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Baby on Board????? WTF???

normnorm Posts: 31,146
edited January 2008 in All Encompassing Trip
in the span of an hour i saw 2 different cars with baby on board signs in the rear window :confused:

did i miss a meeting? when did it become 1987?

and another thing....why do i give a rats ass if you have a baby in your car? am i supposed to drive differently? are you more important than the rest of us?
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  • QuarterToTenQuarterToTen Posts: 3,636
    did mom have a bad perm and was the Bon Jovi cranked?

    never really understood the necessity for those signs either.
    Nice shirt.
  • nfanelnfanel Posts: 2,558
    cutback wrote:
    did i miss a meeting? when did it become 1987?
    :D lol
  • rearviewmirorrearviewmiror Posts: 894
    I HATED those signs. I bet they'll come back. Seems about time for something inane and selfish to be a fad again.
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  • Ms. HaikuMs. Haiku Posts: 7,265
    cutback wrote:
    and another thing....why do i give a rats ass if you have a baby in your car? am i supposed to drive differently? are you more important than the rest of us?
    I remember many years ago (1987?) that my dad asked the same question.

    I told him it's probably pride in your kid and letting everyone know.
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  • markymark550markymark550 Posts: 5,154
    Yes you are supposed to drive differently. When you see that sticker you're supposed to activate your vehicle's SuperSafe shield, which prevents any collisions from ever occurring. Duh :rolleyes: :D
  • tybirdtybird Posts: 17,388
    cutback wrote:
    in the span of an hour i saw 2 different cars with baby on board signs in the rear window :confused:

    did i miss a meeting? when did it become 1987?

    and another thing....why do i give a rats ass if you have a baby in your car? am i supposed to drive differently? are you more important than the rest of us?
    Nice.....flashback to 1987. :D
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  • in_hiding79in_hiding79 Posts: 4,315
    cutback wrote:
    in the span of an hour i saw 2 different cars with baby on board signs in the rear window :confused:

    did i miss a meeting? when did it become 1987?

    and another thing....why do i give a rats ass if you have a baby in your car? am i supposed to drive differently? are you more important than the rest of us?


    no shit....that is annoying as hell!
    And so the lion fell in love with the lamb...,"
    "What a stupid lamb."
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  • drtyfrnk29drtyfrnk29 Posts: 846
    I patiently await the return of the window flags I saw all over Southern California. Nothing funnier than watching them all disappear after that particular team lost a game. They should have come with a draw string so they could be lowered to half mast. :)
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  • Brain of J.LoBrain of J.Lo Posts: 3,259
    Were there also Garfield dolls suctioned to the windows?
  • PureandEasyPureandEasy Posts: 5,800
    It gives rescue teams information that they might not necessarily see in the event of a car accident.- that a child may be among the wreckage. Same thing with those toddler signs they put in the windows of the rooms of children so that firefighters are aware of where children may be trapped.

    Infants/toddlers are helpless, if the parent or adult in the vehicle/home are rendered unconscious, those signs help alert authorities.

    it's pretty much common sense :D
  • decides2dreamdecides2dream Posts: 14,977
    agreed!
    that was always my thought when they first gt popular....like yes, so? your baby's life is more important than anyone else's therefore make sure to hit another car with only adults, or even perhaps toddlers......just not my baby! :p



    *ahhhhh...pureandeasy gave the first rational rationale for em. that makes sense and is wise.
    we have window decal alerts in case of fire for our pets. :) but no 'pet on board' decals on the car. although honestly......if the child is NOT in the car, then the sign should be removed so as not to confuse and/or waste the time of rescue workers.
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  • in_hiding79in_hiding79 Posts: 4,315
    decides2dream wrote:
    agreed!
    that was always my thought when they first gt popular....like yes, so? your baby's life is more important than anyone else's therefore make sure to hit another car with only adults, or even perhaps toddlers......just not my baby! :p

    LOL :)
    And so the lion fell in love with the lamb...,"
    "What a stupid lamb."
    "What a sick, masochistic lion."
  • Brain of J.LoBrain of J.Lo Posts: 3,259
    PureandEasy wrote:
    It gives rescue teams information that they might not necessarily see in the event of a car accident.- that a child may be among the wreckage. Same thing with those toddler signs they put in the windows of the rooms of children so that firefighters are aware of where children may be trapped.

    Infants/toddlers are helpless, if the parent or adult in the vehicle/home are rendered unconscious, those signs help alert authorities.

    it's pretty much common sense :D

    That's interesting. I never actually considered that they had a practical purpose.
  • mookie9999mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    decides2dream wrote:
    if the child is NOT in the car, then the sign should be removed so as not to confuse and/or waste the time of rescue workers.

    How about a "Maybe Baby On Board" sign? You know, just to fuck with the rescue squad.
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  • Phantom PainPhantom Pain Posts: 9,876
    Brain of J.Lo wrote:
    Were there also Garfield dolls suctioned to the windows?


    I prefer the fake dead arm hanging out of the trunk


    :D
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  • Brain of J.LoBrain of J.Lo Posts: 3,259
    Phantom Pain wrote:
    I prefer the fake dead arm hanging out of the trunk


    :D

    lol! Oh my, I forgot all about those. Those were awesome. :D
  • restlesssoulrestlesssoul Posts: 6,951
    The B-Sharps


    Baby on board
    How I've adored
    That sign on my car's windowpane.
    Bounce in my step,
    Loaded with pep,
    'Cause I'm drivin' in the carpool lane.
    Call me a square,
    Friend I don't care,
    'Cause that little yellow sign can't be ignored.
    I'm telling you it's mighty nice.
    Each trip's a trip to paridise
    With my baby on board.

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  • Brain of J.LoBrain of J.Lo Posts: 3,259
    restlesssoul wrote:
    The B-Sharps


    Baby on board, how I've adored
    That sign on my car's window pane
    The bounce in my step, loaded with pep
    'Cause I'm driving in the carpool lane
    Call me a square, friend i don't care
    That little yellow sign can be ignored
    I'm telling you its mighty nice each trip's a trip to paradise

    lol, so I'm not the only one with that song in their head now, huh? :D
  • Flannel ShirtFlannel Shirt Posts: 1,021
    PureandEasy wrote:
    It gives rescue teams information that they might not necessarily see in the event of a car accident.- that a child may be among the wreckage. Same thing with those toddler signs they put in the windows of the rooms of children so that firefighters are aware of where children may be trapped.

    Infants/toddlers are helpless, if the parent or adult in the vehicle/home are rendered unconscious, those signs help alert authorities.

    it's pretty much common sense :D
    exactly. come on people...
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  • Phantom PainPhantom Pain Posts: 9,876
    Brain of J.Lo wrote:
    lol! Oh my, I forgot all about those. Those were awesome. :D


    My new fav is the fake "testies" hanging from the back of a hitch on a pick-up truck !!

    Have you seen that ??
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  • Brain of J.LoBrain of J.Lo Posts: 3,259
    Phantom Pain wrote:
    My new fav is the fake "testies" hanging from the back of a hitch on a pick-up truck !!

    Have you seen that ??

    lmao, no, but I will keep an eye out for them! :D
  • PureandEasyPureandEasy Posts: 5,800
    Flannel Shirt wrote:
    exactly. come on people...

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    I'm a displaced New Englander, but one none the less

    hail from Newburyport, MA :)
  • decides2dreamdecides2dream Posts: 14,977
    mookie9999 wrote:
    How about a "Maybe Baby On Board" sign? You know, just to fuck with the rescue squad.



    or why not just look for the baby/toddler seat strapped into the car as a sign to look for a baby/toddler? :rolleyes:


    i still think they're ridiculous and not all that practical for the reason stated, b/c i never see people take them out even if the kid isn't in the car...although it has been years since i've seen one, but none the less. just a silly little thing to say hey look....we have a baby! and ya know, awesome for you and all that.....but we don't need a sign to notice, or care. :)
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  • Get_RightGet_Right Posts: 13,140
    hey I waited twenty years to put one of those suckers on my mini van.
    Deal with it.


    :D
  • GreenTeaDiseaseGreenTeaDisease Posts: 3,359
    cutback wrote:
    in the span of an hour i saw 2 different cars with baby on board signs in the rear window :confused:

    did i miss a meeting? when did it become 1987?

    and another thing....why do i give a rats ass if you have a baby in your car? am i supposed to drive differently? are you more important than the rest of us?

    hahahahahaha hilarious post! And I know those things are so dumb. it's like "oh sorry I was about to ram my car into you, but since you have a BABY, well that's a different story." sort of makes me WANT to ram my car into them :).
  • restlesssoulrestlesssoul Posts: 6,951
    http://www.englishrussia.com/images/st.petersburg/corpse_in_the_trunk/1.jpg

    http://blogs.salon.com/0002296/images3/truck%20testicles%20crop%20tight%20crop.JPG

    http://www.mattresspolice.com/images/bumper_nuts.jpg
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  • in_hiding79in_hiding79 Posts: 4,315
    GreenTeaDisease wrote:
    hahahahahaha hilarious post! And I know those things are so dumb. it's like "oh sorry I was about to ram my car into you, but since you have a BABY, well that's a different story." sort of makes me WANT to ram my car into them :).


    hehehehehe
    And so the lion fell in love with the lamb...,"
    "What a stupid lamb."
    "What a sick, masochistic lion."
  • Get_RightGet_Right Posts: 13,140
    Brain of J.Lo wrote:
    lmao, no, but I will keep an eye out for them! :D
    http://www.bullsballs.com/

    scoll down

    that is hilarious
  • decides2dreamdecides2dream Posts: 14,977
    Get_Right wrote:
    hey I waited twenty years to put one of those suckers on my mini van.
    Deal with it.


    :D

    decides2dream wrote:
    and ya know, awesome for you and all that.....but we don't need a sign to notice, or care. :)




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  • TrixieCatTrixieCat Posts: 5,756
    Get_Right wrote:
    http://www.bullsballs.com/

    scoll down

    that is hilarious
    LOL I have seen those!

    Someone gave me one of those baby on board signs when Holden was born and it went immediately into the trash. I don't drive a mini-van either....never, ever.
    :p

    And perhaps some put them ontheir autos so if they are driving the speed limit, you don't tailgate them and flash your lights.
    Just a thought.
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