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Helena Bonham Carter has turned me into a Lesbian

failedpersephonefailedpersephone Posts: 3,424
edited January 2008 in All Encompassing Trip
Swear to god she has.


didn't think it was possible - but my god she is sooo gorgeous! sigh.


for Helena I would totally swear off of the menfolk.

sigh...it is so bad that I even rewatched "planet of the apes" and damned if she wasn't a hot simian.

so - to the dudes: how do you get over a full on girl crush like this???

I have never crushed on a celebrity before like this...how the hell do I get over it????
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  • harmless_little_f***harmless_little_f*** Posts: 8,005
    Haven't you started a thread like this before? :D

    Couldn't you have chosen Thora Birch? That would be really cool...
    'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'

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  • failedpersephonefailedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    harmless_little_f*** wrote:
    Haven't you started a thread like this before? :D

    Couldn't you have chosen Thora Birch? That would be really cool...
    oh the other thread was a "swoooon on Helena" this one is full throttle girl on girl action desire.


    I should blush but I am not even going to bother. :rolleyes:

    Thora Birch? oh "american beauty" and "Ghost World"

    yeah I like her she is cool! but, she looks like my kid cousin!

    (btw HI Harmless!!!!! How ya been, dude??)
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  • dunkmandunkman Posts: 19,646
    helena bonham carter looks like a human chihuahua...
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • harmless_little_f***harmless_little_f*** Posts: 8,005
    failedpersephone wrote:
    oh the other thread was a "swoooon on Helena" this one is full throttle girl on girl action desire.


    I should blush but I am not even going to bother. :rolleyes:

    Thora Birch? oh "american beauty" and "Ghost World"

    yeah I like her she is cool! but, she looks like my kid cousin!

    (btw HI Harmless!!!!! How ya been, dude??)

    Not too bad, and you? (I have fancied the pants off Thora Birch for a very long time)
    'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'

    - the great Sir Leo Harrison
  • MattCameronKicksButtMattCameronKicksButt Posts: 4,317
    harmless_little_f*** wrote:
    Haven't you started a thread like this before? :D

    Couldn't you have chosen Thora Birch? That would be really cool...

    I don't know who either of these women are!

    I don't know how to get over a crush. I still fancy you-know-who.
  • kenshuntkenshunt Posts: 2,863
    MattCameronKicksButt wrote:
    I don't know who either of these women are!

    I don't know how to get over a crush. I still fancy you-know-who.
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  • dunkmandunkman Posts: 19,646
    MattCameronKicksButt wrote:
    I still fancy you-know-who.

    yeah i know
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • harmless_little_f***harmless_little_f*** Posts: 8,005
    MattCameronKicksButt wrote:
    I don't know who either of these women are!

    I don't know how to get over a crush. I still fancy you-know-who.

    Have you seen Ghost World or American Beauty? Thora Birch.

    Fight Club? Helena Bonham Carter.
    'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'

    - the great Sir Leo Harrison
  • urbanhippieurbanhippie Posts: 3,007
    Helena is gorgeous. i'm not sure I'd swear off men for her though :D
    Maybe for Dita Von Teese. Now that woman is DAMN sexy!
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  • failedpersephonefailedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    dunkman wrote:
    helena bonham carter looks like a human chihuahua...

    NO!!!
    Dunk I totally liked you until you said that!

    AYE! MCKB sabes que: http://www.helena-world.com/blog/wp-content/20071008_helena04.jpg (helena)

    http://www.geocities.com/thorabirch2/thora_birch.jpg (thora)

    ya know what?? Harmless - you are kinda right...I like her too.

    oh CRAP!
    IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.
  • dunkmandunkman Posts: 19,646
    failedpersephone wrote:
    NO!!!
    Dunk I totally liked you

    yeah i knew
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • normnorm Posts: 31,146
    fpp have you seen "live from baghdad"......i fell for her in that one....:)
  • mammasanmammasan Posts: 5,656
    I love Helena Bonham Carter. My girlfriend thought I was strange when I said that I thought she was an extremely attractive and sexy woman. Then we went to go see Sweeney Todd and she agreed with me. There is just something about her.
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  • RolandTD20KdrummerRolandTD20Kdrummer Posts: 13,066
    She was in POTA? I didn't know that, but I'm seeing it clearly.

    These probably won't help alleviate the pressure
    http://www.sexbabestown.com/celebrities/helena_bonham_carter/helena_bonham_carter_08.jpg
    http://www.sexbabestown.com/celebrities/helena_bonham_carter/helena_bonham_carter_18.jpg
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  • failedpersephonefailedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    wait - no, no - I'm good...I looked at the picture again and I kinda like the hair color but more for like, myself. and I was thinking that she had a cool expression but I would want to see if i can emulate it...I dont want to be like naughty bits to the wind with Thora Birch...so, I guess it's still just a helena thing.
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  • MattCameronKicksButtMattCameronKicksButt Posts: 4,317
    dunkman wrote:
    yeah i know

    Besides yourself and kenshunt. :)

    harmless. Was she the blonde or the brunette in American Beauty?
  • harmless_little_f***harmless_little_f*** Posts: 8,005
    failedpersephone wrote:
    NO!!!
    Dunk I totally liked you until you said that!

    AYE! MCKB sabes que: http://www.helena-world.com/blog/wp-content/20071008_helena04.jpg (helena)

    http://www.geocities.com/thorabirch2/thora_birch.jpg (thora)

    ya know what?? Harmless - you are kinda right...I like her too.

    oh CRAP!

    Thora is amazing.. Oh crap you've got me started. I haven't seen her in ages.
    'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'

    - the great Sir Leo Harrison
  • harmless_little_f***harmless_little_f*** Posts: 8,005
    MattCameronKicksButt wrote:
    Besides yourself and kenshunt. :)

    harmless. Was she the blonde or the brunette in American Beauty?

    Brunette... the one who got out her boobages.

    Except I like her for her personality.
    'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'

    - the great Sir Leo Harrison
  • harmless_little_f***harmless_little_f*** Posts: 8,005
    failedpersephone wrote:
    wait - no, no - I'm good...I looked at the picture again and I kinda like the hair color but more for like, myself. and I was thinking that she had a cool expression but I would want to see if i can emulate it...I dont want to be like naughty bits to the wind with Thora Birch...so, I guess it's still just a helena thing.

    Naughty bits to the wind with Thora Birch? Seriously this thread is no good for me *runs away* ahem, sorry.... *wheels away, fast*
    'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'

    - the great Sir Leo Harrison
  • MattCameronKicksButtMattCameronKicksButt Posts: 4,317
    failedpersephone wrote:
    NO!!!
    Dunk I totally liked you until you said that!

    AYE! MCKB sabes que: http://www.helena-world.com/blog/wp-content/20071008_helena04.jpg (helena)

    Ooohhh. I get her confused with the woman that was on Pirates Of The Caribbean. :D:o
  • failedpersephonefailedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    harmless_little_f*** wrote:
    Brunette... the one who got out her boobages.

    Except I like her for her personality.
    LOL!


    boobages. niiice.

    oh and Roland--- those posting of Helena...WHY would you do that to me!!!

    ahhhh!!!

    My Helena! sigh.
    (how feasible do you think it would be to have an average American bf dress up a bit like Helena???)
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  • dunkmandunkman Posts: 19,646
    this thread has made me feel hornier than a herd of rhinos.. practising their french horn playing... and carving shoe horns out of old car horns
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • corycory Posts: 736
    Dear failedpersephone,

    Although I appreciate your attempt to give me an erection with your lesbian talk, next time, why don't we pick someone who doesn't look like they need to bleach their asshole.

    Regards,

    Limp in Tennessee
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  • harmless_little_f***harmless_little_f*** Posts: 8,005
    dunkman wrote:
    this thread has made me feel hornier than a herd of rhinos.. practising their french horn playing... and carving shoe horns out of old car horns

    Dude she made me go and google Thora Birch like a million times. It's not funny.
    'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'

    - the great Sir Leo Harrison
  • dunkmandunkman Posts: 19,646
    i watched Boxing Helena once.. i was disappointed.. i was hoping for either foxy topless boxing or some other depravity involving those plastic tongs used in the tossing of a salad
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • harmless_little_f***harmless_little_f*** Posts: 8,005
    failedpersephone wrote:
    LOL!


    boobages. niiice.

    oh and Roland--- those posting of Helena...WHY would you do that to me!!!

    ahhhh!!!

    My Helena! sigh.
    (how feasible do you think it would be to have an average American bf dress up a bit like Helena???)

    The average American man would have to go on quite a diet. :D
    'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'

    - the great Sir Leo Harrison
  • anothercloneanotherclone Posts: 1,688
    mammasan wrote:
    I love Helena Bonham Carter. My girlfriend thought I was strange when I said that I thought she was an extremely attractive and sexy woman. Then we went to go see Sweeney Todd and she agreed with me. There is just something about her.

    I think it was her boobs in those gothic dresses. They were magnificent.

    I am a chick by the way, and I love HBC. lol...sounds like the start of an AA meeting. "I am a chick and I love HBC".
  • failedpersephonefailedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    cory wrote:
    Dear failedpersephone,

    Although I appreciate your attempt to give me an erection with your lesbian talk, next time, why don't we pick someone who doesn't look like they need to bleach their asshole.

    Regards,

    Limp in Tennessee

    lol!

    see, the thought of Helena's dingleberries still didn't make me want her less...I want to lick her EYE SOCKETS!!!

    dammit...I am getting grumpy...
    http://www.cinemablend.com/images/news_img/3656/3656.jpg
    http://img5.allocine.fr/acmedia/medias/04/49/11/044911_ph1.jpg

    siiiigh
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  • dunkmandunkman Posts: 19,646
    harmless_little_f*** wrote:
    The average American man would have to go on quite a diet. :D


    thats the most obvious statement since the Nazis were facing defeat and Goering turned round, pointed to Hitler and said to the advancing Allied troops... "it was his fault"
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • failedpersephonefailedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    harmless_little_f*** wrote:
    The average American man would have to go on quite a diet. :D

    hmmn, no he's about 160 lbs and 5'10" I would be happy with a wig...and maybe a corset...and a mask. do you think they sell masks???

    Oh lord. I am actually thinking of googling "Helena Bonham Carter Mask"
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