Chad, a person that thinks he is best at everything. Including sex.
He thinks he is gods gift to woman, arrogant, a prick, bi-polar, hated and loved.
Most Chad's got a Chuck Norris like beard.
For a person that actually IS good at everything check: Dawson
Girl 1: OMG, my bf thinks he is best at everything.
Girl 2: Fuck yeah. He is such a Chad
i am the best at what i do or try to do..
i am not god's gift to women, they are my gift..
arrogant and confindent run close together but are not the same..
a prick,,yep i can be
bi polar, nope..im just nuts
hated and loved,,yep.. mostly loved
the ones who hate me all have fucked me over which inturn totally fucked their world up for themselves..
but in fact i can truthfully say nobody hates me, nobody..
a chucky norris beard...sometimes
Is usually the craziest of the bunch. quite often has a variety of different laughs, and can perform them all on demand. everybody loves pamela, the type of person you always want to protect. she is a flamboyant driver. loves make up, clothes and accessories
oh Pamela's coming. I can't see her but i can hear her.
2) Pamela
one hot babe =] that talks to phillip on aim
Pamela is a babe....
And so the lion fell in love with the lamb...,"
"What a stupid lamb."
"What a sick, masochistic lion."
A Jess is a person who is generous, talented and kindly. The name itself means "wealthy", and this is true, as a jess will always be rich in spirit and personality. Also used by some kids to mean "awesome".
The term should not be confused with the Spanish jess (pronounced hess) which means a woman with low moral standards.
Down the street you can hear her scream youre a disgrace
As she slams the door in his drunken face
And now he stands outside
And all the neighbours start to gossip and drool
He cries oh, girl you must be mad,
What happened to the sweet love you and me had?
Against the door he leans and starts a scene,
And his tears fall and burn the garden green
The king of stealing, is a fucking criminal mastermind of stealing. Is never caught and is very mischeivious.
'you a complete jamie dude'....'i cant beleive you just pulled a jamie'
2. Jamie
i) A "Jamie" is a term used for a larger than life penis
ii) "Jamie" is the god of sexual intercourse.
i) Man goes up to a girl in a bar...
"Heyyyyy, my friend Jamie thinks you're hot!, would you like to meet him?
ii) Girl to her friend.
"OMG OMG OMG he filled me RIGHT UP, that guy is SUCH a Jamie!"
well... what can I say
"I remember one night at Muzdalifa with nothing but the sky overhead, I lay awake amid sleeping Muslim brothers and I learned that pilgrims from every land — every colour, and class, and rank; high officials and the beggar alike — all snored in the same language"
The king of stealing, is a fucking criminal mastermind of stealing. Is never caught and is very mischeivious.
'you a complete jamie dude'....'i cant beleive you just pulled a jamie'
2. Jamie
i) A "Jamie" is a term used for a larger than life penis
ii) "Jamie" is the god of sexual intercourse.
i) Man goes up to a girl in a bar...
"Heyyyyy, my friend Jamie thinks you're hot!, would you like to meet him?
ii) Girl to her friend.
"OMG OMG OMG he filled me RIGHT UP, that guy is SUCH a Jamie!"
well... what can I say
LOL!
That was about 75% as funny as Kelly's
'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'
1. ciro
21 up, 13 down
Anyone who sits at the computer for at least 8 hours everyday.
A loser, douchebag or asshole.
"Stop being a ciro and get off the computer"
2. ciro
5 up, 6 down
A very popular very attractive male.
Adored by all females, May have more than one girlfriend at the same time.
A person of many skills, always very succesful and rich.
Wow that guy has really turned into a "ciro" after winning the lottery.
Obviously, the second definition is WAY more accurate, and describes me perfectly!.
To pie I will reply
But mr. justam
is who I am
"That's a repulsive combination of horrible information and bad breath."-Pickles
"Remember, death is a natural part of the workplace. So, when you see a dead body at work, don't freak out, just ring your death bell." "ting"-Toki Wartooth
1. ciro
21 up, 13 down
Anyone who sits at the computer for at least 8 hours everyday.
A loser, douchebag or asshole.
"Stop being a ciro and get off the computer"
2. ciro
5 up, 6 down
A very popular very attractive male.
Adored by all females, May have more than one girlfriend at the same time.
A person of many skills, always very succesful and rich.
Wow that guy has really turned into a "ciro" after winning the lottery.
Obviously, the second definition is WAY more accurate, and describes me perfectly!.
:eek:
#1 was crazy..
And so the lion fell in love with the lamb...,"
"What a stupid lamb."
"What a sick, masochistic lion."
1. dude on family guy who is afraid of a monkey in his closet.
2. That dude who is always stealing your girlfriend, aka A Brad, or A Jeff... (common names for users)
3. The goofball in your high school that u used to remember.
4. St. Christopher, The act of putting one over their head or sholder and crossing a body of water. Have fun!
the myth that he was blessed when he took Jesus over his sholders, and passed a river. This makes for one of the best games ever. You can race, endurance, different stuff, but it makes for the best time ever if your bored as hell.
1, Chris, that dude on family guy is dumb as hell, but awesome.
Jerry was used by the British in the Great War as a nickname for the Germans. One possible origin is that Jerry was thought to be a common name among Germans, like 'John' with Americans. Another, and perhaps the true origin, is , that bed pans/chamber pots were called Jerries and the Germans helmets looked like them, so... Jerry was one of many nicknames used to call the Germans, the French preferred Boche, the Americans, Krauts. Another common one was 'Hun'. The usage of Jerry, and the rest, although I can't say I have seem much use of Boche outside of WW I related things, continued during the Second World War. The gas/water container used by the Germans in WW II was nicknamed a Jerry can. During the Great War, the Germans, when talking to the Englishmen in the opposite trenches, would use Tommy to reference them, while the British, of course, used Jerry in regard to the Germans.
My drinking team has a hockey problem
The ONLY thing better than a glass of beer is tea with Miss McGill
A protuberance of flesh above the waistband of a tight pair of trousers
I'm still giggling like a goofus at this thread. Sorry.
Pearl Jam - 'One of the alltime worst bands I have ever heard in my life. The worst thing about them is the singing. It sounds more like baaaa-ing and moo-ing.'
When a guy cums in a girl without telling her. Sometimes after she gets pregnant, he'll tell her. "sorry about the pearl jam, should have told you sooner"
Jeff - 'a fabulous name, anyone who has it should be proud, spontaneous (good in bed) usually very sexy tall & thin (except for the few UNLUCKY Jeff's out there)'
Slang for marajuana, weed or skunk.... as in 'pass me the harrison, I need to get arristoned....' LOL
To Harrison someone is to give them something with very little left so that they have to dispose of the wrapper or container as in a half empty packet of crisps or sweets
A ferocious beast in a video game who can kill any one with any weapon from no where near you.
To be extremely suave and or charming, often resulting in an exchange of phone numbers followed by repeated fornication. One who Harrisons women is often compared to Alfie, the famous british womanizer. :D
1. "A physically attractive, selfish, self centered friend/occasional lover who loves tattoos, beer and great music. Positive outlook on life, keeps everything neat, clean and well organized, and only likes movies with interesting plots and listens to adam corrolla. Wakes up early, loves coffea and is good in bed but dislikes hyperactivity. ODD at times but a good companion to listen to…
That kevin is a good guy to have around" almost sooooo true!!!
2. "someone who has probably porked your mom
Dude,that kevin is all over your mom" hehehe
3. "basicilly a kid with a huge dick. looks great, smells great, and all the ladies want him. great at sports also. great sense of humor.
Gee i am so jealous of Kevin, with three girls around his arm.
How is kevin good looking and smart at the same time"
4. Anglicized form of the Irish name Caoimhín, derived from the older Irish Coemgen, composed of the Old Irish elements coem "kind, gentle, handsome" and gein "birth". Saint Caoimhin established a monastery in Ireland and is the patron saint of Dublin.
Kevin and I are going to the park.
5. kevin
The act of hip-thrusting. The body is positioned in such a manner in which the movement of the pelvic muscles is maximized whereas the movement of the rest of the body is minimized. The hips are then thrusted back and forth in rapid succession.
After winning the epic warcraft match, Daniel kevined his monitor.
6. A Portuguese slang for penis
"Woah thats a big kevin"
7. kevin
a male that performs great intercourse on a female
the other night my boyfriend performed "kevin" on me
Ha ha ha there seems to be a common theme with my name
edit* doh, didnt realise another kevin had posted just above mine!!! i guess it missed the bit off about being unattentive!
1. Jenna
so cool, has tons of friends, likes the wrong guys, loves to go shopping, smart
2. Jenna
1. To Love someone a lot
2. A shy girl but once you get to know her she's outgoing
3. Addicted to monkeys and Johnny Depp
4. Broadway showtunes pump her blood
3. Jenna
This word is used for the common meaning of lesbian.
4. Jenna
A girl who is very slutty. No one likes her, and people who do. Really DONT. Has big tits that are stuffed, and she shows them like no other. All the boys holler at her, and all the girls hate her. Jenna is the typical slut.
A name meaning palm tree in hebrew. Also a very well rounded person.
See that girl, her name is tamara, she is well rounded
No, that does not mean I am fat!
Astoria 20/04/06, Leeds 25/08/06, Prague 22/09/06, Wembley 18/06/07,
Dusseldorf 21/06/07, Manchester 17/08/09, London 18/08/09, LA 06/10/09, LA 07/10/09.
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i am the best at what i do or try to do..
i am not god's gift to women, they are my gift..
arrogant and confindent run close together but are not the same..
a prick,,yep i can be
bi polar, nope..im just nuts
hated and loved,,yep.. mostly loved
the ones who hate me all have fucked me over which inturn totally fucked their world up for themselves..
but in fact i can truthfully say nobody hates me, nobody..
a chucky norris beard...sometimes
"Hear me, my chiefs!
I am tired; my heart is
sick and sad. From where
the sun stands I will fight
no more forever."
Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
Is usually the craziest of the bunch. quite often has a variety of different laughs, and can perform them all on demand. everybody loves pamela, the type of person you always want to protect. she is a flamboyant driver. loves make up, clothes and accessories
oh Pamela's coming. I can't see her but i can hear her.
2) Pamela
one hot babe =] that talks to phillip on aim
Pamela is a babe....
"What a stupid lamb."
"What a sick, masochistic lion."
The term should not be confused with the Spanish jess (pronounced hess) which means a woman with low moral standards.
As she slams the door in his drunken face
And now he stands outside
And all the neighbours start to gossip and drool
He cries oh, girl you must be mad,
What happened to the sweet love you and me had?
Against the door he leans and starts a scene,
And his tears fall and burn the garden green
The king of stealing, is a fucking criminal mastermind of stealing. Is never caught and is very mischeivious.
'you a complete jamie dude'....'i cant beleive you just pulled a jamie'
2. Jamie
i) A "Jamie" is a term used for a larger than life penis
ii) "Jamie" is the god of sexual intercourse.
i) Man goes up to a girl in a bar...
"Heyyyyy, my friend Jamie thinks you're hot!, would you like to meet him?
ii) Girl to her friend.
"OMG OMG OMG he filled me RIGHT UP, that guy is SUCH a Jamie!"
well... what can I say
LOL!
That was about 75% as funny as Kelly's
- the great Sir Leo Harrison
heheheheheh
"What a stupid lamb."
"What a sick, masochistic lion."
Ciro
1. ciro
21 up, 13 down
Anyone who sits at the computer for at least 8 hours everyday.
A loser, douchebag or asshole.
"Stop being a ciro and get off the computer"
2. ciro
5 up, 6 down
A very popular very attractive male.
Adored by all females, May have more than one girlfriend at the same time.
A person of many skills, always very succesful and rich.
Wow that guy has really turned into a "ciro" after winning the lottery.
Obviously, the second definition is WAY more accurate, and describes me perfectly!.
But mr. justam
is who I am
"That's a repulsive combination of horrible information and bad breath."-Pickles
"Remember, death is a natural part of the workplace. So, when you see a dead body at work, don't freak out, just ring your death bell." "ting"-Toki Wartooth
:eek:
#1 was crazy..
"What a stupid lamb."
"What a sick, masochistic lion."
1. dude on family guy who is afraid of a monkey in his closet.
2. That dude who is always stealing your girlfriend, aka A Brad, or A Jeff... (common names for users)
3. The goofball in your high school that u used to remember.
4. St. Christopher, The act of putting one over their head or sholder and crossing a body of water. Have fun!
the myth that he was blessed when he took Jesus over his sholders, and passed a river. This makes for one of the best games ever. You can race, endurance, different stuff, but it makes for the best time ever if your bored as hell.
1, Chris, that dude on family guy is dumb as hell, but awesome.
2 That dickhead Chris stole my gf again.
3. Remember when Chris s*** himself in class?
4. Yo! Aaron! Lets play St. Christopher!
1. to sex someone up
man with a massive schlong
2. an acronym which means
tit
in
mouth
Sha la la la i'm in love with a jersey girl
I love you forever and forever
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Jerry
Jerry was used by the British in the Great War as a nickname for the Germans. One possible origin is that Jerry was thought to be a common name among Germans, like 'John' with Americans. Another, and perhaps the true origin, is , that bed pans/chamber pots were called Jerries and the Germans helmets looked like them, so... Jerry was one of many nicknames used to call the Germans, the French preferred Boche, the Americans, Krauts. Another common one was 'Hun'. The usage of Jerry, and the rest, although I can't say I have seem much use of Boche outside of WW I related things, continued during the Second World War. The gas/water container used by the Germans in WW II was nicknamed a Jerry can. During the Great War, the Germans, when talking to the Englishmen in the opposite trenches, would use Tommy to reference them, while the British, of course, used Jerry in regard to the Germans.
The ONLY thing better than a glass of beer is tea with Miss McGill
A protuberance of flesh above the waistband of a tight pair of trousers
Pearl Jam - 'One of the alltime worst bands I have ever heard in my life. The worst thing about them is the singing. It sounds more like baaaa-ing and moo-ing.'
When a guy cums in a girl without telling her. Sometimes after she gets pregnant, he'll tell her. "sorry about the pearl jam, should have told you sooner"
Jeff - 'a fabulous name, anyone who has it should be proud, spontaneous (good in bed)
Stone - 'a hot piece of lovin'.
as in:
Audrey Hepburn was so cate. HILARIOUS!!!!
take a good look
this could be the day
hold my hand
lie beside me
i just need to say
A Portuguese slang for penis
a male that performs great intercourse on a female
a kid with a huge dick. looks great, smells great, and all the ladies want him. great at sports also. great sense of humor.
someone who has probably porked your mom
haha... this is great...
Harrison -
Slang for marajuana, weed or skunk.... as in 'pass me the harrison, I need to get arristoned....' LOL
To Harrison someone is to give them something with very little left so that they have to dispose of the wrapper or container as in a half empty packet of crisps or sweets
A ferocious beast in a video game who can kill any one with any weapon from no where near you.
To be extremely suave and or charming, often resulting in an exchange of phone numbers followed by repeated fornication. One who Harrisons women is often compared to Alfie, the famous british womanizer.
I love this last one LOL
Wembley 18/06/07
If there was a reason, it was you.
O2 Arena 18/09/09
1. "A physically attractive, selfish, self centered friend/occasional lover who loves tattoos, beer and great music. Positive outlook on life, keeps everything neat, clean and well organized, and only likes movies with interesting plots and listens to adam corrolla. Wakes up early, loves coffea and is good in bed but dislikes hyperactivity. ODD at times but a good companion to listen to…
That kevin is a good guy to have around" almost sooooo true!!!
2. "someone who has probably porked your mom
Dude,that kevin is all over your mom" hehehe
3. "basicilly a kid with a huge dick. looks great, smells great, and all the ladies want him. great at sports also. great sense of humor.
Gee i am so jealous of Kevin, with three girls around his arm.
How is kevin good looking and smart at the same time"
4. Anglicized form of the Irish name Caoimhín, derived from the older Irish Coemgen, composed of the Old Irish elements coem "kind, gentle, handsome" and gein "birth". Saint Caoimhin established a monastery in Ireland and is the patron saint of Dublin.
Kevin and I are going to the park.
5. kevin
The act of hip-thrusting. The body is positioned in such a manner in which the movement of the pelvic muscles is maximized whereas the movement of the rest of the body is minimized. The hips are then thrusted back and forth in rapid succession.
After winning the epic warcraft match, Daniel kevined his monitor.
6. A Portuguese slang for penis
"Woah thats a big kevin"
7. kevin
a male that performs great intercourse on a female
the other night my boyfriend performed "kevin" on me
Ha ha ha there seems to be a common theme with my name
edit* doh, didnt realise another kevin had posted just above mine!!! i guess it missed the bit off about being unattentive!
:eek: How you doin?? hhehehee:p
"What a stupid lamb."
"What a sick, masochistic lion."
so cool, has tons of friends, likes the wrong guys, loves to go shopping, smart
2. Jenna
1. To Love someone a lot
2. A shy girl but once you get to know her she's outgoing
3. Addicted to monkeys and Johnny Depp
4. Broadway showtunes pump her blood
3. Jenna
This word is used for the common meaning of lesbian.
4. Jenna
A girl who is very slutty. No one likes her, and people who do. Really DONT. Has big tits that are stuffed, and she shows them like no other. All the boys holler at her, and all the girls hate her. Jenna is the typical slut.
Interesting. lol
The king of stealing, is a fucking criminal mastermind of stealing. Is never caught and is very mischeivious.
'you a complete jamie dude'....'i cant beleive you just pulled a jamie'
2. Jamie
i) A "Jamie" is a term used for a larger than life penis
ii) "Jamie" is the god of sexual intercourse.
i) Man goes up to a girl in a bar...
"Heyyyyy, my friend Jamie thinks you're hot!, would you like to meet him?
ii) Girl to her friend.
"OMG OMG OMG he filled me RIGHT UP, that guy is SUCH a Jamie!"
3. Jamie
To be really stupid or almost had down syndrome.
She is such a Jamie.
Did you know she was supposed to be a Jamie
4. Jamie
Term for fucking your dog.
Dude I just jamied my dog spot last night.
I'll go with numbers 1 or 2...deffo number 2
But not 3 and 4....oh dear!
Sir Mike McCready is....THE MASTER!!! WAHHH!!!
EVENFLOW PSYCHOS H.N.I.C~FEEL THE FLOW!!!
"Pearl Jam fans are obsessed, they'd see the boys in HELL if tickets were sold."-CROJAM95
It takes balls to put out a UKE album!
A name meaning palm tree in hebrew. Also a very well rounded person.
See that girl, her name is tamara, she is well rounded
No, that does not mean I am fat!
Dusseldorf 21/06/07, Manchester 17/08/09, London 18/08/09, LA 06/10/09, LA 07/10/09.
Ain't gonna be any middle anymore.