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  • Oz Jammer
    Oz Jammer Posts: 9,858
    Top Ten X Rated Movie Titles That Are Spoofs Of Real Movies

    1. Romancing the Bone
    2. Trouser Snakes on a Plane
    3. Harry Squatter and the Sorcerer's Bone
    4. Will.E
    That is the best!!
    5. The Hard Knight
    6. Edward Penishands
    7. the sperminator
    8. The Puddsucker Proxy
    9. Ass Ventura Crack Detective
  • Cocaine_Nosejob
    Cocaine_Nosejob Posts: 1,744
    Top Ten X Rated Movie Titles That Are Spoofs Of Real Movies

    1. Romancing the Bone
    2. Trouser Snakes on a Plane
    3. Harry Squatter and the Sorcerer's Bone
    4. Will.E
    That is the best!!
    5. The Hard Knight
    6. Edward Penishands
    7. the sperminator
    8. The Puddsucker Proxy
    9. Ass Ventura Crack Detective
    10. Shaving Private Ryan
    "The customer...is always...an ASSHOLE"

    "The world fascinates me."

    "Doesn't mean that much to me, to mean that much to you"

  • Cocaine_Nosejob
    Cocaine_Nosejob Posts: 1,744
    Top Ten Necessary Evils

    1. Seatbelts...fuck I hate seatbelts
    "The customer...is always...an ASSHOLE"

    "The world fascinates me."

    "Doesn't mean that much to me, to mean that much to you"

  • ZiggyStar
    ZiggyStar Posts: 14,328
    Top Ten Necessary Evils

    1. Seatbelts...fuck I hate seatbelts
    2. Cups -- I much prefer to drink out of the bottle -- but it's not very hygienic.
    ★ 1995 - Brisbane ★ 1998 - Brisbane ★ 2003 - Brisbane ★ 2006 - Brisbane ★
    ★ 2009 - Sydney, Brisbane, Auckland, Christchurch ★
    ★ 2011 - EV Newcastle, Melbourne 1, Melbourne 2 ★
  • Cocaine_Nosejob
    Cocaine_Nosejob Posts: 1,744
    Top Ten Necessary Evils

    1. Seatbelts...fuck I hate seatbelts
    2. Cups -- I much prefer to drink out of the bottle -- but it's not very hygienic.
    3. Children
    "The customer...is always...an ASSHOLE"

    "The world fascinates me."

    "Doesn't mean that much to me, to mean that much to you"

  • DonJon
    DonJon Posts: 5,089
    Damn I missed some cracking topics

    Top Ten Necessary Evils

    1. Seatbelts...fuck I hate seatbelts
    2. Cups -- I much prefer to drink out of the bottle -- but it's not very hygienic.
    3. Children
    4. Women :eek:
    I'll ride the wave where it takes me.
  • pearljamjen
    pearljamjen Posts: 13,578
    DonJon wrote:
    Damn I missed some cracking topics

    Top Ten Necessary Evils

    1. Seatbelts...fuck I hate seatbelts
    2. Cups -- I much prefer to drink out of the bottle -- but it's not very hygienic.
    3. Children
    4. Women :eek:
    5. Boys named DonJon :eek: Oh wait...you said "necessary" :p
  • DonJon
    DonJon Posts: 5,089
    DonJon wrote:
    Damn I missed some cracking topics

    Top Ten Necessary Evils

    1. Seatbelts...fuck I hate seatbelts
    2. Cups -- I much prefer to drink out of the bottle -- but it's not very hygienic.
    3. Children
    4. Women
    5. Boys named DonJon Oh wait...you said "necessary"
    6. Beer and beer guts (**sticks middle finger up at Jen**)
    I'll ride the wave where it takes me.
  • pearljamjen
    pearljamjen Posts: 13,578
    Top Ten Necessary Evils

    1. Seatbelts...fuck I hate seatbelts
    2. Cups -- I much prefer to drink out of the bottle -- but it's not very hygienic.
    3. Children
    4. Women
    5. Boys named DonJon Oh wait...you said "necessary"
    6. Beer and beer guts (**sticks middle finger up at Jen**)
    8. Cheese
  • Cocaine_Nosejob
    Cocaine_Nosejob Posts: 1,744
    Top Ten Necessary Evils

    1. Seatbelts...fuck I hate seatbelts
    2. Cups -- I much prefer to drink out of the bottle -- but it's not very hygienic.
    3. Children
    4. Women
    5. Boys named DonJon Oh wait...you said "necessary"
    6. Beer and beer guts (**sticks middle finger up at Jen**)
    8. Cheese
    9. Sea Creatures
    "The customer...is always...an ASSHOLE"

    "The world fascinates me."

    "Doesn't mean that much to me, to mean that much to you"

  • pearljamjen
    pearljamjen Posts: 13,578
    Top Ten Necessary Evils

    1. Seatbelts...fuck I hate seatbelts
    2. Cups -- I much prefer to drink out of the bottle -- but it's not very hygienic.
    3. Children
    4. Women
    5. Boys named DonJon Oh wait...you said "necessary"
    6. Beer and beer guts (**sticks middle finger up at Jen**)
    8. Cheese
    9. Sea Creatures
    10. Men--no wait, they can be replaced with vibrators and cloning ;)
  • pearljamjen
    pearljamjen Posts: 13,578
    Top 10 excuses for breaking a date with someone

    1. I have to stay home and poop all night :eek:
  • Cocaine_Nosejob
    Cocaine_Nosejob Posts: 1,744
    Top 10 excuses for breaking a date with someone

    1. I have to stay home and poop all night
    2. I like your dad better
    "The customer...is always...an ASSHOLE"

    "The world fascinates me."

    "Doesn't mean that much to me, to mean that much to you"

  • pearljamjen
    pearljamjen Posts: 13,578
    Top 10 excuses for breaking a date with someone

    1. I have to stay home and poop all night
    2. I like your dad better
    3. I'm moving to Yemen for work
  • DonJon
    DonJon Posts: 5,089
    Top 10 excuses for breaking a date with someone

    1. I have to stay home and poop all night
    2. I like your dad better
    3. I'm moving to Yemen for work
    4. Im taking your younger sister out instead - she puts out :eek:
    I'll ride the wave where it takes me.
  • suns rival
    suns rival Posts: 15,926
    Top 10 excuses for breaking a date with someone

    1. I have to stay home and poop all night
    2. I like your dad better
    3. I'm moving to Yemen for work
    4. Im taking your younger sister out instead - she puts out :eek:
    5. I have to poop.
    scratching my butt...
    kinakamot ang aking puwit...
    me rascando pompis...
    krap mijn reet...
    boku no ketsuoana o kizu...
    bahrosh teezy...
  • pearljamjen
    pearljamjen Posts: 13,578
    Top 10 excuses for breaking a date with someone

    1. I have to stay home and poop all night
    2. I like your dad better
    3. I'm moving to Yemen for work
    4. Im taking your younger sister out instead - she puts out :eek:
    5. I have to poop.
    6. You are horrible in the sack
  • Cocaine_Nosejob
    Cocaine_Nosejob Posts: 1,744
    Top 10 excuses for breaking a date with someone

    1. I have to stay home and poop all night
    2. I like your dad better
    3. I'm moving to Yemen for work
    4. Im taking your younger sister out instead - she puts out
    5. I have to poop.
    6. You are horrible in the sack
    7. I'm not really a woman...I'm a man. I'm not really a man...I'm a horse. I'm not really a horse...I'm a broom.
    "The customer...is always...an ASSHOLE"

    "The world fascinates me."

    "Doesn't mean that much to me, to mean that much to you"

  • pearljamjen
    pearljamjen Posts: 13,578
    Top 10 excuses for breaking a date with someone

    1. I have to stay home and poop all night
    2. I like your dad better
    3. I'm moving to Yemen for work
    4. Im taking your younger sister out instead - she puts out
    5. I have to poop.
    6. You are horrible in the sack
    7. I'm not really a woman...I'm a man. I'm not really a man...I'm a horse. I'm not really a horse...I'm a broom.
    8. I got an STD from your mom...get me away from your crazy a$$ family!
  • ZiggyStar
    ZiggyStar Posts: 14,328
    Top 10 excuses for breaking a date with someone

    1. I have to stay home and poop all night
    2. I like your dad better
    3. I'm moving to Yemen for work
    4. Im taking your younger sister out instead - she puts out
    5. I have to poop.
    6. You are horrible in the sack
    7. I'm not really a woman...I'm a man. I'm not really a man...I'm a horse. I'm not really a horse...I'm a broom.
    8. I got an STD from your mom...get me away from your crazy a$$ family!
    9. I've been having sex all afternoon and now have a headache...back ache...neck ache...mouth ache...jaw ache...'down there' ache...maybe next weekend...?
    ★ 1995 - Brisbane ★ 1998 - Brisbane ★ 2003 - Brisbane ★ 2006 - Brisbane ★
    ★ 2009 - Sydney, Brisbane, Auckland, Christchurch ★
    ★ 2011 - EV Newcastle, Melbourne 1, Melbourne 2 ★

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