Top 10 things that immediately kill the mood when having sex
1. One of your parents knocking on the front door (or window :eek: ) and screaming out your name
2. When you get to my age, pretty much anything
3. Falling down the stairs
Top 10 things that immediately kill the mood when having sex
1. One of your parents knocking on the front door (or window :eek: ) and screaming out your name
2. When you get to my age, pretty much anything
3. Falling down the stairs
4. Farting
"....and was very surprised to see that he didnt actually have a recipe for anus-ankle soup." - Big Ed
Top 10 things that immediately kill the mood when having sex
1. One of your parents knocking on the front door (or window :eek: ) and screaming out your name
2. When you get to my age, pretty much anything
3. Falling down the stairs
4. Farting
5. Being pulled over by the police
Top 10 things that immediately kill the mood when having sex
1. One of your parents knocking on the front door (or window :eek: ) and screaming out your name
2. When you get to my age, pretty much anything
3. Falling down the stairs
4. Farting
Top 10 things that immediately kill the mood when having sex
1. One of your parents knocking on the front door (or window :eek: ) and screaming out your name
2. When you get to my age, pretty much anything
3. Falling down the stairs
4. Farting
5. Being pulled over by the police
6. Pubic hair.. back of throat.... gag...
Top 10 things that immediately kill the mood when having sex
1. One of your parents knocking on the front door (or window :eek: ) and screaming out your name
2. When you get to my age, pretty much anything
3. Falling down the stairs
4. Farting
5. Being pulled over by the police
6. Pubic hair.. back of throat.... gag...
7. asking your partner, "How much do I owe you?"
Top 10 things that immediately kill the mood when having sex
1. One of your parents knocking on the front door (or window :eek: ) and screaming out your name
2. When you get to my age, pretty much anything
3. Falling down the stairs
4. Farting
5. Being pulled over by the police
6. Pubic hair.. back of throat.... gag...
7. "I've got a headache"
Top 10 things that immediately kill the mood when having sex
1. One of your parents knocking on the front door (or window :eek: ) and screaming out your name
2. When you get to my age, pretty much anything
3. Falling down the stairs
4. Farting
5. Being pulled over by the police
6. Pubic hair.. back of throat.... gag...
7. asking your partner, "How much do I owe you?"
Top 10 things that immediately kill the mood when having sex
1. One of your parents knocking on the front door (or window :eek: ) and screaming out your name
2. When you get to my age, pretty much anything
3. Falling down the stairs
4. Farting
5. Being pulled over by the police
6. Pubic hair.. back of throat.... gag...
7. asking your partner, "How much do I owe you?"
8. "I've got a headache"
Top 10 things that immediately kill the mood when having sex
1. One of your parents knocking on the front door (or window ) and screaming out your name
2. When you get to my age, pretty much anything
3. Falling down the stairs
4. Farting
5. Being pulled over by the police
6. Pubic hair.. back of throat.... gag...
7. asking your partner, "How much do I owe you?"
8. "I've got a headache"
9. have this guy show up http://i165.photobucket.com/albums/u41/Sudsmcgee/ChrisHansen.jpg
Top 10 things that immediately kill the mood when having sex
1. One of your parents knocking on the front door (or window ) and screaming out your name
2. When you get to my age, pretty much anything
3. Falling down the stairs
4. Farting
5. Being pulled over by the police
6. Pubic hair.. back of throat.... gag...
7. asking your partner, "How much do I owe you?"
8. "I've got a headache"
9. have this guy show up http://i165.photobucket.com/albums/u41/Sudsmcgee/ChrisHansen.jpg
10. The phone ringing :eek:
"....and was very surprised to see that he didnt actually have a recipe for anus-ankle soup." - Big Ed
Top Ten Reasons why Cooked BBQ Chickens from the shops are looking more and more like underdeveloped pigeons
1. The world is simply running out of hormones to pump into unsuspecting chickens
2. Because they really ARE pigeons
3. Because they've been fed shit, live in shit and injected with shit -- but GEEZ they taste good sometimes!
Top Ten Reasons why Cooked BBQ Chickens from the shops are looking more and more like underdeveloped pigeons
1. The world is simply running out of hormones to pump into unsuspecting chickens
2. Because they really ARE pigeons
3. Because they've been fed shit, live in shit and injected with shit -- but GEEZ they taste good sometimes!
4. because The Colonel took all the good ones
Top Ten Reasons why Cooked BBQ Chickens from the shops are looking more and more like underdeveloped pigeons
1. The world is simply running out of hormones to pump into unsuspecting chickens
2. Because they really ARE pigeons
3. Because they've been fed shit, live in shit and injected with shit -- but GEEZ they taste good sometimes!
4. because The Colonel took all the good ones
5. They are really oversized quails!
Top Ten Reasons why Cooked BBQ Chickens from the shops are looking more and more like underdeveloped pigeons
1. The world is simply running out of hormones to pump into unsuspecting chickens
2. Because they really ARE pigeons
3. Because they've been fed shit, live in shit and injected with shit -- but GEEZ they taste good sometimes!
4. because The Colonel took all the good ones
5. They are really oversized quails!
6. They are really baby ducks!!!
7. they were on a strict diet
Top Ten Reasons why Cooked BBQ Chickens from the shops are looking more and more like underdeveloped pigeons
1. The world is simply running out of hormones to pump into unsuspecting chickens
2. Because they really ARE pigeons
3. Because they've been fed shit, live in shit and injected with shit -- but GEEZ they taste good sometimes!
4. because The Colonel took all the good ones
5. They are really oversized quails!
6. They are really baby ducks!!!
7. they were on a strict diet
8. OMG! I thought they were OOC (one-day-old chick)!
1. 2nd coffee... bad.. very bad
2. from pics Pants posted in a Friday Funnies thread psssssssssssss
3. You have a urinary tract infection :eek:/Ive just had a multivitamin, a mega B and lots of water after gym. - its a funny colour
4. No toilet paper and hate using my hand
5. http://www.failblog.org
6. paper towels work, but won't flush down toilet :eek:
7. My bidet is broken and I don't want to wee without it
8. 'cos i've already started lining up for Kings of Leon bitches
9.Because I lost all my money and I don't have a pot to wizz in
10. Because you have a weaker bladder than a pregnant woman
or cos ur asleep and heaven forbid... wizzing might make it a wet dream...
Top Ten Reasons why Cooked BBQ Chickens from the shops are looking more and more like underdeveloped pigeons
1. The world is simply running out of hormones to pump into unsuspecting chickens
2. Because they really ARE pigeons
3. Because they've been fed shit, live in shit and injected with shit -- but GEEZ they taste good sometimes!
4. because The Colonel took all the good ones
5. They are really oversized quails!
6. They are really baby ducks!!!
7. they were on a strict diet
8. OMG! I thought they were OOC (one-day-old chick)!
9. They are hoping didn't notice... evrything tastes like chicken...
Top Ten Reasons why Cooked BBQ Chickens from the shops are looking more and more like underdeveloped pigeons
1. The world is simply running out of hormones to pump into unsuspecting chickens
2. Because they really ARE pigeons
3. Because they've been fed shit, live in shit and injected with shit -- but GEEZ they taste good sometimes!
4. because The Colonel took all the good ones
5. They are really oversized quails!
6. They are really baby ducks!!!
7. they were on a strict diet
8. OMG! I thought they were OOC (one-day-old chick)!
9. They are hoping didn't notice... evrything tastes like chicken...
and # 10:
......Because the pigeons refused to cross the road....
New one:
Top ten sick call excuses:
1. I hurt my elbow hailing a taxi (This is real - just got off the phone with this trukey)
1. I hurt my elbow hailing a taxi (This is real - just got off the phone with this trukey)
2. I'm dead
3. I lost my keys {house and car}
4. My foot is asleep
"The customer...is always...an ASSHOLE"
"The world fascinates me."
"Doesn't mean that much to me, to mean that much to you"
1. I hurt my elbow hailing a taxi (This is real - just got off the phone with this trukey)
2. I'm dead
3. I lost my keys {house and car}
4. My foot is asleep
5. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/worl...-Facebook.html
6. The voices are telling me to stay home and clean my gun collection
"The customer...is always...an ASSHOLE"
"The world fascinates me."
"Doesn't mean that much to me, to mean that much to you"
Comments
1. One of your parents knocking on the front door (or window :eek: ) and screaming out your name
2. When you get to my age, pretty much anything
1. One of your parents knocking on the front door (or window :eek: ) and screaming out your name
2. When you get to my age, pretty much anything
3. Falling down the stairs
1. One of your parents knocking on the front door (or window :eek: ) and screaming out your name
2. When you get to my age, pretty much anything
3. Falling down the stairs
4. Farting
1. One of your parents knocking on the front door (or window :eek: ) and screaming out your name
2. When you get to my age, pretty much anything
3. Falling down the stairs
4. Farting
5. Being pulled over by the police
LMAO!!!!
p-uuuuuhhhhhh*
1. One of your parents knocking on the front door (or window :eek: ) and screaming out your name
2. When you get to my age, pretty much anything
3. Falling down the stairs
4. Farting
5. Being pulled over by the police
6. Pubic hair.. back of throat.... gag...
1. One of your parents knocking on the front door (or window :eek: ) and screaming out your name
2. When you get to my age, pretty much anything
3. Falling down the stairs
4. Farting
5. Being pulled over by the police
6. Pubic hair.. back of throat.... gag...
7. asking your partner, "How much do I owe you?"
1. One of your parents knocking on the front door (or window :eek: ) and screaming out your name
2. When you get to my age, pretty much anything
3. Falling down the stairs
4. Farting
5. Being pulled over by the police
6. Pubic hair.. back of throat.... gag...
7. "I've got a headache"
1. One of your parents knocking on the front door (or window :eek: ) and screaming out your name
2. When you get to my age, pretty much anything
3. Falling down the stairs
4. Farting
5. Being pulled over by the police
6. Pubic hair.. back of throat.... gag...
7. asking your partner, "How much do I owe you?"
8. "I've got a headache"
1. One of your parents knocking on the front door (or window ) and screaming out your name
2. When you get to my age, pretty much anything
3. Falling down the stairs
4. Farting
5. Being pulled over by the police
6. Pubic hair.. back of throat.... gag...
7. asking your partner, "How much do I owe you?"
8. "I've got a headache"
9. have this guy show up http://i165.photobucket.com/albums/u41/Sudsmcgee/ChrisHansen.jpg
1. One of your parents knocking on the front door (or window ) and screaming out your name
2. When you get to my age, pretty much anything
3. Falling down the stairs
4. Farting
5. Being pulled over by the police
6. Pubic hair.. back of throat.... gag...
7. asking your partner, "How much do I owe you?"
8. "I've got a headache"
9. have this guy show up http://i165.photobucket.com/albums/u41/Sudsmcgee/ChrisHansen.jpg
10. The phone ringing :eek:
1. The world is simply running out of hormones to pump into unsuspecting chickens
6. Pubic hair.. back of throat.... gag...
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Ohhhhh...that's NASTY when that happens!
★ 2009 - Sydney, Brisbane, Auckland, Christchurch ★
★ 2011 - EV Newcastle, Melbourne 1, Melbourne 2 ★
1. The world is simply running out of hormones to pump into unsuspecting chickens
2. Because they really ARE pigeons
1. The world is simply running out of hormones to pump into unsuspecting chickens
2. Because they really ARE pigeons
3. Because they've been fed shit, live in shit and injected with shit -- but GEEZ they taste good sometimes!
★ 2009 - Sydney, Brisbane, Auckland, Christchurch ★
★ 2011 - EV Newcastle, Melbourne 1, Melbourne 2 ★
1. The world is simply running out of hormones to pump into unsuspecting chickens
2. Because they really ARE pigeons
3. Because they've been fed shit, live in shit and injected with shit -- but GEEZ they taste good sometimes!
4. because The Colonel took all the good ones
1. The world is simply running out of hormones to pump into unsuspecting chickens
2. Because they really ARE pigeons
3. Because they've been fed shit, live in shit and injected with shit -- but GEEZ they taste good sometimes!
4. because The Colonel took all the good ones
5. They are really oversized quails!
★ 2009 - Sydney, Brisbane, Auckland, Christchurch ★
★ 2011 - EV Newcastle, Melbourne 1, Melbourne 2 ★
1. The world is simply running out of hormones to pump into unsuspecting chickens
2. Because they really ARE pigeons
3. Because they've been fed shit, live in shit and injected with shit -- but GEEZ they taste good sometimes!
4. because The Colonel took all the good ones
5. They are really oversized quails!
6. They are really baby ducks!!!
7. they were on a strict diet
apparently, 07162056 is THE date...
1. The world is simply running out of hormones to pump into unsuspecting chickens
2. Because they really ARE pigeons
3. Because they've been fed shit, live in shit and injected with shit -- but GEEZ they taste good sometimes!
4. because The Colonel took all the good ones
5. They are really oversized quails!
6. They are really baby ducks!!!
7. they were on a strict diet
8. OMG! I thought they were OOC (one-day-old chick)!
1. The world is simply running out of hormones to pump into unsuspecting chickens
2. Because they really ARE pigeons
3. Because they've been fed shit, live in shit and injected with shit -- but GEEZ they taste good sometimes!
4. because The Colonel took all the good ones
5. They are really oversized quails!
6. They are really baby ducks!!!
7. they were on a strict diet
8. OMG! I thought they were OOC (one-day-old chick)!
9. They are hoping didn't notice... evrything tastes like chicken...
That may be true.....but since they don't even EXIST, it's not......
★ 2009 - Sydney, Brisbane, Auckland, Christchurch ★
★ 2011 - EV Newcastle, Melbourne 1, Melbourne 2 ★
......Because the pigeons refused to cross the road....
New one:
Top ten sick call excuses:
1. I hurt my elbow hailing a taxi (This is real - just got off the phone with this trukey)
1. I hurt my elbow hailing a taxi (This is real - just got off the phone with this trukey)
2. I'm dead
1. I hurt my elbow hailing a taxi (This is real - just got off the phone with this trukey)
2. I'm dead
3. I lost my keys {house and car}
4. My foot is asleep
"The world fascinates me."
"Doesn't mean that much to me, to mean that much to you"
1. I hurt my elbow hailing a taxi (This is real - just got off the phone with this trukey)
2. I'm dead
3. I lost my keys {house and car}
4. My foot is asleep
5. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/worldnews/article-1080010/Call-centre-worker-caught-boss-posting-sickie-plan-Facebook.html
1. I hurt my elbow hailing a taxi (This is real - just got off the phone with this trukey)
2. I'm dead
3. I lost my keys {house and car}
4. My foot is asleep
5. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/worl...-Facebook.html
6. The voices are telling me to stay home and clean my gun collection
"The world fascinates me."
"Doesn't mean that much to me, to mean that much to you"