My 6 year old took a crap yesterday that I had to flush 4 times for it to get all the way down..
once there was one so big in there, I had to cut it up, used a coat hanger
That was almost the case. The kid is so small, I couldn't believe it
how long was she holding that one in? kids can go for weeks, until it gets all packed in there into one massive turd nad you wonder how something that large can come out of such a small kid, it's freak of nature
2 day's maybe. The kid hates going on the hopper. He doesn't like the cold seat at all and we have to almost beg him to go every day. . I keep trying to tell him that a warm seat is your enemy in this situation.
as a child on the 70's i put a brewing tea ball down the toilet. you know those metal balls that open & covered in holes all that on a chain that fixes to the side of the glass suntea jar
flush
thank you, son you're welcome, parents
zzzoooommmmm & off he goes to the next project
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my 16 yr old nephew just recently flooded his grandma's house several hours of work there unreal how much he has isn't it?
Just came across this for the first time and have one to share myself. While working in a group home years ago, a client who had issues plugged the toilet and it was one of those that needed the handle jiggled apparently. Water, mounds of tp and feces flooded continually into the carpeted hall way. I sprung into action, grabbing the plunger and positioning myself with one foot on the tub and one on the baseboard heater. I was leaning over the toilet plunging away, furiously in a panic and wondering why the water was still rising over. And that's when it happened...the towel rack I was desperately holding onto with my free hand gave away like an old man's back as he bends over to pick up a nickel. I will never forget the sound and instant panic from the screws tearing out of the wall as I fell chest first into a river of god awful stench and filth. I bashed my head on the counter for good measure and was stunned briefly. What happened next is still a haze as I made my way very quickly outside and temporarily went into mild shock I believe. I remember being completely soaked from head to toe and trying with all my might to not get the cigarette wet that I was clinging to for solace. Thankfully my understanding co worker allowed me to go home immediately and was kind enough to take care of the aftermath. One of the worst days of my life.
PS-someone above mentioned a coat hanger. That is what I had to use for the same client multiple times. He took the biggest and hardest dumps I have ever seen in my life and regularly plugged the toilet.
This thread is hilarious! I never had problems with clogging in Germany, but over here in America I have encountered this problem a couple of times. I think the hole in the "receiving end" of American toilets is just not big enough I never had to use a coat hanger though
Keep 'em coming!
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i also believe half or more of the problem with kids clogging the toilet is that they use 47 pounds of toilet paper at once
at least this was me when i was a child
. My kids as well. When my daughter was a toddler, she thought it was fun to flush all of her little toys down the toilet, which would always get stuck and flood the bathroom. If I had bought stock in roto-rooter, I would now be a very rich woman.
we need more thread like this! of course, when my "I'm gonna bring this place back to its former glory" thread veered into poop (doggie variety), it got locked.
poop was the given reason; I suspect otherwise.
If I had known then what I know now...
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we need more thread like this! of course, when my "I'm gonna bring this place back to its former glory" thread veered into poop (doggie variety), it got locked.
poop was the given reason; I suspect otherwise.
So now you're a conspiracy theorist? Insert face palm smilie here.
I do have to say that this thread is helping to bring this place back to its former glory. Too funny! I have a story but I'll have to get on the computer to do it justice. Not a story like what I've been reading but it matches up with the thread title quite nicely. This place always makes me laugh and some of the peeps chiming in should be doing stand up.
we need more thread like this! of course, when my "I'm gonna bring this place back to its former glory" thread veered into poop (doggie variety), it got locked.
poop was the given reason; I suspect otherwise.
I believe the image of the dog poop was the reason given. Maybe you could post a pic of your next impressive BM and test your theory....
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my dog puked on my bed yesterday. an entire bottle of febreze couldn't mask the smell.
had to leave the window open in the bedroom this morning to air it out while i am at work without realizing we are getting rain in chicago today
once there was one so big in there, I had to cut it up, used a coat hanger
That was almost the case. The kid is so small, I couldn't believe it
how long was she holding that one in? kids can go for weeks, until it gets all packed in there into one massive turd nad you wonder how something that large can come out of such a small kid, it's freak of nature
Those that can be trusted can change their mind.
flush
thank you, son
you're welcome, parents
zzzoooommmmm & off he goes to the next project
...
my 16 yr old nephew just recently flooded his grandma's house
several hours of work there
unreal how much he has isn't it?
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PS-someone above mentioned a coat hanger. That is what I had to use for the same client multiple times. He took the biggest and hardest dumps I have ever seen in my life and regularly plugged the toilet.
This thread is hilarious! I never had problems with clogging in Germany, but over here in America I have encountered this problem a couple of times. I think the hole in the "receiving end" of American toilets is just not big enough
Keep 'em coming!
at least this was me when i was a child
also, you want hard as a rock movements... eat opiates for awhile
this is a rock... no wait, this is a bad deal
kids, drink your metamucil or citrucil or whatever the hell it is
"Hear me, my chiefs!
I am tired; my heart is
sick and sad. From where
the sun stands I will fight
no more forever."
Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
My kids as well. When my daughter was a toddler, she thought it was fun to flush all of her little toys down the toilet, which would always get stuck and flood the bathroom. If I had bought stock in roto-rooter, I would now be a very rich woman.
poop was the given reason; I suspect otherwise.
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I do have to say that this thread is helping to bring this place back to its former glory. Too funny! I have a story but I'll have to get on the computer to do it justice. Not a story like what I've been reading but it matches up with the thread title quite nicely. This place always makes me laugh and some of the peeps chiming in should be doing stand up.
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