1. Flash someone your boobies at the gates and pinch it from their outstretched hand.
2. Scam someone on the pit - not recommended
3. Become a security guard then quit on the night (but don't tell the venue until after the concert)
4. Write to the band's management and tell them that you have not much longer to live and that your dying wish is to see Pearl Jam before you die (not recommended either)
5. Pretend you're a caterer (worked for someone in Melbourne )
6. Give free head jobs to the roadies
7. Pretend you're a roadie
1. Flash someone your boobies at the gates and pinch it from their outstretched hand.
2. Scam someone on the pit - not recommended
3. Become a security guard then quit on the night (but don't tell the venue until after the concert)
4. Write to the band's management and tell them that you have not much longer to live and that your dying wish is to see Pearl Jam before you die (not recommended either)
5. Pretend you're a caterer (worked for someone in Melbourne )
6. Give free head jobs to the roadies
7. Pretend you're a roadie
8. Date a member of the band
9. Get a job working for their record label
1. Flash someone your boobies at the gates and pinch it from their outstretched hand.
2. Scam someone on the pit - not recommended
3. Become a security guard then quit on the night (but don't tell the venue until after the concert)
4. Write to the band's management and tell them that you have not much longer to live and that your dying wish is to see Pearl Jam before you die (not recommended either)
5. Pretend you're a caterer (worked for someone in Melbourne )
6. Give free head jobs to the roadies
7. Pretend you're a roadie
8. Date a member of the band
9. Get a job working for their record label
10. Join the band like Boom...
1. Boobies.
2. the girls
3. Mosquito bites
4. Fun Bags
5. The left one is James Westfall and the right one is Dr. Kenneth Noisewater
6. 'Suck' and 'Me'
1. Boobies.
2. the girls
3. Mosquito bites
4. Fun Bags
5. The left one is James Westfall and the right one is Dr. Kenneth Noisewater
6. 'Suck' and 'Me'
7. Tits or Titties
1. Boobies.
2. the girls
3. Mosquito bites
4. Fun Bags
5. The left one is James Westfall and the right one is Dr. Kenneth Noisewater
6. 'Suck' and 'Me'
7. Tits or Titties
8. Moobs
'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'
1. Boobies.
2. the girls
3. Mosquito bites
4. Fun Bags
5. The left one is James Westfall and the right one is Dr. Kenneth Noisewater
6. 'Suck' and 'Me'
7. Tits or Titties
8.Moobs
9. Jugs
1. Boobies.
2. the girls
3. Mosquito bites
4. Fun Bags
5. The left one is James Westfall and the right one is Dr. Kenneth Noisewater
6. 'Suck' and 'Me'
7. Tits or Titties
8.Moobs
9. Jugs
10. Puppies
*im not starting one coz mine suck. Its anyones from here, I give it to anyone. That actually sounds really bad
"....and was very surprised to see that he didnt actually have a recipe for anus-ankle soup." - Big Ed
Top Ten Things To Avoid Saying To Your Wife During Labour
1. Would you stop making that face? You're embarassing me.
2. So....how soon after you've had this baby can we have sex again?
3. I'm guessing you had corn for lunch?
The world is like a ride in an amusement park, and when you choose to go on it you think it's real because that's how powerful our minds are. The ride goes up and down, around and around, it has thrills and chills, and it's very brightly colored, and it's very loud, and it's fun for a while. Many people have been on the ride a long time, and they begin to wonder, "Hey, is this real, or is this just a ride?" And other people have remembered, and they come back to us and say, "Hey, don't worry; don't be afraid, ever. Because this is just a ride." And we...kill those people. "Shut him up! I've got a lot invested in this ride, shut him up! Look at my furrows of worry, look at my big bank account, and my family. This has to be real." It's just a ride. But we always kill the good guys who try and tell us that, you ever notice that? And let the demons run amok? But it doesn't matter, because it's just a ride. And we can change it any time we want. It's only a choice. No effort, no work, no job, no savings of money. Just a simple choice, right now, between fear and love. The eyes of fear want you to put bigger locks on your doors, buy guns, close yourself off. The eyes of love instead see all of us as one. Here's what we can do to change the world, right now, to a better ride. Take all that money we spend on weapons and defenses each year and instead spend it feeding and clothing and educating the poor of the world, which it would pay for many times over, not one human being excluded, and we could explore space, together, both inner and outer, forever, in peace.
--Bill Hicks
Top Ten Things To Avoid Saying To Your Wife During Labour
1. Would you stop making that face? You're embarassing me.
2. So....how soon after you've had this baby can we have sex again?
3. I'm guessing you had corn for lunch?
4. I want a divorce.
Top Ten Things To Avoid Saying To Your Wife During Labour
1. Would you stop making that face? You're embarassing me.
2. So....how soon after you've had this baby can we have sex again?
3. I'm guessing you had corn for lunch?
4. I want a divorce.
5. So why can the nurse say "Breathe" but I can't?"
Comments
1. Flash someone your boobies at the gates and pinch it from their outstretched hand.
2. Scam someone on the pit - not recommended
3. Become a security guard then quit on the night (but don't tell the venue until after the concert)
4. Write to the band's management and tell them that you have not much longer to live and that your dying wish is to see Pearl Jam before you die (not recommended either)
5. Pretend you're a caterer (worked for someone in Melbourne )
6. Give free head jobs to the roadies
7. Pretend you're a roadie
8. Date a member of the band
(sorry I posted twice!)
1. Flash someone your boobies at the gates and pinch it from their outstretched hand.
2. Scam someone on the pit - not recommended
3. Become a security guard then quit on the night (but don't tell the venue until after the concert)
4. Write to the band's management and tell them that you have not much longer to live and that your dying wish is to see Pearl Jam before you die (not recommended either)
5. Pretend you're a caterer (worked for someone in Melbourne )
6. Give free head jobs to the roadies
7. Pretend you're a roadie
8. Date a member of the band
9. Get a job working for their record label
1. Flash someone your boobies at the gates and pinch it from their outstretched hand.
2. Scam someone on the pit - not recommended
3. Become a security guard then quit on the night (but don't tell the venue until after the concert)
4. Write to the band's management and tell them that you have not much longer to live and that your dying wish is to see Pearl Jam before you die (not recommended either)
5. Pretend you're a caterer (worked for someone in Melbourne )
6. Give free head jobs to the roadies
7. Pretend you're a roadie
8. Date a member of the band
9. Get a job working for their record label
10. Join the band like Boom...
1. Boobies.
1. Boobies.
2. the girls
1. Boobies.
2. the girls
3. Mosquito bites
1. Boobies.
2. the girls
3. Mosquito bites
4. Fun Bags
1. Boobies.
2. the girls
3. Mosquito bites
4. Fun Bags
5. The left one is James Westfall and the right one is Dr. Kenneth Noisewater
"The world fascinates me."
"Doesn't mean that much to me, to mean that much to you"
1. Boobies.
2. the girls
3. Mosquito bites
4. Fun Bags
5. The left one is James Westfall and the right one is Dr. Kenneth Noisewater
6. 'Suck' and 'Me'
★ 2009 - Sydney, Brisbane, Auckland, Christchurch ★
★ 2011 - EV Newcastle, Melbourne 1, Melbourne 2 ★
1. Boobies.
2. the girls
3. Mosquito bites
4. Fun Bags
5. The left one is James Westfall and the right one is Dr. Kenneth Noisewater
6. 'Suck' and 'Me'
7. Tits or Titties
- the great Sir Leo Harrison
1. Boobies.
2. the girls
3. Mosquito bites
4. Fun Bags
5. The left one is James Westfall and the right one is Dr. Kenneth Noisewater
6. 'Suck' and 'Me'
7. Tits or Titties
8.Moobs
9. Jugs
1. Boobies.
2. the girls
3. Mosquito bites
4. Fun Bags
5. The left one is James Westfall and the right one is Dr. Kenneth Noisewater
6. 'Suck' and 'Me'
7. Tits or Titties
8.Moobs
9. Jugs
10. Puppies
*im not starting one coz mine suck. Its anyones from here, I give it to anyone. That actually sounds really bad
1. Johnny Depp
"The world fascinates me."
"Doesn't mean that much to me, to mean that much to you"
1. Johnny Depp
2. My Wife
1. Johnny Depp
2. My Wife
3. Ed
+1
4. Chris Cornell
1. Johnny Depp
2. My Wife
3. Ed
+1
4. Chris Cornell
5. Ed again
6. Kelly Slater
1. Johnny Depp
2. My Wife
3. Ed
+1
4. Chris Cornell
5. Ed again
6. Kelly Slater
7. Maybe a bit more Ed?
"The world fascinates me."
"Doesn't mean that much to me, to mean that much to you"
Maybe??? Maybe definitely!!!!!
1. Johnny Depp
2. My Wife
3. Ed
+1
4. Chris Cornell
5. Ed again
6. Kelly Slater
7. Maybe a bit more Ed?
8. Paul Rudd
"The world fascinates me."
"Doesn't mean that much to me, to mean that much to you"
1. Johnny Depp
2. My Wife
3. Ed
+1
4. Chris Cornell
5. Ed again
6. Kelly Slater
7. Maybe a bit more Ed?
8. Paul Rudd
9. Dave Grohl
1. Johnny Depp
2. My Wife
3. Ed
+1
4. Chris Cornell
5. Ed again
6. Kelly Slater
7. Maybe a bit more Ed?
8. Paul Rudd
9. Dave Grohl
10. Michael Landon
"The world fascinates me."
"Doesn't mean that much to me, to mean that much to you"
1. Would you stop making that face? You're embarassing me.
"The world fascinates me."
"Doesn't mean that much to me, to mean that much to you"
1. Would you stop making that face? You're embarassing me.
2. So....how soon after you've had this baby can we have sex again?
1. Would you stop making that face? You're embarassing me.
2. So....how soon after you've had this baby can we have sex again?
3. I'm guessing you had corn for lunch?
--Bill Hicks
1. Would you stop making that face? You're embarassing me.
2. So....how soon after you've had this baby can we have sex again?
3. I'm guessing you had corn for lunch?
4. I want a divorce.
1. Would you stop making that face? You're embarassing me.
2. So....how soon after you've had this baby can we have sex again?
3. I'm guessing you had corn for lunch?
4. I want a divorce.
5. So why can the nurse say "Breathe" but I can't?"
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