thats messed up man. It feels weird when all of a sudden theres nowhere to call "home" huh? I hadd a thread once upon a time that housed alot of pit people. One day.....it was gone. Its hard getting used to being everywhere. I didnt see a problem with your thread. Im sorry. Welcome to....the AET??!! It gets weird in here sometimes but....i THINK everyone likes pearljam like i do?!
I think some of us are taking it harder than others.
Be a sport and help me on my thread to try and get the Eddie solo show in Australia, will you?
Sydney, Australia - March 12, 1998; Sydney, Australia - February 14, 2003; Sydney, Australia - November 8, 2006; Sydney, Australia - November 25, 2006; Brisbane, Australia - November, 2009; Gold Coast, Australia - January, 2014, Gold Coast, Australia - November 2024
This thread is good, but im still trying to figure out EXCACTLY what the topic is
the topic is us introducing ourselves to the big world outside our home/thread
BTW....Hi SEN!!!!!!!! Kylie here.....I'm sure we've already mingled in the past.....or maybe not, seeing as though I'd segregated myself in the Aus thread
be a sport. thats pretty funny! And i know in the past i have been cheering you guys on to get some shows out there. I think Ed will go during Australian Summer time!!!!! That way he can surf! I myself really want to go there to check out the HUGE WAVES!!!!
~~~~~~ALWAYS HAVE A GOOD TIME~~~~~~
Sir Mike McCready is....THE MASTER!!! WAHHH!!!
EVENFLOW PSYCHOS H.N.I.C~FEEL THE FLOW!!!
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the topic is us introducing ourselves to the big world outside our home/thread
BTW....Hi SEN!!!!!!!! Kylie here.....I'm sure we've already mingled in the past.....or maybe not, seeing as though I'd segregated myself in the Aus thread
Hello Kylie! "WELCOME" and yes, we have mingled but thats ok, it was nice to meet you PROPERLY!!!!
~~~~~~ALWAYS HAVE A GOOD TIME~~~~~~
Sir Mike McCready is....THE MASTER!!! WAHHH!!!
EVENFLOW PSYCHOS H.N.I.C~FEEL THE FLOW!!!
"Pearl Jam fans are obsessed, they'd see the boys in HELL if tickets were sold."-CROJAM95
Came across this little beauty. I can't believe we didn't all get rapped over the knuckles for this
TOP 100 REASONS WHY PEARL JAM DIDN'T PLAY THE SOUTH
1. Ed prefers wine rather than moonshine
2. Just Because .....
3. They thought "The South" meant "The Southern Hemisphere" so they went to Australia instead
4. 'Cos he dunna likey dayut Bush Feller.. *Cleatus laugh*
5. Pearl Jam are against the dirty art of in-breeding
6. Because Ed, Stone, Jeff and Mike don't know how to play the Banjo yet
7. No venue carparks were big enough to accommodate all the trailers
8. Pearl Jam saw the Pauly Shore Movie.. Son in Law, and were afraid they'd be attacked by "Inbreeeeders" with pitch forks!
9. Because they don't like Grits
10. The South blows!
11. Pearl Jam DID play there but those darn southern yokels couldn't read the announcement
12. The boys had to wrestle Jethro from the Beverly Hillbillies before they could even book a venue... They declined!
13. They had communication problems with venue managers as they couldnt understand what they were saying except for every second word being 'like'
14. They saw that old movie where the man was made to get down on all fours and squeal like a pig and it terrified them
15. They couldn't take their loved ones to the concerts as the venues had a 'no animal policy' so there was a lack of demand
16. "My Name is Earl" does not rate high in all the other US states so Pearl Jam made their decision based on that
17. Pearl Jam wouldn't allow those with two heads to be facilitated on the 1 ticket, and unfortunately those people couldn't afford 2 tickets on their welfare payouts
18. They are waiting untill they release their "Crunk" album next year.
19. Ed wants to teach himself to play the washboard while blowing into the harmonica first
20. The South wants no part in the preservation of Mr. Leatherback's family
21. Because the south think 'conservation' is all about the art of making jam/jelly
22. The South was billed to be on the 1st Leg of the US tour but the locals thought that because it was on Leg 1, then only amputees could attend, so demand wasn't sufficient enough to play
23. dont even get me started.....
24. They wanted to see how many reasons we could come up with before admin stepped in
25. Because they absolutely hate petitions to play in places
26. 'Cos Mike's moisturising cream melts in their climate
27. Because the humidity turns Ed and Boom's hair turn into afros
28. Stone may get mistaken for a wild animal during his duck walk and may be hunted
29. They felt they did their part by playing at the Hurricane Katrina Benefit so in their eyes they didn't owe The South anything
30. Because after the Bush Mask fiasco in 2003 Ed was told he wouldn't be allowed to wear his Ku Klux Klan suit
31. Because there's shrimp-kabobs, shrimp creole, shrimp gumbo, pan fried, deep fried, stir-fried, there's pineapple shrimp, lemon shrimp, coconut shrimp, pepper shrimp, shrimp soup, shrimp stew, shrimp salad, shrimp and potatoes, shrimp burger, shrimp sandwich.
32. Because the band were disappointed after learning that their idol Britney Spears is a product of Louisiana trailer trash
33. They realised that their hillbilly rock wasn't quite up to par
34. Because they are waiting for Road House 3 to be finished and will perform a week at the Double Deuce.
35. It's Stone's fault... he's allergic to being that much closer to the Equator..
36. Because Mike refuses to learn how to play the Fiddle
37. Southern Fried Chicken is very oily and bad for them
38. They were going to tour there so they could meet Colonel Sanders but found out he died in 1980, so they cancelled
39. Ed was informed that a 'mullet' was essential if they were gonna play the south and he wasn't prepared to make that commitment
40. The South wasn't big enough for both Pearl Jam and Chuck Norris
41. Eddie can't wear flannel in that climate
42. Kid Rock has the monopoly on music in The South
43. Because no-one down there can ever spell Mississippi right
44. Mmmm.....Arkansas or Athens? That's a hard choice to make
45. Because Tom Sawyer and Gone With the Wind are both over-rated
46. Intimidated by the live shows of the Drive By Truckers
47. They wern't to happy about serving raccoon on a stick for pre-show munchies
48. They're waiting until Ed grows his beard long enough to look like Billy Gibbons of ZZTop
49. They'd only get Trailer Trash Groupies
50. There are no 10C members as Southerners refused to buy membership as there was no discount for producing their Social Security Cards
51. For the same reason they never play Tasmania, they don't have Electricity down there
52. Because they couldnt get overalls embroided with the Pearl Jam logo ready in time to sell at the merch vans
53. They couldn't find BumFuckIdaho on the map
54. Because Ed's angry baritone does not go well with Gospel music
55. Because they knew if they all didnt stand very still during their set the audience would get excited thinking they were performing 'un-natural acts' with their instruments
56. The tour bus is still in the shop having 'The Duke's of Hazard' Air-Horns fitted
57. Because the band thought "I Wish I Was in Dixie" was the title of a porn movie.
58. The Northern states were all out of Confederate Flags, which are required by law, to be flown from aerials on vehicles before crossing over the invisible Southern border.
59. The band is still pissed about the Civil War
60. They cant let the audience join in the chants because they insist on putting "y'all" in front of every line
61. Because they were fuckin scared!!
62. Because they didnt want their tour stickers to read "Ditch The Drummer - We're Goin Huntin!!!"
63. Because their fan base is too stupid to even play the TOP 10 game right!
64. Because they're too scared of being eaten by giant snakes! http://forums.pearljam.com/showthread.php?t=244951
65. They wanted to avoid the customary tradition of having to f uck their own sisters.
66. While rocking back and forth on the porch, Ma and Pa heard that Ed was going to bring a case of wine, and not the Spirit of the South - Jack Daniels. They re-loaded their shotguns, and wait.....
67. Frankly my dears.... They don't give a damn!!
68. Pearl Jam was told that shoes would not be allowed and all women in their crew would have to be pregnant
69. Pearl Jam backed out because the guys in the band had 17 more teeth than the expected crowd combined
70. Because Crohn's Disease and Cajun food don't mix..
71. ***crickets***
72. Because the average attention span is only 1 1/2 songs
73. The album Ten didn't do very well in the South as no one knew the number existed. Even though they have 12 fingers
74. Because they were warned that the person who created this http://forums.pearljam.com/showthread.php?t=243689 thread would be there ... awaiting ...
75. 'Cos Dolly Parton's implants burst and the region is flooded and Stone refuses to play with floaties on 'cos he will no longer be able to do the duck walk properly
76. Because the only one who looked good in a cowboy hat was Stone.
77. And then Jeff got jealous
78. 'Cos Boom kept getting mistaken for Jesse Duke
79 . Because they didnt think snake skins hanging from the mike stands would be a good look
80. Because Ed's legs are too short for brown leather cowboy boots (they come up to his knees)!
81. Because they refuse to play "Achey Breaky Heart"
82. Mike, Stone and Jeff didn't have enough time to grow full mullets!
83. Because the abbreviation for New Orleans is NO which they thought was an omen not to play there
84. Because the complicated steps required to "Bootscoot" were just beyond Eddie's dance skills
85. theys got lost in them corn fields
86. They was scared of them 'gators!
87. Because the band are still having terrifying flashbacks from their parents letting them watch Deliverance when they were kids
88. Because they didnt think they could bear having their jeans hanging below their bums for that long
89. Because they're still perfecting how to spit out their chewing tobacco juice from the sides of their mouths...WHILST keeping the piece of straw still in their mouths
90. Because Pearl Jam are bigger than Texas
91. They really wanted to catch up with Forrest Gump but they heard he was still running
92. Because they came to Townsville and had a secret party with me and Wade!
93. They were to scared to take part in the pre/after show destruction derbies
94. They were worried that their Mums son, who was her husbands uncle, who's uncle was their daddys gran-papa, who's gran-mama was related to the armadillo roadkill, would make them sign her boobs again.
95. They're still trying to write a song with the words "she thinks my tractors sexy" in it.
96. Because the only porn they can buy involves pigs and donkeys (and Boom gets jealous of the big schlongs on the donkeys).
97. None of the band member LIKE to go "Down South", sorry ladies!
98. Ed changed his mind when he found out he couldn't smoke "hash" browns
99. Because the south fucking COMPLAIN too much!
100. As WMA isnt played anymore, George W. Bush tried to invade Pearl Jam thinking they were hiding WMD's, but got mixed up cos Bush couldnt spell WMD.
be a sport. thats pretty funny! And i know in the past i have been cheering you guys on to get some shows out there. I think Ed will go during Australian Summer time!!!!! That way he can surf! I myself really want to go there to check out the HUGE WAVES!!!!
Oh yeah an Eddie Australian Solo show in January 2009 would be cool.
Sydney, Australia - March 12, 1998; Sydney, Australia - February 14, 2003; Sydney, Australia - November 8, 2006; Sydney, Australia - November 25, 2006; Brisbane, Australia - November, 2009; Gold Coast, Australia - January, 2014, Gold Coast, Australia - November 2024
Came across this little beauty. I can't believe we didn't all get rapped over the knuckles for this
TOP 100 REASONS WHY PEARL JAM DIDN'T PLAY THE SOUTH
70. Because Crohn's Disease and Cajun food don't mix..
Hehe. That's one of mine. I loved this thread so much I copied and pasted it into a Word document in case it got deleted.
Sydney, Australia - March 12, 1998; Sydney, Australia - February 14, 2003; Sydney, Australia - November 8, 2006; Sydney, Australia - November 25, 2006; Brisbane, Australia - November, 2009; Gold Coast, Australia - January, 2014, Gold Coast, Australia - November 2024
Wouldnt it be? I posted in your thread by the way!
Thanks lovey. You're good value!
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54. Because Ed's angry baritone does not go well with Gospel music
That one's mine too. I'm nearly cacking myself reading all that again.
Sydney, Australia - March 12, 1998; Sydney, Australia - February 14, 2003; Sydney, Australia - November 8, 2006; Sydney, Australia - November 25, 2006; Brisbane, Australia - November, 2009; Gold Coast, Australia - January, 2014, Gold Coast, Australia - November 2024
Comments
I think some of us are taking it harder than others.
Be a sport and help me on my thread to try and get the Eddie solo show in Australia, will you?
http://forums.pearljam.com/showthread.php?t=281721
This thread is good, but im still trying to figure out EXCACTLY what the topic is
Who is Alf Stewart you ask? I challenge ANYONE not in Australia to answer that
Sir Mike McCready is....THE MASTER!!! WAHHH!!!
EVENFLOW PSYCHOS H.N.I.C~FEEL THE FLOW!!!
"Pearl Jam fans are obsessed, they'd see the boys in HELL if tickets were sold."-CROJAM95
It takes balls to put out a UKE album!
BTW....Hi SEN!!!!!!!!
Sir Mike McCready is....THE MASTER!!! WAHHH!!!
EVENFLOW PSYCHOS H.N.I.C~FEEL THE FLOW!!!
"Pearl Jam fans are obsessed, they'd see the boys in HELL if tickets were sold."-CROJAM95
It takes balls to put out a UKE album!
*ahem* My name is Sarah (Sairs) and I run like an Emu.
I am also an alcoholic like my good friends here *hick-ups*
Sir Mike McCready is....THE MASTER!!! WAHHH!!!
EVENFLOW PSYCHOS H.N.I.C~FEEL THE FLOW!!!
"Pearl Jam fans are obsessed, they'd see the boys in HELL if tickets were sold."-CROJAM95
It takes balls to put out a UKE album!
TOP 100 REASONS WHY PEARL JAM DIDN'T PLAY THE SOUTH
1. Ed prefers wine rather than moonshine
2. Just Because .....
3. They thought "The South" meant "The Southern Hemisphere" so they went to Australia instead
4. 'Cos he dunna likey dayut Bush Feller.. *Cleatus laugh*
5. Pearl Jam are against the dirty art of in-breeding
6. Because Ed, Stone, Jeff and Mike don't know how to play the Banjo yet
7. No venue carparks were big enough to accommodate all the trailers
8. Pearl Jam saw the Pauly Shore Movie.. Son in Law, and were afraid they'd be attacked by "Inbreeeeders" with pitch forks!
9. Because they don't like Grits
10. The South blows!
11. Pearl Jam DID play there but those darn southern yokels couldn't read the announcement
12. The boys had to wrestle Jethro from the Beverly Hillbillies before they could even book a venue... They declined!
13. They had communication problems with venue managers as they couldnt understand what they were saying except for every second word being 'like'
14. They saw that old movie where the man was made to get down on all fours and squeal like a pig and it terrified them
15. They couldn't take their loved ones to the concerts as the venues had a 'no animal policy' so there was a lack of demand
16. "My Name is Earl" does not rate high in all the other US states so Pearl Jam made their decision based on that
17. Pearl Jam wouldn't allow those with two heads to be facilitated on the 1 ticket, and unfortunately those people couldn't afford 2 tickets on their welfare payouts
18. They are waiting untill they release their "Crunk" album next year.
19. Ed wants to teach himself to play the washboard while blowing into the harmonica first
20. The South wants no part in the preservation of Mr. Leatherback's family
21. Because the south think 'conservation' is all about the art of making jam/jelly
22. The South was billed to be on the 1st Leg of the US tour but the locals thought that because it was on Leg 1, then only amputees could attend, so demand wasn't sufficient enough to play
23. dont even get me started.....
24. They wanted to see how many reasons we could come up with before admin stepped in
25. Because they absolutely hate petitions to play in places
26. 'Cos Mike's moisturising cream melts in their climate
27. Because the humidity turns Ed and Boom's hair turn into afros
28. Stone may get mistaken for a wild animal during his duck walk and may be hunted
29. They felt they did their part by playing at the Hurricane Katrina Benefit so in their eyes they didn't owe The South anything
30. Because after the Bush Mask fiasco in 2003 Ed was told he wouldn't be allowed to wear his Ku Klux Klan suit
31. Because there's shrimp-kabobs, shrimp creole, shrimp gumbo, pan fried, deep fried, stir-fried, there's pineapple shrimp, lemon shrimp, coconut shrimp, pepper shrimp, shrimp soup, shrimp stew, shrimp salad, shrimp and potatoes, shrimp burger, shrimp sandwich.
32. Because the band were disappointed after learning that their idol Britney Spears is a product of Louisiana trailer trash
33. They realised that their hillbilly rock wasn't quite up to par
34. Because they are waiting for Road House 3 to be finished and will perform a week at the Double Deuce.
35. It's Stone's fault... he's allergic to being that much closer to the Equator..
36. Because Mike refuses to learn how to play the Fiddle
37. Southern Fried Chicken is very oily and bad for them
38. They were going to tour there so they could meet Colonel Sanders but found out he died in 1980, so they cancelled
39. Ed was informed that a 'mullet' was essential if they were gonna play the south and he wasn't prepared to make that commitment
40. The South wasn't big enough for both Pearl Jam and Chuck Norris
41. Eddie can't wear flannel in that climate
42. Kid Rock has the monopoly on music in The South
43. Because no-one down there can ever spell Mississippi right
44. Mmmm.....Arkansas or Athens? That's a hard choice to make
45. Because Tom Sawyer and Gone With the Wind are both over-rated
46. Intimidated by the live shows of the Drive By Truckers
47. They wern't to happy about serving raccoon on a stick for pre-show munchies
48. They're waiting until Ed grows his beard long enough to look like Billy Gibbons of ZZTop
49. They'd only get Trailer Trash Groupies
50. There are no 10C members as Southerners refused to buy membership as there was no discount for producing their Social Security Cards
51. For the same reason they never play Tasmania, they don't have Electricity down there
52. Because they couldnt get overalls embroided with the Pearl Jam logo ready in time to sell at the merch vans
53. They couldn't find BumFuckIdaho on the map
54. Because Ed's angry baritone does not go well with Gospel music
55. Because they knew if they all didnt stand very still during their set the audience would get excited thinking they were performing 'un-natural acts' with their instruments
56. The tour bus is still in the shop having 'The Duke's of Hazard' Air-Horns fitted
57. Because the band thought "I Wish I Was in Dixie" was the title of a porn movie.
58. The Northern states were all out of Confederate Flags, which are required by law, to be flown from aerials on vehicles before crossing over the invisible Southern border.
59. The band is still pissed about the Civil War
60. They cant let the audience join in the chants because they insist on putting "y'all" in front of every line
61. Because they were fuckin scared!!
62. Because they didnt want their tour stickers to read "Ditch The Drummer - We're Goin Huntin!!!"
63. Because their fan base is too stupid to even play the TOP 10 game right!
64. Because they're too scared of being eaten by giant snakes! http://forums.pearljam.com/showthread.php?t=244951
65. They wanted to avoid the customary tradition of having to f uck their own sisters.
66. While rocking back and forth on the porch, Ma and Pa heard that Ed was going to bring a case of wine, and not the Spirit of the South - Jack Daniels. They re-loaded their shotguns, and wait.....
67. Frankly my dears.... They don't give a damn!!
68. Pearl Jam was told that shoes would not be allowed and all women in their crew would have to be pregnant
69. Pearl Jam backed out because the guys in the band had 17 more teeth than the expected crowd combined
70. Because Crohn's Disease and Cajun food don't mix..
71. ***crickets***
72. Because the average attention span is only 1 1/2 songs
73. The album Ten didn't do very well in the South as no one knew the number existed. Even though they have 12 fingers
74. Because they were warned that the person who created this http://forums.pearljam.com/showthread.php?t=243689 thread would be there ... awaiting ...
75. 'Cos Dolly Parton's implants burst and the region is flooded and Stone refuses to play with floaties on 'cos he will no longer be able to do the duck walk properly
76. Because the only one who looked good in a cowboy hat was Stone.
77. And then Jeff got jealous
78. 'Cos Boom kept getting mistaken for Jesse Duke
79 . Because they didnt think snake skins hanging from the mike stands would be a good look
80. Because Ed's legs are too short for brown leather cowboy boots (they come up to his knees)!
81. Because they refuse to play "Achey Breaky Heart"
82. Mike, Stone and Jeff didn't have enough time to grow full mullets!
83. Because the abbreviation for New Orleans is NO which they thought was an omen not to play there
84. Because the complicated steps required to "Bootscoot" were just beyond Eddie's dance skills
85. theys got lost in them corn fields
86. They was scared of them 'gators!
87. Because the band are still having terrifying flashbacks from their parents letting them watch Deliverance when they were kids
88. Because they didnt think they could bear having their jeans hanging below their bums for that long
89. Because they're still perfecting how to spit out their chewing tobacco juice from the sides of their mouths...WHILST keeping the piece of straw still in their mouths
90. Because Pearl Jam are bigger than Texas
91. They really wanted to catch up with Forrest Gump but they heard he was still running
92. Because they came to Townsville and had a secret party with me and Wade!
93. They were to scared to take part in the pre/after show destruction derbies
94. They were worried that their Mums son, who was her husbands uncle, who's uncle was their daddys gran-papa, who's gran-mama was related to the armadillo roadkill, would make them sign her boobs again.
95. They're still trying to write a song with the words "she thinks my tractors sexy" in it.
96. Because the only porn they can buy involves pigs and donkeys (and Boom gets jealous of the big schlongs on the donkeys).
97. None of the band member LIKE to go "Down South", sorry ladies!
98. Ed changed his mind when he found out he couldn't smoke "hash" browns
99. Because the south fucking COMPLAIN too much!
100. As WMA isnt played anymore, George W. Bush tried to invade Pearl Jam thinking they were hiding WMD's, but got mixed up cos Bush couldnt spell WMD.
I was being sarcastic
How's life over there? Will you be going, or have you been to any of Ed's solo gigs on this leg?
Oh yeah an Eddie Australian Solo show in January 2009 would be cool.
70. Because Crohn's Disease and Cajun food don't mix..
Hehe. That's one of mine. I loved this thread so much I copied and pasted it into a Word document in case it got deleted.
There's some absolute crackers in there
And i KIND OF went to both Ed shows out here in Los Angeles....
Sir Mike McCready is....THE MASTER!!! WAHHH!!!
EVENFLOW PSYCHOS H.N.I.C~FEEL THE FLOW!!!
"Pearl Jam fans are obsessed, they'd see the boys in HELL if tickets were sold."-CROJAM95
It takes balls to put out a UKE album!
Sir Mike McCready is....THE MASTER!!! WAHHH!!!
EVENFLOW PSYCHOS H.N.I.C~FEEL THE FLOW!!!
"Pearl Jam fans are obsessed, they'd see the boys in HELL if tickets were sold."-CROJAM95
It takes balls to put out a UKE album!
Hey hunny! Good to see ya back after your day of doing hard time!
My o my. 7 and 15 ring a bell :eek:
Wonder if 13 was mine :rolleyes:
Always good to be around friends....I just have to FIND them all :eek: *runs*
Thanks lovey. You're good value!
Sir Mike McCready is....THE MASTER!!! WAHHH!!!
EVENFLOW PSYCHOS H.N.I.C~FEEL THE FLOW!!!
"Pearl Jam fans are obsessed, they'd see the boys in HELL if tickets were sold."-CROJAM95
It takes balls to put out a UKE album!
54. Because Ed's angry baritone does not go well with Gospel music
That one's mine too. I'm nearly cacking myself reading all that again.
EV- 08/09,10/2008.06/08,09/2009
.....we have another casualty....I REPEAT.....we HAVE, another casualty.......Lindy's down.....LINDY'S DOWN!!!! :eek:
I'd left my phone in the bedroom and just went in there and realised there was a message.....it was from Lindy - letting me know she's been banned :(
I never thought an Eddie solo would be as great as PJ but it is and EVEN better since we got greats seats in both Montreal shows.
Just incredible, if you love Eddie, you MUST experience one of his shows. You WILL feel like you're part of the show.
EV- 08/09,10/2008.06/08,09/2009
Oh my GAWD!!!!
What did she do/say???!!!!!