The gaggle of geese and their little goslings shutting down 3 lanes of traffic as they crossed the road and totally not giving a shit. The babies were all fuzzy and adorable. Hysterical.
get the fuck out of the road..next time i'm running your too lazy to fly ass over.
FINE!!! :evil: you know what happens if you kill one? They multiply by the thousands and swarm you and terrorize you :wave:
and it's crime...fuckers have some sort of legal protection :x i did see one dead in the road one day.....i did not shed a tear. stupid fuckin lazy birds....you can fly across the road...no need to stop and waddle....no other fuckin animal does that.
just make sure you rip out all the tail feathers and send them to me...
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Planning our weekend fun. Love the start of summer, opening the pool, ear of corn to roast,booze, boatride,yard work yep even love yardwork.Mama's garden is beautiful, green thumb in full bloom though maybe a couple weeks behind this year. Have a feeling the pool will be cold cold to start can we say turtle d**k
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Some have teeth
On their Tongues :shock:
What kind of unholy shit is that?
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Don't roll your eyes at me
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all the better to run over.
making my day? $75 worth of candy
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and it's crime...fuckers have some sort of legal protection :x i did see one dead in the road one day.....i did not shed a tear. stupid fuckin lazy birds....you can fly across the road...no need to stop and waddle....no other fuckin animal does that.
you've apparently never encountered a peacock...makes those geese look like sprinters
i have not.
does the peacock stop in the middle of a busy 4 lane road? does it just stand there when a car is driving right at it?
sometimes...mostly they just jump out at any given moment...and then they take their sweet time...especially if there's several of them
cleary, they are asking to meet a bumper
except for the $5,000 fine you'll get if you hit them...they're protected here
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:x :x :x
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You never call me and you hardly ever text anymore. :(