see, the thought of Helena's dingleberries still didn't make me want her less...I want to lick her EYE SOCKETS!!!
Do you mean her eyeballs or eye.. sockets? Wow that IS Burtonesque.
'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'
See, I would play naked leapfrog with the woman in the 1st picture. BUT, I would rather crank it while staring into a mirror at myself rather than bang the H-B-C in the 2nd pic. She's a nasty woman. I'll bet her breath smells like Clorox and dookie.
hmmn, no he's about 160 lbs and 5'10" I would be happy with a wig...and maybe a corset...and a mask. do you think they sell masks???
Oh lord. I am actually thinking of googling "Helena Bonham Carter Mask"
HAHAHAHAHA I'll google Thora Birch Mask if you're up for it.
'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'
if her downstairs rug looks anything like her upstairs carpet then i'd bring some delousing fluid, a steel comb and an industrial pair of pliers.
be like Don King's head trapped between the thighs of an Holocaust survivor
oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
See, I would play naked leapfrog with the woman in the 1st picture. BUT, I would rather crank it while staring into a mirror at myself rather than bang the H-B-C in the 2nd pic. She's a nasty woman. I'll bet her breath smells like Clorox and dookie.
True Story.
She looks a bit like half woman half yeti in the second pic.
'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'
oh and Roland--- those posting of Helena...WHY would you do that to me!!!
ahhhh!!!
My Helena! sigh.
(how feasible do you think it would be to have an average American bf dress up a bit like Helena???)
I was kinda hoping the three of us could get together with a couple bottles of wine, and play trivial pursuit on a bear skin rug next to the fireplace surrounded by candles.
Then your BF could dress up like Helena and film it.
Progress is not made by everyone joining some new fad,
and reveling in it's loyalty. It's made by forming coalitions
over specific principles, goals, and policies.
it almost worked...until I recalled that I also have a wild hair moment on the top of my head...without the accompanying shaggy bottom.
BTW gents I like the gritty grungy factor that she has going for her...messy and dirrrty and *gasp*...awww dammit! again!!!!
I will be thinking about Thora Birch until this time tomorrow morning.
'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'
I was kinda hoping the three of us could get together with a couple bottles of wine, and play trivial pursuit on a bear skin rug next to the fireplace surrounded by candles.
Then your BF could dress up like Helena and film it.
What? No hot tub action?!?
"The leads are weak!"
"The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"
She looks a bit like half woman half yeti in the second pic.
I've tried Yeti once. Once you get past the furballs It's not that bad really
Progress is not made by everyone joining some new fad,
and reveling in it's loyalty. It's made by forming coalitions
over specific principles, goals, and policies.
you're welcome oh only american female that makes me laugh
well Roseanne Barr did once... i think she fell over and had 27 donuts stapled to her tits.
oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
I've tried Yeti once. Once you get past the furballs It's not that bad really
Tastes like chicken.
'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'
strange, I have donut holes glued to my inner thighs...
i could play air guitar next to them bad boys... do some Gene Simmons tongue cuntortions...
oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
strange, I have donut holes glued to my inner thighs...
Can you glue a hole?
'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'
there were like 4,596 really really poor taste jokes that would totally get my ass banned that popped up in my head at that question.
sigh..it was like sensory overload...snap pop fizzzzzzz....10101011100101010101100101011 (I need to reboot)
Ahahahaha Go on, we'll all be banned for this thread anyway so fuck it!
'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'
Progress is not made by everyone joining some new fad,
and reveling in it's loyalty. It's made by forming coalitions
over specific principles, goals, and policies.
oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
HAHAHAHA.. sounds like one of those Japanese Anime cartoons.
Ping Ping PANG! Ricochet Rabbit!! YAH!!!
'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'
i agree with all the love for helena. she's one fine woman. fell in love with her as 'marla' in fight club, and never once looked at other women quite the same.
my girlfriend doesn't understand my deep love for helena, but i still keep her around anyway.
'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'
'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'
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Do you mean her eyeballs or eye.. sockets? Wow that IS Burtonesque.
- the great Sir Leo Harrison
See, I would play naked leapfrog with the woman in the 1st picture. BUT, I would rather crank it while staring into a mirror at myself rather than bang the H-B-C in the 2nd pic. She's a nasty woman. I'll bet her breath smells like Clorox and dookie.
True Story.
Why would you start was has no end?
HAHAHAHAHA I'll google Thora Birch Mask if you're up for it.
- the great Sir Leo Harrison
be like Don King's head trapped between the thighs of an Holocaust survivor
nice visual.
She looks a bit like half woman half yeti in the second pic.
- the great Sir Leo Harrison
But wouldn't it all be fun and games with the mask until the Crying Game moment appeared?
"The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"
"What's your name?"
"FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
thank you dunk for that visual.
it almost worked...until I recalled that I also have a wild hair moment on the top of my head...without the accompanying shaggy bottom.
BTW gents I like the gritty grungy factor that she has going for her...messy and dirrrty and *gasp*...awww dammit! again!!!!
I was kinda hoping the three of us could get together with a couple bottles of wine, and play trivial pursuit on a bear skin rug next to the fireplace surrounded by candles.
Then your BF could dress up like Helena and film it.
and reveling in it's loyalty. It's made by forming coalitions
over specific principles, goals, and policies.
http://i36.tinypic.com/66j31x.jpg
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( o.O)
(")_(")
I will be thinking about Thora Birch until this time tomorrow morning.
- the great Sir Leo Harrison
What? No hot tub action?!?
"The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"
"What's your name?"
"FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
I've tried Yeti once. Once you get past the furballs It's not that bad really
and reveling in it's loyalty. It's made by forming coalitions
over specific principles, goals, and policies.
http://i36.tinypic.com/66j31x.jpg
(\__/)
( o.O)
(")_(")
you're welcome oh only american female that makes me laugh
well Roseanne Barr did once... i think she fell over and had 27 donuts stapled to her tits.
Tastes like chicken.
- the great Sir Leo Harrison
strange, I have donut holes glued to my inner thighs...
i could play air guitar next to them bad boys... do some Gene Simmons tongue cuntortions...
Can you glue a hole?
- the great Sir Leo Harrison
wow.
there were like 4,596 really really poor taste jokes that would totally get my ass banned that popped up in my head at that question.
sigh..it was like sensory overload...snap pop fizzzzzzz....10101011100101010101100101011 (I need to reboot)
If so, bravo.
Ahahahaha
- the great Sir Leo Harrison
...from near across the room these days
and reveling in it's loyalty. It's made by forming coalitions
over specific principles, goals, and policies.
http://i36.tinypic.com/66j31x.jpg
(\__/)
( o.O)
(")_(")
of course
HAHAHAHA.. sounds like one of those Japanese Anime cartoons.
Ping Ping PANG! Ricochet Rabbit!! YAH!!!
- the great Sir Leo Harrison
god I loved Hanna Barbara Cartoons...
my girlfriend doesn't understand my deep love for helena, but i still keep her around anyway.
i think i just threw-up a little in my mouth
Esther's here and she's sick?
hi Esther, now we are all going to be sick, thanks
And you hyphenated 'threw up'
Cool.
- the great Sir Leo Harrison
I saw that coming.. it's ALREADY a cartoon.
- the great Sir Leo Harrison