Baby on Board????? WTF???

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  • LizardLizard Posts: 12,091
    I have one that says DICKHEAD on BOARD.

    :eek:
    So I'll just lie down and wait for the dream
    Where I'm not ugly and you're lookin' at me
  • TrixieCatTrixieCat Posts: 5,756
    dunkman wrote:
    oh i do love a good pun :D

    babies on board signs.. must stay on topic.. why are they always yellow?
    Yield signs are yellow.
    Yield...baby on board.
    Cause I'm broken when I'm lonesome
    And I don't feel right when you're gone away
  • pacifierpacifier Posts: 1,009
    dunkman wrote:
    oh i do love a good pun :D

    babies on board signs.. must stay on topic.. why are they always yellow?

    so they are easily seen?
  • TrixieCatTrixieCat Posts: 5,756
    Lizard wrote:
    I have one that says DICKHEAD on BOARD.

    :eek:
    I need one of those to go with my "I'm With Stupid" tee shirts.

    Seriously...what is funnier than an I'm With Stupid shirt????
    Cause I'm broken when I'm lonesome
    And I don't feel right when you're gone away
  • mookie9999mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    dunkman wrote:
    oh i do love a good pun :D

    babies on board signs.. must stay on topic.. why are they always yellow?

    Who doesn't?!? ;) To answer your question, black writing on yellow signs always remind people of bees. Seeing how 94% of the world's population has an aversion to bees, the belief is that you will look at the sign, but keep a safe distance. To the 6% that actually enjoy the company of bees, and even eat them, well those fuckers are going to rear end you faster than George Michael at an airport bathroom in Prague.
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • mookie9999mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    TrixieCat wrote:
    I need one of those to go with my "I'm With Stupid" tee shirts.

    Seriously...what is funnier than an I'm With Stupid shirt????

    A "Who Farted" tee shirt?
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • LizardLizard Posts: 12,091
    TrixieCat wrote:

    Seriously...what is funnier than an I'm With Stupid shirt????
    Not much.
    :D
    So I'll just lie down and wait for the dream
    Where I'm not ugly and you're lookin' at me
  • normnorm Posts: 31,146
    TrixieCat wrote:
    Seriously...what is funnier than an I'm With Stupid shirt????


    this guy

    http://ironyisgay.files.wordpress.com/2007/10/fuck-on-the-first-date.jpg

    :D
  • catefrancescatefrances Posts: 29,003
    TrixieCat wrote:
    I need one of those to go with my "I'm With Stupid" tee shirts.

    Seriously...what is funnier than an I'm With Stupid shirt????


    standing next to some random person who's oblivious to your t-shirt. :D
    hear my name
    take a good look
    this could be the day
    hold my hand
    lie beside me
    i just need to say
  • TrixieCatTrixieCat Posts: 5,756
    cutback wrote:
    You outdid yourself with that one, friend.
    Cause I'm broken when I'm lonesome
    And I don't feel right when you're gone away
  • josevolutionjosevolution Posts: 29,567
    TrixieCat wrote:
    I need one of those to go with my "I'm With Stupid" tee shirts.

    Seriously...what is funnier than an I'm With Stupid shirt????

    "i'm with Stupid's wife " tshirt rocks...
    jesus greets me looks just like me ....
  • ajedigeckoajedigecko Posts: 2,430
    TrixieCat wrote:
    I need one of those to go with my "I'm With Stupid" tee shirts.

    Seriously...what is funnier than an I'm With Stupid shirt????
    welll since you mentioned t shirt, a student of mine said something in class yesterday that made me think.....that should be on a shirt.

    behind every great man, is a woman rolling her eyes.
    live and let live...unless it violates the pearligious doctrine.
  • TrixieCatTrixieCat Posts: 5,756
    ajedigecko wrote:
    welll since you mentioned t shirt, a student of mine said something in class yesterday that made me think.....that should be on a shirt.

    behind every great man, is a woman rolling her eyes.
    HA!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    That is a good one.
    Cause I'm broken when I'm lonesome
    And I don't feel right when you're gone away
  • dunkmandunkman Posts: 19,646
    TrixieCat wrote:
    I need one of those to go with my "I'm With Stupid" tee shirts.

    Seriously...what is funnier than an I'm With Stupid shirt????


    i quite like silly stuff like "i eat crayon and my favourite taste is green"

    that doth tickle me.
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • TrixieCat wrote:
    I need one of those to go with my "I'm With Stupid" tee shirts.

    Seriously...what is funnier than an I'm With Stupid shirt????
    A pregnant woman wearing a "Smitty Did It" T-shirt.

    I don't know the significance of Smitty, but DAMNED if that isn't a hootnhollah!
    IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.
  • TrixieCatTrixieCat Posts: 5,756
    dunkman wrote:
    i quite like silly stuff like "i eat crayon and my favourite taste is green"

    that doth tickle me.
    I guess if you were here it would be 'Runs with scissors' or 'Doesn't play well with others'.
    Cause I'm broken when I'm lonesome
    And I don't feel right when you're gone away
  • dunkmandunkman Posts: 19,646
    TrixieCat wrote:
    I guess if you were here it would be 'Runs with scissors' or 'Doesn't play well with others'.

    i like "runs with scissors" :)

    that would be my Red Native American Gay Indian (or whatever the opposite of Cowboy is these days) name...
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • TrixieCatTrixieCat Posts: 5,756
    dunkman wrote:
    i like "runs with scissors" :)

    that would be my Red Native American Gay Indian (or whatever the opposite of Cowboy is these days) name...
    Or it could be "pees in the pool"
    :p
    Cause I'm broken when I'm lonesome
    And I don't feel right when you're gone away
  • dunkmandunkman Posts: 19,646
    TrixieCat wrote:
    Or it could be "pees in the pool"
    :p

    or "i like yellow fountains" ;)
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • My wife bought one for each of our cars when we had our third child, I told her nobody in this world gives a shit that we have a baby in our car except us.

    I think the signs are useless, but I believe the intent of them was to let others know I am not going to be driving 60 down a 25mph road so get off my ass before you cause an accident when I have my child in the car.
    If a man speaks in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong?
  • RygarRygar Posts: 8,685
    My wife bought one for each of our cars when we had our third child, I told her nobody in this world gives a shit that we have a baby in our car except us.

    I think the signs are useless, but I believe the intent of them was to let others know I am not going to be driving 60 down a 25mph road so get off my ass before you cause an accident when I have my child in the car.
    Which is understandable, but it's the people (and here they're the majority and those signs are popular) that have them and drive 60 down a 25 mph road. They're the same people that use their kids as an excuse for pretty much everything though.
  • Rygar wrote:
    Which is understandable, but it's the people (and here they're the majority and those signs are popular) that have them and drive 60 down a 25 mph road. They're the same people that use their kids as an excuse for pretty much everything though.


    true....
    If a man speaks in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong?
  • Rygar wrote:
    Which is understandable, but it's the people (and here they're the majority and those signs are popular) that have them and drive 60 down a 25 mph road. They're the same people that use their kids as an excuse for pretty much everything though.



    hahahahahahahahaha....soooo true! :D
    Stay with me...
    Let's just breathe...


    I am myself like you somehow


  • LizardLizard Posts: 12,091
    cutback wrote:

    hahaha--just looked at your link.
    Shit.

    :D

    And I have a PEARL JAM Sticker on my car--people seem to drive more carefully around me!!!! ;)
    So I'll just lie down and wait for the dream
    Where I'm not ugly and you're lookin' at me
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