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HOOKER wrote:haha.
I don't think anyone is paying attention to us anymore. We're free to do what we want.Or they're watching from afar hoping they see something durrrty.
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EvilMerlin wrote:I don't think anyone is paying attention to us anymore. We're free to do what we want.
Or they're watching from afar hoping they see something durrrty.
lets give it to them.
: rubbing hands together:Nice to know you.0 -
HOOKER wrote:lets give it to them.
: rubbing hands together:
I like where this is going!
:evil drawn out laugh:
"aaaaaaaaaaaaannnnnnnnddddddd DRAMATIC CUT TO COMMERCIAL NOW!"0 -
: sits on table :
: crosses legs:
Well hello there BIG STUDNice to know you.0 -
:Stands with one leg spread up on a chair, captain morgan style:
How's it goin' hot stuff?0 -
EvilMerlin wrote::Stands with one leg spread up on a chair, captain morgan style:
How's it goin' hot stuff?
; tries not to laugh at the captain morgan comment :
Its going REAL good.. but it can get MUCH BETTER. Whooppps i dropped my pen on the floor. Excuse me.
: BENDS over to pick up pen:Nice to know you.0 -
*covers my virginal eyes from this thread* :eek:0
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HOOKER wrote:; tries not to laugh at the captain morgan comment :
Its going REAL good.. but it can get MUCH BETTER. Whooppps i dropped my pen on the floor. Excuse me.
: BENDS over to pick up pen:
Oh here...let me get that for you.
:bends over:0 -
pearljamjen wrote:*covers my virginal eyes from this thread* :eek:
i read vaginal eyes.Nice to know you.0 -
pearljamjen wrote:*covers my virginal eyes from this thread* :eek:
Oh yeah, so Virginal miss I'm waiting for my XXL package! Pfft!0 -
lawdy lawdy lawdydeep, deep blue of the morning
gets to me every time0 -
HOOKER wrote:i read vaginal eyes.
:eek:
How funny would that be! hmmmmm now I am distracted thinking about what it would be like to have vajayjays for eyes!0 -
Lukin66 wrote:lawdy lawdy lawdy
How bad do you think this is going to get?0 -
EvilMerlin wrote:Oh here...let me get that for you.
:bends over:
" Wow Mr. Morgan. Do you work out? I bet you have REALLY HARD and strong muscles"Nice to know you.0 -
EvilMerlin wrote:How bad do you think this is going to get?deep, deep blue of the morning
gets to me every time0 -
EvilMerlin wrote:Oh yeah, so Virginal miss I'm waiting for my XXL package! Pfft!
I just meant I had a really big box to put an xxl package I mean present in.
Nothing naughty there!0 -
pearljamjen wrote::eek:
How funny would that be! hmmmmm now I am distracted thinking about what it would be like to have vajayjays for eyes!
HAHAAHAHAHA That's the greatest thing I've read in a while.
"Man my eyes are sore today."
"Couldn't sleep last night huh?"
"Oh no, I slept like a new born, it was just a wild night of never ending sex."0 -
Lukin66 wrote:3AM HBO bad, that's what I think
LMAO I was hoping for cinemax after dark! :eek:0 -
pearljamjen wrote:I just meant I had a really big box to put an xxl package I mean present in.
Nothing naughty there!
I see. I'm assuming that box is empty right? So that XXL package should be able to fit right in with a little bit of work along the edges. It'll be nice and comfy.0
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