What are your favourite sayings?

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edited December 2013 in All Encompassing Trip
I love sayings, I know heaps from what my old man tells me. But i also hear some around that i like.

When there is little or no chance of something happening u can say "You have a snow balls chance in hell of that happening"

When some one has taken a pill u can say " Johnnys on the jack and jills"

When there is someone ugly you can say "that person has a face like a smashed crab"

Say if someone asks you if u are hungry, do u want something to eat? and u r starving. You can say "is the pope a catholic?"

U can call a fat person "A salad dodger"

A skinny person "anna" short for annorexic

And the newest one that i have heard is when u are in a dilemma you can say "Im in a bit of a Morris Dilemma" (Morris Iemma is the premier of New south wales and it is just funny because it rhymes)

I know plenty more but this will be enough to entertain/bore you.

What are your favourite sayings? Please share
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