this should be fun....

Zoso

Tim...

1. to sex someone up
man with a massive schlong

2. an acronym which means

tit
in
mouth

comebackwoman

Zoso wrote:

Tim...

1. to sex someone up
man with a massive schlong

Phantom Pain

I'm a bed pan :(



Jerry



Jerry was used by the British in the Great War as a nickname for the Germans. One possible origin is that Jerry was thought to be a common name among Germans, like 'John' with Americans. Another, and perhaps the true origin, is , that bed pans/chamber pots were called Jerries and the Germans helmets looked like them, so... Jerry was one of many nicknames used to call the Germans, the French preferred Boche, the Americans, Krauts. Another common one was 'Hun'. The usage of Jerry, and the rest, although I can't say I have seem much use of Boche outside of WW I related things, continued during the Second World War. The gas/water container used by the Germans in WW II was nicknamed a Jerry can. During the Great War, the Germans, when talking to the Englishmen in the opposite trenches, would use Tommy to reference them, while the British, of course, used Jerry in regard to the Germans.

MattCameronKicksButt

I'm still giggling like a goofus at this thread. Sorry.

Pearl Jam - 'One of the alltime worst bands I have ever heard in my life. The worst thing about them is the singing. It sounds more like baaaa-ing and moo-ing.'



When a guy cums in a girl without telling her. Sometimes after she gets pregnant, he'll tell her. "sorry about the pearl jam, should have told you sooner"

Jeff - 'a fabulous name, anyone who has it should be proud, spontaneous (good in bed) usually very sexy tall & thin (except for the few UNLUCKY Jeff's out there)'

Stone - 'a hot piece of lovin'.

catefrances

the epitome of style, taste, and class

as in:

Audrey Hepburn was so cate. HILARIOUS!!!!

Dissidentman

kevin

A Portuguese slang for penis

a male that performs great intercourse on a female

a kid with a huge dick. looks great, smells great, and all the ladies want him. great at sports also. great sense of humor.

someone who has probably porked your mom

haha... this is great...

urbanhippie

My first names been done so I did my surname...

Harrison -

Slang for marajuana, weed or skunk.... as in 'pass me the harrison, I need to get arristoned....' LOL

To Harrison someone is to give them something with very little left so that they have to dispose of the wrapper or container as in a half empty packet of crisps or sweets

A ferocious beast in a video game who can kill any one with any weapon from no where near you.

To be extremely suave and or charming, often resulting in an exchange of phone numbers followed by repeated fornication. One who Harrisons women is often compared to Alfie, the famous british womanizer. :D


I love this last one LOL

Super Vedder

kevin

1. "A physically attractive, selfish, self centered friend/occasional lover who loves tattoos, beer and great music. Positive outlook on life, keeps everything neat, clean and well organized, and only likes movies with interesting plots and listens to adam corrolla. Wakes up early, loves coffea and is good in bed but dislikes hyperactivity. ODD at times but a good companion to listen to…

That kevin is a good guy to have around" almost sooooo true!!!




2. "someone who has probably porked your mom

Dude,that kevin is all over your mom" hehehe


3. "basicilly a kid with a huge dick. looks great, smells great, and all the ladies want him. great at sports also. great sense of humor.

Gee i am so jealous of Kevin, with three girls around his arm.

How is kevin good looking and smart at the same time"



4. Anglicized form of the Irish name Caoimhín, derived from the older Irish Coemgen, composed of the Old Irish elements coem "kind, gentle, handsome" and gein "birth". Saint Caoimhin established a monastery in Ireland and is the patron saint of Dublin.

Kevin and I are going to the park.


5. kevin

The act of hip-thrusting. The body is positioned in such a manner in which the movement of the pelvic muscles is maximized whereas the movement of the rest of the body is minimized. The hips are then thrusted back and forth in rapid succession.

After winning the epic warcraft match, Daniel kevined his monitor.



6. A Portuguese slang for penis

"Woah thats a big kevin"


7. kevin

a male that performs great intercourse on a female

the other night my boyfriend performed "kevin" on me




Ha ha ha there seems to be a common theme with my name

edit* doh, didnt realise another kevin had posted just above mine!!! i guess it missed the bit off about being unattentive!

in_hiding79

dissidentman wrote:

kevin

A Portuguese slang for penis

a male that performs great intercourse on a female

a kid with a huge dick. looks great, smells great, and all the ladies want him. great at sports also. great sense of humor.

someone who has probably porked your mom

haha... this is great...

:eek: How you doin?? hhehehee:p

Brain of J.Lo

1. Jenna
so cool, has tons of friends, likes the wrong guys, loves to go shopping, smart

2. Jenna
1. To Love someone a lot
2. A shy girl but once you get to know her she's outgoing
3. Addicted to monkeys and Johnny Depp
4. Broadway showtunes pump her blood

3. Jenna
This word is used for the common meaning of lesbian.


4. Jenna
A girl who is very slutty. No one likes her, and people who do. Really DONT. Has big tits that are stuffed, and she shows them like no other. All the boys holler at her, and all the girls hate her. Jenna is the typical slut.

Interesting. lol

jamie uk

1. Jamie
The king of stealing, is a fucking criminal mastermind of stealing. Is never caught and is very mischeivious.

'you a complete jamie dude'....'i cant beleive you just pulled a jamie'





2. Jamie
i) A "Jamie" is a term used for a larger than life penis

ii) "Jamie" is the god of sexual intercourse.

i) Man goes up to a girl in a bar...

"Heyyyyy, my friend Jamie thinks you're hot!, would you like to meet him?

ii) Girl to her friend.

"OMG OMG OMG he filled me RIGHT UP, that guy is SUCH a Jamie!"


3. Jamie
To be really stupid or almost had down syndrome.

She is such a Jamie.

Did you know she was supposed to be a Jamie

4. Jamie

Term for fucking your dog.

Dude I just jamied my dog spot last night.

I'll go with numbers 1 or 2...deffo number 2
But not 3 and 4....oh dear!

SENROCK

Drop The Leash 10 wrote:

go to urbandictionary.com and type in your name and see what it gives you for a definition.
i'll start




1. colby

A synonym for 'gangster'

gangster. LOVE IT!!!!

surfanddestroy

Tamara

A name meaning palm tree in hebrew. Also a very well rounded person.

See that girl, her name is tamara, she is well rounded

No, that does not mean I am fat!