Baby on Board????? WTF???

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  • dunkman
    dunkman Posts: 19,646
    MattCameronKicksButt wrote:
    Good point cutback! I always thought the same thing!


    ...until I had a baby. Now I worry like hell when a car goes speeding past. I think PureandEasy was right but it prolly gives the parents a little bit more peace of mind too. When you've got a baby, that's all you can think about and you presume people would drive more carefully around you. :)


    people should drive the same regardless of who is in the car though... ?

    are you getting all moving train on our arses these days MCKB!! :eek: ;)
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • norm
    norm Posts: 31,146
    failedpersephone wrote:
    you are lucky Dunk. You don't have to watch this guy

    ah c'mon guys.....i think dunk needs to be exposed to this genius comedy...:eek:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Be4NDy4Wdg

    :p
  • MattCameronKicksButt
    MattCameronKicksButt Posts: 4,317
    dunkman wrote:
    people should drive the same regardless of who is in the car though... ?

    are you getting all moving train on our arses these days MCKB!! :eek: ;)

    No! I'm just saying. You're right. People should drive the same regardless but when you have a child you worry about it more. I'm so on edge with *baby* in the car. I somehow think I'd feel better if I had one of those signs. :o
  • dunkman
    dunkman Posts: 19,646
    cutback wrote:
    ah c'mon guys.....i think dunk needs to be exposed to this genius comedy...:eek:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Be4NDy4Wdg

    :p

    i only want to be exposed to female funsters!! ;) and maybe Izzard cos i cant work out which heshe is??!?!

    oh and MCKB maybe it should read "overly protective parent on board who is planning on sending kid to the real Fame school... where fame costs and right here is where you start payin... in sweat"?

    i'm so gay.. i'm wearing nothing but Leroys leg-warmers :)
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • MattCameronKicksButt
    MattCameronKicksButt Posts: 4,317
    dunkman wrote:
    oh and MCKB maybe it should read "overly protective parent on board who is planning on sending kid to the real Fame school... where fame costs and right here is where you start payin... in sweat"?

    :D I think so! Start payin... :D (I like that). ;);)
  • josevolution
    josevolution Posts: 31,684
    mookie9999 wrote:
    How about a "Maybe Baby On Board" sign? You know, just to fuck with the rescue squad.

    or "might be pregnant after tonight" for those heading to the motels with their hoes ....:D
    jesus greets me looks just like me ....
  • mookie9999
    mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    josevolution wrote:
    or "might be pregnant after tonight" for those heading to the motels with their hoes ....:D

    My cars parked out on Long Island so I guess I'll have to affix that sign to the backside of any "hoes" I'm escorting to the "Hoetel". ;)
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • josevolution
    josevolution Posts: 31,684
    mookie9999 wrote:
    My cars parked out on Long Island so I guess I'll have to affix that sign to the backside of any "hoes" I'm escorting to the "Hoetel". ;)

    :D:D:D ...
    jesus greets me looks just like me ....
  • dunkman
    dunkman Posts: 19,646
    mookie9999 wrote:
    My cars parked out on Long Island so I guess I'll have to affix that sign to the backside of any "hoes" I'm escorting to the "Hoetel". ;)

    oh i do love a good pun :D

    babies on board signs.. must stay on topic.. why are they always yellow?
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • pacifier
    pacifier Posts: 1,009
    MattCameronKicksButt wrote:
    No! I'm just saying. You're right. People should drive the same regardless but when you have a child you worry about it more. I'm so on edge with *baby* in the car. I somehow think I'd feel better if I had one of those signs. :o

    I'm with you on this one. I had a baby on board sign up when I was pregnant! The idea to me was definately not to announce to the world that I have children, look at me! That never even occurred to me. I just thought that when you are pregnant or have a newborn then the unborn or newborn baby could be hurt/killed so much easier than an adult in an accident, even in a small accident, and it's not as if the person behind you can see that you are pregnant or have a new born in the car, so you let them know, hoping that if they are currently driving in anyway unsafely they might try to drive more safely. For those of you already driving safely, thank you, the sign is not for you.

    I don't understand the big fuss about baby on board signs. You don't like them, far enough, don't give them a second thought, but it is not as if they are offensive or put their to get on your nerves, they are just informative.
  • Lizard
    Lizard So Cal Posts: 12,091
    I have one that says DICKHEAD on BOARD.

    :eek:
    So I'll just lie down and wait for the dream
    Where I'm not ugly and you're lookin' at me
  • TrixieCat
    TrixieCat Posts: 5,756
    dunkman wrote:
    oh i do love a good pun :D

    babies on board signs.. must stay on topic.. why are they always yellow?
    Yield signs are yellow.
    Yield...baby on board.
    Cause I'm broken when I'm lonesome
    And I don't feel right when you're gone away
  • pacifier
    pacifier Posts: 1,009
    dunkman wrote:
    oh i do love a good pun :D

    babies on board signs.. must stay on topic.. why are they always yellow?

    so they are easily seen?
  • TrixieCat
    TrixieCat Posts: 5,756
    Lizard wrote:
    I have one that says DICKHEAD on BOARD.

    :eek:
    I need one of those to go with my "I'm With Stupid" tee shirts.

    Seriously...what is funnier than an I'm With Stupid shirt????
    Cause I'm broken when I'm lonesome
    And I don't feel right when you're gone away
  • mookie9999
    mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    dunkman wrote:
    oh i do love a good pun :D

    babies on board signs.. must stay on topic.. why are they always yellow?

    Who doesn't?!? ;) To answer your question, black writing on yellow signs always remind people of bees. Seeing how 94% of the world's population has an aversion to bees, the belief is that you will look at the sign, but keep a safe distance. To the 6% that actually enjoy the company of bees, and even eat them, well those fuckers are going to rear end you faster than George Michael at an airport bathroom in Prague.
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • mookie9999
    mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    TrixieCat wrote:
    I need one of those to go with my "I'm With Stupid" tee shirts.

    Seriously...what is funnier than an I'm With Stupid shirt????

    A "Who Farted" tee shirt?
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • Lizard
    Lizard So Cal Posts: 12,091
    TrixieCat wrote:

    Seriously...what is funnier than an I'm With Stupid shirt????
    Not much.
    :D
    So I'll just lie down and wait for the dream
    Where I'm not ugly and you're lookin' at me
  • norm
    norm Posts: 31,146
    TrixieCat wrote:
    Seriously...what is funnier than an I'm With Stupid shirt????


    this guy

    http://ironyisgay.files.wordpress.com/2007/10/fuck-on-the-first-date.jpg

    :D
  • catefrances
    catefrances Posts: 29,003
    TrixieCat wrote:
    I need one of those to go with my "I'm With Stupid" tee shirts.

    Seriously...what is funnier than an I'm With Stupid shirt????


    standing next to some random person who's oblivious to your t-shirt. :D
    hear my name
    take a good look
    this could be the day
    hold my hand
    lie beside me
    i just need to say
  • TrixieCat
    TrixieCat Posts: 5,756
    cutback wrote:
    this guy

    http://ironyisgay.files.wordpress.com/2007/10/fuck-on-the-first-date.jpg

    :D
    You outdid yourself with that one, friend.
    Cause I'm broken when I'm lonesome
    And I don't feel right when you're gone away

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