Baby on Board????? WTF???

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  • Get_Right
    Get_Right Posts: 14,134
    decides2dream wrote:
    i know...so was i....thus the ;) sheesh. who knew you were so sensitive? ;) (again, signifying humor)


    and it's not a *big deal* in the least, but it's obvious how many 'see' them, rightly or wrongly......that's all. i am not a fan of most of the BS people put on their car. i used to have a pj sticker on my car that has since peeled off....so all that is left is a "coexist" sticker on the rear window, comprised of various world religious symbols to spell it out.....and i still like that. :)

    Yeah I hear you (I am sensitive and too serious, somtimes to a fault)-nothing on my car except the resident sticker needed for parking and the PBA sticker you get for donating to the local police-saved me ticket or two.
  • TrixieCat
    TrixieCat Posts: 5,756
    cutback wrote:
    same guy...comedy for the brain dead.....:D
    My Dad was relaying some story about AT&T getting all bent about some guy named Larry that referred to himself as Larry the cable guy.
    I don't know his material, but my Dad said he is similar to the redneck guy.
    I don't care for that.
    I love this Eddie Izzard guy though. Funny!
    Cause I'm broken when I'm lonesome
    And I don't feel right when you're gone away
  • mookie9999
    mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    Get_Right wrote:
    ..and the PBA sticker you get for donating to the local police-saved me ticket or two.

    That's the second time I've been disappointed by one of your posts today. First, I thought you really had a minivan with a BOB sticker. Then I just all excited thinking I wasn't the only message pit member who supports and proudly displays my affection for the Professional Bowlers Association on my car only to find out your sticker is for something else. ;)
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • Phantom Pain
    Phantom Pain Posts: 9,876
    mookie9999 wrote:
    The first time I learned of Larry the cable guy my IQ dropped about 10 points.


    Is that the dude that hosts that show "Are you Smarter then a 5th Grader?"
    My drinking team has a hockey problem

    The ONLY thing better than a glass of beer is tea with Miss McGill



    A protuberance of flesh above the waistband of a tight pair of trousers
  • mookie9999
    mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    Phantom Pain wrote:
    Is that the dude that hosts that show "Are you Smarter then a 5th Grader?"

    No. That's Jeff "I better hope that people continue to find 'you might be a redneck' jokes funny as I have no other skill other than wearing my wranglers far too tight" Foxworthy.
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • in_hiding79
    in_hiding79 Posts: 4,315
    Phantom Pain wrote:
    Is that the dude that hosts that show "Are you Smarter then a 5th Grader?"


    Nope, a different redneck!!
    And so the lion fell in love with the lamb...,"
    "What a stupid lamb."
    "What a sick, masochistic lion."
  • failedpersephone
    failedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    mookie9999 wrote:
    No. That's Jeff "I better hope that people continue to find 'you might be a redneck' jokes funny as I have no other skill other than wearing my wranglers far too tight" Foxworthy.
    or, in failedpersephone land...not tight enough, Mr. Foxworthy...I can't quite see the shape of your left testicle...altho' the right one comes in clear as crystal on my bigscreen.

    *makes mental note to tivo all Foxworthy shows*
    IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.
  • mookie9999
    mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    failedpersephone wrote:
    or, in failedpersephone land...not tight enough, Mr. Foxworthy...I can't quite see the shape of your left testicle...altho' the right one comes in clear as crystal on my bigscreen.

    *makes mental note to tivo all Foxworthy shows*

    If you can count the rings on my testicals but can't count to ten without phoning a friend YOUUUUUU Might Be A Redneck.
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • Phantom Pain
    Phantom Pain Posts: 9,876
    mookie9999 wrote:
    No. That's Jeff "I better hope that people continue to find 'you might be a redneck' jokes funny as I have no other skill other than wearing my wranglers far too tight" Foxworthy.


    Aaaaah I always get my rednecks mixed up

    I feel real stupid watching that show when little-snotty "McKenzie" knows the answers and I dont !

    :o
    My drinking team has a hockey problem

    The ONLY thing better than a glass of beer is tea with Miss McGill



    A protuberance of flesh above the waistband of a tight pair of trousers
  • norm
    norm Posts: 31,146
    mookie9999 wrote:
    That's the second time I've been disappointed by one of your posts today. First, I thought you really had a minivan with a BOB sticker. Then I just all excited thinking I wasn't the only message pit member who supports and proudly displays my affection for the Professional Bowlers Association on my car only to find out your sticker is for something else. ;)


    thought the exact same thing...:eek: :D
  • Phantom Pain
    Phantom Pain Posts: 9,876
    in_hiding79 wrote:
    Nope, a different redneck!!

    Damn, too much TV time for Rednecks lately

    ;)
    My drinking team has a hockey problem

    The ONLY thing better than a glass of beer is tea with Miss McGill



    A protuberance of flesh above the waistband of a tight pair of trousers
  • Phantom Pain
    Phantom Pain Posts: 9,876
    failedpersephone wrote:
    or, in failedpersephone land...not tight enough, Mr. Foxworthy...I can't quite see the shape of your left testicle...altho' the right one comes in clear as crystal on my bigscreen.

    *makes mental note to tivo all Foxworthy shows*

    Look even closer...he goes Commando
    My drinking team has a hockey problem

    The ONLY thing better than a glass of beer is tea with Miss McGill



    A protuberance of flesh above the waistband of a tight pair of trousers
  • Get_Right
    Get_Right Posts: 14,134
    mookie9999 wrote:
    That's the second time I've been disappointed by one of your posts today. First, I thought you really had a minivan with a BOB sticker. Then I just all excited thinking I wasn't the only message pit member who supports and proudly displays my affection for the Professional Bowlers Association on my car only to find out your sticker is for something else. ;)

    How can I make it up to you?

    PBA is cool, sponsored by schlitz I believe.
  • MattCameronKicksButt
    MattCameronKicksButt Posts: 4,317
    Good point cutback! I always thought the same thing!


    ...until I had a baby. Now I worry like hell when a car goes speeding past. I think PureandEasy was right but it prolly gives the parents a little bit more peace of mind too. When you've got a baby, that's all you can think about and you presume people would drive more carefully around you. :)
  • mookie9999
    mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    Get_Right wrote:
    How can I make it up to you?

    PBA is cool, sponsored by schlitz I believe.

    I believe the sponsors change every other week. Two weeks for schlitz followed by two weeks for Skoal.
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • angryyoungman
    angryyoungman Medford, NY Posts: 1,028
    cutback wrote:
    in the span of an hour i saw 2 different cars with baby on board signs in the rear window :confused:

    did i miss a meeting? when did it become 1987?

    and another thing....why do i give a rats ass if you have a baby in your car? am i supposed to drive differently? are you more important than the rest of us?
    yeah, i hate those things. . .people turn into fucking lame-os when they have kids
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  • dunkman
    dunkman Posts: 19,646
    i have no idea what you guys are talking about :D Foxworthy?!?!? and such and such :confused:

    baby on board signs are utterly pointless.. i was behind someone at 70mph once and i was about 8 inches from his bumper trying to read the sign "... ohhh its says Baby on Board... ok best back off and ram some incontinent grampa instead then.. wouldnt like to randomly crash into a car with a baby in it by complete accident..."
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • mookie9999
    mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    dunkman wrote:
    i have no idea what you guys are talking about :D Foxworthy?!?!? and such and such :confused:

    You're much better off not knowing. Trust me.
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • failedpersephone
    failedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    dunkman wrote:
    i have no idea what you guys are talking about :D Foxworthy?!?!? and such and such :confused:

    baby on board signs are utterly pointless.. i was behind someone at 70mph once and i was about 8 inches from his bumper trying to read the sign "... ohhh its says Baby on Board... ok best back off and ram some incontinent grampa instead then.. wouldnt like to randomly crash into a car with a baby in it by complete accident..."
    you are lucky Dunk. You don't have to watch this guy
    IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.
  • dunkman
    dunkman Posts: 19,646
    failedpersephone wrote:
    you are lucky Dunk. You don't have to watch this guy

    comedians never have bad taches!!! whats with that... also his show is boring to watch... he just stands there... wearing newly patented AliFox Oscillating Shoes :D
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.

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