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  • EvilMerlin
    EvilMerlin Posts: 1,865
    pearljamjen wrote:
    :o I don't know, but now I'm a little uncomfortable and wishing that package would get here NOW! :p Or at least I wish my "toy" packages at home were with me. :eek:

    I'm sooooooooo waaaaaaayyyyyy distracted now! Wow...and yeah...wow I'm distracted. Is it time to go home yet? :p;)
  • EvilMerlin
    EvilMerlin Posts: 1,865
    HOOKER wrote:
    Screw this. I'm lost.
    Im distracted.

    We could always just go back to me Captain Morgan posing...except this time I'll just be wearing a towel! :eek:

    There, look at that, you're back on track now.
  • norm
    norm Posts: 31,146
    EvilMerlin wrote:
    We could always just go back to me Captain Morgan posing...except this time I'll just be wearing a towel! :eek:

    There, look at that, you're back on track now.


    yea but the towel is on your head :eek: :D
  • HOOKER
    HOOKER Posts: 1,443
    EvilMerlin wrote:
    I'm sooooooooo waaaaaaayyyyyy distracted now! Wow...and yeah...wow I'm distracted. Is it time to go home yet? :p;)

    im assuming that what she means by package is YOUR male genitalia and her "toys" are big fat dildos. Okay im done
    Nice to know you.
  • Lukin66
    Lukin66 Posts: 3,063
    cutback wrote:
    now i'm distracted cuz i have NO idea what the fuck is going on here!! :D:D
    join the club
    deep, deep blue of the morning
    gets to me every time
  • EvilMerlin
    EvilMerlin Posts: 1,865
    cutback wrote:
    yea but the towel is on your head :eek: :D

    Oh crap you're right! No wonder it was drafty!
  • EvilMerlin
    EvilMerlin Posts: 1,865
    HOOKER wrote:
    im assuming that what she means by package is YOUR male genitalia and her "toys" are big fat dildos. Okay im done

    Hmm. I guess that's a way to put it...sure.
  • HOOKER
    HOOKER Posts: 1,443
    EvilMerlin wrote:
    Hmm. I guess that's a way to put it...sure.


    good. Kinky bastards
    Nice to know you.
  • EvilMerlin
    EvilMerlin Posts: 1,865
    HOOKER wrote:
    good. Kinky bastards

    And with that, I do believe this thread is finally coming to a close.
  • Phantom Pain
    Phantom Pain Posts: 9,876
    Give her the Shocker

    " 2 in the cootie...1 in the booty "


    http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e396/Kmac7204/SHOCKER.jpg
    My drinking team has a hockey problem

    The ONLY thing better than a glass of beer is tea with Miss McGill



    A protuberance of flesh above the waistband of a tight pair of trousers
  • westsidepie
    westsidepie Posts: 627
    EvilMerlin wrote:
    And with that, I do believe this thread is finally coming to a close.


    A happy ending?
    To pie I will reply
    But mr. justam
    is who I am

    "That's a repulsive combination of horrible information and bad breath."-Pickles

    "Remember, death is a natural part of the workplace. So, when you see a dead body at work, don't freak out, just ring your death bell." "ting"-Toki Wartooth
  • HOOKER
    HOOKER Posts: 1,443
    EvilMerlin wrote:
    And with that, I do believe this thread is finally coming to a close.


    nope.. still here.

    HELLOOOOOOOOOOOO CAN ANYBODY HERE MEEEEEE??????????
    Nice to know you.
  • EvilMerlin
    EvilMerlin Posts: 1,865
    Phantom Pain wrote:
    Give her the Shocker

    " 2 in the cootie...1 in the booty "


    http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e396/Kmac7204/SHOCKER.jpg

    What about 2 in the pink, 1 in the stink?
  • EvilMerlin
    EvilMerlin Posts: 1,865
    westsidepie wrote:
    A happy ending?

    That'll come later.
  • Lukin66
    Lukin66 Posts: 3,063
    haha, just let it die already
    deep, deep blue of the morning
    gets to me every time
  • EvilMerlin
    EvilMerlin Posts: 1,865
    HOOKER wrote:
    nope.. still here.

    HELLOOOOOOOOOOOO CAN ANYBODY HERE MEEEEEE??????????

    I can hear you...I just can't see you...
  • Phantom Pain
    Phantom Pain Posts: 9,876
    EvilMerlin wrote:
    What about 2 in the pink, 1 in the stink?

    That works as well

    2 in the fun, 1 in the bun
    2 for the crack, 1 in the back
    My drinking team has a hockey problem

    The ONLY thing better than a glass of beer is tea with Miss McGill



    A protuberance of flesh above the waistband of a tight pair of trousers
  • libragirl
    libragirl Posts: 4,632
    I'm distracted with the thought of how shitty people can be
    These cuts are leaving creases. Trace the scars to fit the pieces, to tell the story, you don't need to say a word.
  • HOOKER
    HOOKER Posts: 1,443
    EvilMerlin wrote:
    I can hear you...I just can't see you...


    im right here.. look at me! You like?
    Nice to know you.
  • EvilMerlin
    EvilMerlin Posts: 1,865
    Phantom Pain wrote:
    That works as well

    2 in the fun, 1 in the bun
    2 for the crack, 1 in the back

    Pefect!
    Lukin66 wrote:
    haha, just let it die already

    I tried! Then all of a sudden people get interested again. :p

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