My House Smells Like Ass!!!

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  • chadwick
    chadwick up my ass Posts: 21,157
    as a child on the 70's i put a brewing tea ball down the toilet. you know those metal balls that open & covered in holes all that on a chain that fixes to the side of the glass suntea jar

    flush

    thank you, son
    you're welcome, parents

    zzzoooommmmm & off he goes to the next project

    ...

    my 16 yr old nephew just recently flooded his grandma's house
    several hours of work there
    unreal how much he has isn't it?
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  • WhatYouTaughtMe
    WhatYouTaughtMe Posts: 4,957
    edited June 2014
    Just came across this for the first time and have one to share myself. While working in a group home years ago, a client who had issues plugged the toilet and it was one of those that needed the handle jiggled apparently. Water, mounds of tp and feces flooded continually into the carpeted hall way. I sprung into action, grabbing the plunger and positioning myself with one foot on the tub and one on the baseboard heater. I was leaning over the toilet plunging away, furiously in a panic and wondering why the water was still rising over. And that's when it happened...the towel rack I was desperately holding onto with my free hand gave away like an old man's back as he bends over to pick up a nickel. I will never forget the sound and instant panic from the screws tearing out of the wall as I fell chest first into a river of god awful stench and filth. I bashed my head on the counter for good measure and was stunned briefly. What happened next is still a haze as I made my way very quickly outside and temporarily went into mild shock I believe. I remember being completely soaked from head to toe and trying with all my might to not get the cigarette wet that I was clinging to for solace. Thankfully my understanding co worker allowed me to go home immediately and was kind enough to take care of the aftermath. One of the worst days of my life.

    PS-someone above mentioned a coat hanger. That is what I had to use for the same client multiple times. He took the biggest and hardest dumps I have ever seen in my life and regularly plugged the toilet.
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  • Leezestarr313
    Leezestarr313 Temple of the cat Posts: 14,451
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    This thread is hilarious! I never had problems with clogging in Germany, but over here in America I have encountered this problem a couple of times. I think the hole in the "receiving end" of American toilets is just not big enough image I never had to use a coat hanger though image

    Keep 'em coming!
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  • chadwick
    chadwick up my ass Posts: 21,157
    edited June 2014
    i also believe half or more of the problem with kids clogging the toilet is that they use 47 pounds of toilet paper at once

    at least this was me when i was a child

    also, you want hard as a rock movements... eat opiates for awhile
    this is a rock... no wait, this is a bad deal

    kids, drink your metamucil or citrucil or whatever the hell it is
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    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."
    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
  • OMGkatwoman
    OMGkatwoman Posts: 3,230
    chadwick said:

    i also believe half or more of the problem with kids clogging the toilet is that they use 47 pounds of toilet paper at once

    at least this was me when i was a child

    .
    My kids as well. When my daughter was a toddler, she thought it was fun to flush all of her little toys down the toilet, which would always get stuck and flood the bathroom. If I had bought stock in roto-rooter, I would now be a very rich woman.
  • Wobbie
    Wobbie Posts: 31,409
    we need more thread like this! of course, when my "I'm gonna bring this place back to its former glory" thread veered into poop (doggie variety), it got locked.

    poop was the given reason; I suspect otherwise.
    If I had known then what I know now...

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  • Halifax2TheMax
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    imalive said:

    we need more thread like this! of course, when my "I'm gonna bring this place back to its former glory" thread veered into poop (doggie variety), it got locked.

    poop was the given reason; I suspect otherwise.

    So now you're a conspiracy theorist? Insert face palm smilie here.

    I do have to say that this thread is helping to bring this place back to its former glory. Too funny! I have a story but I'll have to get on the computer to do it justice. Not a story like what I've been reading but it matches up with the thread title quite nicely. This place always makes me laugh and some of the peeps chiming in should be doing stand up.

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  • WhatYouTaughtMe
    WhatYouTaughtMe Posts: 4,957
    imalive said:

    we need more thread like this! of course, when my "I'm gonna bring this place back to its former glory" thread veered into poop (doggie variety), it got locked.

    poop was the given reason; I suspect otherwise.

    I believe the image of the dog poop was the reason given. Maybe you could post a pic of your next impressive BM and test your theory....
  • madtowndave
    madtowndave Minneapolis, MN Posts: 4,013
    This is the funniest thread I have seen in a long time!
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