Helena Bonham Carter has turned me into a Lesbian

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  • failedpersephone
    failedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    harmless_little_f*** wrote:
    Brunette... the one who got out her boobages.

    Except I like her for her personality.
    LOL!


    boobages. niiice.

    oh and Roland--- those posting of Helena...WHY would you do that to me!!!

    ahhhh!!!

    My Helena! sigh.
    (how feasible do you think it would be to have an average American bf dress up a bit like Helena???)
    IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.
  • dunkman
    dunkman Posts: 19,646
    this thread has made me feel hornier than a herd of rhinos.. practising their french horn playing... and carving shoe horns out of old car horns
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • cory
    cory Posts: 736
    Dear failedpersephone,

    Although I appreciate your attempt to give me an erection with your lesbian talk, next time, why don't we pick someone who doesn't look like they need to bleach their asshole.

    Regards,

    Limp in Tennessee
    Revive the heart of the heartless...

    Why would you start was has no end?
  • harmless_little_f***
    harmless_little_f*** Posts: 8,005
    dunkman wrote:
    this thread has made me feel hornier than a herd of rhinos.. practising their french horn playing... and carving shoe horns out of old car horns

    Dude she made me go and google Thora Birch like a million times. It's not funny.
    'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'

    - the great Sir Leo Harrison
  • dunkman
    dunkman Posts: 19,646
    i watched Boxing Helena once.. i was disappointed.. i was hoping for either foxy topless boxing or some other depravity involving those plastic tongs used in the tossing of a salad
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • harmless_little_f***
    harmless_little_f*** Posts: 8,005
    failedpersephone wrote:
    LOL!


    boobages. niiice.

    oh and Roland--- those posting of Helena...WHY would you do that to me!!!

    ahhhh!!!

    My Helena! sigh.
    (how feasible do you think it would be to have an average American bf dress up a bit like Helena???)

    The average American man would have to go on quite a diet. :D
    'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'

    - the great Sir Leo Harrison
  • anotherclone
    anotherclone Posts: 1,688
    mammasan wrote:
    I love Helena Bonham Carter. My girlfriend thought I was strange when I said that I thought she was an extremely attractive and sexy woman. Then we went to go see Sweeney Todd and she agreed with me. There is just something about her.

    I think it was her boobs in those gothic dresses. They were magnificent.

    I am a chick by the way, and I love HBC. lol...sounds like the start of an AA meeting. "I am a chick and I love HBC".
  • failedpersephone
    failedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    cory wrote:
    Dear failedpersephone,

    Although I appreciate your attempt to give me an erection with your lesbian talk, next time, why don't we pick someone who doesn't look like they need to bleach their asshole.

    Regards,

    Limp in Tennessee

    lol!

    see, the thought of Helena's dingleberries still didn't make me want her less...I want to lick her EYE SOCKETS!!!

    dammit...I am getting grumpy...
    http://www.cinemablend.com/images/news_img/3656/3656.jpg
    http://img5.allocine.fr/acmedia/medias/04/49/11/044911_ph1.jpg

    siiiigh
    IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.
  • dunkman
    dunkman Posts: 19,646
    harmless_little_f*** wrote:
    The average American man would have to go on quite a diet. :D


    thats the most obvious statement since the Nazis were facing defeat and Goering turned round, pointed to Hitler and said to the advancing Allied troops... "it was his fault"
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • failedpersephone
    failedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    harmless_little_f*** wrote:
    The average American man would have to go on quite a diet. :D

    hmmn, no he's about 160 lbs and 5'10" I would be happy with a wig...and maybe a corset...and a mask. do you think they sell masks???

    Oh lord. I am actually thinking of googling "Helena Bonham Carter Mask"
    IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.
  • harmless_little_f***
    harmless_little_f*** Posts: 8,005
    failedpersephone wrote:
    lol!

    see, the thought of Helena's dingleberries still didn't make me want her less...I want to lick her EYE SOCKETS!!!

    Do you mean her eyeballs or eye.. sockets? Wow that IS Burtonesque. ;)
    'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'

    - the great Sir Leo Harrison
  • cory
    cory Posts: 736
    failedpersephone wrote:
    lol!

    see, the thought of Helena's dingleberries still didn't make me want her less...I want to lick her EYE SOCKETS!!!

    dammit...I am getting grumpy...
    http://www.cinemablend.com/images/news_img/3656/3656.jpg
    http://img5.allocine.fr/acmedia/medias/04/49/11/044911_ph1.jpg

    siiiigh


    See, I would play naked leapfrog with the woman in the 1st picture. BUT, I would rather crank it while staring into a mirror at myself rather than bang the H-B-C in the 2nd pic. She's a nasty woman. I'll bet her breath smells like Clorox and dookie.

    True Story.
    Revive the heart of the heartless...

    Why would you start was has no end?
  • harmless_little_f***
    harmless_little_f*** Posts: 8,005
    failedpersephone wrote:
    hmmn, no he's about 160 lbs and 5'10" I would be happy with a wig...and maybe a corset...and a mask. do you think they sell masks???

    Oh lord. I am actually thinking of googling "Helena Bonham Carter Mask"

    HAHAHAHAHA I'll google Thora Birch Mask if you're up for it.
    'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'

    - the great Sir Leo Harrison
  • dunkman
    dunkman Posts: 19,646
    if her downstairs rug looks anything like her upstairs carpet then i'd bring some delousing fluid, a steel comb and an industrial pair of pliers.

    be like Don King's head trapped between the thighs of an Holocaust survivor
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • anotherclone
    anotherclone Posts: 1,688
    dunkman wrote:
    if her downstairs rug looks anything like her upstairs carpet then i'd bring some delousing fluid, a steel comb and an industrial pair of pliers.

    be like Don King's head trapped between the thighs of an Holocaust survivor

    nice visual. :D
  • harmless_little_f***
    harmless_little_f*** Posts: 8,005
    cory wrote:
    See, I would play naked leapfrog with the woman in the 1st picture. BUT, I would rather crank it while staring into a mirror at myself rather than bang the H-B-C in the 2nd pic. She's a nasty woman. I'll bet her breath smells like Clorox and dookie.

    True Story.

    She looks a bit like half woman half yeti in the second pic.
    'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'

    - the great Sir Leo Harrison
  • mookie9999
    mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    failedpersephone wrote:
    Oh lord. I am actually thinking of googling "Helena Bonham Carter Mask"

    But wouldn't it all be fun and games with the mask until the Crying Game moment appeared?
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • failedpersephone
    failedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    dunkman wrote:
    if her downstairs rug looks anything like her upstairs carpet then i'd bring some delousing fluid, a steel comb and an industrial pair of pliers.

    be like Don King's head trapped between the thighs of an Holocaust survivor

    thank you dunk for that visual.

    it almost worked...until I recalled that I also have a wild hair moment on the top of my head...without the accompanying shaggy bottom.

    BTW gents I like the gritty grungy factor that she has going for her...messy and dirrrty and *gasp*...awww dammit! again!!!!
    IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.
  • RolandTD20Kdrummer
    RolandTD20Kdrummer Posts: 13,066
    failedpersephone wrote:
    LOL!


    boobages. niiice.

    oh and Roland--- those posting of Helena...WHY would you do that to me!!!

    ahhhh!!!

    My Helena! sigh.
    (how feasible do you think it would be to have an average American bf dress up a bit like Helena???)

    I was kinda hoping the three of us could get together with a couple bottles of wine, and play trivial pursuit on a bear skin rug next to the fireplace surrounded by candles.

    Then your BF could dress up like Helena and film it.
    Progress is not made by everyone joining some new fad,
    and reveling in it's loyalty. It's made by forming coalitions
    over specific principles, goals, and policies.

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  • harmless_little_f***
    harmless_little_f*** Posts: 8,005
    failedpersephone wrote:
    thank you dunk for that visual.

    it almost worked...until I recalled that I also have a wild hair moment on the top of my head...without the accompanying shaggy bottom.

    BTW gents I like the gritty grungy factor that she has going for her...messy and dirrrty and *gasp*...awww dammit! again!!!!

    I will be thinking about Thora Birch until this time tomorrow morning.
    'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'

    - the great Sir Leo Harrison

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