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  • ozsmalltowngirl
    ozsmalltowngirl Posts: 14,362
    PJ_Saluki wrote:
    Top Ten Things To Do (or say) during a Prostate Exam (it's Movember )

    1. Do you have ribbed gloves?
    2. If the hand doesn't fit, YOU MUST ACQUIT!
    3. I promise it won't hurt a bit
    4. *point to doodle and say "Don't.....fecken move!" http://noolmusic.com/videos/billy_connolly_prostate.php
    5. I love the smell of latex and K-Y in the morning. It smells like... victory
    6. Do I at least get a candle lit dinner or flowers first?
    7. Can you please push my stool in?
    8. Do you want fries with that?
    9. Have you ever heard of Grandpa's Sauce?
    10. "Oh yeah! That's the spot!"
    It's your turn to start a new Top Ten, now :)
  • yellowled24
    yellowled24 Posts: 3,118
    ozsmalltowngirl wrote:
    OMG! I laughed so much at this, I think I did a little bit of wee :D :eek: :o
    psssssssssssssssssss ssssssssssssssssssss :eek: :o
    "....and was very surprised to see that he didnt actually have a recipe for anus-ankle soup." - Big Ed
  • E.K
    E.K New South Wales, Australia Posts: 7,726
    yellowled24 wrote:
    psssssssssssssssssss ssssssssssssssssssss :eek: :o

    zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

    So who's doing the next one?
    Sydney, Australia - March 12, 1998; Sydney, Australia - February 14, 2003; Sydney, Australia - November 8, 2006; Sydney, Australia - November 25, 2006;  Brisbane, Australia - November, 2009; Gold Coast, Australia - January, 2014, Gold Coast, Australia - November 2024

  • ZiggyStar
    ZiggyStar Posts: 14,328
    Top Ten Reasons to Hate Nicole Kidman

    1. Because her forehead is way too high and way too smooth and it annoys the hell out of me
    ★ 1995 - Brisbane ★ 1998 - Brisbane ★ 2003 - Brisbane ★ 2006 - Brisbane ★
    ★ 2009 - Sydney, Brisbane, Auckland, Christchurch ★
    ★ 2011 - EV Newcastle, Melbourne 1, Melbourne 2 ★
  • ozsmalltowngirl
    ozsmalltowngirl Posts: 14,362
    *waits for next Top Ten :confused: :(
  • yellowled24
    yellowled24 Posts: 3,118
    ozsmalltowngirl wrote:
    *waits for next Top Ten :confused: :(
    *crickets chirp*
    "....and was very surprised to see that he didnt actually have a recipe for anus-ankle soup." - Big Ed
  • Cocaine_Nosejob
    Cocaine_Nosejob Posts: 1,744
    Top Ten Reasons to Hate Nicole Kidman

    1. Because her forehead is way too high and way too smooth and it annoys the hell out of me
    2. Because she is from Australia and I am not
    "The customer...is always...an ASSHOLE"

    "The world fascinates me."

    "Doesn't mean that much to me, to mean that much to you"

  • ZiggyStar
    ZiggyStar Posts: 14,328
    Top Ten Reasons to Hate Nicole Kidman

    1. Because her forehead is way too high and way too smooth and it annoys the hell out of me
    2. Because she is from Australia and I am not
    3. Because she can't act for shit yet still gets paid $20 million a movie
    ★ 1995 - Brisbane ★ 1998 - Brisbane ★ 2003 - Brisbane ★ 2006 - Brisbane ★
    ★ 2009 - Sydney, Brisbane, Auckland, Christchurch ★
    ★ 2011 - EV Newcastle, Melbourne 1, Melbourne 2 ★
  • E.K
    E.K New South Wales, Australia Posts: 7,726
    Top Ten Reasons to Hate Nicole Kidman

    1. Because her forehead is way too high and way too smooth and it annoys the hell out of me
    2. Because she is from Australia and I am not
    3. Because she can't act for shit yet still gets paid $20 million a movie
    4. Because she called her daugher Sunday
    Sydney, Australia - March 12, 1998; Sydney, Australia - February 14, 2003; Sydney, Australia - November 8, 2006; Sydney, Australia - November 25, 2006;  Brisbane, Australia - November, 2009; Gold Coast, Australia - January, 2014, Gold Coast, Australia - November 2024

  • DonJon
    DonJon Posts: 5,089
    Top Ten Reasons to Hate Nicole Kidman

    1. Because her forehead is way too high and way too smooth and it annoys the hell out of me
    2. Because she is from Australia and I am not
    3. Because she can't act for shit yet still gets paid $20 million a movie
    4. Because she called her daugher Sunday
    5. She went out with Tom Scientology Cruise
    I'll ride the wave where it takes me.
  • E.K
    E.K New South Wales, Australia Posts: 7,726
    Top Ten Reasons to Hate Nicole Kidman

    1. Because her forehead is way too high and way too smooth and it annoys the hell out of me
    2. Because she is from Australia and I am not
    3. Because she can't act for shit yet still gets paid $20 million a movie
    4. Because she called her daugher Sunday
    5. She went out with Tom Scientology Cruise
    6. And then married him!
    Sydney, Australia - March 12, 1998; Sydney, Australia - February 14, 2003; Sydney, Australia - November 8, 2006; Sydney, Australia - November 25, 2006;  Brisbane, Australia - November, 2009; Gold Coast, Australia - January, 2014, Gold Coast, Australia - November 2024

  • vital5
    vital5 Posts: 5,486
    Cocaine_Nosejob wrote:
    Haha...have you seen Step Brothers?

    I can taste it...on my tongue. Is that....onions? And...ketchup? It's a small room...
    I did that to someone once... after eating a chilli dog from harry's Cafe de Wheels Wolloomooloo hehe

    poor guy... in a very small compartment of a ship too... lol..
    Actually i think that old boy is dead now :(
  • ozsmalltowngirl
    ozsmalltowngirl Posts: 14,362
    vital5 wrote:
    I did that to someone once... after eating a chilli dog from harry's Cafe de Wheels Wolloomooloo hehe

    poor guy... in a very small compartment of a ship too... lol
    "can anyone else smell smoke?"
    *everyone takes a deep sniff/smell

    :D Get's my kids every time :D
  • vital5
    vital5 Posts: 5,486
    Top Ten Reasons to Hate Nicole Kidman

    1. Because her forehead is way too high and way too smooth and it annoys the hell out of me
    2. Because she is from Australia and I am not
    3. Because she can't act for shit yet still gets paid $20 million a movie
    4. Because she called her daugher Sunday
    5. She went out with Tom Scientology Cruise
    6. And then married him!
    7. She a fucking Ginger... a.k.a. Ranga.... a.k.a. Carrot Top.. a hot one though :p
  • vital5
    vital5 Posts: 5,486
    Top Ten Things To Do (or say) during a Prostate Exam (it's Movember )

    11. I can't quite find it with my finger... can i stick my head up there and take a look around?
  • E.K
    E.K New South Wales, Australia Posts: 7,726
    vital5 wrote:
    I did that to someone once... after eating a chilli dog from harry's Cafe de Wheels Wolloomooloo hehe

    poor guy... in a very small compartment of a ship too... lol..
    Actually i think that old boy is dead now :(

    Aha! So you ARE gay! :p
    Sydney, Australia - March 12, 1998; Sydney, Australia - February 14, 2003; Sydney, Australia - November 8, 2006; Sydney, Australia - November 25, 2006;  Brisbane, Australia - November, 2009; Gold Coast, Australia - January, 2014, Gold Coast, Australia - November 2024

  • zenith
    zenith Posts: 3,191
    Top Ten Reasons to Hate Nicole Kidman

    1. Because her forehead is way too high and way too smooth and it annoys the hell out of me
    2. Because she is from Australia and I am not
    3. Because she can't act for shit yet still gets paid $20 million a movie
    4. Because she called her daugher Sunday
    5. She went out with Tom Scientology Cruise
    6. And then married him!
    7. She a fucking Ginger... a.k.a. Ranga.... a.k.a. Carrot Top.. a hot one though :p
    8. then she went and married keith urban
    impatience is a gift ........
  • zenith
    zenith Posts: 3,191
    vital5 wrote:
    Top Ten Things To Do (or say) during a Prostate Exam (it's Movember )

    11. I can't quite find it with my finger... can i stick my head up there and take a look around?

    11 comes AFTER 10 ....
    impatience is a gift ........
  • E.K
    E.K New South Wales, Australia Posts: 7,726
    Top Ten Reasons to Hate Nicole Kidman

    1. Because her forehead is way too high and way too smooth and it annoys the hell out of me
    2. Because she is from Australia and I am not
    3. Because she can't act for shit yet still gets paid $20 million a movie
    4. Because she called her daugher Sunday
    5. She went out with Tom Scientology Cruise
    6. And then married him!
    7. She a fucking Ginger... a.k.a. Ranga.... a.k.a. Carrot Top.. a hot one though :p
    8. then she went and married keith urban
    9. She looks anaemic
    Sydney, Australia - March 12, 1998; Sydney, Australia - February 14, 2003; Sydney, Australia - November 8, 2006; Sydney, Australia - November 25, 2006;  Brisbane, Australia - November, 2009; Gold Coast, Australia - January, 2014, Gold Coast, Australia - November 2024

  • yellowled24
    yellowled24 Posts: 3,118
    Top Ten Reasons to Hate Nicole Kidman

    1. Because her forehead is way too high and way too smooth and it annoys the hell out of me
    2. Because she is from Australia and I am not
    3. Because she can't act for shit yet still gets paid $20 million a movie
    4. Because she called her daugher Sunday
    5. She went out with Tom Scientology Cruise
    6. And then married him!
    7. She a fucking Ginger... a.k.a. Ranga.... a.k.a. Carrot Top.. a hot one though :p
    8. then she went and married keith urban
    9. She looks anaemic
    10. She makes more money than any of us put together.

    Next topic, im thinking about. Be back soon :D
    "....and was very surprised to see that he didnt actually have a recipe for anus-ankle soup." - Big Ed

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