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  • EvilMerlinEvilMerlin Posts: 1,865
    cutback wrote:
    well yes but i wouldn't want to offend anyone...remember this is an "all ages" forum ;) :rolleyes: :)

    Edited now! haha. Very true. But you know...people don't start that business until they're at least 18! And in most cases 21. :rolleyes:
  • PJPixiePJPixie Posts: 3,026
    SENROCK! wrote:
    me too! :( (thanks!) This one was my fave first!

    If they have angel food cake on earth, do they have people food cake in heaven?

    THEREISNOWAPICTUREOFSENROCKONTHISFUCKINGBOARDTHATSHEPOSTEDHERSELF!!!!
    The best use of Life is Love.
    The best expression of Love is Time.
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  • EvilMerlinEvilMerlin Posts: 1,865
    SENROCK! wrote:
    You know the signs on restaurant doors? No Shirt, No Shoes, No Service? what if someone goes in with No Pants? Would the restaurant still have to serve them?

    If I did that, they'd definitely be serving me! HEYOOOOOO! :p

    Slow down homie! The post timer won't let me answer fast enough! :p
  • EvilMerlinEvilMerlin Posts: 1,865
    SENROCK! wrote:
    ohhhhhhh SNAP!!!!! :eek:

    Do they call a fortune teller who cant see a "blind seer"?

    Nope, just a blind fortune teller.
  • SENROCKSENROCK Posts: 10,736
    EvilMerlin wrote:
    If I did that, they'd definitely be serving me! HEYOOOOOO! :p

    Slow down homie! The post timer won't let me answer fast enough! :p

    did i hear some Bret Michaels HEYOOOOOO ing up in here?

    If an African elephant comes to America, is it an African-American elephant?
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  • StateOfLoveBoatCptn.StateOfLoveBoatCptn. Posts: 904
    SENROCK! wrote:
    Why is it that if someone yells "duck" they are helping you, but if they yell "chicken" they are insulting you?
    AND WHY YELL 'HEAD'S UP' WHEN SOMEONE ISN'T LOOKING?...SHOULDN'T YOU REALLY BE WARNING 'EM TO PUT THEIR HEAD DOWN?
  • EvilMerlinEvilMerlin Posts: 1,865
    SENROCK! wrote:
    If you fart and burp at the same time, would it make a vacuum in your tummy?

    From my experiences...no. It just instantly relaxes everything after an initial stretch.
  • eyedclaareyedclaar Posts: 6,980
    PJPixie wrote:
    THEREISNOWAPICTUREOFSENROCKONTHISFUCKINGBOARDTHATSHEPOSTEDHERSELF!!!!


    Yeah, but you couldn't see anything. She is a tease like I always expected...
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  • SENROCKSENROCK Posts: 10,736
    eyedclaar wrote:
    Yeah, but you couldn't see anything. She is a tease like I always expected...
    ohhhhh its 'sexxxy dan' ;)

    If a doctor suddenly died while doing surgery, would the other doctors work on the doctor or the patient?
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  • EvilMerlinEvilMerlin Posts: 1,865
    SENROCK! wrote:
    did i hear some Bret Michaels HEYOOOOOO ing up in here?

    If an African elephant comes to America, is it an African-American elephant?

    You can't take the African out of the elephant, and you can't put any American in it either.
  • EvilMerlinEvilMerlin Posts: 1,865
    SENROCK! wrote:
    ohhhhh its 'sexxxy dan' ;)

    If a doctor suddenly died while doing surgery, would the other doctors work on the doctor or the patient?

    Depends on who has an Organ Donor's sticker.
  • SENROCKSENROCK Posts: 10,736
    StateOfLoveBoatCptn. wrote:
    AND WHY YELL 'HEAD'S UP' WHEN SOMEONE ISN'T LOOKING?...SHOULDN'T YOU REALLY BE WARNING 'EM TO PUT THEIR HEAD DOWN?
    Why is it that when people want to know the time, they point to their wrist but when they gotta WIZ, they ASK for a bathroom? shouldnt they point to their crotch?
    ~~~~~~ALWAYS HAVE A GOOD TIME~~~~~~
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  • SENROCKSENROCK Posts: 10,736
    EvilMerlin wrote:
    Depends on who has an Organ Donor's sticker.
    Why do we sing "Rock a bye baby" to lull our little ones to sleep when the song is about putting your baby in a tree and letting the wind crash the cradle to the ground?
    ~~~~~~ALWAYS HAVE A GOOD TIME~~~~~~
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  • EvilMerlinEvilMerlin Posts: 1,865
    SENROCK! wrote:
    Why is it that when people want to know the time, they point to their wrist but when they gotta WIZ, they ASK for a bathroom? shouldnt they point to their crotch?

    Because you never know when the Mods of the world will be out there. And you don't want to offend them.
  • eyedclaareyedclaar Posts: 6,980
    SENROCK! wrote:
    ohhhhh its 'sexxxy dan' ;)

    If a doctor suddenly died while doing surgery, would the other doctors work on the doctor or the patient?


    Haha... No sexier than a shaved sloth, which I think we all know, IS pretty sexy.
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  • EvilMerlinEvilMerlin Posts: 1,865
    SENROCK! wrote:
    Why do we sing "Rock a bye baby" to lull our little ones to sleep when the song is about putting your baby in a tree and letting the wind crash the cradle to the ground?

    Either way...the parent just wants them knocked out. :eek:
  • Lukin66Lukin66 Posts: 3,063
    EvilMerlin wrote:
    Either way...the parent just wants them knocked out. :eek:
    That's what jack daniels is for though
    deep, deep blue of the morning
    gets to me every time
  • SENROCKSENROCK Posts: 10,736
    Lukin66 wrote:
    That's what jack daniels is for though
    oooooooh thats my main dude right there!
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  • PJPixiePJPixie Posts: 3,026
    eyedclaar wrote:
    Yeah, but you couldn't see anything. She is a tease like I always expected...

    She posted another that you can actually see :D
    The best use of Life is Love.
    The best expression of Love is Time.
    The best time to Love is Now.


    I'm never as good as when you're there.........
  • EvilMerlinEvilMerlin Posts: 1,865
    Lukin66 wrote:
    That's what jack daniels is for though

    Very true...but some parents think they have morals and leave the Jack for themselves. But we all know it's the same any which way you do it!
  • SENROCKSENROCK Posts: 10,736
    EvilMerlin wrote:
    Because you never know when the Mods of the world will be out there. And you don't want to offend them.
    Why do we say we're head over heels when we're happy? Isn't that the way we normally are?
    ~~~~~~ALWAYS HAVE A GOOD TIME~~~~~~
    Sir Mike McCready is....THE MASTER!!! WAHHH!!!
    EVENFLOW PSYCHOS H.N.I.C~FEEL THE FLOW!!!

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    It takes balls to put out a UKE album!
  • SENROCKSENROCK Posts: 10,736
    eyedclaar wrote:
    Haha... No sexier than a shaved sloth, which I think we all know, IS pretty sexy.
    sexxxy.
    Why do sleeping pills have warning labels that state :'Caution: May Cause Drowsiness?


    Do nudists have pin-ups of people with clothes on?
    ~~~~~~ALWAYS HAVE A GOOD TIME~~~~~~
    Sir Mike McCready is....THE MASTER!!! WAHHH!!!
    EVENFLOW PSYCHOS H.N.I.C~FEEL THE FLOW!!!

    "Pearl Jam fans are obsessed, they'd see the boys in HELL if tickets were sold."-CROJAM95

    It takes balls to put out a UKE album!
  • EvilMerlinEvilMerlin Posts: 1,865
    SENROCK! wrote:
    sexxxy.
    Why do sleeping pills have warning labels that state :'Caution: May Cause Drowsiness?


    Do nudists have pin-ups of people with clothes on?

    Because they're just explaining the process.

    Nope, nudists have nude pictures up too. They're just living life right. :p

    Head over heels because if your heels are over your head, you're just in lust!
  • Lukin66Lukin66 Posts: 3,063
    EvilMerlin wrote:

    Head over heels because if you're heels are over your head, you're just in lust!
    haha, wiseass
    deep, deep blue of the morning
    gets to me every time
  • SENROCKSENROCK Posts: 10,736
    EvilMerlin wrote:
    Because they're just explaining the process.

    Nope, nudists have nude pictures up too. They're just living life right. :p

    Head over heels because if you're heels are over your head, you're just in lust!
    If there's a wheelchair-bound comedian, is it still called "stand-up"?
    ~~~~~~ALWAYS HAVE A GOOD TIME~~~~~~
    Sir Mike McCready is....THE MASTER!!! WAHHH!!!
    EVENFLOW PSYCHOS H.N.I.C~FEEL THE FLOW!!!

    "Pearl Jam fans are obsessed, they'd see the boys in HELL if tickets were sold."-CROJAM95

    It takes balls to put out a UKE album!
  • EvilMerlinEvilMerlin Posts: 1,865
    Lukin66 wrote:
    haha, wiseass

    hehe sorry! :p
    SENROCK! wrote:
    If there's a wheelchair-bound comedian, is it still called "stand-up"?

    Are you on a George Carlin website or something? :D
  • Lukin66Lukin66 Posts: 3,063
    SENROCK! wrote:
    If there's a wheelchair-bound comedian, is it still called "stand-up"?
    he may not be wheelchair bound, but I call him Jim Swanson
    deep, deep blue of the morning
    gets to me every time
  • EvilMerlinEvilMerlin Posts: 1,865
    Lukin66 wrote:
    he may not be wheelchair bound, but I call him Jim Swanson

    It may not be stand-up, but he'll definitely get you rolling.
  • SENROCKSENROCK Posts: 10,736
    Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?
    ~~~~~~ALWAYS HAVE A GOOD TIME~~~~~~
    Sir Mike McCready is....THE MASTER!!! WAHHH!!!
    EVENFLOW PSYCHOS H.N.I.C~FEEL THE FLOW!!!

    "Pearl Jam fans are obsessed, they'd see the boys in HELL if tickets were sold."-CROJAM95

    It takes balls to put out a UKE album!
  • Lukin66Lukin66 Posts: 3,063
    SENROCK! wrote:
    Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?
    why do people put empty milk cartons/cereal boxes back when they've eaten everything?
    deep, deep blue of the morning
    gets to me every time
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