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  • norm
    norm Posts: 31,146
    SENROCK! wrote:
    TRUE love =this!

    i really love that pic :o
  • SENROCK
    SENROCK Posts: 10,736
    cutback wrote:
    why do people say "take a pee" don't you leave a pee.....taking a pee sounds like you're going on a date
    Why is it that if someone yells "duck" they are helping you, but if they yell "chicken" they are insulting you?
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  • EvilMerlin
    EvilMerlin Posts: 1,865
    cutback wrote:
    why do people say "take a pee" don't you leave a pee.....taking a pee sounds like you're going on a date

    CB's got my back! Good lookin' out. :)
  • EvilMerlin
    EvilMerlin Posts: 1,865
    SENROCK! wrote:
    Why is it that if someone yells "duck" they are helping you, but if they yell "chicken" they are insulting you?

    Because ducks are cooler and got your back. Chicken's are little shits that run from anything.
  • norm
    norm Posts: 31,146
    EvilMerlin wrote:
    Same thing goes for #2.

    That's why I always say, I must go urinate!

    well yes but i wouldn't want to offend anyone...remember this is an "all ages" forum ;) :rolleyes: :)
  • SENROCK
    SENROCK Posts: 10,736
    cutback wrote:
    i really love that pic :o
    me too! :( (thanks!) This one was my fave first!

    If they have angel food cake on earth, do they have people food cake in heaven?
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  • smarchee
    smarchee Windsor, Ontario Posts: 14,539
    when and why did it become socially acceptable to call people named Richard Dick ?
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  • SENROCK
    SENROCK Posts: 10,736
    EvilMerlin wrote:
    Same thing goes for #2.

    That's why I always say, I must go urinate!
    If you fart and burp at the same time, would it make a vacuum in your tummy?
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  • SENROCK
    SENROCK Posts: 10,736
    cutback wrote:
    well yes but i wouldn't want to offend anyone...remember this is an "all ages" forum ;) :rolleyes: :)
    ohhhhhhh SNAP!!!!! :eek:

    Do they call a fortune teller who cant see a "blind seer"?
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  • SENROCK
    SENROCK Posts: 10,736
    smarchee wrote:
    when and why did it become socially acceptable to call people named Richard Dick ?
    You know the signs on restaurant doors? No Shirt, No Shoes, No Service? what if someone goes in with No Pants? Would the restaurant still have to serve them?
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  • EvilMerlin
    EvilMerlin Posts: 1,865
    cutback wrote:
    well yes but i wouldn't want to offend anyone...remember this is an "all ages" forum ;) :rolleyes: :)

    Edited now! haha. Very true. But you know...people don't start that business until they're at least 18! And in most cases 21. :rolleyes:
  • PJPixie
    PJPixie Posts: 3,026
    SENROCK! wrote:
    me too! :( (thanks!) This one was my fave first!

    If they have angel food cake on earth, do they have people food cake in heaven?

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  • EvilMerlin
    EvilMerlin Posts: 1,865
    SENROCK! wrote:
    You know the signs on restaurant doors? No Shirt, No Shoes, No Service? what if someone goes in with No Pants? Would the restaurant still have to serve them?

    If I did that, they'd definitely be serving me! HEYOOOOOO! :p

    Slow down homie! The post timer won't let me answer fast enough! :p
  • EvilMerlin
    EvilMerlin Posts: 1,865
    SENROCK! wrote:
    ohhhhhhh SNAP!!!!! :eek:

    Do they call a fortune teller who cant see a "blind seer"?

    Nope, just a blind fortune teller.
  • SENROCK
    SENROCK Posts: 10,736
    EvilMerlin wrote:
    If I did that, they'd definitely be serving me! HEYOOOOOO! :p

    Slow down homie! The post timer won't let me answer fast enough! :p

    did i hear some Bret Michaels HEYOOOOOO ing up in here?

    If an African elephant comes to America, is it an African-American elephant?
    ~~~~~~ALWAYS HAVE A GOOD TIME~~~~~~
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    EVENFLOW PSYCHOS H.N.I.C~FEEL THE FLOW!!!

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    It takes balls to put out a UKE album!
  • StateOfLoveBoatCptn.
    StateOfLoveBoatCptn. Posts: 904
    SENROCK! wrote:
    Why is it that if someone yells "duck" they are helping you, but if they yell "chicken" they are insulting you?
    AND WHY YELL 'HEAD'S UP' WHEN SOMEONE ISN'T LOOKING?...SHOULDN'T YOU REALLY BE WARNING 'EM TO PUT THEIR HEAD DOWN?
  • EvilMerlin
    EvilMerlin Posts: 1,865
    SENROCK! wrote:
    If you fart and burp at the same time, would it make a vacuum in your tummy?

    From my experiences...no. It just instantly relaxes everything after an initial stretch.
  • eyedclaar
    eyedclaar Posts: 6,980
    PJPixie wrote:
    THEREISNOWAPICTUREOFSENROCKONTHISFUCKINGBOARDTHATSHEPOSTEDHERSELF!!!!


    Yeah, but you couldn't see anything. She is a tease like I always expected...
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  • SENROCK
    SENROCK Posts: 10,736
    eyedclaar wrote:
    Yeah, but you couldn't see anything. She is a tease like I always expected...
    ohhhhh its 'sexxxy dan' ;)

    If a doctor suddenly died while doing surgery, would the other doctors work on the doctor or the patient?
    ~~~~~~ALWAYS HAVE A GOOD TIME~~~~~~
    Sir Mike McCready is....THE MASTER!!! WAHHH!!!
    EVENFLOW PSYCHOS H.N.I.C~FEEL THE FLOW!!!

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    It takes balls to put out a UKE album!
  • EvilMerlin
    EvilMerlin Posts: 1,865
    SENROCK! wrote:
    did i hear some Bret Michaels HEYOOOOOO ing up in here?

    If an African elephant comes to America, is it an African-American elephant?

    You can't take the African out of the elephant, and you can't put any American in it either.

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