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  • HOOKER
    HOOKER Posts: 1,443
    EvilMerlin wrote:
    job

    haha. ;)
    Nice to know you.
  • EvilMerlin
    EvilMerlin Posts: 1,865
    HOOKER wrote:
    haha. ;)

    I don't think anyone is paying attention to us anymore. We're free to do what we want. :D Or they're watching from afar hoping they see something durrrty.
  • HOOKER
    HOOKER Posts: 1,443
    EvilMerlin wrote:
    I don't think anyone is paying attention to us anymore. We're free to do what we want. :D Or they're watching from afar hoping they see something durrrty.


    lets give it to them.

    : rubbing hands together:
    Nice to know you.
  • EvilMerlin
    EvilMerlin Posts: 1,865
    HOOKER wrote:
    lets give it to them.

    : rubbing hands together:

    I like where this is going!

    :evil drawn out laugh:

    "aaaaaaaaaaaaannnnnnnnddddddd DRAMATIC CUT TO COMMERCIAL NOW!"
  • HOOKER
    HOOKER Posts: 1,443
    : sits on table :
    : crosses legs:

    Well hello there BIG STUD
    Nice to know you.
  • EvilMerlin
    EvilMerlin Posts: 1,865
    :Stands with one leg spread up on a chair, captain morgan style:

    How's it goin' hot stuff?
  • HOOKER
    HOOKER Posts: 1,443
    EvilMerlin wrote:
    :Stands with one leg spread up on a chair, captain morgan style:

    How's it goin' hot stuff?


    ; tries not to laugh at the captain morgan comment :

    Its going REAL good.. but it can get MUCH BETTER. Whooppps i dropped my pen on the floor. Excuse me.

    : BENDS over to pick up pen:
    Nice to know you.
  • pearljamjen
    pearljamjen Posts: 13,578
    *covers my virginal eyes from this thread* :eek:
  • EvilMerlin
    EvilMerlin Posts: 1,865
    HOOKER wrote:
    ; tries not to laugh at the captain morgan comment :

    Its going REAL good.. but it can get MUCH BETTER. Whooppps i dropped my pen on the floor. Excuse me.

    : BENDS over to pick up pen:

    Oh here...let me get that for you.

    :bends over:
  • HOOKER
    HOOKER Posts: 1,443
    pearljamjen wrote:
    *covers my virginal eyes from this thread* :eek:

    i read vaginal eyes.
    Nice to know you.
  • EvilMerlin
    EvilMerlin Posts: 1,865
    pearljamjen wrote:
    *covers my virginal eyes from this thread* :eek:

    Oh yeah, so Virginal miss I'm waiting for my XXL package! Pfft!
  • Lukin66
    Lukin66 Posts: 3,063
    lawdy lawdy lawdy
    deep, deep blue of the morning
    gets to me every time
  • pearljamjen
    pearljamjen Posts: 13,578
    HOOKER wrote:
    i read vaginal eyes.


    :eek:

    How funny would that be! hmmmmm now I am distracted thinking about what it would be like to have vajayjays for eyes!
  • EvilMerlin
    EvilMerlin Posts: 1,865
    Lukin66 wrote:
    lawdy lawdy lawdy

    How bad do you think this is going to get?
  • HOOKER
    HOOKER Posts: 1,443
    EvilMerlin wrote:
    Oh here...let me get that for you.

    :bends over:

    " Wow Mr. Morgan. Do you work out? I bet you have REALLY HARD and strong muscles"
    Nice to know you.
  • Lukin66
    Lukin66 Posts: 3,063
    EvilMerlin wrote:
    How bad do you think this is going to get?
    3AM HBO bad, that's what I think
    deep, deep blue of the morning
    gets to me every time
  • pearljamjen
    pearljamjen Posts: 13,578
    EvilMerlin wrote:
    Oh yeah, so Virginal miss I'm waiting for my XXL package! Pfft!


    I just meant I had a really big box to put an xxl package I mean present in.

    Nothing naughty there!
  • EvilMerlin
    EvilMerlin Posts: 1,865
    pearljamjen wrote:
    :eek:

    How funny would that be! hmmmmm now I am distracted thinking about what it would be like to have vajayjays for eyes!

    HAHAAHAHAHA That's the greatest thing I've read in a while.

    "Man my eyes are sore today."

    "Couldn't sleep last night huh?"

    "Oh no, I slept like a new born, it was just a wild night of never ending sex."
  • pearljamjen
    pearljamjen Posts: 13,578
    Lukin66 wrote:
    3AM HBO bad, that's what I think

    LMAO I was hoping for cinemax after dark! :eek:
  • EvilMerlin
    EvilMerlin Posts: 1,865
    pearljamjen wrote:
    I just meant I had a really big box to put an xxl package I mean present in.

    Nothing naughty there!

    I see. I'm assuming that box is empty right? So that XXL package should be able to fit right in with a little bit of work along the edges. It'll be nice and comfy. ;):p

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