Things that make you go HMMMMMMMM

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  • Lukin66Lukin66 Posts: 3,063
    HOOKER wrote:
    Why does the Ice from my department refrigerator smell like garlic?

    hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
    MINE TOO!
    wtf.... maybe freezer-dwelling garlic gnomes?
    deep, deep blue of the morning
    gets to me every time
  • HOOKERHOOKER Posts: 1,443
    Lukin66 wrote:
    MINE TOO!
    wtf.... maybe freezer-dwelling garlic gnomes?

    hehe.. I dont know man but its nasty. I had garlic flavored water. Ew.
    Nice to know you.
  • LizardLizard So Cal Posts: 12,091
    how come people say "heads up" when a ball is hit high in the air. I mean... I don't want to get hit in the FACE with it!!! It should be Heads DOWN!!!

    :p
    So I'll just lie down and wait for the dream
    Where I'm not ugly and you're lookin' at me
  • EvilMerlinEvilMerlin Posts: 1,865
    Lizard wrote:
    how come people say "heads up" when a ball is hit high in the air. I mean... I don't want to get hit in the FACE with it!!! It should be Heads DOWN!!!

    :p

    They're usually talking to me. I'm so tall that I move my head up to avoid getting hit in the chin.
  • eyedclaareyedclaar Posts: 6,980
    HOOKER wrote:
    hehe.. I dont know man but its nasty. I had garlic flavored water. Ew.


    Alright, scratch that off of my list of products to design and market... Thought that would be a sure-fire success...
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  • SENROCKSENROCK Posts: 10,736
    eyedclaar wrote:
    Somehow it was SEN's fault... but then again, I've pretty much started to blame her for most of the world's problems...
    ure lucky youre sexxxy.
    When Atheists go to Court, they can't swear on the bible, can they?
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  • HOOKERHOOKER Posts: 1,443
    eyedclaar wrote:
    Alright, scratch that off of my list of products to design and market... Thought that would be a sure-fire success...


    LOL. Im bored damnit!
    Nice to know you.
  • SENROCKSENROCK Posts: 10,736
    HOOKER wrote:
    Why does the Ice from my department refrigerator smell like garlic?

    hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

    oh BOY do i have the answer to THAT!!!!!!!! I am SQUEELING cuz i REALLY wanna say it!!!!!!!!

    ~~~~~~ALWAYS HAVE A GOOD TIME~~~~~~
    Sir Mike McCready is....THE MASTER!!! WAHHH!!!
    EVENFLOW PSYCHOS H.N.I.C~FEEL THE FLOW!!!

    "Pearl Jam fans are obsessed, they'd see the boys in HELL if tickets were sold."-CROJAM95

    It takes balls to put out a UKE album!
  • HOOKERHOOKER Posts: 1,443
    Is eyedclaar sexy? I wanna see a pic.. please.
    Nice to know you.
  • SENROCKSENROCK Posts: 10,736
    Waxing is so much easier SEN :p

    And YES I am mad at you! :mad:

    THAT made go HMMMMMMMMMMMM :p

    you CANT be madd at me!!!!!

    Could someone be addicted to counseling? If so, how would you treat them?
    ~~~~~~ALWAYS HAVE A GOOD TIME~~~~~~
    Sir Mike McCready is....THE MASTER!!! WAHHH!!!
    EVENFLOW PSYCHOS H.N.I.C~FEEL THE FLOW!!!

    "Pearl Jam fans are obsessed, they'd see the boys in HELL if tickets were sold."-CROJAM95

    It takes balls to put out a UKE album!
  • libragirllibragirl Posts: 4,632
    SENROCK! wrote:
    oh BOY do i have the answer to THAT!!!!!!!! I am SQUEELING cuz i REALLY wanna say it!!!!!!!!

    say it!
    These cuts are leaving creases. Trace the scars to fit the pieces, to tell the story, you don't need to say a word.
  • HOOKERHOOKER Posts: 1,443
    SENROCK! wrote:
    oh BOY do i have the answer to THAT!!!!!!!! I am SQUEELING cuz i REALLY wanna say it!!!!!!!!



    say it.
    Nice to know you.
  • EvilMerlinEvilMerlin Posts: 1,865
    say it!
  • eyedclaareyedclaar Posts: 6,980
    HOOKER wrote:
    Is eyedclaar sexy? I wanna see a pic.. please.

    As a completely unbiased observer, I'd say he's damn sexy. Of course, I'm straight, so don't tell him I said that...
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  • SENROCKSENROCK Posts: 10,736
    Lizard wrote:
    how come people say "heads up" when a ball is hit high in the air. I mean... I don't want to get hit in the FACE with it!!! It should be Heads DOWN!!!

    :p
    Why when people ask you "what three things would you bring with you on a desert island?" no one ever replies, "A BOAT"?
    ~~~~~~ALWAYS HAVE A GOOD TIME~~~~~~
    Sir Mike McCready is....THE MASTER!!! WAHHH!!!
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    It takes balls to put out a UKE album!
  • SENROCKSENROCK Posts: 10,736
    eyedclaar wrote:
    As a completely unbiased observer, I'd say he's damn sexy. Of course, I'm straight, so don't tell him I said that...

    VERY. ;)

    Why are elderly people often called "old people" but children are never called "new people"?
    ~~~~~~ALWAYS HAVE A GOOD TIME~~~~~~
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    EVENFLOW PSYCHOS H.N.I.C~FEEL THE FLOW!!!

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    It takes balls to put out a UKE album!
  • libragirllibragirl Posts: 4,632
    eyedclaar wrote:
    As a completely unbiased observer, I'd say he's damn sexy. Of course, I'm straight, so don't tell him I said that...

    too bad the picture thread is closed :D
    These cuts are leaving creases. Trace the scars to fit the pieces, to tell the story, you don't need to say a word.
  • SENROCKSENROCK Posts: 10,736
    libragirl wrote:
    too bad the picture thread is closed :D
    Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale?
    ~~~~~~ALWAYS HAVE A GOOD TIME~~~~~~
    Sir Mike McCready is....THE MASTER!!! WAHHH!!!
    EVENFLOW PSYCHOS H.N.I.C~FEEL THE FLOW!!!

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    It takes balls to put out a UKE album!
  • HOOKERHOOKER Posts: 1,443
    Why is it that when I want to use the printer.. its always out of paper?
    Nice to know you.
  • libragirllibragirl Posts: 4,632
    SENROCK! wrote:
    Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale?

    ha....every holiday at least..memorial day is a big mattress sale day.
    These cuts are leaving creases. Trace the scars to fit the pieces, to tell the story, you don't need to say a word.
  • Phantom PainPhantom Pain Posts: 9,876
    My drinking team has a hockey problem

    The ONLY thing better than a glass of beer is tea with Miss McGill



    A protuberance of flesh above the waistband of a tight pair of trousers
  • SENROCKSENROCK Posts: 10,736
    HOOKER wrote:
    Why is it that when I want to use the printer.. its always out of paper?

    Why does it say do not use before work with heavy machinery on the back of childrens tylenol?
    ~~~~~~ALWAYS HAVE A GOOD TIME~~~~~~
    Sir Mike McCready is....THE MASTER!!! WAHHH!!!
    EVENFLOW PSYCHOS H.N.I.C~FEEL THE FLOW!!!

    "Pearl Jam fans are obsessed, they'd see the boys in HELL if tickets were sold."-CROJAM95

    It takes balls to put out a UKE album!
  • LizardLizard So Cal Posts: 12,091
    HOOKER wrote:
    Why is it that when I want to use the printer.. its always out of paper?

    that's easy.
    cause you didn't add any!!!!
    So I'll just lie down and wait for the dream
    Where I'm not ugly and you're lookin' at me
  • HOOKERHOOKER Posts: 1,443
    why why why why....
    Nice to know you.
  • libragirllibragirl Posts: 4,632
    how about this oxymoron: jumbo shrimp.
    These cuts are leaving creases. Trace the scars to fit the pieces, to tell the story, you don't need to say a word.
  • HOOKERHOOKER Posts: 1,443
    Why when I tried to use my stapler... it didnt have staples?

    Hey lizard.. whats crackin?
    Nice to know you.
  • Lukin66Lukin66 Posts: 3,063
    Why does my booze keep disappearing when I'm the only one in the house? hmmmm.....
    deep, deep blue of the morning
    gets to me every time
  • libragirllibragirl Posts: 4,632
    Lukin66 wrote:
    Why does my booze keep disappearing when I'm the only one in the house? hmmmm.....

    blackouts?
    These cuts are leaving creases. Trace the scars to fit the pieces, to tell the story, you don't need to say a word.
  • SENROCKSENROCK Posts: 10,736
    HOOKER wrote:
    Why when I tried to use my stapler... it didnt have staples?

    Hey lizard.. whats crackin?
    If mirrors need light to work, what happens if you put night vision goggles on in the dark and look at a mirror?
    ~~~~~~ALWAYS HAVE A GOOD TIME~~~~~~
    Sir Mike McCready is....THE MASTER!!! WAHHH!!!
    EVENFLOW PSYCHOS H.N.I.C~FEEL THE FLOW!!!

    "Pearl Jam fans are obsessed, they'd see the boys in HELL if tickets were sold."-CROJAM95

    It takes balls to put out a UKE album!
  • SENROCKSENROCK Posts: 10,736
    HOOKER wrote:
    why why why why....
    dammit i wanna answer your former question soooooooooooooooo badd!!!!!! ahhhhh!!!! If you know me at ALL you will KNOW my answer!!!!
    ~~~~~~ALWAYS HAVE A GOOD TIME~~~~~~
    Sir Mike McCready is....THE MASTER!!! WAHHH!!!
    EVENFLOW PSYCHOS H.N.I.C~FEEL THE FLOW!!!

    "Pearl Jam fans are obsessed, they'd see the boys in HELL if tickets were sold."-CROJAM95

    It takes balls to put out a UKE album!
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