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  • yellowled24
    yellowled24 Posts: 3,118
    Top Ten Things To Do In The Office

    1. Arrive at a meeting late, say you're sorry, but you didn't have time for lunch, and you're going to be nibbling during the meeting. During the meeting eat 5 entire raw potatoes
    2. Surf the internet all day
    3. Everytime someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that
    4. Make Baby Back Ribs for everyone for lunch (and ask if they wants fries with that :D )
    5. Find whoever is eating Baby Ribs and consequently give them a half hour detailed description on why you find it gross to eat meat - then ask if they want fries instead.
    "....and was very surprised to see that he didnt actually have a recipe for anus-ankle soup." - Big Ed
  • E.K
    E.K New South Wales, Australia Posts: 7,726
    Top Ten Things To Do In The Office

    1. Arrive at a meeting late, say you're sorry, but you didn't have time for lunch, and you're going to be nibbling during the meeting. During the meeting eat 5 entire raw potatoes
    2. Surf the internet all day
    3. Everytime someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that
    4. Make Baby Back Ribs for everyone for lunch (and ask if they wants fries with that :D )
    5. Find whoever is eating Baby Ribs and consequently give them a half hour detailed description on why you find it gross to eat meat - then ask if they want fries instead.
    6. Put an "IN" label on a garbage can next to your desk
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  • Cocaine_Nosejob
    Cocaine_Nosejob Posts: 1,744
    Top Ten Things To Do In The Office

    1. Arrive at a meeting late, say you're sorry, but you didn't have time for lunch, and you're going to be nibbling during the meeting. During the meeting eat 5 entire raw potatoes
    2. Surf the internet all day
    3. Everytime someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that
    4. Make Baby Back Ribs for everyone for lunch (and ask if they wants fries with that )
    5. Find whoever is eating Baby Ribs and consequently give them a half hour detailed description on why you find it gross to eat meat - then ask if they want fries instead.
    6. Put an "IN" label on a garbage can next to your desk
    7. Develop an unnatural fear of Staplers
    "The customer...is always...an ASSHOLE"

    "The world fascinates me."

    "Doesn't mean that much to me, to mean that much to you"

  • SENROCK
    SENROCK Posts: 10,736
    Top Ten Things To Do In The Office

    1. Arrive at a meeting late, say you're sorry, but you didn't have time for lunch, and you're going to be nibbling during the meeting. During the meeting eat 5 entire raw potatoes
    2. Surf the internet all day
    3. Everytime someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that
    4. Make Baby Back Ribs for everyone for lunch (and ask if they wants fries with that )
    5. Find whoever is eating Baby Ribs and consequently give them a half hour detailed description on why you find it gross to eat meat - then ask if they want fries instead.
    6. Put an "IN" label on a garbage can next to your desk


    7. bring your laptop to an urgent meeting and right when the boss turns to you for an opinion say:
    Hang on let me respond to this thread on the pit real quik! :D
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  • ozsmalltowngirl
    ozsmalltowngirl Posts: 14,362
    Top Ten Things To Do In The Office

    1. Arrive at a meeting late, say you're sorry, but you didn't have time for lunch, and you're going to be nibbling during the meeting. During the meeting eat 5 entire raw potatoes
    2. Surf the internet all day
    3. Everytime someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that
    4. Make Baby Back Ribs for everyone for lunch (and ask if they wants fries with that )
    5. Find whoever is eating Baby Ribs and consequently give them a half hour detailed description on why you find it gross to eat meat - then ask if they want fries instead.
    6. Put an "IN" label on a garbage can next to your desk
    7. bring your laptop to an urgent meeting and right when the boss turns to you for an opinion say:
    Hang on let me respond to this thread on the pit real quik!
    8. Instead of a mobile blood bank, arrange for a mobile prostate exam day for all the male staff :D :eek:
  • Cocaine_Nosejob
    Cocaine_Nosejob Posts: 1,744
    Top Ten Things To Do In The Office

    1. Arrive at a meeting late, say you're sorry, but you didn't have time for lunch, and you're going to be nibbling during the meeting. During the meeting eat 5 entire raw potatoes
    2. Surf the internet all day
    3. Everytime someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that
    4. Make Baby Back Ribs for everyone for lunch (and ask if they wants fries with that )
    5. Find whoever is eating Baby Ribs and consequently give them a half hour detailed description on why you find it gross to eat meat - then ask if they want fries instead.
    6. Put an "IN" label on a garbage can next to your desk
    7. bring your laptop to an urgent meeting and right when the boss turns to you for an opinion say:
    Hang on let me respond to this thread on the pit real quik!
    8. Instead of a mobile blood bank, arrange for a mobile prostate exam day for all the male staff
    9. Give a secretary a copy of Hamlet and ask them to proofread it for you
    "The customer...is always...an ASSHOLE"

    "The world fascinates me."

    "Doesn't mean that much to me, to mean that much to you"

  • ozsmalltowngirl
    ozsmalltowngirl Posts: 14,362
    Top Ten Things To Do In The Office

    1. Arrive at a meeting late, say you're sorry, but you didn't have time for lunch, and you're going to be nibbling during the meeting. During the meeting eat 5 entire raw potatoes
    2. Surf the internet all day
    3. Everytime someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that
    4. Make Baby Back Ribs for everyone for lunch (and ask if they wants fries with that )
    5. Find whoever is eating Baby Ribs and consequently give them a half hour detailed description on why you find it gross to eat meat - then ask if they want fries instead.
    6. Put an "IN" label on a garbage can next to your desk
    7. bring your laptop to an urgent meeting and right when the boss turns to you for an opinion say:
    Hang on let me respond to this thread on the pit real quik!
    8. Instead of a mobile blood bank, arrange for a mobile prostate exam day for all the male staff
    9. Give a secretary a copy of Hamlet and ask them to proofread it for you
    10. Fart and make a big scene, blaming other staff members for the stench
  • Cocaine_Nosejob
    Cocaine_Nosejob Posts: 1,744
    ozsmalltowngirl wrote:
    10. Fart and make a big scene, blaming other staff members for the stench

    Haha...have you seen Step Brothers?

    I can taste it...on my tongue. Is that....onions? And...ketchup? It's a small room...
    "The customer...is always...an ASSHOLE"

    "The world fascinates me."

    "Doesn't mean that much to me, to mean that much to you"

  • ozsmalltowngirl
    ozsmalltowngirl Posts: 14,362
    Top Ten Things To Do (or say) during a Prostate Exam (it's Movember :D)

    1. Do you have ribbed gloves?
  • ozsmalltowngirl
    ozsmalltowngirl Posts: 14,362
    Cocaine_Nosejob wrote:
    Haha...have you seen Step Brothers?

    I can taste it...on my tongue. Is that....onions? And...ketchup? It's a small room...
    LMFAO!!! Classic! :D
  • Cocaine_Nosejob
    Cocaine_Nosejob Posts: 1,744
    Top Ten Things To Do (or say) during a Prostate Exam (it's Movember )

    1. Do you have ribbed gloves?
    2. If the hand doesn't fit, YOU MUST ACQUIT!
    "The customer...is always...an ASSHOLE"

    "The world fascinates me."

    "Doesn't mean that much to me, to mean that much to you"

  • E.K
    E.K New South Wales, Australia Posts: 7,726
    Top Ten Things To Do (or say) during a Prostate Exam (it's Movember )

    1. Do you have ribbed gloves?
    2. If the hand doesn't fit, YOU MUST ACQUIT!
    3. I promise it won't hurt a bit
    Sydney, Australia - March 12, 1998; Sydney, Australia - February 14, 2003; Sydney, Australia - November 8, 2006; Sydney, Australia - November 25, 2006;  Brisbane, Australia - November, 2009; Gold Coast, Australia - January, 2014, Gold Coast, Australia - November 2024

  • ozsmalltowngirl
    ozsmalltowngirl Posts: 14,362
    Top Ten Things To Do (or say) during a Prostate Exam (it's Movember )

    1. Do you have ribbed gloves?
    2. If the hand doesn't fit, YOU MUST ACQUIT!
    3. I promise it won't hurt a bit
    4. *point to doodle and say "Don't.....fecken move!" http://noolmusic.com/videos/billy_connolly_prostate.php
  • Cocaine_Nosejob
    Cocaine_Nosejob Posts: 1,744
    Top Ten Things To Do (or say) during a Prostate Exam (it's Movember )

    1. Do you have ribbed gloves?
    2. If the hand doesn't fit, YOU MUST ACQUIT!
    3. I promise it won't hurt a bit
    4. *point to doodle and say "Don't.....fecken move!" http://noolmusic.com/videos/billy_connolly_prostate.php
    5. I love the smell of latex and K-Y in the morning. It smells like... victory
    "The customer...is always...an ASSHOLE"

    "The world fascinates me."

    "Doesn't mean that much to me, to mean that much to you"

  • ozsmalltowngirl
    ozsmalltowngirl Posts: 14,362
    Top Ten Things To Do (or say) during a Prostate Exam (it's Movember )

    1. Do you have ribbed gloves?
    2. If the hand doesn't fit, YOU MUST ACQUIT!
    3. I promise it won't hurt a bit
    4. *point to doodle and say "Don't.....fecken move!" http://noolmusic.com/videos/billy_connolly_prostate.php
    5. I love the smell of latex and K-Y in the morning. It smells like... victory
    6. Do I at least get a candle lit dinner or flowers first?
  • yellowled24
    yellowled24 Posts: 3,118
    Top Ten Things To Do (or say) during a Prostate Exam (it's Movember )

    1. Do you have ribbed gloves?
    2. If the hand doesn't fit, YOU MUST ACQUIT!
    3. I promise it won't hurt a bit
    4. *point to doodle and say "Don't.....fecken move!" http://noolmusic.com/videos/billy_connolly_prostate.php
    5. I love the smell of latex and K-Y in the morning. It smells like... victory
    6. Do I at least get a candle lit dinner or flowers first?
    7. Can you please push my stool in?
    "....and was very surprised to see that he didnt actually have a recipe for anus-ankle soup." - Big Ed
  • ozsmalltowngirl
    ozsmalltowngirl Posts: 14,362
    Top Ten Things To Do (or say) during a Prostate Exam (it's Movember )

    1. Do you have ribbed gloves?
    2. If the hand doesn't fit, YOU MUST ACQUIT!
    3. I promise it won't hurt a bit
    4. *point to doodle and say "Don't.....fecken move!" http://noolmusic.com/videos/billy_connolly_prostate.php
    5. I love the smell of latex and K-Y in the morning. It smells like... victory
    6. Do I at least get a candle lit dinner or flowers first?
    7. Can you please push my stool in?
    8. Do you want fries with that?
  • yellowled24
    yellowled24 Posts: 3,118
    Top Ten Things To Do (or say) during a Prostate Exam (it's Movember )

    1. Do you have ribbed gloves?
    2. If the hand doesn't fit, YOU MUST ACQUIT!
    3. I promise it won't hurt a bit
    4. *point to doodle and say "Don't.....fecken move!" http://noolmusic.com/videos/billy_connolly_prostate.php
    5. I love the smell of latex and K-Y in the morning. It smells like... victory
    6. Do I at least get a candle lit dinner or flowers first?
    7. Can you please push my stool in?
    8. Do you want fries with that?
    9. Have you ever heard of Grandpa's Sauce? :eek:
    "....and was very surprised to see that he didnt actually have a recipe for anus-ankle soup." - Big Ed
  • PJ_Saluki
    PJ_Saluki Posts: 1,006
    Top Ten Things To Do (or say) during a Prostate Exam (it's Movember )

    1. Do you have ribbed gloves?
    2. If the hand doesn't fit, YOU MUST ACQUIT!
    3. I promise it won't hurt a bit
    4. *point to doodle and say "Don't.....fecken move!" http://noolmusic.com/videos/billy_connolly_prostate.php
    5. I love the smell of latex and K-Y in the morning. It smells like... victory
    6. Do I at least get a candle lit dinner or flowers first?
    7. Can you please push my stool in?
    8. Do you want fries with that?
    9. Have you ever heard of Grandpa's Sauce?
    10. "Oh yeah! That's the spot!"
    "Almost all those politicians took money from Enron, and there they are holding hearings. That's like O.J. Simpson getting in the Rae Carruth jury pool." -- Charles Barkley
  • ozsmalltowngirl
    ozsmalltowngirl Posts: 14,362
    yellowled24 wrote:
    Top Ten Things To Do (or say) during a Prostate Exam (it's Movember )

    7. Can you please push my stool in?
    OMG! I laughed so much at this, I think I did a little bit of wee :D :eek: :o

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