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    failedpersephonefailedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    brainofPJ wrote:
    Helena Bonham Carter?

    i think i just threw-up a little in my mouth

    that totally confused me...but but but it's HELENA.

    errrm, I mean ~~~H*E*L*E*N*A~~~
    IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.
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    FinsburyParkCarrotsFinsburyParkCarrots Seattle, WA Posts: 12,223
    dunkman wrote:
    helena bonham carter looks like a human chihuahua...


    She looks like one of those baboons they used to get to test the cigarettes in Woodbines factories.
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    failedpersephonefailedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    Woah...

    um no no no look again.

    don't you see the angel wings brushing her face??? see how they are all black feathers and scaly?? and sniff the air! smell that heavenly aroma?? kinda like when you strike a match!

    oh Helena is the girl for me.
    IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.
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    igotid88igotid88 Posts: 27,535
    I love HBC
    I miss igotid88
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    elmerelmer Posts: 1,683
    Helena Bonham Carter? Not too strange a crush.
    thinking of her reminds me of Winona Ryder in Beetlejuice.
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    jordn6971jordn6971 Posts: 675
    She was also in Big Fish, which everyone probably saw and I don't think anyone mentioned.
    "There was a band playing in my head, and I felt like getting high"
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    harmless_little_f***harmless_little_f*** Posts: 8,005
    jordn6971 wrote:
    She was also in Big Fish, which everyone probably saw and I don't think anyone mentioned.

    'Man of the Hour' is a great song!.... However FailedPersephone's obviously not looking for one of those ;)
    'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'

    - the great Sir Leo Harrison
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    Steve DunneSteve Dunne Posts: 4,965
    HBC is good lookin...you two would make a good couple...just roll tape please!!! ;)
    I love to turn you on
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    failedpersephonefailedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    OH god Winona in Beetlejuice! I wanted to look like her!!!

    and I liked Helena in Big Fish...she was awesome as the witch :D drooooooooool...
    IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.
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    Get_RightGet_Right Posts: 12,491
    failedpersephone wrote:
    ...how the hell do I get over it????

    view pictures and vids on the internet, masturbate until it does nothing for you

    ;)
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    bryn_cmbsbryn_cmbs Posts: 407
    Get_Right wrote:
    view pictures and vids on the internet, masturbate until it does nothing for you

    ;)

    Ha!
    http://alltimetopfive-boofcombs.blogspot.com/
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    mookie9999mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    Get_Right wrote:
    view pictures and vids on the internet, masturbate until it does nothing for you

    ;)

    I know that works for my obsession with Tonka Trucks, so I'm sure it will work for HBC as well.
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
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    tylerpjtxtylerpjtx Posts: 201
    i've always thought she was gorgeous...but in a unique way. she has a beauty to her. i think it is increased too by her intelligence. she's not a angelina jolie kinda sexy....but her own kinda sexy. no better, no worse.
    all these burning battlefields are now behind us, life has brought us here together to remind us, that love will rise above it all and just keep growin, life keeps flowing and every moment starts right here with us
    -mason jennings
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    Jeremy1012Jeremy1012 Posts: 7,170
    failedpersephone wrote:
    Swear to god she has.


    didn't think it was possible - but my god she is sooo gorgeous! sigh.


    for Helena I would totally swear off of the menfolk.

    sigh...it is so bad that I even rewatched "planet of the apes" and damned if she wasn't a hot simian.

    so - to the dudes: how do you get over a full on girl crush like this???

    I have never crushed on a celebrity before like this...how the hell do I get over it????
    Oh my fucking god yes. I'm a straight guy but that in no way disqualifies me. She would totally merit a visitation from myself :p
    "I remember one night at Muzdalifa with nothing but the sky overhead, I lay awake amid sleeping Muslim brothers and I learned that pilgrims from every land — every colour, and class, and rank; high officials and the beggar alike — all snored in the same language"
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    dunkmandunkman Posts: 19,646
    Jeremy1012 wrote:
    Oh my fucking god yes. I'm a straight guy but that in no way disqualifies me. She would totally merit a visitation from myself :p


    a visitation? are you the ghost of christmas past? ;)
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
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    Jeremy1012Jeremy1012 Posts: 7,170
    dunkman wrote:
    a visitation? are you the ghost of christmas past? ;)
    Hells yeah.


    ahem. no. I just have an odd turn of phrase after a few pints :D
    "I remember one night at Muzdalifa with nothing but the sky overhead, I lay awake amid sleeping Muslim brothers and I learned that pilgrims from every land — every colour, and class, and rank; high officials and the beggar alike — all snored in the same language"
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    The JugglerThe Juggler Behind that bush over there. Posts: 47,442
    failedpersephone said:

    Swear to god<</i> she has.


    didn't think it was possible - but my god she is sooo gorgeous! sigh.


    ????

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dx8r-TiLSVg
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    hedonisthedonist standing on the edge of forever Posts: 24,524
    Juliette Binoche, Jessica Lange and Nigella Lawson.

    Just saying.

    (Juggler, did you do a search for anything swear-related?)
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    The JugglerThe Juggler Behind that bush over there. Posts: 47,442
    hedonist said:

    Juliette Binoche, Jessica Lange and Nigella Lawson.

    Just saying.

    (Juggler, did you do a search for anything swear-related?)

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dx8r-TiLSVg

    !
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    WobbieWobbie Posts: 29,614
    We're not making thread titles like we used to >:P
    If I had known then what I know now...

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    PJ_SoulPJ_Soul Vancouver, BC Posts: 49,736
    edited September 2014
    imalive said:

    We're not making thread titles like we used to >:P

    Lol. It's true. I actually think it was the catch-all threads that did that. "What's on your mind right now?" and "random thread about anything" pretty much negated the need for any new threads ever, lol.
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    hedonisthedonist standing on the edge of forever Posts: 24,524
    The Juggler said:

    hedonist said:

    Juliette Binoche, Jessica Lange and Nigella Lawson.

    Just saying.

    (Juggler, did you do a search for anything swear-related?)

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dx8r-TiLSVg

    !
    !!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vo3woDSkDfc :)>-
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    hedonisthedonist standing on the edge of forever Posts: 24,524
    Gran Torino is on TNT, by the way.

    Not that that has anything to do with lesbianism. Just thought the spitting thing fit. And I love Clint.
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