LAMEST car you've ever owned?

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  • iluvcatsiluvcats Posts: 5,153
    I had a Hyundai, I think it was an '85 or '86. It looked like a blue box.
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  • WobbieWobbie Posts: 29,923
    LBC1076 wrote:

    Wow! That is lame :D.
    If I had known then what I know now...

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  • brain of cbrain of c Posts: 5,213
    1962 comet.
  • DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    My first car probably. A 1980 Plymouth Gran Fury my grandfather bought for me at an auction. The only cool thing about is was it was huge and fast. It was first used as a police car. 8-)
  • hgpjam11hgpjam11 Posts: 1,328
    I had an old ford ranger step-side (is that what it's called?) electric blue with an orange stripe, and bad purple window tinting.
    I win.
  • 1974 Skoda.
  • tybirdtybird Posts: 17,388
    1974 Ford Pinto
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  • DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    1974 Skoda.



    I have never heard of that model.
  • DS1119 wrote:
    1974 Skoda.



    I have never heard of that model.

    It's a European car, square box. Don't know nothing about it, got it for $100 in 1993, drove it for 5 years. Didn't put oil in it once.
  • A 1992 Buick Century! It was a pile!! The only music we had
    was from a battery operated CD player, that only
    the radio worked on. On the driver's side, you could get
    IN, but not OUT. On the passenger's side, you could do
    the opposite (get out but not in). The two back doors had
    been welded shut, don't ask to this day we don't know why...
    we bought it like that! It had no RVM, so we hung a compact
    mirror from the ceiling; no the cops did NOT think it was cute
    or funny! And there was a brake foot pad for a gas pedal, so
    The brake and gas pedals matched! We bought it for 100.00
    Dollars, and named it the Chinese Firedrill. That mofo ran
    for eight years!!!
  • A 1992 Buick Century! It was a pile!! The only music we had
    was from a battery operated CD player, that only
    the radio worked on. On the driver's side, you could get
    IN, but not OUT. On the passenger's side, you could doi
    the opposite (get out but not in). The two back doors had
    been welded shut, don't ask to this day we don't know why...
    we bought it like that! It had no RVM, so we hung a compact
    mirror from the ceiling; no the cops did NOT think it was cute
    or funny! And there was a brake foot pad for a gas pedal, so
    The brake and gas pedals matched! We bought it for 100.00
    Dollars, and named it the Chinese Firedrill. That mofo ran
    for eight years!!!

    Sounds like my 2nd car....not As lame as my first but what a piece of shit it was 1981 Malibu. No mirrors, period. Trunk wired shut to the underside, drivers window would only go 3/4 of the way up made for cold winters. The drivers front tire was off a trailer but the lug nuts fit so I threw the fucker on there.

    The only good thing about it was it had an 8track and it came with Led Zeppelin IV shoved I there but I couldn't eject it. The front license plate said Indian and proud of it with some feathers crossed. Windshield so cracked you couldn't see and the passenger bucket seat only had 2 bolts holding it tothe floor, both on the same side so if you turned left hard and fast the fucker would come off the floor. The floor itself had no carpet, just steel, holes cut where the gearshift was and where the pedals came through the firewall. Wires everywhere, no glovebox door, just a hole in the dash. I'm sure there was shit going on in the back but I never once looked back there. It was a 4-door, must have been ford doors cuz I had a Chevy key and a ford door key. Interior light worked that was a plus.
    3 whitewall tires and 1 trailer tire that was a little smaller. I can't believe I drove that fucking thing

    I found it at the junkyard, keys in it. Paid $100 Jumped In fired it up and drove the shit out of it.

    Half the car was green the other half was a darker green, brown roof. I called it "Swamp Thing"
  • Oh my GOD!! I am so sending that post to my sister!
    She was so embarrassed by that car, that I had to
    drive everywhere! That's too funny! But hey! They ran,
    and they got us from point A to point B eh?
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