Things that make you go HMMMMMMMM

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  • EvilMerlin
    EvilMerlin Posts: 1,865
    SENROCK! wrote:
    ohhhhh its 'sexxxy dan' ;)

    If a doctor suddenly died while doing surgery, would the other doctors work on the doctor or the patient?

    Depends on who has an Organ Donor's sticker.
  • SENROCK
    SENROCK Posts: 10,736
    StateOfLoveBoatCptn. wrote:
    AND WHY YELL 'HEAD'S UP' WHEN SOMEONE ISN'T LOOKING?...SHOULDN'T YOU REALLY BE WARNING 'EM TO PUT THEIR HEAD DOWN?
    Why is it that when people want to know the time, they point to their wrist but when they gotta WIZ, they ASK for a bathroom? shouldnt they point to their crotch?
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  • SENROCK
    SENROCK Posts: 10,736
    EvilMerlin wrote:
    Depends on who has an Organ Donor's sticker.
    Why do we sing "Rock a bye baby" to lull our little ones to sleep when the song is about putting your baby in a tree and letting the wind crash the cradle to the ground?
    ~~~~~~ALWAYS HAVE A GOOD TIME~~~~~~
    Sir Mike McCready is....THE MASTER!!! WAHHH!!!
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  • EvilMerlin
    EvilMerlin Posts: 1,865
    SENROCK! wrote:
    Why is it that when people want to know the time, they point to their wrist but when they gotta WIZ, they ASK for a bathroom? shouldnt they point to their crotch?

    Because you never know when the Mods of the world will be out there. And you don't want to offend them.
  • eyedclaar
    eyedclaar Posts: 6,980
    SENROCK! wrote:
    ohhhhh its 'sexxxy dan' ;)

    If a doctor suddenly died while doing surgery, would the other doctors work on the doctor or the patient?


    Haha... No sexier than a shaved sloth, which I think we all know, IS pretty sexy.
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  • EvilMerlin
    EvilMerlin Posts: 1,865
    SENROCK! wrote:
    Why do we sing "Rock a bye baby" to lull our little ones to sleep when the song is about putting your baby in a tree and letting the wind crash the cradle to the ground?

    Either way...the parent just wants them knocked out. :eek:
  • Lukin66
    Lukin66 Posts: 3,063
    EvilMerlin wrote:
    Either way...the parent just wants them knocked out. :eek:
    That's what jack daniels is for though
    deep, deep blue of the morning
    gets to me every time
  • SENROCK
    SENROCK Posts: 10,736
    Lukin66 wrote:
    That's what jack daniels is for though
    oooooooh thats my main dude right there!
    ~~~~~~ALWAYS HAVE A GOOD TIME~~~~~~
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  • PJPixie
    PJPixie Posts: 3,026
    eyedclaar wrote:
    Yeah, but you couldn't see anything. She is a tease like I always expected...

    She posted another that you can actually see :D
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  • EvilMerlin
    EvilMerlin Posts: 1,865
    Lukin66 wrote:
    That's what jack daniels is for though

    Very true...but some parents think they have morals and leave the Jack for themselves. But we all know it's the same any which way you do it!
  • SENROCK
    SENROCK Posts: 10,736
    EvilMerlin wrote:
    Because you never know when the Mods of the world will be out there. And you don't want to offend them.
    Why do we say we're head over heels when we're happy? Isn't that the way we normally are?
    ~~~~~~ALWAYS HAVE A GOOD TIME~~~~~~
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    EVENFLOW PSYCHOS H.N.I.C~FEEL THE FLOW!!!

    "Pearl Jam fans are obsessed, they'd see the boys in HELL if tickets were sold."-CROJAM95

    It takes balls to put out a UKE album!
  • SENROCK
    SENROCK Posts: 10,736
    eyedclaar wrote:
    Haha... No sexier than a shaved sloth, which I think we all know, IS pretty sexy.
    sexxxy.
    Why do sleeping pills have warning labels that state :'Caution: May Cause Drowsiness?


    Do nudists have pin-ups of people with clothes on?
    ~~~~~~ALWAYS HAVE A GOOD TIME~~~~~~
    Sir Mike McCready is....THE MASTER!!! WAHHH!!!
    EVENFLOW PSYCHOS H.N.I.C~FEEL THE FLOW!!!

    "Pearl Jam fans are obsessed, they'd see the boys in HELL if tickets were sold."-CROJAM95

    It takes balls to put out a UKE album!
  • EvilMerlin
    EvilMerlin Posts: 1,865
    SENROCK! wrote:
    sexxxy.
    Why do sleeping pills have warning labels that state :'Caution: May Cause Drowsiness?


    Do nudists have pin-ups of people with clothes on?

    Because they're just explaining the process.

    Nope, nudists have nude pictures up too. They're just living life right. :p

    Head over heels because if your heels are over your head, you're just in lust!
  • Lukin66
    Lukin66 Posts: 3,063
    EvilMerlin wrote:

    Head over heels because if you're heels are over your head, you're just in lust!
    haha, wiseass
    deep, deep blue of the morning
    gets to me every time
  • SENROCK
    SENROCK Posts: 10,736
    EvilMerlin wrote:
    Because they're just explaining the process.

    Nope, nudists have nude pictures up too. They're just living life right. :p

    Head over heels because if you're heels are over your head, you're just in lust!
    If there's a wheelchair-bound comedian, is it still called "stand-up"?
    ~~~~~~ALWAYS HAVE A GOOD TIME~~~~~~
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    EVENFLOW PSYCHOS H.N.I.C~FEEL THE FLOW!!!

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    It takes balls to put out a UKE album!
  • EvilMerlin
    EvilMerlin Posts: 1,865
    Lukin66 wrote:
    haha, wiseass

    hehe sorry! :p
    SENROCK! wrote:
    If there's a wheelchair-bound comedian, is it still called "stand-up"?

    Are you on a George Carlin website or something? :D
  • Lukin66
    Lukin66 Posts: 3,063
    SENROCK! wrote:
    If there's a wheelchair-bound comedian, is it still called "stand-up"?
    he may not be wheelchair bound, but I call him Jim Swanson
    deep, deep blue of the morning
    gets to me every time
  • EvilMerlin
    EvilMerlin Posts: 1,865
    Lukin66 wrote:
    he may not be wheelchair bound, but I call him Jim Swanson

    It may not be stand-up, but he'll definitely get you rolling.
  • SENROCK
    SENROCK Posts: 10,736
    Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?
    ~~~~~~ALWAYS HAVE A GOOD TIME~~~~~~
    Sir Mike McCready is....THE MASTER!!! WAHHH!!!
    EVENFLOW PSYCHOS H.N.I.C~FEEL THE FLOW!!!

    "Pearl Jam fans are obsessed, they'd see the boys in HELL if tickets were sold."-CROJAM95

    It takes balls to put out a UKE album!
  • Lukin66
    Lukin66 Posts: 3,063
    SENROCK! wrote:
    Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?
    why do people put empty milk cartons/cereal boxes back when they've eaten everything?
    deep, deep blue of the morning
    gets to me every time

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