My House Smells Like Ass!!!

norm

Poncier wrote:

Call a plumber Eddie.

"shitter was full!"

"honey, you check our shitters?"

PearlOfAGirl

Steve Dunne wrote:

Yesterday my lil' 38 pound 5 year old daughter clogged up the toilet with a mooseknuckle-sized crap and now the toilet's jammed. Used the plunger, tried the auger, nearly flooded the bathroom with the most foul smelling water known to man. Three hours of trying to fix it to no avail. Three hours of futility, and I'll never get that time back. The only break I took was to watch the PJ special on VH1 Classic.

I need to call Eddie Vedder, the self-proclaimed 'plumber of rock stars'.

If that happens again, and it will, just keep pouring some hot water in the toilet.

Good Luck

Steve Dunne

multiple insults to injury.

due to the toxins in the air, the pollen, and wiping my kids noses, i now have bronchitis.

wife calls me this morning and says she fixed it. she plunged and flushed at the same time. her first try.

shoot me.

Thoughts_Arrive

This is a SHIT thread

Phantom Pain

Damn ! I will never complain about my plumbing situation in my house again

Mmmmmmmmmm shitty water smell on a warm Spring Day...nothing better

shit stick

believe it or not, in the Medieval ages when there was no Charmin, people would use a wooden stick to scrape away the feces after taking a dump. The stick would commonly be shared among people of the same household, or even the entire village.

the term "wrong end of the shit stick" was coined because if you were to take a dump at night, and needed to grab the "stick", you had a chance of grabbing the wrong end of it.

Jeb quickly reached over for the shit stick, but just realized he grabbed the wrong end of it; his hands now are sticky and foul.

dcfaithful

mfc2006 wrote:

we went out of town last weekend & accidentally left some chicken & mushroom casserole on the counter. we turned the a/c off to save $ while we were gone & when we cam home it felt like an oven inside the house. a very, very stinky oven. the smell is still lingering. gross.

I just got a mental whiff. Ew.

Poncier

Steve Dunne wrote:

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wife calls me this morning and says she fixed it. she plunged and flushed at the same time. her first try.

shoot me.

May as well just turn in your penis Steve.

norm

Poncier wrote:

Steve Dunne wrote:

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wife calls me this morning and says she fixed it. she plunged and flushed at the same time. her first try.

shoot me.

May as well just turn in your penis Steve.

didn't he already do that when he got married? :P

LloydXmas

My 6 year old took a crap yesterday that I had to flush 4 times for it to get all the way down..

The Waiting Trophy Man

Steve Dunne wrote:

The only break I took was to watch the PJ special on VH1 Classic.'.

You shouldn't have done that. It will forever be associated with this incident. It could be 20 years before you watch it again but you'll remember and be like "Oh yeah that was the time my daughter clogged the toilet and the whole house smelled like ass."

rival.

LloydXmas wrote:

My 6 year old took a crap yesterday that I had to flush 4 times for it to get all the way down..

my dog puked on my bed yesterday. an entire bottle of febreze couldn't mask the smell.

had to leave the window open in the bedroom this morning to air it out while i am at work without realizing we are getting rain in chicago today :fp:

rick1zoo2

LloydXmas wrote:

My 6 year old took a crap yesterday that I had to flush 4 times for it to get all the way down..

once there was one so big in there, I had to cut it up, used a coat hanger

LloydXmas

rick1zoo2 wrote:

LloydXmas wrote:

My 6 year old took a crap yesterday that I had to flush 4 times for it to get all the way down..

once there was one so big in there, I had to cut it up, used a coat hanger

That was almost the case. The kid is so small, I couldn't believe it

rick1zoo2

LloydXmas wrote:

rick1zoo2 wrote:

LloydXmas wrote:

My 6 year old took a crap yesterday that I had to flush 4 times for it to get all the way down..

once there was one so big in there, I had to cut it up, used a coat hanger

That was almost the case. The kid is so small, I couldn't believe it

how long was she holding that one in? kids can go for weeks, until it gets all packed in there into one massive turd nad you wonder how something that large can come out of such a small kid, it's freak of nature

Poncier

We should all get together with our kids and see which young'un can produce the biggest toilet clogger. My kid would certainly be in the running.

Poncier

rick1zoo2 wrote:

LloydXmas wrote:

My 6 year old took a crap yesterday that I had to flush 4 times for it to get all the way down..

once there was one so big in there, I had to cut it up, used a coat hanger

I've done the coat hanger thing twice I believe.

LloydXmas

2 day's maybe. The kid hates going on the hopper. He doesn't like the cold seat at all and we have to almost beg him to go every day. . I keep trying to tell him that a warm seat is your enemy in this situation.

Poncier

Get one of those fuzzy toilet seat covers.

rick1zoo2

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