The Top 10 Game

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  • ZiggyStar
    ZiggyStar Posts: 14,328
    Top Ten ways to find out "where babies come from"

    1. The 'Where Did I Come From' book (I think we've all read this)
    2. Priest
    3. Whilst walking past parents bedroom late at night, or morning, when they think that you're asleep
    4. Sex as a 10 Year old..... (reminiscing about fav Jerry Springer episodes!!)
    5. Get told by a priest as he tries to convince you why you should fuck him instead of a girl....
    6. Toilet wall
    7. MTV
    8. When you actually get pregnant
    9. With exploring fingers
    ★ 1995 - Brisbane ★ 1998 - Brisbane ★ 2003 - Brisbane ★ 2006 - Brisbane ★
    ★ 2009 - Sydney, Brisbane, Auckland, Christchurch ★
    ★ 2011 - EV Newcastle, Melbourne 1, Melbourne 2 ★
  • ZiggyStar
    ZiggyStar Posts: 14,328
    Top Ten ways to find out "where babies come from"

    1. The 'Where Did I Come From' book (I think we've all read this)
    2. Priest
    3. Whilst walking past parents bedroom late at night, or morning, when they think that you're asleep
    4. Sex as a 10 Year old..... (reminiscing about fav Jerry Springer episodes!!)
    5. Get told by a priest as he tries to convince you why you should fuck him instead of a girl....
    6. Toilet wall
    7. MTV
    8. When you actually get pregnant
    9. With exploring fingers
    10. By your dad giving you a birds and the bees chat

    Phew...finally finished
    ★ 1995 - Brisbane ★ 1998 - Brisbane ★ 2003 - Brisbane ★ 2006 - Brisbane ★
    ★ 2009 - Sydney, Brisbane, Auckland, Christchurch ★
    ★ 2011 - EV Newcastle, Melbourne 1, Melbourne 2 ★
  • ZiggyStar
    ZiggyStar Posts: 14,328
    YES, I'm making a new top 10....I'm just giving it a bit of thought first.

    No one better even THINK ABOUT posting a new topic....this one's MINE!

    :mad:
    ★ 1995 - Brisbane ★ 1998 - Brisbane ★ 2003 - Brisbane ★ 2006 - Brisbane ★
    ★ 2009 - Sydney, Brisbane, Auckland, Christchurch ★
    ★ 2011 - EV Newcastle, Melbourne 1, Melbourne 2 ★
  • ZiggyStar
    ZiggyStar Posts: 14,328
    Top ten names you'd HATE to have as your name

    1. Mona
    ★ 1995 - Brisbane ★ 1998 - Brisbane ★ 2003 - Brisbane ★ 2006 - Brisbane ★
    ★ 2009 - Sydney, Brisbane, Auckland, Christchurch ★
    ★ 2011 - EV Newcastle, Melbourne 1, Melbourne 2 ★
  • Black Diamond
    Black Diamond Posts: 25,109
    Top ten names you'd HATE to have as your name

    1. Mona
    2. Dickie
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  • ZiggyStar
    ZiggyStar Posts: 14,328
    Top ten names you'd HATE to have as your name

    1. Mona
    2. Dickie
    3. Gina
    ★ 1995 - Brisbane ★ 1998 - Brisbane ★ 2003 - Brisbane ★ 2006 - Brisbane ★
    ★ 2009 - Sydney, Brisbane, Auckland, Christchurch ★
    ★ 2011 - EV Newcastle, Melbourne 1, Melbourne 2 ★
  • Black Diamond
    Black Diamond Posts: 25,109
    Top ten names you'd HATE to have as your name

    1. Mona
    2. Dickie
    3. Gina
    4. Rod
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  • ZiggyStar
    ZiggyStar Posts: 14,328
    Top ten names you'd HATE to have as your name

    1. Mona
    2. Dickie
    3. Gina
    4. Rod
    5. Gay
    ★ 1995 - Brisbane ★ 1998 - Brisbane ★ 2003 - Brisbane ★ 2006 - Brisbane ★
    ★ 2009 - Sydney, Brisbane, Auckland, Christchurch ★
    ★ 2011 - EV Newcastle, Melbourne 1, Melbourne 2 ★
  • Black Diamond
    Black Diamond Posts: 25,109
    Top ten names you'd HATE to have as your name

    1. Mona
    2. Dickie
    3. Gina
    4. Rod
    5. Gay
    6. Harry Johnson
    GoiMTvP.gif
  • ZiggyStar
    ZiggyStar Posts: 14,328
    Top ten names you'd HATE to have as your name

    1. Mona
    2. Dickie
    3. Gina
    4. Rod
    5. Gay
    6. Harry Johnson
    7. Willy
    ★ 1995 - Brisbane ★ 1998 - Brisbane ★ 2003 - Brisbane ★ 2006 - Brisbane ★
    ★ 2009 - Sydney, Brisbane, Auckland, Christchurch ★
    ★ 2011 - EV Newcastle, Melbourne 1, Melbourne 2 ★
  • Black Diamond
    Black Diamond Posts: 25,109
    Top ten names you'd HATE to have as your name

    1. Mona
    2. Dickie
    3. Gina
    4. Rod
    5. Gay
    6. Harry Johnson
    7. Willy
    8. Mike Hunt
    GoiMTvP.gif
  • ZiggyStar
    ZiggyStar Posts: 14,328
    Top ten names you'd HATE to have as your name

    1. Mona
    2. Dickie
    3. Gina
    4. Rod
    5. Gay
    6. Harry Johnson
    7. Willy
    8. Mike Hunt
    9. Wayne Kerr
    ★ 1995 - Brisbane ★ 1998 - Brisbane ★ 2003 - Brisbane ★ 2006 - Brisbane ★
    ★ 2009 - Sydney, Brisbane, Auckland, Christchurch ★
    ★ 2011 - EV Newcastle, Melbourne 1, Melbourne 2 ★
  • Black Diamond
    Black Diamond Posts: 25,109
    Top ten names you'd HATE to have as your name

    1. Mona
    2. Dickie
    3. Gina
    4. Rod
    5. Gay
    6. Harry Johnson
    7. Willy
    8. Mike Hunt
    9. Wayne Kerr
    10. Jack Meoff
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  • Black Diamond
    Black Diamond Posts: 25,109
    Top Ten Excuses When Your Parents Find Porn on Your Computer

    1. I was searching something on The Hobbit and mispelled Bilbo
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  • Cocaine_Nosejob
    Cocaine_Nosejob Posts: 1,744
    Black Diamond wrote:
    Top Ten Excuses When Your Parents Find Porn on Your Computer

    1. I was searching something on The Hobbit and mispelled Bilbo
    2. I saw it on dad's computer and wante to know more
    "The customer...is always...an ASSHOLE"

    "The world fascinates me."

    "Doesn't mean that much to me, to mean that much to you"

  • DonJon
    DonJon Posts: 5,089
    Top Ten Excuses When Your Parents Find Porn on Your Computer

    1. I was searching something on The Hobbit and mispelled Bilbo
    2. I saw it on dad's computer and wante to know more
    3. Summer is coming so I was researching watersports. Snorkel anyone?
    I'll ride the wave where it takes me.
  • Red_Dot
    Red_Dot Posts: 1,454
    Top Ten Excuses When Your Parents Find Porn on Your Computer

    1. I was searching something on The Hobbit and mispelled Bilbo
    2. I saw it on dad's computer and wante to know more
    3. Summer is coming so I was researching watersports. Snorkel anyone?
    4. I was trying to seach Vergin Blue Airlines
    Take me for a ride before we leave...
  • Cocaine_Nosejob
    Cocaine_Nosejob Posts: 1,744
    Top Ten Excuses When Your Parents Find Porn on Your Computer

    1. I was searching something on The Hobbit and mispelled Bilbo
    2. I saw it on dad's computer and wante to know more
    3. Summer is coming so I was researching watersports. Snorkel anyone?
    4. I was trying to seach Vergin Blue Airlines
    5. I thought I was downloading the "Dolores" episode of Seinfeld.
    "The customer...is always...an ASSHOLE"

    "The world fascinates me."

    "Doesn't mean that much to me, to mean that much to you"

  • ZiggyStar
    ZiggyStar Posts: 14,328
    Top Ten Excuses When Your Parents Find Porn on Your Computer

    1. I was searching something on The Hobbit and mispelled Bilbo
    2. I saw it on dad's computer and wante to know more
    3. Summer is coming so I was researching watersports. Snorkel anyone?
    4. I was trying to seach Vergin Blue Airlines
    5. I thought I was downloading the "Dolores" episode of Seinfeld.
    6. I'm doing a school project on a CANAL -- must have made a typo.
    ★ 1995 - Brisbane ★ 1998 - Brisbane ★ 2003 - Brisbane ★ 2006 - Brisbane ★
    ★ 2009 - Sydney, Brisbane, Auckland, Christchurch ★
    ★ 2011 - EV Newcastle, Melbourne 1, Melbourne 2 ★
  • threefish10
    threefish10 Posts: 7,392
    Top Ten Excuses When Your Parents Find Porn on Your Computer

    1. I was searching something on The Hobbit and mispelled Bilbo
    2. I saw it on dad's computer and wante to know more
    3. Summer is coming so I was researching watersports. Snorkel anyone?
    4. I was trying to seach Vergin Blue Airlines
    5. I thought I was downloading the "Dolores" episode of Seinfeld.
    6. I'm doing a school project on a CANAL -- must have made a typo.
    7. Fuck you! if i want to see a donkey fucking a lady i will.
    condescending and sarcastic since 1980

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