The South" meant "The Southern Hemisphere" so they went to Australia instead
    4. 'Cos he dunna likey dayut Bush Feller.. *Cleatus laugh*
    5. Pearl Jam are against the dirty art of in-breeding
    6. Because Ed, Stone, Jeff and Mike don't know how to play the Banjo yet
    7. No venue carparks were big enough to accommodate all the trailers
    8. Pearl Jam saw the Pauly Shore Movie.. Son in Law, and were afraid they'd be attacked by "Inbreeeeders" with pitch forks!
    9. Because they don't like Grits
    10. The South blows!
    11. Pearl Jam DID play there but those darn southern yokels couldn't read the announcement
    12. The boys had to wrestle Jethro from the Beverly Hillbillies before they could even book a venue... They declined!
    13. They had communication problems with venue managers as they couldnt understand what they were saying except for every second word being 'like'
    14. They saw that old movie where the man was made to get down on all fours and squeal like a pig and it terrified them
    15. They couldn't take their loved ones to the concerts as the venues had a 'no animal policy' so there was a lack of demand
    16. "My Name is Earl" does not rate high in all the other US states so Pearl Jam made their decision based on that
    17. Pearl Jam wouldn't allow those with two heads to be facilitated on the 1 ticket, and unfortunately those people couldn't afford 2 tickets on their welfare payouts
    18. They are waiting untill they release their "Crunk" album next year.
    19. Ed wants to teach himself to play the washboard while blowing into the harmonica first
    20. The South wants no part in the preservation of Mr. Leatherback's family
    21. Because the south think 'conservation' is all about the art of making jam/jelly
    22. The South was billed to be on the Leg 1 of the US tour but the locals thought that because it was on Leg 1, then only amputees could attend, so demand wasn't sufficient enough to play
    23. dont even get me started.....
    24. They wanted to see how many reasons we could come up with before admin stepped in :eek:
    25. Because they absolutely hate petitions to play in places ;)
  • illegal pants
    illegal pants Posts: 13,471
    TOP 100 REASONS WHY PEARL JAM DIDN'T PLAY THE SOUTH

    1. Ed prefers wine rather than moonshine
    2. Just Because .....
    3. They thought "The South" meant "The Southern Hemisphere" so they went to Australia instead
    4. 'Cos he dunna likey dayut Bush Feller.. *Cleatus laugh*
    5. Pearl Jam are against the dirty art of in-breeding
    6. Because Ed, Stone, Jeff and Mike don't know how to play the Banjo yet
    7. No venue carparks were big enough to accommodate all the trailers
    8. Pearl Jam saw the Pauly Shore Movie.. Son in Law, and were afraid they'd be attacked by "Inbreeeeders" with pitch forks!
    9. Because they don't like Grits
    10. The South blows!
    11. Pearl Jam DID play there but those darn southern yokels couldn't read the announcement
    12. The boys had to wrestle Jethro from the Beverly Hillbillies before they could even book a venue... They declined!
    13. They had communication problems with venue managers as they couldnt understand what they were saying except for every second word being 'like'
    14. They saw that old movie where the man was made to get down on all fours and squeal like a pig and it terrified them
    15. They couldn't take their loved ones to the concerts as the venues had a 'no animal policy' so there was a lack of demand
    16. "My Name is Earl" does not rate high in all the other US states so Pearl Jam made their decision based on that
    17. Pearl Jam wouldn't allow those with two heads to be facilitated on the 1 ticket, and unfortunately those people couldn't afford 2 tickets on their welfare payouts
    18. They are waiting untill they release their "Crunk" album next year.
    19. Ed wants to teach himself to play the washboard while blowing into the harmonica first
    20. The South wants no part in the preservation of Mr. Leatherback's family
    21. Because the south think 'conservation' is all about the art of making jam/jelly
    22. The South was billed to be on the Leg 1 of the US tour but the locals thought that because it was on Leg 1, then only amputees could attend, so demand wasn't sufficient enough to play
    23. dont even get me started.....
    24. They wanted to see how many reasons we could come up with before admin stepped in :eek:
    25. Because they absolutely hate petitions to play in places ;)
    26. 'Cos Mike's moisturising cream melts in their climate
    wah
  • Oz Jammer
    Oz Jammer Posts: 9,858
    TOP 100 REASONS WHY PEARL JAM DIDN'T PLAY THE SOUTH

    1. Ed prefers wine rather than moonshine
    2. Just Because .....
    3. They thought "The South" meant "The Southern Hemisphere" so they went to Australia instead
    4. 'Cos he dunna likey dayut Bush Feller.. *Cleatus laugh*
    5. Pearl Jam are against the dirty art of in-breeding
    6. Because Ed, Stone, Jeff and Mike don't know how to play the Banjo yet
    7. No venue carparks were big enough to accommodate all the trailers
    8. Pearl Jam saw the Pauly Shore Movie.. Son in Law, and were afraid they'd be attacked by "Inbreeeeders" with pitch forks!
    9. Because they don't like Grits
    10. The South blows!
    11. Pearl Jam DID play there but those darn southern yokels couldn't read the announcement
    12. The boys had to wrestle Jethro from the Beverly Hillbillies before they could even book a venue... They declined!
    13. They had communication problems with venue managers as they couldnt understand what they were saying except for every second word being 'like'
    14. They saw that old movie where the man was made to get down on all fours and squeal like a pig and it terrified them
    15. They couldn't take their loved ones to the concerts as the venues had a 'no animal policy' so there was a lack of demand
    16. "My Name is Earl" does not rate high in all the other US states so Pearl Jam made their decision based on that
    17. Pearl Jam wouldn't allow those with two heads to be facilitated on the 1 ticket, and unfortunately those people couldn't afford 2 tickets on their welfare payouts
    18. They are waiting untill they release their "Crunk" album next year.
    19. Ed wants to teach himself to play the washboard while blowing into the harmonica first
    20. The South wants no part in the preservation of Mr. Leatherback's family
    21. Because the south think 'conservation' is all about the art of making jam/jelly
    22. The South was billed to be on the 1st Leg of the US tour but the locals thought that because it was on Leg 1, then only amputees could attend, so demand wasn't sufficient enough to play
    23. dont even get me started.....
    24. They wanted to see how many reasons we could come up with before admin stepped in :eek:
    25. Because they absolutely hate petitions to play in places ;)
    26. 'Cos Mike's moisturising cream melts in their climate
    27. Because the humidity turns Ed and Boom's hair turn into afros
  • illegal pants
    illegal pants Posts: 13,471
    TOP 100 REASONS WHY PEARL JAM DIDN'T PLAY THE SOUTH

    1. Ed prefers wine rather than moonshine
    2. Just Because .....
    3. They thought "The South" meant "The Southern Hemisphere" so they went to Australia instead
    4. 'Cos he dunna likey dayut Bush Feller.. *Cleatus laugh*
    5. Pearl Jam are against the dirty art of in-breeding
    6. Because Ed, Stone, Jeff and Mike don't know how to play the Banjo yet
    7. No venue carparks were big enough to accommodate all the trailers
    8. Pearl Jam saw the Pauly Shore Movie.. Son in Law, and were afraid they'd be attacked by "Inbreeeeders" with pitch forks!
    9. Because they don't like Grits
    10. The South blows!
    11. Pearl Jam DID play there but those darn southern yokels couldn't read the announcement
    12. The boys had to wrestle Jethro from the Beverly Hillbillies before they could even book a venue... They declined!
    13. They had communication problems with venue managers as they couldnt understand what they were saying except for every second word being 'like'
    14. They saw that old movie where the man was made to get down on all fours and squeal like a pig and it terrified them
    15. They couldn't take their loved ones to the concerts as the venues had a 'no animal policy' so there was a lack of demand
    16. "My Name is Earl" does not rate high in all the other US states so Pearl Jam made their decision based on that
    17. Pearl Jam wouldn't allow those with two heads to be facilitated on the 1 ticket, and unfortunately those people couldn't afford 2 tickets on their welfare payouts
    18. They are waiting untill they release their "Crunk" album next year.
    19. Ed wants to teach himself to play the washboard while blowing into the harmonica first
    20. The South wants no part in the preservation of Mr. Leatherback's family
    21. Because the south think 'conservation' is all about the art of making jam/jelly
    22. The South was billed to be on the 1st Leg of the US tour but the locals thought that because it was on Leg 1, then only amputees could attend, so demand wasn't sufficient enough to play
    23. dont even get me started.....
    24. They wanted to see how many reasons we could come up with before admin stepped in :eek:
    25. Because they absolutely hate petitions to play in places ;)
    26. 'Cos Mike's moisturising cream melts in their climate
    27. Because the humidity turns Ed and Boom's hair turn into afros
    28. Stone may get mistaken for a wild animal during his duck walk and may be hunted :eek:
    wah

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