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Things that make you go HMMMMMMMM

HOOKERHOOKER Posts: 1,443
edited August 2008 in All Encompassing Trip
Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them??? HMMMMMM?????
Nice to know you.
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  • RygarRygar Posts: 8,689
    There's a song I didn't need playing in my head...
  • blackredyellowblackredyellow Posts: 5,889
    At the bank, why do they leave the vault door hanging open, but chain the pens to the counter?
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  • HOOKERHOOKER Posts: 1,443
    Rygar wrote:
    There's a song I didn't need playing in my head...

    yeah well.. deal with it.
    Nice to know you.
  • libragirllibragirl Posts: 4,632
    This is an old one..but why do you drive on the parkway and park on a driveway? :p
    These cuts are leaving creases. Trace the scars to fit the pieces, to tell the story, you don't need to say a word.
  • Phantom PainPhantom Pain Posts: 9,876
    Does a person with no arms need deodorant ? HMMMMMMMMM
    My drinking team has a hockey problem

    The ONLY thing better than a glass of beer is tea with Miss McGill



    A protuberance of flesh above the waistband of a tight pair of trousers
  • HOOKERHOOKER Posts: 1,443
    Phantom Pain wrote:
    Does a person with no arms need deodorant ? HMMMMMMMMM


    hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
    Nice to know you.
  • Phantom PainPhantom Pain Posts: 9,876
    HOOKER wrote:
    hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

    Hummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
    My drinking team has a hockey problem

    The ONLY thing better than a glass of beer is tea with Miss McGill



    A protuberance of flesh above the waistband of a tight pair of trousers
  • eyedclaareyedclaar Posts: 6,980
    HOOKER wrote:
    Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them??? HMMMMMM?????


    How have you not been banned yet, you dirty lil' sex talker? That's what makes me go HMMMMMMMMMM?

    *This is not an attempt to steer this thread into the gutter although if it finds itself there, I will be waiting.
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  • HOOKERHOOKER Posts: 1,443
    eyedclaar wrote:
    How have you not been banned yet, you dirty lil' sex talker? That's what makes me go HMMMMMMMMMM?

    *This is not an attempt to steer this thread into the gutter although if it finds itself there, I will be waiting.


    I've been banned years ago.. and I dont want it to happen again.
    Sex talker? Whatever do you Mean??????? :)
    Nice to know you.
  • libragirllibragirl Posts: 4,632
    HOOKER wrote:
    I've been banned years ago.. and I dont want it to happen again.
    Sex talker? Whatever do you Mean??????? :)

    wow..so you can come back after being permanently banned?
    These cuts are leaving creases. Trace the scars to fit the pieces, to tell the story, you don't need to say a word.
  • eyedclaareyedclaar Posts: 6,980
    HOOKER wrote:
    I've been banned years ago.. and I dont want it to happen again.
    Sex talker? Whatever do you Mean??????? :)


    Yes, I must have you mistaken for someone else. Mods, leave HOOKER alone; she is as pristine as a golden-haired maiden sitting next to a unicorn in a giant field of orchids.
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  • HOOKERHOOKER Posts: 1,443
    libragirl wrote:
    wow..so you can come back after being permanently banned?


    Hmm.. i dont know if I should be talking about this.. but yeah i got banned like 5 years ago or so.. I just created a new email account and stuff.
    I was banned for calling someone a skank... can you believe that?
    Nice to know you.
  • HOOKERHOOKER Posts: 1,443
    eyedclaar wrote:
    Yes, I must have you mistaken for someone else. Mods, leave HOOKER alone; she is as pristine as a golden-haired maiden sitting next to a unicorn in a giant field of orchids.


    ^ that makes me go hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
    Nice to know you.
  • EvilMerlinEvilMerlin Posts: 1,865
    Sen was right....

    *hangs head in shame*
  • libragirllibragirl Posts: 4,632
    HOOKER wrote:
    Hmm.. i dont know if I should be talking about this.. but yeah i got banned like 5 years ago or so.. I just created a new email account and stuff.
    I was banned for calling someone a skank... can you believe that?

    Yeah I know..this probably shouldn't be discussed. Was the "skank" a board member :p? I believe it...

    But don't get yourself banned again, I like you..you add some zest to this place :)
    These cuts are leaving creases. Trace the scars to fit the pieces, to tell the story, you don't need to say a word.
  • HOOKERHOOKER Posts: 1,443
    libragirl wrote:
    Yeah I know..this probably shouldn't be discussed. Was the "skank" a board member :p? I believe it...

    But don't get yourself banned again, I like you..you add some zest to this place :)


    Yeah, 3 people have told me today that I post only silly and gay threads...
    Im gonna commit board suicide right now..
    Nice to know you.
  • HOOKERHOOKER Posts: 1,443
    EvilMerlin wrote:
    Sen was right....

    *hangs head in shame*


    Oh.. did she say I post gay threads? Oh well.. sorry Im not one of her girls.
    Nice to know you.
  • EvilMerlinEvilMerlin Posts: 1,865
    HOOKER wrote:
    Yeah, 3 people have told me today that I post only silly and gay threads...
    Im gonna commit board suicide right now..

    If I'm one of the three I was joking! I do know who one of the three is though. :D

    Don't do it! There's always help! I definitely need you here. :)
  • SENROCKSENROCK Posts: 10,736
    EvilMerlin wrote:
    Sen was right....

    *hangs head in shame*

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
    ~~~~~~ALWAYS HAVE A GOOD TIME~~~~~~
    Sir Mike McCready is....THE MASTER!!! WAHHH!!!
    EVENFLOW PSYCHOS H.N.I.C~FEEL THE FLOW!!!

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  • EvilMerlinEvilMerlin Posts: 1,865
    HOOKER wrote:
    Oh.. did she say I post gay threads? Oh well.. sorry Im not one of her girls.

    LOL I told her to tell you to post it regardless. We need some flavor in here.
  • SENROCKSENROCK Posts: 10,736
    libragirl wrote:
    Was the "skank" a board member :p?
    YES! it was ME. THAT is how HOOKER was given her name!!!!! :D True story man.
    ~~~~~~ALWAYS HAVE A GOOD TIME~~~~~~
    Sir Mike McCready is....THE MASTER!!! WAHHH!!!
    EVENFLOW PSYCHOS H.N.I.C~FEEL THE FLOW!!!

    "Pearl Jam fans are obsessed, they'd see the boys in HELL if tickets were sold."-CROJAM95

    It takes balls to put out a UKE album!
  • Lukin66Lukin66 Posts: 3,063
    EvilMerlin wrote:
    If I'm one of the three I was joking! I do know who one of the three is though. :D

    Don't do it! There's always help! I definitely need you here. :)
    hey there evilmerlin, you've caught up with my post count....we're neck and neck now
    deep, deep blue of the morning
    gets to me every time
  • SENROCKSENROCK Posts: 10,736
    EvilMerlin wrote:
    LOL I told her to tell you to post it regardless. We need some flavor in here.
    i told her that. She got all exxxcited and well......here you have her thread! "ungay"
    ~~~~~~ALWAYS HAVE A GOOD TIME~~~~~~
    Sir Mike McCready is....THE MASTER!!! WAHHH!!!
    EVENFLOW PSYCHOS H.N.I.C~FEEL THE FLOW!!!

    "Pearl Jam fans are obsessed, they'd see the boys in HELL if tickets were sold."-CROJAM95

    It takes balls to put out a UKE album!
  • SENROCKSENROCK Posts: 10,736
    Lukin66 wrote:
    hey there evilmerlin, you've caught up with my post count....we're neck and neck now

    hey WATCH IT!!! no neckin' with EvilMerlin!!!!!
    ~~~~~~ALWAYS HAVE A GOOD TIME~~~~~~
    Sir Mike McCready is....THE MASTER!!! WAHHH!!!
    EVENFLOW PSYCHOS H.N.I.C~FEEL THE FLOW!!!

    "Pearl Jam fans are obsessed, they'd see the boys in HELL if tickets were sold."-CROJAM95

    It takes balls to put out a UKE album!
  • EvilMerlinEvilMerlin Posts: 1,865
    Lukin66 wrote:
    hey there evilmerlin, you've caught up with my post count....we're neck and neck now

    Hello there! :)

    Ohhh you're right. You've got me beat on the amount of posts in the amount of time you've been a member though. I've been posting like crazy lately. I think I've doubled my post count in just a few months.

    I remember not too long ago I was barely at 700. That makes me go hmmmm...what's up with all my posts all of a sudden?
  • HOOKERHOOKER Posts: 1,443
    I didnt get excited... I only get excited SEXUALLY
    Nice to know you.
  • SENROCKSENROCK Posts: 10,736
    HOOKER wrote:
    Yeah, 3 people have told me today that I post only silly and gay threads...
    Im gonna commit board suicide right now..

    you said that suicide bit like at 9am!!! you should have seen us laughing! Who was the 3rd?
    ~~~~~~ALWAYS HAVE A GOOD TIME~~~~~~
    Sir Mike McCready is....THE MASTER!!! WAHHH!!!
    EVENFLOW PSYCHOS H.N.I.C~FEEL THE FLOW!!!

    "Pearl Jam fans are obsessed, they'd see the boys in HELL if tickets were sold."-CROJAM95

    It takes balls to put out a UKE album!
  • Steve DunneSteve Dunne Posts: 4,965
    SENROCK! and HOOKER look alike...hmmmmmmmmm...or do they.....hmmmmmmmm....



    :p
    I love to turn you on
  • HOOKERHOOKER Posts: 1,443
    Steve Dunne wrote:
    SENROCK! and HOOKER look alike...hmmmmmmmmm...or do they.....hmmmmmmmm....



    :p

    No sen is the good lookin one.
    Nice to know you.
  • SENROCKSENROCK Posts: 10,736
    Steve Dunne wrote:
    SENROCK! and HOOKER look alike...hmmmmmmmmm...or do they.....hmmmmmmmm....



    :p

    i dont BELIEVE u just said that.

    *scratches steve off A-list*
    ~~~~~~ALWAYS HAVE A GOOD TIME~~~~~~
    Sir Mike McCready is....THE MASTER!!! WAHHH!!!
    EVENFLOW PSYCHOS H.N.I.C~FEEL THE FLOW!!!

    "Pearl Jam fans are obsessed, they'd see the boys in HELL if tickets were sold."-CROJAM95

    It takes balls to put out a UKE album!
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