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  • harmless_little_f***
    harmless_little_f*** Posts: 8,005
    MattCameronKicksButt wrote:
    I'll take a risk and print the one that I thought may be a little risky at first because it's so funny...

    'A trailer whore, who enjoys pretending to be a classy girl of moderate intelligence, and covers her putrid cunt stink with gallons of cheap perfume. Within a week of meeting a Kelly she will have sub-par sex with you to insure that you talk to her for another month in random intervals. Kelly probably just gave you a disease.'

    So I'm struggling to find nice things for mine so I tried my second name as well...

    'A fat whore who eats her own poo' :D

    All that made me just laugh very, very hard. Thanks. 'Kelly probably just gave you a disease.' LOL
    'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'

    - the great Sir Leo Harrison
  • MattCameronKicksButt
    MattCameronKicksButt Posts: 4,317
    It made me laugh too! (I'm not sure if I'll get into trouble though).
  • mookie9999
    mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    MattCameronKicksButt wrote:
    It made me laugh too! (I'm not sure if I'll get into trouble though).

    I think as long as you don't post a picture of a "kelly" you should be ok!
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • Jeremy1012
    Jeremy1012 Posts: 7,170
    MattCameronKicksButt wrote:
    I'll take a risk and print the one that I thought may be a little risky at first because it's so funny...

    'A trailer whore, who enjoys pretending to be a classy girl of moderate intelligence, and covers her putrid cunt stink with gallons of cheap perfume. Within a week of meeting a Kelly she will have sub-par sex with you to insure that you talk to her for another month in random intervals. Kelly probably just gave you a disease.'

    So I'm struggling to find nice things for mine so I tried my second name as well...

    'A fat whore who eats her own poo' :D
    Haha, my side actually hurts from laughing :D
    "I remember one night at Muzdalifa with nothing but the sky overhead, I lay awake amid sleeping Muslim brothers and I learned that pilgrims from every land — every colour, and class, and rank; high officials and the beggar alike — all snored in the same language"
  • harmless_little_f***
    harmless_little_f*** Posts: 8,005
    MattCameronKicksButt wrote:
    It made me laugh too! (I'm not sure if I'll get into trouble though).

    Nah... I've read worse on the forum. I'd like to say I've written worse on the forum but.. you've beaten me. :o
    'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'

    - the great Sir Leo Harrison
  • Linda
    Linda Posts: 1,656
    1. Spanish or italian for "Cute girl".

    Mira, aqui viene Linda. mira a Linda que linda es...


    2. Spanish adjetive as "beautiful".
    This adjetive is used by latin people (Mexico,Argentina...)

    Esa chica es muy linda( This girl is very beautiful).


    3. A chair (usually a small, one person, office chair).

    Would you like to come sit with me? Linda's built for two. :D:D
    i'm not happy yet.....
  • chadwick
    chadwick up my ass Posts: 21,157
    i have 3 pages thick of my name to pick from
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."
    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
  • Linda
    Linda Posts: 1,656
    chadwick wrote:
    i have 3 pages thick of my name to pick from



    Chad, a person that thinks he is best at everything. Including sex.
    He thinks he is gods gift to woman, arrogant, a prick, bi-polar, hated and loved.

    Most Chad's got a Chuck Norris like beard.

    For a person that actually IS good at everything check: Dawson

    Girl 1: OMG, my bf thinks he is best at everything.
    Girl 2: Fuck yeah. He is such a Chad


    :D
    i'm not happy yet.....
  • Linda
    Linda Posts: 1,656
    chadwick wrote:
    i have 3 pages thick of my name to pick from

    ok, one more, than i'll stop...

    Chad:

    -The name of all leading role men in Girly movies.
    -A pretty boy.
    -A bit queer.
    -Tall and Blonde.
    -Owns a hairdryer.
    -Wears pink bowling shirts.
    -knows what mascara is for.

    Ends relationships with "its me,not you"

    Josh: What a fucking Chad!
    i'm not happy yet.....
  • chadwick
    chadwick up my ass Posts: 21,157
    Linda wrote:
    ok, one more, than i'll stop...

    Chad:

    -The name of all leading role men in Girly movies.
    -A pretty boy.
    -A bit queer.
    -Tall and Blonde.
    -Owns a hairdryer.
    -Wears pink bowling shirts.
    -knows what mascara is for.

    Ends relationships with "its me,not you"

    Josh: What a fucking Chad!

    pretty boy, um nope...im not fancy enough
    a bit queer, um nope...all about the Goddess
    Tall and blonde, um yep...although as i get older hair gets browner
    owns a hairdryer, um nope....never used one more than 2 or 3 times in my life..
    Wears pink bowling shirts, um nope....don't bowl but i would wear pink shirts and not give a damn about it whatsoever
    knows what mascara is for, um yep....it's a lubicant for sex
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."
    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
  • chadwick
    chadwick up my ass Posts: 21,157
    Linda wrote:
    Chad, a person that thinks he is best at everything. Including sex.
    He thinks he is gods gift to woman, arrogant, a prick, bi-polar, hated and loved.

    Most Chad's got a Chuck Norris like beard.

    For a person that actually IS good at everything check: Dawson

    Girl 1: OMG, my bf thinks he is best at everything.
    Girl 2: Fuck yeah. He is such a Chad


    :D

    i am the best at what i do or try to do..
    i am not god's gift to women, they are my gift..
    arrogant and confindent run close together but are not the same..
    a prick,,yep i can be
    bi polar, nope..im just nuts
    hated and loved,,yep.. mostly loved
    the ones who hate me all have fucked me over which inturn totally fucked their world up for themselves..
    but in fact i can truthfully say nobody hates me, nobody..
    a chucky norris beard...sometimes
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."
    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
  • in_hiding79
    in_hiding79 Posts: 4,315
    1) Pamela

    Is usually the craziest of the bunch. quite often has a variety of different laughs, and can perform them all on demand. everybody loves pamela, the type of person you always want to protect. she is a flamboyant driver. loves make up, clothes and accessories

    oh Pamela's coming. I can't see her but i can hear her.




    2) Pamela

    one hot babe =] that talks to phillip on aim

    Pamela is a babe....
    And so the lion fell in love with the lamb...,"
    "What a stupid lamb."
    "What a sick, masochistic lion."
  • ladygooddiva
    ladygooddiva Posts: 4,169
    Greek/ Latin in Origin. This name means "annoited christian". It's pronounced (kris-TEEN-ah). It is the most beautiful name to a girl.
  • olderman
    olderman Posts: 1,765
    A Jess is a person who is generous, talented and kindly. The name itself means "wealthy", and this is true, as a jess will always be rich in spirit and personality. Also used by some kids to mean "awesome".

    The term should not be confused with the Spanish jess (pronounced hess) which means a woman with low moral standards.
    Down the street you can hear her scream youre a disgrace
    As she slams the door in his drunken face
    And now he stands outside
    And all the neighbours start to gossip and drool
    He cries oh, girl you must be mad,
    What happened to the sweet love you and me had?
    Against the door he leans and starts a scene,
    And his tears fall and burn the garden green
  • Jeremy1012
    Jeremy1012 Posts: 7,170
    1. Jamie

    The king of stealing, is a fucking criminal mastermind of stealing. Is never caught and is very mischeivious.

    'you a complete jamie dude'....'i cant beleive you just pulled a jamie'

    2. Jamie

    i) A "Jamie" is a term used for a larger than life penis

    ii) "Jamie" is the god of sexual intercourse.

    i) Man goes up to a girl in a bar...

    "Heyyyyy, my friend Jamie thinks you're hot!, would you like to meet him?

    ii) Girl to her friend.

    "OMG OMG OMG he filled me RIGHT UP, that guy is SUCH a Jamie!"



    well... what can I say ;)
    "I remember one night at Muzdalifa with nothing but the sky overhead, I lay awake amid sleeping Muslim brothers and I learned that pilgrims from every land — every colour, and class, and rank; high officials and the beggar alike — all snored in the same language"
  • harmless_little_f***
    harmless_little_f*** Posts: 8,005
    Jeremy1012 wrote:
    1. Jamie

    The king of stealing, is a fucking criminal mastermind of stealing. Is never caught and is very mischeivious.

    'you a complete jamie dude'....'i cant beleive you just pulled a jamie'

    2. Jamie

    i) A "Jamie" is a term used for a larger than life penis

    ii) "Jamie" is the god of sexual intercourse.

    i) Man goes up to a girl in a bar...

    "Heyyyyy, my friend Jamie thinks you're hot!, would you like to meet him?

    ii) Girl to her friend.

    "OMG OMG OMG he filled me RIGHT UP, that guy is SUCH a Jamie!"



    well... what can I say ;)

    LOL! :D

    That was about 75% as funny as Kelly's ;)
    'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'

    - the great Sir Leo Harrison
  • in_hiding79
    in_hiding79 Posts: 4,315
    Jeremy1012 wrote:
    1. Jamie

    The king of stealing, is a fucking criminal mastermind of stealing. Is never caught and is very mischeivious.

    'you a complete jamie dude'....'i cant beleive you just pulled a jamie'

    2. Jamie

    i) A "Jamie" is a term used for a larger than life penis

    ii) "Jamie" is the god of sexual intercourse.

    i) Man goes up to a girl in a bar...

    "Heyyyyy, my friend Jamie thinks you're hot!, would you like to meet him?

    ii) Girl to her friend.

    "OMG OMG OMG he filled me RIGHT UP, that guy is SUCH a Jamie!"



    well... what can I say ;)



    heheheheheh ;)
    And so the lion fell in love with the lamb...,"
    "What a stupid lamb."
    "What a sick, masochistic lion."
  • westsidepie
    westsidepie Posts: 627
    Well this was just strange:

    Ciro

    1. ciro
    21 up, 13 down
    Anyone who sits at the computer for at least 8 hours everyday.

    A loser, douchebag or asshole.

    "Stop being a ciro and get off the computer"


    2. ciro
    5 up, 6 down
    A very popular very attractive male.
    Adored by all females, May have more than one girlfriend at the same time.
    A person of many skills, always very succesful and rich.

    Wow that guy has really turned into a "ciro" after winning the lottery.

    Obviously, the second definition is WAY more accurate, and describes me perfectly!.
    To pie I will reply
    But mr. justam
    is who I am

    "That's a repulsive combination of horrible information and bad breath."-Pickles

    "Remember, death is a natural part of the workplace. So, when you see a dead body at work, don't freak out, just ring your death bell." "ting"-Toki Wartooth
  • in_hiding79
    in_hiding79 Posts: 4,315
    westsidepie wrote:
    Well this was just strange:

    Ciro

    1. ciro
    21 up, 13 down
    Anyone who sits at the computer for at least 8 hours everyday.

    A loser, douchebag or asshole.

    "Stop being a ciro and get off the computer"


    2. ciro
    5 up, 6 down
    A very popular very attractive male.
    Adored by all females, May have more than one girlfriend at the same time.
    A person of many skills, always very succesful and rich.

    Wow that guy has really turned into a "ciro" after winning the lottery.

    Obviously, the second definition is WAY more accurate, and describes me perfectly!.


    :eek:


    #1 was crazy..
    And so the lion fell in love with the lamb...,"
    "What a stupid lamb."
    "What a sick, masochistic lion."
  • macci
    macci Posts: 1,057
    Chris

    1. dude on family guy who is afraid of a monkey in his closet.

    2. That dude who is always stealing your girlfriend, aka A Brad, or A Jeff... (common names for users)

    3. The goofball in your high school that u used to remember.

    4. St. Christopher, The act of putting one over their head or sholder and crossing a body of water. Have fun!
    the myth that he was blessed when he took Jesus over his sholders, and passed a river. This makes for one of the best games ever. You can race, endurance, different stuff, but it makes for the best time ever if your bored as hell.

    1, Chris, that dude on family guy is dumb as hell, but awesome.

    2 That dickhead Chris stole my gf again.

    3. Remember when Chris s*** himself in class?

    4. Yo! Aaron! Lets play St. Christopher!
    My lips are shaking.......

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