tastes great...I have always wanted to use a george forman in a very explicit manner...
The george forman grill saved my life. It made me realise I could cook........ bacon.
'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'
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Bloke walks into a pub. Says to the barman: "Ploughman's lunch, please."
Barman comes out, bangs a plate of steak and chips down on the table. "There you go."
"I asked for ploughman's lunch."
Barman points at a fat bloke in wellies at the next table, eating steak and chips.
The george forman grill saved my life. It made me realise I could cook........ bacon.
- the great Sir Leo Harrison