The Top 10 Game

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  • ozsmalltowngirl
    ozsmalltowngirl Posts: 14,362
    Top Ten Things To Avoid Saying To Your Wife During Labour

    1. Would you stop making that face? You're embarassing me.
    2. So....how soon after you've had this baby can we have sex again?
    3. I'm guessing you had corn for lunch?
    4. I want a divorce.
    5. So why can the nurse say "Breathe" but I can't?"
    6. Stop being such a whoos :rolleyes: It CAN'T hurt that much :rolleyes:
  • ZiggyStar
    ZiggyStar Posts: 14,328
    Top Ten Things To Avoid Saying To Your Wife During Labour

    1. Would you stop making that face? You're embarassing me.
    2. So....how soon after you've had this baby can we have sex again?
    3. I'm guessing you had corn for lunch?
    4. I want a divorce.
    5. So why can the nurse say "Breathe" but I can't?"
    6. Stop being such a whoos :rolleyes: It CAN'T hurt that much :rolleyes:
    7. I'm still at the pub -- do I have time for another beer?
    ★ 1995 - Brisbane ★ 1998 - Brisbane ★ 2003 - Brisbane ★ 2006 - Brisbane ★
    ★ 2009 - Sydney, Brisbane, Auckland, Christchurch ★
    ★ 2011 - EV Newcastle, Melbourne 1, Melbourne 2 ★
  • PJ_Saluki
    PJ_Saluki Posts: 1,006
    Top Ten Things To Avoid Saying To Your Wife During Labour

    1. Would you stop making that face? You're embarassing me.
    2. So....how soon after you've had this baby can we have sex again?
    3. I'm guessing you had corn for lunch?
    4. I want a divorce.
    5. So why can the nurse say "Breathe" but I can't?"
    6. Stop being such a whoos It CAN'T hurt that much
    7. I'm still at the pub -- do I have time for another beer?
    8. Next stop: Nebraska!
    "Almost all those politicians took money from Enron, and there they are holding hearings. That's like O.J. Simpson getting in the Rae Carruth jury pool." -- Charles Barkley
  • smarchee
    smarchee Windsor, Ontario Posts: 14,539
    Top Ten Things To Avoid Saying To Your Wife During Labour

    1. Would you stop making that face? You're embarassing me.
    2. So....how soon after you've had this baby can we have sex again?
    3. I'm guessing you had corn for lunch?
    4. I want a divorce.
    5. So why can the nurse say "Breathe" but I can't?"
    6. Stop being such a whoos It CAN'T hurt that much
    7. I'm still at the pub -- do I have time for another beer?
    8. Next stop: Nebraska!
    9. Oh that's gross......OH that's SO gross.......ewwwwwwwwwwww
    1998 ~ Barrie
    2003 ~ Toronto
    2005 ~ London, Toronto
    2006 ~ Toronto
    2008 ~ Hartford, Mansfied I,
    2009 ~ Toronto, Chicago I, Chicago II
    2010 ~ Cleveland, Buffalo
    2011 ~ Toronto I, Toronto II, Ottawa, Hamilton
    2013 - London, Pittsburgh, Buffalo
    2014 - Detroit
    2019 - Chicago X 2
  • muiren77
    muiren77 Posts: 3,511
    Top Ten Things To Avoid Saying To Your Wife During Labour

    1. Would you stop making that face? You're embarassing me.
    2. So....how soon after you've had this baby can we have sex again?
    3. I'm guessing you had corn for lunch?
    4. I want a divorce.
    5. So why can the nurse say "Breathe" but I can't?"
    6. Stop being such a whoos It CAN'T hurt that much
    7. I'm still at the pub -- do I have time for another beer?
    8. Next stop: Nebraska!
    9. Oh that's gross......OH that's SO gross.......ewwwwwwwwwwww
    10. Is that baby really mine?








    i know i am the tenth person but anybody want to do me the favor of thinking another top 10?
    what is essential is invisible to the eye

    apparently, 07162056 is THE date...
  • illegal pants
    illegal pants Posts: 13,471
    muiren77 wrote:
    i know i am the tenth person but anybody want to do me the favor of thinking another top 10?

    sure

    Top 10 extra-curricular activities Kings of Leon will get up to in their upcoming Oz tour

    1. shopping for ladies tsubi jeans
    wah
  • ozsmalltowngirl
    ozsmalltowngirl Posts: 14,362
    Top 10 extra-curricular activities Kings of Leon will get up to in their upcoming Oz tour

    1. shopping for ladies tsubi jeans
    2. Try to break into Pants' hotel room :eek:
  • illegal pants
    illegal pants Posts: 13,471
    Top 10 extra-curricular activities Kings of Leon will get up to in their upcoming Oz tour

    1. shopping for ladies tsubi jeans
    2. Try to break into Pants' hotel room :eek:
    3. visit the big banana
    wah
  • Oz Jammer
    Oz Jammer Posts: 9,858
    Top 10 extra-curricular activities Kings of Leon will get up to in their upcoming Oz tour

    1. shopping for ladies tsubi jeans
    2. Try to break into Pants' hotel room :eek:
    3. visit the big banana
    4. Hunt me down for making them come to Newcastle when they supported PJ in 2006 :eek:
  • ZiggyStar
    ZiggyStar Posts: 14,328
    Top 10 extra-curricular activities Kings of Leon will get up to in their upcoming Oz tour

    1. shopping for ladies tsubi jeans
    2. Try to break into Pants' hotel room :eek:
    3. visit the big banana
    4. Hunt me down for making them come to Newcastle when they supported PJ in 2006 :eek:
    5. Listening to abuse from me for such horrible singing
    ★ 1995 - Brisbane ★ 1998 - Brisbane ★ 2003 - Brisbane ★ 2006 - Brisbane ★
    ★ 2009 - Sydney, Brisbane, Auckland, Christchurch ★
    ★ 2011 - EV Newcastle, Melbourne 1, Melbourne 2 ★
  • haffajappa
    haffajappa British Columbia Posts: 5,955
    Top 10 extra-curricular activities Kings of Leon will get up to in their upcoming Oz tour

    1. shopping for ladies tsubi jeans
    2. Try to break into Pants' hotel room :eek:
    3. visit the big banana
    4. Hunt me down for making them come to Newcastle when they supported PJ in 2006 :eek:
    5. Listening to abuse from me for such horrible singing[/quote]
    6. Enter in the Emo haircut competition
    live pearl jam is best pearl jam
  • yellowled24
    yellowled24 Posts: 3,118
    Top 10 extra-curricular activities Kings of Leon will get up to in their upcoming Oz tour

    1. shopping for ladies tsubi jeans
    2. Try to break into Pants' hotel room :eek:
    3. visit the big banana
    4. Hunt me down for making them come to Newcastle when they supported PJ in 2006 :eek:
    5. Listening to abuse from me for such horrible singing
    6. Enter in the Emo haircut competition
    7. not alot...they'll just roam around, always looking down at all they see
    "....and was very surprised to see that he didnt actually have a recipe for anus-ankle soup." - Big Ed
  • i like matt.c
    i like matt.c Posts: 1,122
    Top 10 extra-curricular activities Kings of Leon will get up to in their upcoming Oz tour

    1. shopping for ladies tsubi jeans
    2. Try to break into Pants' hotel room :eek:
    3. visit the big banana
    4. Hunt me down for making them come to Newcastle when they supported PJ in 2006 :eek:
    5. Listening to abuse from me for such horrible singing
    6. Enter in the Emo haircut competition
    7. not alot...they'll just roam around, always looking down at all they see
    8. Steal my Karma. Oh No!
  • ozsmalltowngirl
    ozsmalltowngirl Posts: 14,362
    Top 10 extra-curricular activities Kings of Leon will get up to in their upcoming Oz tour

    1. shopping for ladies tsubi jeans
    2. Try to break into Pants' hotel room :eek:
    3. visit the big banana
    4. Hunt me down for making them come to Newcastle when they supported PJ in 2006 :eek:
    5. Listening to abuse from me for such horrible singing
    6. Enter in the Emo haircut competition
    7. not alot...they'll just roam around, always looking down at all they see
    8. Steal my Karma. Oh No!
    9. Have sex on fire :eek:
  • yellowled24
    yellowled24 Posts: 3,118
    lol I was going to say that one :D
    "....and was very surprised to see that he didnt actually have a recipe for anus-ankle soup." - Big Ed
  • E.K
    E.K New South Wales, Australia Posts: 7,726
    Top 10 extra-curricular activities Kings of Leon will get up to in their upcoming Oz tour

    1. shopping for ladies tsubi jeans
    2. Try to break into Pants' hotel room :eek:
    3. visit the big banana
    4. Hunt me down for making them come to Newcastle when they supported PJ in 2006 :eek:
    5. Listening to abuse from me for such horrible singing
    6. Enter in the Emo haircut competition
    7. not alot...they'll just roam around, always looking down at all they see
    8. Steal my Karma. Oh No!
    9. Have sex on fire :eek:
    10. Guitar and singing lessons ;):)
    Sydney, Australia - March 12, 1998; Sydney, Australia - February 14, 2003; Sydney, Australia - November 8, 2006; Sydney, Australia - November 25, 2006;  Brisbane, Australia - November, 2009; Gold Coast, Australia - January, 2014, Gold Coast, Australia - November 2024

  • ZiggyStar
    ZiggyStar Posts: 14,328
    E.K wrote:
    Top 10 extra-curricular activities Kings of Leon will get up to in their upcoming Oz tour

    10. Guitar and singing lessons ;):)

    LMAO!! :D Best post of the whole thread! ha ha ha
    ★ 1995 - Brisbane ★ 1998 - Brisbane ★ 2003 - Brisbane ★ 2006 - Brisbane ★
    ★ 2009 - Sydney, Brisbane, Auckland, Christchurch ★
    ★ 2011 - EV Newcastle, Melbourne 1, Melbourne 2 ★
  • illegal pants
    illegal pants Posts: 13,471
    ZiggyStar wrote:
    LMAO!! :D Best post of the whole thread! ha ha ha

    shame she can't back it up with a new top 10 ;)

    wtf is the creativity here !!
    wah
  • Cocaine_Nosejob
    Cocaine_Nosejob Posts: 1,744
    Top Ten People Who Need Singing And Guitar Lessons

    1. Chad Kroeger...wait...maybe I shouldn't encourage him :rolleyes:
    "The customer...is always...an ASSHOLE"

    "The world fascinates me."

    "Doesn't mean that much to me, to mean that much to you"

  • suns rival
    suns rival Posts: 15,926
    Top Ten People Who Need Singing And Guitar Lessons

    1. Chad Kroeger...wait...maybe I shouldn't encourage him :rolleyes:
    2. Scott Stapp
    scratching my butt...
    kinakamot ang aking puwit...
    me rascando pompis...
    krap mijn reet...
    boku no ketsuoana o kizu...
    bahrosh teezy...

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