Zodiac signs, (un)believers?

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  • illegal pantsillegal pants Posts: 13,471
    Taurus

    Settled planetary influences indicate a rather great day: a midweek break is on the cards; social get-togethers are favorably aspected, and, as with Aries, a bit of good news should be on the way. On top of that, any mistakes or blunders made yesterday can be easily reversed today!

    so wrong it hurts.. :(
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  • July 16, 2008

    Libra - It could be that you've outgrown or even outlived the house that you're currently in and it will no longer appeal to you. It's time for you to begin a new life elsewhere so this cycle has some connections with endings, legal matters and quite likely purchasing or moving home.

    Pisces - You've actually got what it takes to get to where you want to just now but a little bit of help from someone wouldn't go astray. No man is an island unto himself and although you may wish to see yourself as independent or capable you definitely will not lose face by asking the assistance of someone at present.

    They sound interesting. The Libra one is kinda right - I am kinda sick of this place sometimes - but moving out isn't exactly on the horizon right now. The Pisces one... I dunno. Too vague to tell yet. :p
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  • comebackwomancomebackwoman Posts: 7,271
    July 16, 2008

    Capricorn

    This is the start of a brand new cycle and a positive one too as Mercury Sun and Jupiter have been creating conflict financially but are now likely to give you the opportunity to do what you previously weren't able to. Over the next day or so you'll feel a lightening of your load and far greater confidence in your capacity to make greater headway on the monetary front.

    Here's hoping! :)
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  • PaukPauk Posts: 1,084
    I think it's cute, but I definitely don't believe in it. It is kinda fun to construe horoscopes into as many different meanings as possible though.

    Chinese astrology is so much cooler. In Western astrology I'm just a Gemini, but in chinese astrology I'm a Fire Rabbit!! :cool:
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  • JeanieJeanie Posts: 9,446
    Virgo ~ You needn’t put up with sleepless nights over work issues. Your brain is currently like a revolving record, cracked and going over the same old issue over and over again. What you fear will more than likely not happen so put it out of your mind once and for all and deal with it once the occasion warrants it.

    hmmm...... :D .....this is me we're talking about here, the world's number one worry wart! :rolleyes: But I'll try! :p


    Aquarius ~ Going through the motions is a most uncomfortable experience but certain social obligations require this of you just now. Finding yourself in a circumstance of discomfort has everything to do with not completely digesting relationships issues in the past. If you’re confronted by someone with whom you've had a difficult relationship, a certain amount of pretence may be the only way to get through the occasion.

    I swear if this one comes back to bite me on the arse again, I'm going to do my nut! :(
    NOPE!!!

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  • catefrancescatefrances Posts: 29,003
    Jeanie wrote:
    Aquarius ~ Going through the motions is a most uncomfortable experience but certain social obligations require this of you just now. Finding yourself in a circumstance of discomfort has everything to do with not completely digesting relationships issues in the past. If you’re confronted by someone with whom you've had a difficult relationship, a certain amount of pretence may be the only way to get through the occasion.

    hmmm... not much liking all this talk about relationship issues, going through the motions and social obligation that requires pretense. :(
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  • JeanieJeanie Posts: 9,446
    hmmm... not much liking all this talk about relationship issues, going through the motions and social obligation that requires pretense. :(

    I'm truly hoping that I am a true Virgo and this will not affect me at all.

    This bit:

    Finding yourself in a circumstance of discomfort has everything to do with not completely digesting relationships issues in the past.

    Like ANYBODY could have digested that???? :rolleyes: Swallowed it maybe, but digested? NO WAY!!


    If you’re confronted by someone with whom you've had a difficult relationship, a certain amount of pretence may be the only way to get through the occasion.

    And as for this bit, well I simply do not have the energy or the inclination to pretend any longer. Now would not be a good time to pop up as I am completely incapable of any further pretence.

    Much and all as I hate to throw it your way, it's your horrorscope love, I really just hope it's completely wrong for both of us.
    NOPE!!!

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  • July 17, 2008

    Libra - Before you can rectify a problem you have to admit to yourself that you’ve been moving in the wrong direction. At least that will slow down the momentum and give you the chance to think things through a little more carefully. Exaggeration on your part at sometime in the recent past is the cause of this problem. It’s not too late to rectify matters though.

    This might be pretty accurate. :o

    Pisces - You may have found it hard to ground some of your emotional or sexual impulses of late Scorpio [:confused:] but a new found friend could be a welcome delight which will anchor your feelings far more than you had expected. In fact, two people may vie for your attention during these planetary transits.

    Umm... not so much. New found friend, welcome delight - sure. What that has to do with the rest of it, I'm not so sure.
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  • catefrancescatefrances Posts: 29,003
    Jeanie wrote:
    I'm truly hoping that I am a true Virgo and this will not affect me at all.

    This bit:

    Finding yourself in a circumstance of discomfort has everything to do with not completely digesting relationships issues in the past.

    Like ANYBODY could have digested that???? :rolleyes: Swallowed it maybe, but digested? NO WAY!!


    If you’re confronted by someone with whom you've had a difficult relationship, a certain amount of pretence may be the only way to get through the occasion.

    And as for this bit, well I simply do not have the energy or the inclination to pretend any longer. Now would not be a good time to pop up as I am completely incapable of any further pretence.

    Much and all as I hate to throw it your way, it's your horrorscope love, I really just hope it's completely wrong for both of us.

    jeez thanks. :rolleyes: think ill go and meditate on the moon. :)
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  • urbanhippieurbanhippie Posts: 3,007
    July 17, 2008

    Pisces - You may have found it hard to ground some of your emotional or sexual impulses of late Scorpio [:confused:] but a new found friend could be a welcome delight which will anchor your feelings far more than you had expected. In fact, two people may vie for your attention during these planetary transits.
    This is mine too....not sure about the sexual impulses, but having two people WANTING my attention never mind vieing for it would be a welcome change.
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  • JeanieJeanie Posts: 9,446
    jeez thanks. :rolleyes: think ill go and meditate on the moon. :)

    Well don't blame me! :p I didn't write it! :D

    Fingers crossed it doesn't effect either of us, but it's not looking good for me right now! :rolleyes:
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  • catefrancescatefrances Posts: 29,003
    Jeanie wrote:
    Well don't blame me! :p I didn't write it! :D

    Fingers crossed it doesn't effect either of us, but it's not looking good for me right now! :rolleyes:

    well not that i subscribe to this little wisdom,but i hear ignorance is bliss...so maybe if you pretend something doesnt exist, maybe just maybe it will go away. some people think that works.
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  • JeanieJeanie Posts: 9,446
    well not that i subscribe to this little wisdom,but i hear ignorance is bliss...so maybe if you pretend something doesnt exist, maybe just maybe it will go away. some people think that works.

    Yeah, I've tried that. It doesn't seem to be working.
    NOPE!!!

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  • CityMouseCityMouse Posts: 1,010
    HushBull wrote:
    Who thinks there are actual correlations to how someone is as a person and what their sign is?
    What are peoples signs here, me wonders...?

    I am a Taurus/Gemini cusp.

    I think there are correlations, but not causation.

    I'm a bigtime aquarius, except for physically. since it's an air sign, you're supposed to be very tall and willowy, but I'm short and stocky.
  • JeanieJeanie Posts: 9,446
    Virgo ~ Your imagination may be running away with you and if you are putting someone on a pedestal you are likely to be in for a rude shock when you learn something about them that was not quite obvious to you. But this is nothing serious. What you must clearly recognize is that every saint was a sinner in their past and vice versa. Don't be so harsh in your judgements and your friendships will endure longer than you think.

    Ok, check. :D Get em off the pedestal, but I'm not getting how someone being a sinner would even bother me, it hasn't ever before. :confused::o

    Aquarius ~ You must plan your strategy quietly and without too much fanfare. Don't show your hand just now as revealing your course of action might cause someone to jeopardise it. Collect your power, focus on your objective and understand clearly that you don't need to share every detail of your life with anyone and everyone, even those you consider close. When things start happening, then give them the heads up.

    Hmmm...well this one is some interesting advice today. :) I can identify with it alot.

    Think I'll take from both today. :)
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  • catefrancescatefrances Posts: 29,003
    Jeanie wrote:
    Aquarius ~ You must plan your strategy quietly and without too much fanfare. Don't show your hand just now as revealing your course of action might cause someone to jeopardise it. Collect your power, focus on your objective and understand clearly that you don't need to share every detail of your life with anyone and everyone, even those you consider close. When things start happening, then give them the heads up.

    yes , yes i must plan quietly...very very quietly. sshhhh. collecting power now. :D

    *furtive eye glances and tiptoeing.*
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  • JeanieJeanie Posts: 9,446
    yes , yes i must plan quietly...very very quietly. sshhhh. collecting power now. :D

    *furtive eye glances and tiptoeing.*

    You should get serious girlie! :p After last nights little twilight zone moment with the horrorscopes, I might almost be a convert! ;):D
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  • catefrancescatefrances Posts: 29,003
    Jeanie wrote:
    You should get serious girlie! :p After last nights little twilight zone moment with the horrorscopes, I might almost be a convert! ;) : D

    im serious. what makes you think im not serious? see the furrowed brow > :mad:

    oh... wait... yeah... hang on... can you hear me snickering all the way from gotham, girl? *shrugs* :p:D
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  • JeanieJeanie Posts: 9,446
    im serious. what makes you think im not serious? see the furrowed brow > :mad:

    oh... wait... yeah... hang on... can you hear me snickering all the way from gotham, girl? *shrugs* :p :

    hehe! :D Yeah, is that what that is??? :D I thought it was some kinda butcher bird having a party outside! ;)
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  • catefrancescatefrances Posts: 29,003
    Jeanie wrote:
    hehe! :D Yeah, is that what that is??? :D I thought it was some kinda butcher bird having a party outside! ;)

    ah... well now youre just insulting me. i bid you good day madam !!! :p:D
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  • JeanieJeanie Posts: 9,446
    ah... well now youre just insulting me. i bid you good day madam !!! :p


    naah! :D I think butcher birds are cute. :D But suit yaself! ;)

    I said good day! :D
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  • Yes, it's real. Find an astrologer that knows what she/he is doing.

    I'm not just Pisces. I was born on the cusp of Aquarius, Moon in one sign, ascendant in another, etc.
    Everyone has different aspects, planet in different signs, and so on and so forth. It is complicated.

    That is why daily horoscopes are seldom accurate.

    That explains it then. I've just read three and they all say different things.

    I still read them though when they're sat in front of me. :p
  • LindaLinda Posts: 1,656
    July 18, 2008
    "Diplomacy is the art of sweet talk when you really feel like swearing and choking someone. Biting your tongue will be something you have to do quite a bit of during your personal engagements today. A friend or family member just doesn't get it. But because of the social circumstance you will simply have to accept awkwardness as part of the deal and say nothing. You realise you have very little control over how other people act don't you? The name of the game is controlling yourself."

    oh my, i have to say nothing and bite my tongue today.......so not like me ;)
    i'm not happy yet.....
  • July 18, 2008

    Libra - You can resolve many interpersonal and domestic conflicts just now but don't for a minute think that this will be reliant upon your mental cleverness. Letting go of your grudges and ignoring petty comments doesn't require a particularly high IQ. This has more to do with understanding the value of living your life in this moment fully without a reactive tendency. This technique will go a long way to making peace in your home life during this current planetary cycle.

    I wasn't really aware I had any interpersonal or domestic conflicts. :o

    Pisces - The full moon over the coming day or so highlights your deep connection with some friend and a generous exchange of love and possibly even gifts between you. You may be more sensitive to the importance and value of your peer group and how this is impacting upon your life and your awareness of the world. This is a wonderful stage of understanding which will in turn create greater luck and good karma for you and your friends.

    Sounds good. :) I'm-a hopin' I'm a Pisces today. :D
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  • July 20, 2008

    Libra - You can afford to follow your dreams now and as long as you think positively as well, there is every possibility that you will be able to manifest exactly what you are dreaming of. Your imagination is flowing freely so allow it to direct your course.

    Pisces - Thinking big has its own rewards because it has such a positive affect on the outcome. The only drawback for you is thinking TOO big and unrealistically. Remember to keep your feet on the ground as you reach for the stars.

    Is it me, or are those two horoscopes remarkably similar?
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  • Aquarius -Recent events and experiences have given you the urge to give unselfish service to people who are suffering or in need. Although there may be some initial qualm, go along with a sudden alteration of plans. The reason given for the change will not be important. What's significant now is this alteration could take you to places or put you in touch with people who will be useful to you in time to come. A new job offer you're thinking over, might involve caring for others.
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  • catefrancescatefrances Posts: 29,003
    Aquarius -Recent events and experiences have given you the urge to give unselfish service to people who are suffering or in need. Although there may be some initial qualm, go along with a sudden alteration of plans. The reason given for the change will not be important. What's significant now is this alteration could take you to places or put you in touch with people who will be useful to you in time to come. A new job offer you're thinking over, might involve caring for others.

    well im all for going along with any sudden alteration to my life, however at this moment in time im dealing with myself.
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  • illegal pantsillegal pants Posts: 13,471
    Taurus:

    Don’t be surprised if there are a number of silly little mishaps disrupting and disorganizing your routine today. The best thing you can do is to go with the flow rather than get annoyed! Besides, you’ll find that a family member will be on hand to offer some timely help!

    pretty spot on actually.. :o :eek:
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  • JeanieJeanie Posts: 9,446
    July 20, 2008

    Libra - You can afford to follow your dreams now and as long as you think positively as well, there is every possibility that you will be able to manifest exactly what you are dreaming of. Your imagination is flowing freely so allow it to direct your course.

    Pisces - Thinking big has its own rewards because it has such a positive affect on the outcome. The only drawback for you is thinking TOO big and unrealistically. Remember to keep your feet on the ground as you reach for the stars.

    Is it me, or are those two horoscopes remarkably similar?

    Yeah, I forgot too. :o

    They do sound similar Rhino, only one seems to be saying follow your imagination and let it guide you and the other is saying too much imagination is no good. :confused:
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  • JeanieJeanie Posts: 9,446
    Saturday 19th July 2008

    Virgo ~ You may find it more difficult than usual to assert yourself around issues that reflect your deeper values and what you value at the core of your being. This may cause you to act defensively and this must be avoided if you do not want to regret your actions later.

    Aquarius ~ Tenacity, determination and strength of character combine together to stimulate an awesome sense of purpose as you work this alchemy to achieve great things in the workplace and in your career. It is a time of focused work.

    Yeah, neither of these seemed to fit Saturday here. Perhaps they were more applicable to other Virgos and Aquariusus! :p



    Sunday 20th July 2008

    Virgo ~ There may be some unusual problems or power struggles that revolve around your associations with others in regard to the handling of other people's property or indeed other people's money. Watch for sudden setbacks in your dealings.

    Ok, watching carefully. Whatever it is, it hasn't revealed itself so far today.

    Aquarius ~ There may be some imbalance in your lifestyle at present. Either you are spending too much time working on your career or you are just not allowing yourself enough leisure time with your loved ones. Correct the imbalance of work and play.

    Ok, that aint it either.
    NOPE!!!

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