What about the retards who have their kids all over the car with no seat belts...their kids are jumping over seats and all over the back seat.....
yesterday afternoon I was going to the Post Office and there was this one kid (around 6 or 7 yrs old) in the middle of the street and not getting out of my way...where was the stupid ass mom? It was a very busy street too!!
And so the lion fell in love with the lamb...,"
"What a stupid lamb."
"What a sick, masochistic lion."
Someone gave me one of those baby on board signs when Holden was born and it went immediately into the trash. I don't drive a mini-van either....never, ever.
And perhaps some put them ontheir autos so if they are driving the speed limit, you don't tailgate them and flash your lights.
Just a thought.
I was only kidding, I dont have a BOB sign or a mini van.
But unfortunately, mini van may be in my future
I was only kidding, I dont have a BOB sign or a mini van.
But unfortunately, mini van may be in my future
I didn't think you needed a mini-van in the city.
You can do without! Be tough brother! Don't succumb.
You can fit 2 kids and 2 bikes and lots of other junk in a Ford Escape Hybrid.
In your case BOB would be booze on board....
Cause I'm broken when I'm lonesome
And I don't feel right when you're gone away
I didn't think you needed a mini-van in the city.
You can do without! Be tough brother! Don't succumb.
You can fit 2 kids and 2 bikes and lots of other junk in a Ford Escape Hybrid.
In your case BOB would be booze on board....
Well Im actually in the suburbs now.
Yup had to get out of the big apple for the kid.
Ive got my eye on that toyota highlander hybrid and the mazda cx-9.
Booze, Boobies, Bongs whatever, its hopefully all on board!
I have seen a few RAM dodge trucks, with "I have the balls to RAM it" written on the window, and then, the testicles hanging from the hitch. OH and, sometimes the testicles are BLUE. umm, WHY are they ADVERTISING that they have chronic BLUE BALLS?????
as for the peeing Calvin...well, um how else are you supposed to know how that Ford driver feels about Chevy's ????
IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.
in the span of an hour i saw 2 different cars with baby on board signs in the rear window
did i miss a meeting? when did it become 1987?
and another thing....why do i give a rats ass if you have a baby in your car? am i supposed to drive differently? are you more important than the rest of us?
yes you are supposed to drive differently. these are usually a clear sign that the drive thinks they are more important than you and expects you to act accordingly. sudden lane changes are very common. aka get out of my way. plenty of comedians have tackled this issue and its very true.
i don't have a gun....that's kinda the joke....unless you like larry the unfunny guy....then we have issues...;)
I knew you didn't have a gun. Norm would be so disappointed.
I don't even know who Larry the unfunny guy is.
I just learned yesterday about Larry the cable guy.
Cause I'm broken when I'm lonesome
And I don't feel right when you're gone away
i know...so was i....thus the sheesh. who knew you were so sensitive? (again, signifying humor)
and it's not a *big deal* in the least, but it's obvious how many 'see' them, rightly or wrongly......that's all. i am not a fan of most of the BS people put on their car. i used to have a pj sticker on my car that has since peeled off....so all that is left is a "coexist" sticker on the rear window, comprised of various world religious symbols to spell it out.....and i still like that.
I knew you didn't have a gun. Norm would be so disappointed.
I don't even know who Larry the unfunny guy is.
I just learned yesterday about Larry the cable guy.
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yesterday afternoon I was going to the Post Office and there was this one kid (around 6 or 7 yrs old) in the middle of the street and not getting out of my way...where was the stupid ass mom? It was a very busy street too!!
"What a stupid lamb."
"What a sick, masochistic lion."
I was only kidding, I dont have a BOB sign or a mini van.
But unfortunately, mini van may be in my future
I was only kidding!
Although I dont see what the big deal is.
I think that stupid peeing Hobbs that I see on trucks everywhere is worse.
You can do without! Be tough brother! Don't succumb.
You can fit 2 kids and 2 bikes and lots of other junk in a Ford Escape Hybrid.
In your case BOB would be booze on board....
And I don't feel right when you're gone away
I hate those..."oh wow, that guys total gangster, dogg! someone has shot at the back of his corolla!" :rolleyes:
That is Calvin. sheesh.
And the bullet holes KILL me! lol
And I don't feel right when you're gone away
It's better than the one of Calvin perfoming a reach around for his supper.
"The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"
"What's your name?"
"FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
Those are totally stupid....
"What a stupid lamb."
"What a sick, masochistic lion."
Well Im actually in the suburbs now.
Yup had to get out of the big apple for the kid.
Ive got my eye on that toyota highlander hybrid and the mazda cx-9.
Booze, Boobies, Bongs whatever, its hopefully all on board!
And just who is Calvin reaching around????
And I don't feel right when you're gone away
forgive me, my knowledge of comics aint what it used to be.
as for the peeing Calvin...well, um how else are you supposed to know how that Ford driver feels about Chevy's ????
how about "Unless you're a hemmoroid, get off my ass".
are these people saying they enjoy hemmoroids on their ass? I would rather be tailgated than have hemmoroids.
almost forgot the huge "TOYOTA" or "HONDA" or "FORD" across the top of the front/back windshied. WTF is that all about?
It would be like mistaking Huck for Tom.
Or Tom for Jerry.
Or Jerry for Bob.
Just shouldn't be happening.
And I don't feel right when you're gone away
ball looking like ball is smashing through the window !!
Anyone ever see those ??
The ONLY thing better than a glass of beer is tea with Miss McGill
A protuberance of flesh above the waistband of a tight pair of trousers
Yep, those are really stupid!!
"What a stupid lamb."
"What a sick, masochistic lion."
What's wrong with me?!? I'm not the one with the sticker! As to who he is reaching around imagine this post op:
http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/d/da/Susie_Derkins.png
"The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"
"What's your name?"
"FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
"If you get any closer I will flick a booger on your windshield"
The ONLY thing better than a glass of beer is tea with Miss McGill
A protuberance of flesh above the waistband of a tight pair of trousers
hehehe
you can borrow mine!!
"What a stupid lamb."
"What a sick, masochistic lion."
yes you are supposed to drive differently. these are usually a clear sign that the drive thinks they are more important than you and expects you to act accordingly. sudden lane changes are very common. aka get out of my way. plenty of comedians have tackled this issue and its very true.
And I don't feel right when you're gone away
I thought it was a cute way of explaining the vast number of "issue" stickers.
i don't have a gun....that's kinda the joke....unless you like larry the unfunny guy....then we have issues...;)
I don't even know who Larry the unfunny guy is.
I just learned yesterday about Larry the cable guy.
And I don't feel right when you're gone away
i know...so was i....thus the
and it's not a *big deal* in the least, but it's obvious how many 'see' them, rightly or wrongly......that's all. i am not a fan of most of the BS people put on their car. i used to have a pj sticker on my car that has since peeled off....so all that is left is a "coexist" sticker on the rear window, comprised of various world religious symbols to spell it out.....and i still like that.
Let's just breathe...
I am myself like you somehow
same guy...comedy for the brain dead.....:D
The first time I learned of Larry the cable guy my IQ dropped about 10 points.
"The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"
"What's your name?"
"FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
lol
that would be funny....
"What a stupid lamb."
"What a sick, masochistic lion."