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  • HOOKER
    HOOKER Posts: 1,443
    EvilMerlin wrote:
    HAHAAHAHAHA That's the greatest thing I've read in a while.

    "Man my eyes are sore today."

    "Couldn't sleep last night huh?"

    "Oh no, I slept like a new born, it was just a wild night of never ending sex."

    ha. End of session.
    Nice to know you.
  • EvilMerlin
    EvilMerlin Posts: 1,865
    HOOKER wrote:
    " Wow Mr. Morgan. Do you work out? I bet you have REALLY HARD and strong muscles"

    "I used to work out quite a bit. I feel I've gotten a bit pudgy lately, but I like to keep some muscles toned and still work those out regularly."
  • HOOKER
    HOOKER Posts: 1,443
    EvilMerlin wrote:
    "I used to work out quite a bit. I feel I've gotten a bit pudgy lately, but I like to keep some muscles toned and still work those out regularly."

    like your penis?
    Nice to know you.
  • EvilMerlin
    EvilMerlin Posts: 1,865
    Lukin66 wrote:
    3AM HBO bad, that's what I think

    Hmmm...well at least it's not at PPV status then...that might get the AET shut down again.
  • Lukin66
    Lukin66 Posts: 3,063
    EvilMerlin wrote:
    "I used to work out quite a bit. I feel I've gotten a bit pudgy lately, but I like to keep some muscles toned and still work those out regularly."
    I'm guessing your right arm is especially muscular, lolololol
    deep, deep blue of the morning
    gets to me every time
  • EvilMerlin
    EvilMerlin Posts: 1,865
    HOOKER wrote:
    like your penis?

    Oh, you noticed, huh? I do workouts in my Penthouse Master Suite for that.
  • EvilMerlin
    EvilMerlin Posts: 1,865
    Lukin66 wrote:
    I'm guessing your right arm is especially muscular, lolololol

    I'm ambidextrous baby! No Odd proportions with me!
  • Lukin66
    Lukin66 Posts: 3,063
    EvilMerlin wrote:
    I'm ambidextrous baby! No Odd proportions with me!
    ha, I'm sure
    deep, deep blue of the morning
    gets to me every time
  • HOOKER
    HOOKER Posts: 1,443
    EvilMerlin wrote:
    I'm ambidextrous baby! No Odd proportions with me!

    Lukin66 wants to join in ey.
    Nice to know you.
  • EvilMerlin
    EvilMerlin Posts: 1,865
    Lukin66 wrote:
    ha, I'm sure

    All joking aside, I actually really am.
  • Lizard
    Lizard So Cal Posts: 12,091
    this pic reminded me of this thread---for some reason a word just popped out at me!!

    http://tenclub.net/i/press/EVMRGuaranteed10lg.jpg

    :p
    So I'll just lie down and wait for the dream
    Where I'm not ugly and you're lookin' at me
  • EvilMerlin
    EvilMerlin Posts: 1,865
    Lizard wrote:
    this pic reminded me of this thread---for some reason a word just popped out at me!!

    http://tenclub.net/i/press/EVMRGuaranteed10lg.jpg

    :p

    LOL
  • pearljamjen
    pearljamjen Posts: 13,578
    EvilMerlin wrote:
    I see. I'm assuming that box is empty right? So that XXL package should be able to fit right in with a little bit of work along the edges. It'll be nice and comfy. ;):p

    OKAY thinking about how it would feel to put the package in the box is distracting me!!! :eek:
  • EvilMerlin
    EvilMerlin Posts: 1,865
    pearljamjen wrote:
    OKAY thinking about how it would feel to put the package in the box is distracting me!!! :eek:

    Whaaaaaaaaaaat? Packages don't have any nerve endings, therefore will have no feelings when inside the box. Sheesh, what are you thinking about? :p
  • norm
    norm Posts: 31,146
    now i'm distracted cuz i have NO idea what the fuck is going on here!! :D:D
  • EvilMerlin
    EvilMerlin Posts: 1,865
    cutback wrote:
    now i'm distracted cuz i have NO idea what the fuck is going on here!! :D:D

    I'd say it's safer to be that way. Stay out while you can! :p
  • westsidepie
    westsidepie Posts: 627
    pearljamjen wrote:
    OKAY thinking about how it would feel to put the package in the box is distracting me!!! :eek:


    Someone put it to me this way. When you clean your ear with a Q-tip, which feels better, the Q-tip or your ear canal. (And I am talking about really working the Q-tip in there well.) In other words, I think the box has more fun than the package.
    To pie I will reply
    But mr. justam
    is who I am

    "That's a repulsive combination of horrible information and bad breath."-Pickles

    "Remember, death is a natural part of the workplace. So, when you see a dead body at work, don't freak out, just ring your death bell." "ting"-Toki Wartooth
  • pearljamjen
    pearljamjen Posts: 13,578
    westsidepie wrote:
    Someone put it to me this way. When you clean your ear with a Q-tip, which feels better, the Q-tip or your ear canal. (And I am talking about really working the Q-tip in there well.) In other words, I think the box has more fun than the package.

    Even though you aren't supposed to do that, I rather enjoy the way that feels. :o
  • pearljamjen
    pearljamjen Posts: 13,578
    EvilMerlin wrote:
    Whaaaaaaaaaaat? Packages don't have any nerve endings, therefore will have no feelings when inside the box. Sheesh, what are you thinking about? :p

    :o I don't know, but now I'm a little uncomfortable and wishing that package would get here NOW! :p Or at least I wish my "toy" packages at home were with me. :eek:
  • HOOKER
    HOOKER Posts: 1,443
    Screw this. I'm lost.
    Im distracted.
    Nice to know you.

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