Helena Bonham Carter has turned me into a Lesbian

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  • mookie9999
    mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    RolandTD20Kdrummer wrote:
    I was kinda hoping the three of us could get together with a couple bottles of wine, and play trivial pursuit on a bear skin rug next to the fireplace surrounded by candles.

    Then your BF could dress up like Helena and film it.

    What? No hot tub action?!?
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • RolandTD20Kdrummer
    RolandTD20Kdrummer Posts: 13,066
    harmless_little_f*** wrote:
    She looks a bit like half woman half yeti in the second pic.

    I've tried Yeti once. Once you get past the furballs It's not that bad really
    Progress is not made by everyone joining some new fad,
    and reveling in it's loyalty. It's made by forming coalitions
    over specific principles, goals, and policies.

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  • dunkman
    dunkman Posts: 19,646
    failedpersephone wrote:
    thank you dunk for that visual.


    you're welcome oh only american female that makes me laugh :)

    well Roseanne Barr did once... i think she fell over and had 27 donuts stapled to her tits.
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • Poncier
    Poncier Posts: 17,920
    RolandTD20Kdrummer wrote:
    I've tried Yeti once. Once you get past the furballs It's not that bad really
    Hocking those bad boys up is no fun.
    This weekend we rock Portland
  • harmless_little_f***
    harmless_little_f*** Posts: 8,005
    RolandTD20Kdrummer wrote:
    I've tried Yeti once. Once you get past the furballs It's not that bad really

    Tastes like chicken.
    'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'

    - the great Sir Leo Harrison
  • failedpersephone
    failedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    dunkman wrote:
    you're welcome oh only american female that makes me laugh :)

    well Roseanne Barr did once... i think she fell over and had 27 donuts stapled to her tits.

    strange, I have donut holes glued to my inner thighs...
    IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.
  • dunkman
    dunkman Posts: 19,646
    failedpersephone wrote:
    strange, I have donut holes glued to my inner thighs...


    i could play air guitar next to them bad boys... do some Gene Simmons tongue cuntortions...
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • harmless_little_f***
    harmless_little_f*** Posts: 8,005
    failedpersephone wrote:
    strange, I have donut holes glued to my inner thighs...

    Can you glue a hole?
    'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'

    - the great Sir Leo Harrison
  • failedpersephone
    failedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    harmless_little_f*** wrote:
    Can you glue a hole?

    wow.

    there were like 4,596 really really poor taste jokes that would totally get my ass banned that popped up in my head at that question.

    sigh..it was like sensory overload...snap pop fizzzzzzz....10101011100101010101100101011 (I need to reboot)
    IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.
  • Poncier
    Poncier Posts: 17,920
    dunkman wrote:
    cuntortions...
    Intentional typo?
    If so, bravo.
    This weekend we rock Portland
  • harmless_little_f***
    harmless_little_f*** Posts: 8,005
    failedpersephone wrote:
    wow.

    there were like 4,596 really really poor taste jokes that would totally get my ass banned that popped up in my head at that question.

    sigh..it was like sensory overload...snap pop fizzzzzzz....10101011100101010101100101011 (I need to reboot)

    Ahahahaha :D Go on, we'll all be banned for this thread anyway so fuck it!
    'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'

    - the great Sir Leo Harrison
  • RolandTD20Kdrummer
    RolandTD20Kdrummer Posts: 13,066
    harmless_little_f*** wrote:
    Can you glue a hole?

    ...from near across the room these days
    Progress is not made by everyone joining some new fad,
    and reveling in it's loyalty. It's made by forming coalitions
    over specific principles, goals, and policies.

    http://i36.tinypic.com/66j31x.jpg

    (\__/)
    ( o.O)
    (")_(")
  • dunkman
    dunkman Posts: 19,646
    Poncier wrote:
    Intentional typo?
    If so, bravo.


    of course :)
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • failedpersephone
    failedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    RolandTD20Kdrummer wrote:
    ...from near across the room these days
    ping ping PANG! Ricochet Rabbit!!
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  • harmless_little_f***
    harmless_little_f*** Posts: 8,005
    failedpersephone wrote:
    ping ping PANG! Ricochet Rabbit!!

    HAHAHAHA.. sounds like one of those Japanese Anime cartoons.

    Ping Ping PANG! Ricochet Rabbit!! YAH!!!
    'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'

    - the great Sir Leo Harrison
  • failedpersephone
    failedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    harmless_little_f*** wrote:
    HAHAHAHA.. sounds like one of those Japanese Anime cartoons.

    Ping Ping PANG! Ricochet Rabbit!! YAH!!!
    http://i152.photobucket.com/albums/s196/ladyricochet/ricochetrabbit.jpg

    god I loved Hanna Barbara Cartoons...
    IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.
  • uninnocent
    uninnocent Posts: 1,565
    i agree with all the love for helena. she's one fine woman. fell in love with her as 'marla' in fight club, and never once looked at other women quite the same.

    my girlfriend doesn't understand my deep love for helena, but i still keep her around anyway.
  • brainofPJ
    brainofPJ Posts: 2,361
    Helena Bonham Carter?

    i think i just threw-up a little in my mouth


    Esther's here and she's sick?

    hi Esther, now we are all going to be sick, thanks
  • harmless_little_f***
    harmless_little_f*** Posts: 8,005
    brainofPJ wrote:
    Helena Bonham Carter?

    i think i just threw-up a little in my mouth

    And you hyphenated 'threw up' :D

    Cool.
    'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'

    - the great Sir Leo Harrison
  • harmless_little_f***
    harmless_little_f*** Posts: 8,005
    failedpersephone wrote:
    http://i152.photobucket.com/albums/s196/ladyricochet/ricochetrabbit.jpg

    god I loved Hanna Barbara Cartoons...

    I saw that coming.. it's ALREADY a cartoon. :o
    'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'

    - the great Sir Leo Harrison

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